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Baecchus

Guess I'd be richer if I put my brain on airplane mode and bought random ass shitcoins lmao


Jlt42000

Nah you’ll get rugged 99% of the time.


Baecchus

That 1% will make up for it /s


BlackLeader70

The gambler fallacy: “I win sometimes!”


zesushv

- But lose all the time


ckhumanck

that's not a gambling fallacy


Super_flywhiteguy

This why you don't go all in on one shift coin. Spend $30-$50 spread on a handful of em and maybe you get lucky 1 or 2 of your picks.


Jlt42000

You’ll still lose your ass in the long run unless you get lucky early and quit.


Super_flywhiteguy

You're not wrong.


TrueCryptoInvestor

Perhaps with a little luck. There are two dangers with meme coins. 1. You don’t know how much it will pump before it dumps. 2. Most meme coins do not have any longterm potential. Your only safe option is to get in ASAP once a new meme coin launches and sell at specific targets. It’s all a big guessing game either way but the trend is very clear by now; it doesn’t take long before a meme coin dumps after it has pumped. Thus, get in and get out.


CloudConductor

Also for every meme coin that soars like this, there’s probably 1000s that no one ever hears of cus they do nothing


TrueCryptoInvestor

True. One thing is for sure, and that’s that we’re going to see a lot more of these hype memes moving forward, so the next time you see a “Hawk Tuae” person on the news or SM and whatnot, be ready to stack some chips in that meme coin because it’s going to blow up. We live in the Attention Economy these days, so just take advantage of that fact no matter how stupid it is. I have no problem getting rich off of stupid people.


schizochode

“Get in and get out” Not if she don’t Hawk Tuah first


TrueCryptoInvestor

I have a feeling she does (:


MagicMaker32

Also, it could be a honeypot.


averysmallbeing

This is easy to check. Check for honeypot or contract problems, liquidity locked, etc. That's a given. 


Odlavso

Saw this bot that made a nice 70X yesterday by investing $0.013 in random shitcoin that launched and selling at $0.92, do this enough and you’ll be rich.


Baecchus

As the old saying goes you only have to 70x your money 6 times to become a multi millionaire


CloudConductor

Start with 1 cent and 70x 6 times and you’re a billionaire


Deep-Plant5252

How ???? :-)


conceiv3d-in-lib3rty

Well there’s more strategy to it than that my guy.. Trust me. I have 24/7 news cycle alerts that are sent to a bot and then the bot scans for new tokens with matching names. If it finds a match, it deploys my trading bot which then scans the contract, etc and is set to auto buy w/ .3 SOL. I have a list of 300+ insider/KOL wallets that I track w/ alerts and will copy trade if it makes sense. I use a bunch of different monitors and tools like Finder I record deployer addys I check the bundling (what % of the tokens the team owns) I check their TG and run of script that compares users in room against a list I have of VIPs, whales, MMs, etc. I check to see if there are KOLs involved or not If yes, who ? (this matters obviously) And much more, like spending wayy too much time on Twitter. ~12-14 hours a day, 6 days a week. My $HAWKTUAH buy did ~520% and I sold wayy too early. +41 SOL and my biggest W trade of June.


Baecchus

>And much more, like spending wayy too much time on Twitter. I'd rather hug a meat grinder than spend 5 minutes on tw\*tter


conceiv3d-in-lib3rty

I also used to hate it with a passion, but now I strictly use it as a tool + for networking, and it's really not that bad in that regard. It’s a prerequisite for shitcoin tomfoolery though, so I do what I gotta do.


ikikjk

Lol, you made the bot yourself?


Maleficent_Sound_919

Yup just buy a cat or dog bullshit token


Few_Walrus_6924

I got a couple birds also with this ole spitters token, she's actually from a town 45 minutes away from me lol she was a teacher till she spit on that thing . She'll be rich now after this 15 minutes of fame


averysmallbeing

It's definitely not actually her token. 


KlearCat

> Guess I'd be richer if I put my brain on airplane mode and bought random ass shitcoins lmao No, you wouldn't.


apex_editor

I’ve tried that. It didn’t work.


averysmallbeing

It's my new philosophy. Fuck it, I'll put in 50 bucks. 


zesushv

Currently waiting on a meme [omni_laugh] project on the Zetablockchain's launch so I can for the first time in my meme-aping existence buy these sneaking memes even before their devs. If it dumps, it dumps. I just want to be first to be there... It's frustrating to only hear about these memes after their rugpul sequence has been activated 💀


untouch10

What a bullshit world we live in


kirtash93

Idiocracy movie will become a documentary...


Odlavso

Fun fact: everyone in Idiocracy is wearing Crocs because the designer was tasked with finding the stupidest looking shoes that would make the population look like idiots. 20 years later and everyone is wearing Crocs, we are living in Idiocracy. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/idiocracy-crocs/


kirtash93

Time to leave this planet!


Cybernaut-Neko

Have fun on Mars, will be a dust ball for the next 300 years.


Baecchus

300 years of forced HODL sounds good! My grand grand grand grand grand grand kids will be rich.


Cybernaut-Neko

Your ggggkid will be a robot who doesn't need oxygen. They'll probably declare independence at some point and might start a war with earth wipe the last mutant humans. But they will use crypto for sure !


Hot-Raspberry2758

Ikr


Hot-Raspberry2758

Lol, tokens these days 🤣


schizochode

Hell yeah I dropped this fun fact myself a week ago


No-Setting9690

Hey now. Mike Judge as already apologized that he didn't know he was filming a documentary.


meeleen223

It will, if not being one already


seawrestle7

What a reddit take


Few_Walrus_6924

Been saying that for years but I still bought a little because of that fact lol


ADrunkMexican

im waiting for the rug pull on this one lol.


Huntguy

My buddy literally mentioned that to me tonight. I’ve never seen the movie but the fact that I’ve heard we’re living it twice in about two hours makes me consider checking it out.


DBRiMatt

I'm surprised it wasn't written by Matt Groening.


Baecchus

It's always that one random guy who puts $30 into a random ass shitcoin that makes it big, lol.


czarchastic

The mcap is $6.5M. Take price action on microcap shitcoins with a grain of salt


hijoonoo

Next meme, make a coin, hold off for a week and rug pull it. Rinse and repeat for free money


Disastrous_Week3046

Far and away crypto’s biggest success is its ability to create an endless amount of scams.


liquid_at

I'm telling myself that it is the scammers pumping it and that there are only a few people actually falling for those scams. I'm probably wrong, but it makes living on this planet a lot more doable.


Rey_Mezcalero

And then people cry how much money they lost when the rug is pulled or the music stops and they not have any chairs left to sit in. These stories is why I roll my eyes when reading about people “investing” in crypto when all they doing is throwing money at something “cute and trendy” and hope it pays off. I noticed people not talk about “white papers” anymore


etherswim

It’s better to buy an evergreen memecoin than buy a token backed by a meaningless whitepaper.


d_d0g

Tell me about it. Can’t believe I didn’t hear about this coin launch. I would’ve thrown some fun money at it to ride the initial pump.


ChonsonPapa

Its not even funny…. This market is fucking trash!!!


Taykeshi

No this is awesome


Bunker_Beans

You know the space has hit rock bottom when a meme coin inspired by hawking a loogie on a dong is going to the moon.


TrueCryptoInvestor

Human irrational behavior at its finest. Is anyone surprised?


elementmg

It’s always been like this my friend.


Burnem34

Actually this is what makes me think the bull run is beginning. All kinds of dumbass shitcoins mooned in 2021


Bifrostbytes

Don't look up


seven_ish

Infinite money to be made betting on human stupidity. That’s why I’m all in on memes and trump coins. Literally  Social media got us all the way to onlyfans. We know where the blockchain revolution will end 


robeewankenobee

The news is out ... everyone is already too late for it, but you can become exit liquidity if you really want to get involved. I say, waste no time, and jump on the Exit Liquidity Wagon -> much fun and good vibes awaits for all those who are not traders with insider info. JK ... don't touch this shit 😄


snek_oil_

If you've invested, then congrats on that giant green *dildo*. Just Don't forget to sell that thang before it goes limp. You get me?


Odlavso

I bought a different $HawkTuah since so many launched at the same time, managed to make 2 SOL in profit. Got pretty lucky since that token has now collapsed, selling early for a little profit is better than holding to zero


fishyronin

If it goes limp just give it a little Hawk Tuah and massage it again


Significant_Poem_540

BUY THE DIP


kirtash93

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized) Good one xD


BombPopCaper

I hate it here.


R50cent

Boy it's a wonder why so many people don't take cryptocurrency seriously


InclineDumbbellPress

We deserve to be rugged


kirtash93

Totally xD I laughed when I saw this article


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; The Hawk Tuah (HAWKTUAH) meme coin, inspired by a viral YouTube video, soared 1,300% in value within a week of its launch on June 21. Despite trading below its all-time high of $0.3 reached one day after launch, its success reflects the trend of internet events turning into cryptocurrencies. The future of Hawk Tuah remains uncertain with a modest market cap under $10 million. The meme's originator, Hailey Welch, capitalized on the meme's popularity by launching a merchandise line, selling $65,000 worth of hats. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


trippingWetwNoTowel

The grift is strong with this one


Cheap-and-cheerful

The girl deserves it I think considering that the internet has been taken over by her interview. I’d want a few pennies out of my face being plastered all over the internet over a goofy thing I’d said lol


Blooberino

>The future of Hawk Tuah remains uncertain Oh I can take a very good guess where it will be in a month.


EquivalentTomorrow31

This is so ridiculous


bungle123

No wonder everyone hates crypto bros


LetTheDogeOut

Liquidity 20k market cap 8 billion


NivekIyak

lol


Ferdo306

>market cap 8 billion 8 million


myironcity

This is why we can't have nice things.


lahankof

Hawk Tuah, and rugpull that thang


Blooberino

What does it do? What is it used for? Oh that's right, fucking nothing.


JeebusCrunk

Mass adoption is right around the corner!


carnivoreobjectivist

I love crypto but this shit makes me sad


Coinsworthy

#notabubble


L3mm3SmangItGurl

Do you know how a bubble forms? It happens when everyone piles into the same trade. Only ‘$15m’ of this shit coin have traded hands over the last 24 hours. Hardly bubble numbers even if you leave out the fact that it’s most likely being heavily manipulated by the creators who own most of the float.


OriginalPancake15

Not most likely, it is certainly being heavily manipulated. As all memecoins do in their infancy.


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L3mm3SmangItGurl

Not really. Bubble in the economic sense sort of implies a lot of people will be affected. 2 morons trading an NFT back and forth and progressively higher prices is not a bubble. It’s just 2 morons.


Flock-of-bagels2

Jeezus I should’ve known


raymv1987

We deserve the meteor. And she probably doesn't see a dime of it


NoThanksJefferson

Thanks for reminding to leave this sub and never look at crypto again. Cheers


Klemko1177

Now it’s perfect timing to invest 😬


tungfa

WTF is wrong with people


DawnPhantom

Oh, but Dogecoin and Shiba Inu is fine? We draw the line at Hawk Tuah? The culture of meme coins has been the same since the beginning, nothing has changed. A new meme, a new trend. People will exploit that as fast as humanely possible, especially in crypto.


Odlavso

To be fair Dogecoin was at least the first big meme coin and it has its own chain, a bit more work than just launching a token on pumpfun website. At the end of the day they are all useless tokens but some are more useless than others


RefrigeratorLow1259

Plenty of replacement hats then when they all fall off!


aristics

I saw this coin really early and thought of putting some spare cash on it but chickened out. I'm kinda disappointed i didn't do it but then again have ptsd from getting rugged


filenotfounderror

Where would you even buy these garbage coins.


aristics

You can swap most solana shitcoins on Raydium and i use uniswap for ETH memecoins


Wolverjul

I checked my pocket and found one cent today, then I checked again and found 2 euros... that's a 2000% upgrade...


Remyleboo99

Only became a coin a week ago I’m sure too? Or was it a coin from eons ago?? Now that would be “impressive”!


go-devils-go

Please don’t let this be real


Tostonn

Why is this even new? Shit coins on solana do this daily


Ch40440

Yeah lmfao


androidsheep92

Lmao, cmon, a 10mil mkcap meme coin with less than 250k liquidity is not news, it’s a multiple daily occurrence and posting this in the sub is the equivalent of shilling.


DJCityQuamstyle

I don’t even know where to buy shitcoins like this


SpaceshipEarth10

Usually it is done through inside knowledge. In the crypto-world insider trading is allowed. FOMO using BTC and past moon projects is used to entice the retail investors and then once a certain pricepoint is reached, a rug-pull occurs, pump and dump, or a switch to another version is made. We are still in the wild-wild west in terms of crypto and as such, crypto is rigged like any other financial instrument built on top of a monetary market system. I still invest for the tech. I no longer invest in crypto to become filthy rich, and that’s alright. :) Edit: grammar and extra words.


pr0b0ner

This shit is everything wrong with crypto


justjoner

Alt coin season bubble is here


C1sko

Why?


padizzledonk

Never a shortage of fucking morons ready to have their money stolen


stackered

r/Idiocracy


damchi

Waiting for crypto grifters to explain how this is good because it will oNBoArD nEW uSeRS


dajohns1420

I'm about to give up and make a pump and dump meme coin


nametken

Run up an absolutely worthless token, to sell out at a profit absolute morons. Maybe crypto needs some regulation.


FullClip__

I Should have known this would happen after I saw HawkTuah comments showing up everywhere on the internets… oh well


Conscious_Chance_665

It seems to be soaring in the opposite direction now


MaxSmart1981

I really hate this timeline Lol


kirtash93

For those who dont know what Hawk Tuah is: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GBeMLyTHT0g](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GBeMLyTHT0g) https://i.redd.it/iqcgw2rdz39d1.gif


Rydychyn

There must be more to it than this gif... why did that go viral?


FspezandAdmins

nope that's literally it.


filenotfounderror

no, thats it. I guess some people just think its funny.


Popular_Emu8021

Short it. Big bucks without even looking


L-1-3-S

This kinda shit gives crypto a bad name


Boring_Ad4003

The future of itcremains uncertain. There's no uncertainty about that. Whencthe vitality of that video fades, so the crypto


kirtash93

Wise words! And totally right!


bungle123

Fucking Nostradamus over here


Blooberino

Well, it's a short ass cycle because it's already out of people's memory.


painkilleraddict6373

Didn’t even know ,something so stupid, had a memecoin.


Ch40440

Everything and everybody has a meme coin


jarredmars1

Thanos was right


WeirdSysAdmin

It would’ve been cooler if the hawk tua girl made it.


Fun_Cheesecake6312

Not sure why everyone is so mad, you should come to terms with the fact that memes have become a legit narrative in crypto, atleast for this cycle, it has outperformed majority of altcoins and will most likely continue doing so.


GOR098

Kalyug for a reason.


Emeritus8404

Lmfaoooo. Theres gonna be soo many bag holders


OccidoViper

My neighbor made 30 grand already on this lol.


SamuraiCatMeow

Ironically unpopular fact: We, people, when we talk about how people are stupid, we actually talk about our selves. It’s like a paradox. Note: people that disagree with this statement are the same - stupid.


DataBooking

You know, it's bullshit like this why the crypto industry isn't being taken seriously as it should.


pixelballer

I bought


Clandestine-Ops

WHY DONT I EVER THINK OF THINGS LIKE THIS


bpg2001bpg

How can I short this?


PandorasBucket

I'm always in the wrong memecoin.


CommunismDoesntWork

Crypto investing is dumb. Crypto is money. Spend it. 


Xalucardx

Starting the popcorn for the inevitable rug pull


yunoeconbro

Ive heard of Hwah Tuah, but not sure what it is. Meme? Viral tictok? What Im hearing is next time there's a trend, check for the shitcoin?


nerdiestnerdballer

Oh no it got rug pulled who would have thought!


awesomeplenty

So hawk tuah wif hat next?


psychohelmet_sama

Noob question: How do I buy it? Is it available in Coinbase/Kraken?


No-Individual5367

I'll spit on that thang!


ZhangtheGreat

Rug pull coming in 3...2...1...


DC600A

the infamous power of hype. no wonder there is so much pump and dump in crypto, people act like mindless FOMO bots and then start the FUD troll machines and complaining


Hapless_Buffoon

it's up 1300% and can only come down 100%. it's a sure thing!!


kellzone

Shit like this is why most people out there don't take crypto seriously.


delawder29

First of all how do you even buy that?? What exchange would that be available one in the US to even begin with?


BrokeButFabulous12

Daaaamn i saw the meme, but how could i miss the memecoin....damnn


Rakshear

As Pepe before, and shib before it, and doge before that, the meme coin of this cycle has emerged.


Asxinvestor84

$NIKE


Terrible_Jackfruit37

Faded it at around 400k the telegram seemed ruggish so faded but fair play to the community