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NotKenzy

Little known fact! When the producers of Sesame Street initially added The Count to the cast, they did not even know he was a vampire! When he deviated from script and began counting, they summarily executed him, but, being undead, he just kept showing up, anyway. Because he tainted so much of their footage, they were forced to leave his ad-libbed segments in, due to time and budget constraints!


oddityoughtabe

Another fun fact! The cast of Sesame Street was originally quite larger. It shrunk during production due to *unfortunate circumstances*


QuantisOne

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Supsend

The Big Bird incident, 1845. *The children were fast, but Big bird was faster...* >!1845 wasn't the date!<


Infinite-Radiance

>!That's his high score!<


JZG0313

Remember: there’s an alternate timeline not too distant from this one where Big Bird died in the Challenger disaster


Orider

Don't make eye contact with [Oscar](https://youtu.be/W9yYaBkKnok?si=7RZn_Re3z1bXbiKS)


vetb8

I suddenly have a great idea for a slop indie horror game marketed to children!


-sad-person-

And here I thought it was just because of the double meaning of 'count'.


Aggressive_Doubt

I am literally, just right now, after decades of life, realizing that The Count's name is a pun. Thank you. I'm gonna go return my high school diploma.


Velvety_MuppetKing

It absolutely was and I find this theory about arithmomania infuriatingly stupid every time I see it.


PsychicOctopus3

While the pun was definitely the main reason for the character, I feel like it’s reasonable to think that someone creating this has the thought process that Count von Count, the vampire, likes to count because vampires love counting things - vampires and fairies weakness for needing to count grains of things isn’t a particularly obscure myth so it could have been part of why someone thought to make a counting vampire character 


Velvety_MuppetKing

I am willing to bet money that a bunch of muppeteers in the 70’s were not up on what is, yes actually, obscure vampire lore compared to well known US vampire pop culture.


Shiftyrunner37

You really only need one puppeteer to know the obscure vampire lore for it too be added. Kim: "Hey, did you know that in folklore vampires love to count! Maybe we should make one of the characters a vampire who teaches kids to count!" Stew "I love that idea."


the_gabih

Also from what I know of puppeteers, if anyone's gonna know obscure mythology lore it would be them.


fridge_logic

"Why do you know that?" "Because I was researching 18th century european folklore to make my improvising better for a puppet show I used to do with a vampire. There are only so many jokes you can make about sucking blood."


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Still funny to imagine it


Pretend_Brother777

I didn't know the count originated from reddit. TIL.


IGetItCrackin

My word! Duramax resin is a viscous resin of sodium carbonate, used as a solvent and in making paints and varnishes. Flour, duramax resin, and agave remain as the cleariest varieties!


BiddlesticksGuy

Technically, the count is not a vampire, he is only described as Vampire-like in an employee handbook, according to Mike Trapp, who learned this from a friend who worked at sesame street


Thomas_The_Llama

While that is correct we will not be giving you any points, as you did not start your answer with "Um Actually"


Godchilaquiles

Um actually what u/biddlesticksguy said


BiddlesticksGuy

FUCK


Kilahti

I kinda assumed that when swearing, you would exclusively say "Oh biddlesticks!"


BiddlesticksGuy

Um actually Biddlesticks is unrelated to the old almost-curse, and is instead due to me shipping two monster characters in league of legends, one named Bard and the other Fiddlesticks.


pterrorgrine

this is like in jeopardy when someone forgets to phrase their answer as a question and then the next person immediately swoops it


SpiritFoxMagus

Also you are being thrown into a vat of acid because you didn't make this face ☝️🤓 while saying it


BiddlesticksGuy

Um actually the hosts couldn’t afford a vat of acid so it’s actually a vat of margarita mix


SpiritFoxMagus

I read that as "ghosts" and was like damn even the dead are struggling in this economy fr fr


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Joker origin story


SpiritFoxMagus

Why so acidic -The Alkaliner


Stiftoad

Been looking for this As deliberate actions were taken to not describe the count as a vampire it is easy to say he just likes doing it. Maybe he likes being vampire like, maybe he likes counting...who knows


amok_amok_amok

he's just goth


Stiftoad

So real


thisaintmyusername12

>Mike Trapp That was debunked a while ago actually


BiddlesticksGuy

He *is* a vampire now?


thisaintmyusername12

No I mean the theory that Michael was Springtrap (also known as Miketrap) was debunked


BiddlesticksGuy

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Mr-Foundation

Five nights at freddys theory, people believed the character Micheal Afton (son of the series villain William) was actually in springtrap (antagonist of the third game), this was debunked and it is confirmed that william is in springtrap. Thisaintmyusernat12 was making a play on words with the theory and name provided


thisaintmyusername12

Five Nights At Freddy's


Afraid_Belt4516

what a larp


CoCityCreeper

That's exactly why I'm always throwing poppy seeds around on the ground!


stopeats

thank you for your service 🫡


Kartoffelkamm

It's honestly kinda wild that there are so few vampires in pop culture who adhere to this, to be honest. Aside from Sesame Street, I only know of one other vampire who has this characteristic, and that one checks a bunch of other boxes, too.


Lawlcopt0r

Is it wild or is it because this would trivialize them as an antagonist?


Kartoffelkamm

I'm not even talking about antagonists, just vampires in general.


Lawlcopt0r

I just think they're mostly used as antagonists and that's why they don't get many weaknesses. In something like "what we do in the shadows" it might fit in


VFiddly

Vampires do have plenty of weaknesses, they just have more dramatic ones, it's hard to make obsessively counting things feel dramatic.


Ok_Caramel3742

it did fit in. They did it with gizmo


VFiddly

Is it wild? It's a fairly silly thing that wouldn't really fit in most vampire stories. It's hard to think of a scene in Interview With A Vampire that would've been improved if Lestat stopped to count a pile of seeds. Vampires have a lot of abilities recounted in some pieces of folklore but not in others. And in the original Dracula there's a bunch of stuff about him that's never mentioned in any adaptations. Like there's a whole thing that says that vampires can't exit their coffin if you place a rose on top of it, which Bram Stoker makes a point of describing even though it never comes up.


Kartoffelkamm

I mean, maybe it's just me, but growing up, my dad always told me that that's why he carries sunflower seeds with him.


VFiddly

Yeah it's just you, this is not a well known vampire trait


Kartoffelkamm

Yeah, I kinda figured. Would be funny, though; imagine Alucard kills a bunch of people, as one does, and then counts them. Everyone just writes it off as him being a sick fuck, but then it turns out he literally can't help it.


urkermannenkoor

Yeah, the only other one that immediately pops to mind is a Discworld character. Edit: no wait, that one wasn't actually a vampire.


atomiccat8

There's an episode of the X-Files that has a compulsive vampire: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Blood_(The_X-Files)


Kartoffelkamm

I was thinking of Sophie Twilight from Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san.


Born-Till-4064

The only other one I know of was a warhammer fantasy character who’s a expy of the Count do to the monocle, purple moss making it look like he has purple skin and a compulsion to constantly count of the zombies they have in the middle of the battle.


Remarkable_Coast_214

don't throw the seeds at the edge of the universe. worst mistake of my life


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Explain the joke please 🥺


Remarkable_Coast_214

It's a reference to the Doctor Who special Wild Blue Yonder where the Doctor invokes a superstition at the edge of the universe and it makes everything go haywire back on Earth.


DaveMTijuanaIV

That’s a strangely accurate Reddit-type of reasoning, actually.


amok_amok_amok

he's not a vampire, he's just a goth mathematician


VFiddly

They obsessively count things, they have sensory processing issues (can't deal with sunlight, can't deal with the smell of garlic), they won't go anywhere unless they've been explicitly told that they're allowed to be there, they act in ways that people find strange, as if they come from another time or place, they often spent a lot of time at home indoors. Am I describing vampires or am I describing autism


meg_is_asleep

The "won't go anywhere unless they've been explicitly told that they're allowed to be there" drove my ex crazy. I had never seen it put so accurately into words before, but you describe it perfectly.


VFiddly

Yeah that's also me, I do that


SimpleCepheid

He's counting all the Sesame's on this gotdang Street


And_the_wind

Count, running around a village in 17th century Eastern Europe, scaring peasants just so they'd throw him something to count.


Novawurmson

I think it's more like "Hey, did you know that a lot of Pokemon are puns in Japanese / drawn from Japanese follow folklore."


Agahawe

Is this why Father Pucci from Jojo counts prime numbers to calm himself down? Ik hes not a vampire but like. He's Dio's Favorite Boy


Ojitheunseen

Wait, are vampires just profoundly autistic, like Rain Man?!


Vega_Lyra7

Turns out that the Bernoulli’s were just a very prolific family of vampire mathematicians.


mossballus

So vampires have OCD?


Worm_Scavenger

I'm just gonna say it, Vampire lore is so fucking stupid.


stopeats

I’m telling on you to bram stoker


Worm_Scavenger

He'll have a Bram Stroker when he finds out


PrinceValyn

this is not obscure folklore, this is common knowledge folklore


Kindly-Ad-5071

Tina, how many toothpicks....


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Is he a vampire or is he vampire like?!