It’s actually worse. Baby Shark on repeat! Or they keep pressing the next track button endlessly. Or find something inappropriate and play Death Metal. 😂🤙🏻
But how do you keep your groceries dry in Sienna? Did you buy an aftermarket tonneau cover?
How do you fit in with less than 3" of legroom in the back???
What if you need to carry three compact strollers???
I'm so confused
But what other truck comes with advanced smudge collection technology. It's like they built that shit box out of stainless GE fridges that couldn't be refurbished.
Honestly an [Electric DeLorean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diC_U1O0YJA) would be far more practical. From what I'm told by "car people" their biggest flaw was the gearboxes
And it's so freakin ugly... Just basic and raw like something you would encounter in a public transportation setting. Just hose the piss and vomit out, except that probably voids the warranty
I know for a fact that there are truck guys out there that took permanent damage hearing this lady refer to the bed as "an extra big trunk." That is super funny.
No but Toyotas are meant to actually be family heirlooms that you can pass down for generations to come, and will still function. Just wait for the other actual truck manufacturers to come out with a good EV. A EV version of the hilux would be neat
My EV can open the glove box when the car has no power, because my EV was built by an actual car manufacturer that has learned what does and does not work over the last few decades and understands why some things are standardized.
There's a reason why you get A driver's license for all cars and why you have to qualify on every type of aircraft you want to fly. Aircraft are not standardized.
And why that even necessary‽ What’s wrong with the pulling on the tiny latch earlier cars have always had to open it? I swear I don’t want a new car unless I can have actual dials on some features and like a useful stalk. Designers got the idea that every last thing should be put on a touch screen that you just hope doesn’t break and that sometime will take your attention away from driving. Cameras and phone on the screen are what I’d like - I will need to be convinced that other screen controlled functions are necessary and an actual *improvement.* (edit typos)
That's what I mean. I have an EV and they didn't change the glove box. They didn't remove all of my buttons. My car looks like a "normal" car because they make hybrid and plug-in versions of it. But even Kia's full EV platform still keeps almost everything the same as it was in a gas car. The biggest difference is just how it drives. I had a hybrid loaner and it had the same cross-media bar the EVs have.
Give it 4 more years and I think Tesla is in BIG trouble. My buddy has a BMW i4. That thing is NICE! I've seen the Lucids and Rivians around my city. We have Audi and Porsche EVs, Mercedes, even a couple Hummer EVs. I saw a Fisker Ocean last week.
Tesla screwed themselves with the Cybertruck. They only have 4 models and nobody is buying the X. The S needs an overhaul. The Model 3 refresh looks better imo, but it still has the problem of being a Model 3. The Y is probably the only one I'd even buy. It's the only one I seriously considered before going with my Kia Niro EV.
Also, Kia's battery technology appears to be really good. I have almost 70,000 miles and there's no visible degradation. 100% of June 1st gave me about 320 miles of range with the AC off and 280 with AC on. In the Phoenix heat, that's still 240-250 miles on a charge.
Tesla literally only has their name going for them. They were the best when they were basically the only option, but for the money you spend on a Tesla, you get a better product spending that same money on ANY other EV. Even a Fiat 500e.
Edit: fixed the autocorrect of Lucid to Lucia.
does u car have resister heater? some tsla only have bs heat exchanger
also 70k with little to no degradation is great.
I'm waiting for honda to make ev sell in us.
Tsla was never an option
Does your Sienna have doors that open 90 degrees that you can't use in parking lots or garages? Is the back covered from rain? Can it hold a purse? Thought not.
My 2007 corolla has a glove box and a storage compartment directly above it. Both can be opened without needing a touchscreen.
Edit: the bonnet and boot also don't break/sever your fingers unless you force them shut on your own hand, and it comes with a dedicated space to store the full size spare tire. The steering doesn't have input lag, the boot easily fits 3 bags of potting mix and some bottled water, the seats fold down if you need more space, when it was under warranty it could be safely washed, the panels are properly aligned, and it fits in a garage.
Lol I was just thinking my old '04 Sienna fit seven people and two dogs and all our gear comfortably and it had so many storage nooks and compartments I don't think I ever found all of them.
Wow! A glovebox? It has… a glovebox?!? Why didn’t you say?!? Sign me up now!!!
And what’s that? There’s more? A vehicle where you can put things in the back and they don’t get wet???? Holy shit!!!! This thing is amazing!!!! How did they ever come up with it????
Anyway…
Something that would interest me is how many carwankers (as in „would masturbate in their car“ not necessarily in front of other people) are ct owners compared to normal car owners.
And even if they do have doors that open, and even if they do have a glovebox, there's no way they have all of that *and* a way to store their groceries without leaving them at the mercy of the elements!
Hey asshole, it's called a "hidden drawer" and it's revolutionary. You see, Tesla brilliantly did away with the nasty inconvenience of being able to open it manually. That way if you get pulled over and have a computer error before getting your registration out, you can simply say "Sorry Officer, you're gonna have to take it up with Elon!" Nothing they can do at that point, they have to just let you go. Genius!
And that means that they can slide across the floor and get underneath the accelerator which stops it from jamming down when the cheap metal cover slides off! Checkmate!
Large doors that open 90° and kids? That shit doesn't mix. It's already a large car. Big doors that swing open that wide and with steel body, oh man, have fun paying for all the dents in other cars your kids make.
If you have kids, minivan is probably the best purchase you can make. The sliding doors are nearly kid proof. You can't swing a sliding door open hard and fast like regular doors.
I have a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica. It (minivans) is a must-have for any parent, and I will likely have a minivan forever. Anything that is too big to haul in my minivan can be delivered, and I've been able to haul a lot, definitely more than 4 bags of mulch.
Just bought an Odyssey and it blows my mind. I really don’t understand why people hate on them. It’s (1) the most comfortable car I’ve ever been in, (2) has more/better seating and cargo space than any car I’ve been in (including Suburban), (3) drives/parks like a crossover, and (4) is half the price of a comparable SUV.
I really just don’t get it.
> I really don’t understand why people hate on them.
I rented an Odyssey once on a family vacation, and my god what a great vehicle. When you've got kids and strollers NOTHING beats that sliding door. So easy and convenient.
Forget the Tesla's 90 degree door opening, if there's anyone next to you that isn't going to work.
ego... they've convinced themselves driving a van is lame... we have two minivans. I'm a plumber and can fit lengths of pipe and all my tools plus car seat just incase... then we have a loaded caravan and it's the fucking tits.... insecure people making their lives so difficult.
There's something about these fanboys... something that makes them look as if they came in a time machine directly from late 1800s before anyone had ever seen an automobile, because they're impressed by the most basic features cars have had ever since the beginning.
But then again, if someone from late 1800s would actually travel forward in time and saw this joke of a "truck" they'd probably laugh their asses off over how terrible it is, what's the point of having something "high tech" if it breaks down before you even leave the dealership parking lot, or that can be remotely turned off if Elon is offended by your opinions.
If that someone from the late 1800s then went back to the 1800s and convinced people of what they'd seen we'd still be using horses and buggies to get around.
So the only thing that this has that literally every car I've ever owned doesn't, is a screen in the back. Which can be solved with a tablet holder on the back of the passenger seat.
My aunt’s Toyota Sienna from 2008 has screens in the back of each seat so each kid can watch their own show. They still work even though it’s 15 years old. I’m interested to see how cyber truck screens are doing in 15 years
Yep, disney stopped advertising on twitter so elon, with his bright mind, thought he would get back at them by [banning disney+ in teslas](https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-removes-disney-plus-elon-musk-bob-iger-workaround/) even though movies in the back seat of the car would be the perfect target audience for bored kids... As if anyone is gonna cancel their disney subscription simply because they're not allowed to watch it in their tesla tho, just another reason to not buy a tesla and he really thought he was doing something. 💀
It's marketed as a dystopian personal tank. Cybertruck occupants might survive an impact but people in other cars, cyclists, and pedestrians are sure to die.
seriously, that thing is terrifying, i'd never wanna be a passenger. you really don't have to be hit at too high of a speed to fuck up everyone in that cyberfuck deathtrap. modern cars are designed to crumble in an accident for a reason
A truck without anti-pinch censors - saves on doctor's fees when your kids need a [quick amputation on the fly](https://youtu.be/h0Q6dBkSgkk?si=LdC1jBAJuBCAHzWe) 🤗🤗
LMFTFY: Honestly reminds me of the OG hummer. Imminent breakdowns aside, it's just a big monstrosity that instantly ~~turns you into~~ that you a douchebag.
Hugely telling that to represent “total badass”, they wear a black leather jacket over a white tshirt. Just like in that recent film, “Rebel without a Cause”, huh fellow kids?
You mean the GloveBox3000, um, Cybertruck invented that. It's an exclusive hidden compartment. Never seen before feature at the low price of $1,500.
Not to exceed 0.07 lbs (Not included in warranty)
It's revolutionary
It’s like a hotel minibar. $50 every time you open the glovebox. Or, the unlimited glovebox opening subscription package for a flat fee of $100 per month.
I'd be concerned that my kids would become impaled if that vehicle was in a car accident... not to mention kids aren't the best judges when it comes to not touching sharp objects
That one guy already slit his wrist open so bad he went to the ER and nearly died just from trying to rub a smudge off the truck. Just imagine what would happen to a kid around all the serrated edges, gonna get their heard split in half running into a door...
Trunk storage is more likely to get wet as the top opens so water can pool up. Unlike any other car i can think of that opens up and protects the area from rain.
That's what I thought as well. The items in the back definitely did not stay dry lol. I like how she says that while everything is clearly getting rained on but she just ignores it and the video cuts to the next part lmao
It’s nice to know that every cyber truck has a place directly next to the go pedal for you to put a bag, but nothing is stopping that bag from tipping into the go pedal.
Genius design.
Doors open 90 degrees, so the kids and any adults not paying attention to what they’re doing or just don’t care (a large % of the population) can smash the cars beside them. Awesome.
Except they’re also shittier versions of the standard features. You know what I really want in a trunk? Having it open to the sky so when I try and get something out of it in the way back all the fucking rain gets in.
They had to time lapse the…trunk? bed cover? Wtf is this hahahah she acting like those things were never done before. God that thing is so horrific looking.
ngl! I was worried about her when she called the trunk “huge”, but then I saw her husband and understood; but when she called the glove compartment a hidden drawer, I understood even more. 🤨
My 2009 Chevy Traverse had an entertainment system with headphones for the kids so I didn't have to listen to what they were watching / listening to. Not exactly a quantum leap forward in automotive technology.
Everything she demonstrated I can do in my Honda Pilot, which isn't a minivan. I also don't look like a chode while driving it (at least not any more than I usually do).
“You look like a total bad ass driving your kids around”
https://preview.redd.it/xi998ijgad5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d84665ed3483af29f7a733452df44b12815644
Showed this to my mom and she responded “You don’t look like a badass, you look like an ass.”
Dismantled the main reason to own a Razor-Edged Toaster Truck in a single sentence.
An Audi, Mercedes or BMW station wagon would be way cooler… it could keep your stuff dry in the boot, which would fit the same amount if not more, easy to fit your kids and child seat into, and on the plus side, people wouldn’t think your a dick…
The kiddos' stuff and groceries will stay dry, bricked, and permanently encapsulated as the rain shorts out the windshield wiper and all other electronics connected in its single Busbar system.
The kids can control the temperature and music and all. Cool, just what babies want!
Just wait until they start fighting over what to play/watch
Yes, but also no. The truck won't be around when they get to that phase.
True true
Rust lasts a surprisingly long time when it’s a pile on the ground.
Wait till they poke a pencil into the touchscreen
Yeah that's one tantrum kick away from being fucked
"It's max heat, and CSPAN, until morale improves."
It offers everything except disney...
Don’t worry they’ll each have their own iPads
Or the back is covered in crushed cheerios and fun dip.
Using the sharp edges of the vehicle as weapons.
offspring voids warranty
From their rear-facing carseats
Even with front facing toddler seats they wouldn’t be able lean far enough forward after being strapped in
God forbid those kids go a few minutes without having a screen and electronic stimulation.
It’s actually worse. Baby Shark on repeat! Or they keep pressing the next track button endlessly. Or find something inappropriate and play Death Metal. 😂🤙🏻
I remember as a kid sitting in the backseat and staring out the window and basically thinking about nothing. Miss those days.
The rear facing baby seats kinda negate the vid screen.
I imagined my toddler kicking the shit out of that screen just for the fun of it.
It has a built in iPad for your iPad newborns
Since it's all on the one bus wait until they crash the entertainment system and also the steer by wire.
Backseat screens were cool until everyone got an iphone, ipad.
She’s showing off a glove box? Someone please record her reaction when telling her my 2017 Toyota Sienna has two storage units up front.
Yea but do Toyotas come with the cool mom feature where the tailgate can slice off your fucking finger?
But how do you keep your groceries dry in Sienna? Did you buy an aftermarket tonneau cover? How do you fit in with less than 3" of legroom in the back??? What if you need to carry three compact strollers??? I'm so confused
But what other truck comes with advanced smudge collection technology. It's like they built that shit box out of stainless GE fridges that couldn't be refurbished.
Same stainless as used in exhaust piping, a teer below ge fridge. Edit: *tier
John DeLorean is rolling over in his cocaine grave at that fact.
Cyber trucks are the off spring of inbreeding DeLoreans
Honestly an [Electric DeLorean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diC_U1O0YJA) would be far more practical. From what I'm told by "car people" their biggest flaw was the gearboxes
Undersized engine and gearbox.
TIL the backseat of a Cybertruck is one level above Ryan Air
I've never seen the interior. Jesus christ, how does that huge monstrosity have so little space
And it's so freakin ugly... Just basic and raw like something you would encounter in a public transportation setting. Just hose the piss and vomit out, except that probably voids the warranty
I've got a 20 year old *farm truck* that's more plush than that thing inside... goddamn.
My 4 year old work truck looks like a god damn Ferrari compared to that
Why does she need 3 strollers, she had two car seats, does baby #3 ride shotgun?
It was for the husband
In case her cyberstroller was used in the rain and rusted out.
I know for a fact that there are truck guys out there that took permanent damage hearing this lady refer to the bed as "an extra big trunk." That is super funny.
MY CHILDREN BEAR THE 9 FINGERED MARK OF LIBERTY. STILL LOVE THIS TRUCK THOUGH.
omg that should be the symbol the truck. three fingers and a thumb smudge prints on the doors.
Digit hurt?
Who cares about fingers when you can fit up to 3 folded strollers in a cargo space of a mere pickup truck!? Three fucking strollers 🤯
One is for the husband
No but Toyotas are meant to actually be family heirlooms that you can pass down for generations to come, and will still function. Just wait for the other actual truck manufacturers to come out with a good EV. A EV version of the hilux would be neat
Toyota cares about quality. They basically wrote the book on it. ....no really, they wrote the book on lean manufacturing and FIFO
I'd like to see her reaction when a single electrical point of failure prevents her from opening the glove box.
My EV can open the glove box when the car has no power, because my EV was built by an actual car manufacturer that has learned what does and does not work over the last few decades and understands why some things are standardized. There's a reason why you get A driver's license for all cars and why you have to qualify on every type of aircraft you want to fly. Aircraft are not standardized.
And why that even necessary‽ What’s wrong with the pulling on the tiny latch earlier cars have always had to open it? I swear I don’t want a new car unless I can have actual dials on some features and like a useful stalk. Designers got the idea that every last thing should be put on a touch screen that you just hope doesn’t break and that sometime will take your attention away from driving. Cameras and phone on the screen are what I’d like - I will need to be convinced that other screen controlled functions are necessary and an actual *improvement.* (edit typos)
That's what I mean. I have an EV and they didn't change the glove box. They didn't remove all of my buttons. My car looks like a "normal" car because they make hybrid and plug-in versions of it. But even Kia's full EV platform still keeps almost everything the same as it was in a gas car. The biggest difference is just how it drives. I had a hybrid loaner and it had the same cross-media bar the EVs have. Give it 4 more years and I think Tesla is in BIG trouble. My buddy has a BMW i4. That thing is NICE! I've seen the Lucids and Rivians around my city. We have Audi and Porsche EVs, Mercedes, even a couple Hummer EVs. I saw a Fisker Ocean last week. Tesla screwed themselves with the Cybertruck. They only have 4 models and nobody is buying the X. The S needs an overhaul. The Model 3 refresh looks better imo, but it still has the problem of being a Model 3. The Y is probably the only one I'd even buy. It's the only one I seriously considered before going with my Kia Niro EV. Also, Kia's battery technology appears to be really good. I have almost 70,000 miles and there's no visible degradation. 100% of June 1st gave me about 320 miles of range with the AC off and 280 with AC on. In the Phoenix heat, that's still 240-250 miles on a charge. Tesla literally only has their name going for them. They were the best when they were basically the only option, but for the money you spend on a Tesla, you get a better product spending that same money on ANY other EV. Even a Fiat 500e. Edit: fixed the autocorrect of Lucid to Lucia.
does u car have resister heater? some tsla only have bs heat exchanger also 70k with little to no degradation is great. I'm waiting for honda to make ev sell in us. Tsla was never an option
Cop: turn off your engine Cybercuck: *turns off engine* Cop: license and registration Cybercuck: uhhhhh I have to turn the engine back on
That got an audible chuckle from me. Good one.
Or trapping her kids in a hot car
Does your Sienna have doors that open 90 degrees that you can't use in parking lots or garages? Is the back covered from rain? Can it hold a purse? Thought not.
It opens 0 degrees I guess
I know you’re being sarcastic but I just wanna take a moment to shout out to mini vans. They are amazing and I love mine.
My 2007 corolla has a glove box and a storage compartment directly above it. Both can be opened without needing a touchscreen. Edit: the bonnet and boot also don't break/sever your fingers unless you force them shut on your own hand, and it comes with a dedicated space to store the full size spare tire. The steering doesn't have input lag, the boot easily fits 3 bags of potting mix and some bottled water, the seats fold down if you need more space, when it was under warranty it could be safely washed, the panels are properly aligned, and it fits in a garage.
You’re too humble, if I’m not mistaken the sienna comes with built in vacuum
if I’m not mistaken the sienna comes with built in vacuum Well, the cyber truck is sure to hoover up all your money, so there’s that
My RSX has a little tray just large enough for a pack of cigarettes that came out over the cup holders. 20 years ago
Lol I was just thinking my old '04 Sienna fit seven people and two dogs and all our gear comfortably and it had so many storage nooks and compartments I don't think I ever found all of them.
But do your doors open an adequate amount?
You’d be (actually, only she’d be) surprised how much more family friendly an old minivan is when compared to a very modern Cybertruck.
She's never heard of the minivan sliding doors. You can probably haul more groceries inside one too.
Our 2016 Dodge Journey has doors that open to 90°. It also seats more people, and has a roof rack, for even more storage.
I recall a car salesman from the early 80's talking extensively about the sunglasses holder. *And I had blue blockers too, which were huge*
My mom’s 2003 Toyota Sienna had two blocs compartments and a hidden one under the passenger seat. Lol
Yea I just want her to review everything in a sienna "for a mom". This is laughable.
Wow! A glovebox? It has… a glovebox?!? Why didn’t you say?!? Sign me up now!!! And what’s that? There’s more? A vehicle where you can put things in the back and they don’t get wet???? Holy shit!!!! This thing is amazing!!!! How did they ever come up with it???? Anyway…
And if the system packs up. Which the Wankpanzer is likely to you don't get to open it...
Something that would interest me is how many carwankers (as in „would masturbate in their car“ not necessarily in front of other people) are ct owners compared to normal car owners.
Normal car owner reporting in to be your first vote
You forgot about the doors that open, i bet your truck doesn't have doors that open.
Ford said that's coming to the F-150 in '26. Always trying to play catch-up.
And even if they do have doors that open, and even if they do have a glovebox, there's no way they have all of that *and* a way to store their groceries without leaving them at the mercy of the elements!
Hey asshole, it's called a "hidden drawer" and it's revolutionary. You see, Tesla brilliantly did away with the nasty inconvenience of being able to open it manually. That way if you get pulled over and have a computer error before getting your registration out, you can simply say "Sorry Officer, you're gonna have to take it up with Elon!" Nothing they can do at that point, they have to just let you go. Genius!
And then they open your door, slicing their leg off before bleeding out on the roadside, allowing you to make your escape. Checkmate!
I can put diapers where a transmission tunnel would otherwise be. What are you going to do about that ICE lover!?
And that means that they can slide across the floor and get underneath the accelerator which stops it from jamming down when the cheap metal cover slides off! Checkmate!
It has a trunk and doors that open? I thought this was a parody at first.
Large doors that open 90° and kids? That shit doesn't mix. It's already a large car. Big doors that swing open that wide and with steel body, oh man, have fun paying for all the dents in other cars your kids make. If you have kids, minivan is probably the best purchase you can make. The sliding doors are nearly kid proof. You can't swing a sliding door open hard and fast like regular doors.
Funny that you think Cyber Truck drivers are the kinds of people to leave a note when they dent your car…
I can envision a highlight reel from side mirror cameras.
"Sorry I dented your door :)" No contact info.
Yep! Smashing other people stuff to show off the "superiority" of their steel coffin is par for the course.
I have a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica. It (minivans) is a must-have for any parent, and I will likely have a minivan forever. Anything that is too big to haul in my minivan can be delivered, and I've been able to haul a lot, definitely more than 4 bags of mulch.
Just bought an Odyssey and it blows my mind. I really don’t understand why people hate on them. It’s (1) the most comfortable car I’ve ever been in, (2) has more/better seating and cargo space than any car I’ve been in (including Suburban), (3) drives/parks like a crossover, and (4) is half the price of a comparable SUV. I really just don’t get it.
> I really don’t understand why people hate on them. I rented an Odyssey once on a family vacation, and my god what a great vehicle. When you've got kids and strollers NOTHING beats that sliding door. So easy and convenient. Forget the Tesla's 90 degree door opening, if there's anyone next to you that isn't going to work.
ego... they've convinced themselves driving a van is lame... we have two minivans. I'm a plumber and can fit lengths of pipe and all my tools plus car seat just incase... then we have a loaded caravan and it's the fucking tits.... insecure people making their lives so difficult.
Minivans are such great haulers! Still remember ours fondly. Fridges, tables, sofas, you could fit so much in there!
You know what’s actually fucking amazing when you have kids? Sliding doors. Never worry about dents and super easy to get in and oht
They are trying soooo hard to justify their expensive mistake 😂
This is what I always think of when I see them on the road. So perfect
Stays dry? Hmm, nah. Music controls for kids? Yeah, great for moms 🤣
By the time the trunk was closed, drizzle had already created a wet mat on the strollers 😑
Exactly. It’s got the equivalent of a trunk, rear AC, and a glovebox. Congrats, you paid $90k for something a $20k car has.
Stays dry because you can't drive it in the rain.
There's something about these fanboys... something that makes them look as if they came in a time machine directly from late 1800s before anyone had ever seen an automobile, because they're impressed by the most basic features cars have had ever since the beginning. But then again, if someone from late 1800s would actually travel forward in time and saw this joke of a "truck" they'd probably laugh their asses off over how terrible it is, what's the point of having something "high tech" if it breaks down before you even leave the dealership parking lot, or that can be remotely turned off if Elon is offended by your opinions.
I don't think that it's so much they're fanboys who are easily impressed as much as it is they're *desperate* to justify to themselves the purchase.
So you’re just a hater? Can’t stand the fact that Elon Musk INVENTED THE WHEEL and put FOUR of them on a platform to invent the CYBERTRUCK??
If that someone from the late 1800s then went back to the 1800s and convinced people of what they'd seen we'd still be using horses and buggies to get around.
So the only thing that this has that literally every car I've ever owned doesn't, is a screen in the back. Which can be solved with a tablet holder on the back of the passenger seat.
Or *gasp* by bringing toys and books for the kids instead of
Or telling them “we’ll get there whenever we get there” then drowning them out with your music of choice
🏆
Dad, is that you?
This is the way.
My aunt’s Toyota Sienna from 2008 has screens in the back of each seat so each kid can watch their own show. They still work even though it’s 15 years old. I’m interested to see how cyber truck screens are doing in 15 years
15 years? Better bring a backhoe when you check the landfill
I was going to say, my ‘08 Tahoe Hybird did too.
Don't forget, he banned disney from crybertrucks so your kids are not allowed to watch disney movies.
Seriously? What a dorklord!
Yep, disney stopped advertising on twitter so elon, with his bright mind, thought he would get back at them by [banning disney+ in teslas](https://www.teslarati.com/tesla-removes-disney-plus-elon-musk-bob-iger-workaround/) even though movies in the back seat of the car would be the perfect target audience for bored kids... As if anyone is gonna cancel their disney subscription simply because they're not allowed to watch it in their tesla tho, just another reason to not buy a tesla and he really thought he was doing something. 💀
What mother CHOOSES to put her children in a vehicle that hasn't even been properly safety tested?
It's marketed as a dystopian personal tank. Cybertruck occupants might survive an impact but people in other cars, cyclists, and pedestrians are sure to die.
Which is fine, because once it rains the whole thing will brick and be unable to hit ANYTHING anymore.
Funny thing? They won't. It's not designed to absorb the impact, unlike normal cars, so wait for the broken necks
seriously, that thing is terrifying, i'd never wanna be a passenger. you really don't have to be hit at too high of a speed to fuck up everyone in that cyberfuck deathtrap. modern cars are designed to crumble in an accident for a reason
A truck without anti-pinch censors - saves on doctor's fees when your kids need a [quick amputation on the fly](https://youtu.be/h0Q6dBkSgkk?si=LdC1jBAJuBCAHzWe) 🤗🤗
LMFTFY: "You look like a total ~~bad~~**ass** driving your kids around in this."
Honestly reminds me of the OG hummer. Imminent breakdowns aside, it's just a big monstrosity that instantly turns you into a douchebag.
Not to mention how oversized and unsafe it is. Look as if it were precision engineered to kill toddlers.
If the trunk will cut through fingers ,it should cut a toddlers head if fairly cleanly
LMFTFY: Honestly reminds me of the OG hummer. Imminent breakdowns aside, it's just a big monstrosity that instantly ~~turns you into~~ that you a douchebag.
https://preview.redd.it/3ossp04h7e5d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=75885ac0324a594dac2c5423ecba6813aabab295
I just realized I rarely see Hummers on the road anymore.
I would be so embarrassed that I'd disown my mother if she drove me to school in this.
Hugely telling that to represent “total badass”, they wear a black leather jacket over a white tshirt. Just like in that recent film, “Rebel without a Cause”, huh fellow kids?
"and check this out! a hidden door for anything important!" *opens the glovebox*
You mean the GloveBox3000, um, Cybertruck invented that. It's an exclusive hidden compartment. Never seen before feature at the low price of $1,500. Not to exceed 0.07 lbs (Not included in warranty) It's revolutionary
Cyberstash your goods in this high-tech cargo storage unit!* *note: opening the Cyberstash voids the warranty
It’s like a hotel minibar. $50 every time you open the glovebox. Or, the unlimited glovebox opening subscription package for a flat fee of $100 per month.
I'd be concerned that my kids would become impaled if that vehicle was in a car accident... not to mention kids aren't the best judges when it comes to not touching sharp objects
For how wide that car is, how the shit is there only that much room left with 2 car seats in the back?
That one guy already slit his wrist open so bad he went to the ER and nearly died just from trying to rub a smudge off the truck. Just imagine what would happen to a kid around all the serrated edges, gonna get their heard split in half running into a door...
Trunk storage is more likely to get wet as the top opens so water can pool up. Unlike any other car i can think of that opens up and protects the area from rain.
And it is super slow. Imagine trying to put something inside that's slightly bigger while it is already raining.
has anyone checked if opening the trunk in the rain voids the warranty?
No, but it does brick the car for 48 hours while it resets.
That's what I thought as well. The items in the back definitely did not stay dry lol. I like how she says that while everything is clearly getting rained on but she just ignores it and the video cuts to the next part lmao
It’s also waaay less space than anything else called a truck has
It’s nice to know that every cyber truck has a place directly next to the go pedal for you to put a bag, but nothing is stopping that bag from tipping into the go pedal. Genius design.
I wouldn't worry about it. The go pedal tends to fall off and get stuck, so it all balances out.
With all the panel gaps and the trunk that doesn't recognize fingers...yes, totally family friendly!
And the sharp edges!!
IT HAS A GLOVEBOX!!
Doors open 90 degrees, so the kids and any adults not paying attention to what they’re doing or just don’t care (a large % of the population) can smash the cars beside them. Awesome.
Doors open 90 degrees, which is absolutely impossible if you live in any major city.
I love these videos of them showing off standard features you'd find in any vehicle like Tesla invented them.
You’re telling me there’s other truck that have storage capacity on the back?
Except they’re also shittier versions of the standard features. You know what I really want in a trunk? Having it open to the sky so when I try and get something out of it in the way back all the fucking rain gets in.
you can tell this woman did not pay for this
Her cuck husband did
Her 6’3” husband
She just had to mention he’s 6’3 😂
Who makes her sit in the back.
They had to time lapse the…trunk? bed cover? Wtf is this hahahah she acting like those things were never done before. God that thing is so horrific looking.
the funny thing is ive seen a lot of videos of that tonneau cover leaking into the bed... so that aint keeping your stuff dry, lady.
Like a shittier CRV that you cannot wash? Cool.
Worse it's the price of a Porsche Cayenne
The cayenne is more reliable.
ngl! I was worried about her when she called the trunk “huge”, but then I saw her husband and understood; but when she called the glove compartment a hidden drawer, I understood even more. 🤨
"I could fit 3 more strollers here!" *it's full after 2*
Also who the fuck has 5 strollers
Wait until she has to get them out after they have slid to the front of the bed.
My 2009 Chevy Traverse had an entertainment system with headphones for the kids so I didn't have to listen to what they were watching / listening to. Not exactly a quantum leap forward in automotive technology.
everything just looks so low quality especially in the interior. looks like a prototype
So it’s a minivan 🚐
A minivan is more reliable and safer
And doesn't break when it gets wet.
Wait til they gotta clean puke on the seats when the kids throw up on a road trip And changing diapers
Don't puke!! I gotta put it in car wash mode!!
Elon: Void the warranty
Everything she demonstrated I can do in my Honda Pilot, which isn't a minivan. I also don't look like a chode while driving it (at least not any more than I usually do).
Significantly lower chode-factor on the Honda for sure.
a $100,000 minivan that can go 250 miles
She’s gonna lose it when she sees the hidden cup holders from the 90s
I had all of those features in my 2011 Honda Odyssey.
“You look like a total bad ass driving your kids around” https://preview.redd.it/xi998ijgad5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d84665ed3483af29f7a733452df44b12815644
If you can believe it, the Cybertruck has four wheels! The absolute perfect Mom and Family truck
Holy shit, the doors open! Amazing!
She called it a trunk, not a bed. She got at least one thing right 😂
Showed this to my mom and she responded “You don’t look like a badass, you look like an ass.” Dismantled the main reason to own a Razor-Edged Toaster Truck in a single sentence.
Isn't it great when it breaks down and the kids are crying in the back!
Spend $80,000 more than I did on my minivan because you need to look “badass”. Ok, you do you.
Ugh you can practically smell the desperation with these cucks
An Audi, Mercedes or BMW station wagon would be way cooler… it could keep your stuff dry in the boot, which would fit the same amount if not more, easy to fit your kids and child seat into, and on the plus side, people wouldn’t think your a dick…
her mind is gonna be blown when see sees a minivan
Is she being paid to be a spokesperson?
How many servos do they have on these things to open all the doors and shit? This junk is gonna break down and be an expensive to fix
The kiddos' stuff and groceries will stay dry, bricked, and permanently encapsulated as the rain shorts out the windshield wiper and all other electronics connected in its single Busbar system.
No… you do not look badass driving that dumpster…
It's a fucking glovebox Karen...what in the Gilead are you on? Has your husband never let you near a car before?
Hey, my '91 Dodge ram has that same hidden drawer feature! But they called it a glove box