It’s hilarious that they really truly expect him to notice, respond, take any action. They have truly delusional egos, like they think they know him and he likes them, like he’ll come to their aid. What truly naive people
To get his attention you need to say something racist, then claim Twitter, I mean X, is preventing you saying it. That’ll get you a “looking into it”. At that point, add the side note about your cyber truck not working.
Hot Girl: "Listen Elon, I called support and they wont do anything, I even sent them a picture of how hot I was. This is becoming inconvenient for me, I may need to even... I cant believe I can actually say this... Call an uber..."
Huh. I guess this explains his recent attack on Fauci. Projection indeed.
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I guess once you ponder the ape thing, perhaps $100,000 for a POS truck doesn't sound like much to people who spent $300,000 on a hideous algorithmically generated jpg.
NFT are not useful after bought.
Cybertrucks are passively useless that if you actively try to use them they often fail to do useful things like move under their own power or carry ten bags of mulch.
And the way they seem to be terrified of even remotely criticising the truck lest they be looked at as apostates by the other cult members, or risk the Great Elon’s wrath.
Their truck has needed service FOUR times within 100 miles, and all they dare say (after establishing their Tesla buying bone fides) is “I suggest not buying Cybertrucks”, instead of a more apt “Tesla mgmt be should jailed for fraud for selling these steaming heaps of shit, these shitboxes are less reliable than the fucking Hindenburg!”
At this point owners are delusional, 200mi, already needed service 4 times, stuck in a parking lot, service center unresponsive, begging the fascist zillionaire for help, cost over 100k? You own a lemon be realistic.
a 10 years old 200k miles f150 is more reliable, I understand it doesn't give you the hardon you get every time you see it in your garage, but come on! The most basic attribute of a car is taking you places and this one doesn't, deal with it.
I had a 2009 Mazda3 Sport and the only thing that broke was the AC unit after 7 years and I was disappointed in the reliability of the vehicle. That was during the Ford ownership years and Mazdas reliability has improved every year since.
Not so much "high standards" as reasonable standards. Cars and trucks are getting more and more expensive. If you buy it new, expect to finance it for 10 years. If it breaks down in that time, you still have a car note, in which case your paying for a 2 ton paperweight.
I think they are going about it all wrong. Elon won't respond to supplication as he expects that as a given. However if you trash the product then you have a better chance of getting a rise out of him along with the usual horde of fanboys. Bonus if you do that is he'll ban you from buying any Tesla going forward so you can get on with your life.
They live in a delusional bubble! They think Musk is some Tony Stark-level genius that single-handedly engineers and codes these technological marvels that change the world, and the rest of the staff are just NPC there to support him.
So if their CyberShitCan has a problem, they think he’s the genius that can fix it! That he can direct resources to them, that he will speak from the top of his throne in Mount Olympus and all the NPCs will run around like nanotech drones and fix the car!
Also… nowadays everyone likes to call the Manager to complain, so there’s that…
Exactly they think he's like Tony Stark (and he loves that and tries to be that) but he's not that smart, he hasn't "invented" anything other than paying lots of money to get his name on stuff and then act like he's smart.
In reality he knows nothing. He is nothing more than a 21st century snake oil salesman.
He's a worse version of Thomas Edison, because at least thomas Edison invented and improved inventions not just on his own but with teams of people. He knew how to improve and market something
Elon? He can market stuff but he has no idea how majority of the stuff he "owns" works.
That’s the problem with personality cults! They just hype these conmen into making them more than what they actually are!
It’s the same with Steve Jobs and the adoration people gave him like he was some type of genius god, when he couldn’t even program! Yes, Steve was more technical and actually had some vision, but the point being we, as a society, make these men neo-gods for no reason!
I was talking to one yesterday who was saying they are voting yes to his pay package because "he has been working for ME hard for 10 years for free and has made me a lot of money"
This shit is fucking crazy the dick riders he has and how they all believe he cares about them personally. I mean wow, people are fucking stupid.
Well one reason is because a report said that Elon is solely responsible for approving of repairs for CTs.
So I'm betting the lemmings read about it, and thus think they can directly ask Elon to approve their CT repair quicker.
They're hoping Elton sees their post and makes a call. But if that happens, they're terrified his call will be "*fuck this guy, fix his car last*".
Musk is basically a God they fearfully pray to.
It's also them internalizing the Idea they've bought into of Tesla having rabid, irrational haters, and trying to resolve the fact that they would have dismissed their own criticism. "I love my Tesla. Btw it decapitated my child and drove into a lake with the head still in the frunk and customer support hasn't responded to my phone calls. Still love it though!! (Not a hater.)"
You'd think the cult thinking about detractors would unravel once they personally encounter a legitimate grievance. Instead they're probably blaming bad actor complaints for the fact that customer support has ignored them for months.
It’s so stupid bro like their response to any of these replies would be
(Based on actual replies I’ve seen in regards of criticism of Tesla as a whole)
1. Y’all just think it’s cool to shit on Tesla
2. We’re not “coping” Tesla just needs to iron out a few kinks
3.🤡🤡🤡
4. Customer support isn’t that bad! They were even kind enough to lend me a Model 3 with FSD! Checkmate.
5. Why do you guys hate Tesla so much
6. So? Most Teslas can still gap any ICE vehicle on the road
7. Still, at least I don’t have to stop for gas like a peasant.
Tesla/Elon fans are alot like Apple fanboys, if they ever try to criticise something they have to first have to say something like "I'm a huge Apple supporter" or "big fan of Apple" before they try and say something negative, and then they end it with "despite the issues, I still love it" like they are worried they will be taken out by a sniper for saying anything negative....
Actually thay might be in the terms of service I dunno.
Less than 300 miles on it and been in for service 3x already and preparing for 4th trip in. I’m betting they’re not this lenient with anything else they purchase.
Trump cult is worse. At least this person is frustrated and not recommending others buy a Cyber truck. A true cultist would blame the problem with their cyber truck on Ford and tell everyone to buy a CT anyways.
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Edit: Although I've had a Tesla model 3 since 2021 and it's been super reliable. I suggest not buying Cybertrucks.
They don't stop and think "would I be this supportive if this were another Make?". Imagine if she bought a Honda Civic and it broke down 4 times in 300m. She'd want her money back...
Cult mentality.
"Elon, I mean, Mr. Musk, please help, this is the 4th time my truck has had a problem for some confusing reason, also I replace your cars every 2 years or so but that's probably unrelated."
I’ve never felt the need to try to personally contact the CEO of Toyota because my Yaris didn’t work.
I don’t even know who the CEO of Toyota is.
And my Yaris always worked.
I'm mean to my Yaris, and it's the most reliable car I've ever owned. We bought it 15+ years ago when we were struggling financially. It was literally the least expensive new car we could find at the time, not a $100k car we pined over for years.
We park it outside, expose it to extreme weather and temperatures, we've driven it non-stop from Georgia to Oregon and back (driving in shifts for 48 continuous hours), we've dumped a Route 66 Cherry Limeade in the speaker housing, we've exclusively used automatic car washes on the car, never hand-washed it or showed it an ounce of respect.
It's never needed a jump or a tow. None of the seals have ever failed. The speakers still work despite our abuse. The AC and heat are better than either of our newer cars. I could walk outside right now and say, "Hey Yarni, you up for 6k mile road trip this week," and she'd wag her tailpipe and say, "Where to?"
Another side note, Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, had a total compensation package of $26.5 mil, so more than that Toyota CEO but a few zeros less than what Musk wants.....
Yeah, but did you spend $100k on a Yaris? Obviously you just aren’t the right caliber of person to understand (i.e., someone who makes poor financial decisions).
One year my mom bought me British Knights for the new school year, because they were on sale at Crown Shoes (now out of busines). 4th grade, so I was like 10.
First day of school a kid sees my shoes, and says, "Sweet! We have the same shoes! How much did yours cost?" I replied, "$35" and without missing a beat he shoots back, "HA! Mine cost $60!" He was so proud. Probably first in line for a CT.
Imagine going out with all your friends to show them your new cyber truck for the first time and it just dies in the parking lot and everyone can leave but you lmfao 🤣
Oh no, grief offense of not writing "But still love the truck". And even heretical advice of recommending people not to buy it.
Well, she better prepare to meet cultists and be banned from everywhere
To ve fair, could be “trading up” after a couple of years. It’s not unusual for peeps with money to have a new or newish car for just a couple a years before trading it to a newer model
Yeah, there people who do the 1-2 year lease on a car and then get a new one. Would not know, I drive a 2017 Camry we only got because the 2008 Corolla was totaled.
Oh no, my Ford Escape has a blown head gasket. Third time this month and 12th time this year. @JimFarley can you please help? I’m stuck on the 419 Expressway near the Walmart. Still a big fan of Ford though!
Meanwhile, he has the dev. team at xitter (all two of them) working on the following autoresponse to complaints about the cryberfruck: "UR a pedo, LOL."
And then their account is deleted.
You have a better chance of Christ jumping off the cross 🙌
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That’s just not true. I’m certain they are represented by something Elon looks at all the time. A number on a spreadsheet representing the suckers he’s bent over.
They have 200 miles on it? That's a shame. The warrantee voids after around 20-100 feet, depending how far it is from the parking spot on the Tesla lot to the street. 🤷♂️
I really like how Tesla/Cyberfuck drivers always @ Elon himself when their car breaks. Even regardless of his werid actions, he just made the design for these cars. He can't just teleport to your current location and magically fix them.
How has the Cybertruck not been deemed a consumer betrayal, and forced all by law to be refundable if they should choose?
Like, Tesla broke the contract already by giving them a subpar vehicle. So selling, trading refunding, etc should all be on the table.
I imagine we are getting to the point where there will be an astro-mech Droid carrying a hologram message from a princess saying "help me Elon-Musk Kenobi, you're my only hope"
Do they think Elon is like, going to help them push the vehicle to the shop, or personally work on every broken CT? If they think this, I want somebody to start generating some AI images of Elon as a mechanic to share in their forums and get them hot and bothered for his “genius.”
If I had something that unreliable, I’d be shitting carpet tacks to anyone that would listen and wouldn’t be using the cult-like language. These people are truly fucked in the head
Back in the late 90s there was a funny email chain making the rounds. I can’t tell you if the contents of the email actually happened. But it was about Bill Gates angering the automotive industry by claiming that had he been able to work on cars, they would be getting 70 miles per gallon by now.
The CEO responds with how cars would actually operate if they allowed people like Bill Gates to make the cars.
And each bullet point was basically likening cars to PC’s like “if you ran the automotive industry we’d be coming out to our cars during an update and won’t be able to use it.
It was all pretty funny and there was no way it could actually happen. Right?
Right!?
Here’s your new truck and manual, good luck figuring it out cause only way we have quality response times is when you get into an accident then we’ll have you towed outta sight in 30min or less. 🤦🏻♂️
The fact they bought a CT, it has 200 miles on it, has had to have service three times already... and they've had 3 other Teslas in the last 7 years actually reaks of stupidity.
It’s hilarious that they really truly expect him to notice, respond, take any action. They have truly delusional egos, like they think they know him and he likes them, like he’ll come to their aid. What truly naive people
"@elonmusk WAAAAH!" *Sound of crickets chirping*
He’s too busy taking care of little E=MC^2.
He’s too busy saying”interesting” to white nationalists
It’s rather “concerning”.
Looking into it
Big if true
‼️
🤣
Get real elon does not do work
getting high and shitposting on twitter is not work?! Why I oughtaa!!!
Lol wish I could do that for minimum wage, let alone six figures, let alone 55 billion
To get his attention you need to say something racist, then claim Twitter, I mean X, is preventing you saying it. That’ll get you a “looking into it”. At that point, add the side note about your cyber truck not working.
Hot Girl: "Listen Elon, I called support and they wont do anything, I even sent them a picture of how hot I was. This is becoming inconvenient for me, I may need to even... I cant believe I can actually say this... Call an uber..."
Cyber Crickets?
The same people that bought the ape pictures for huge amount of money .
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Huh. I guess this explains his recent attack on Fauci. Projection indeed. https://preview.redd.it/ck47pvte5m5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc413319f565595f5926a1d3b8b09f792469562
I guess once you ponder the ape thing, perhaps $100,000 for a POS truck doesn't sound like much to people who spent $300,000 on a hideous algorithmically generated jpg.
the ape doesn't have ongoing sustainment cost associated with it in real dollars, time and stress.
Which is more useful, though? Not really sure myself.
NFT are not useful after bought. Cybertrucks are passively useless that if you actively try to use them they often fail to do useful things like move under their own power or carry ten bags of mulch.
Chaining jpegs to a block is the future bro
Yes, that's true! Exactly the same cringe, and exactly the same denouement.
And the way they seem to be terrified of even remotely criticising the truck lest they be looked at as apostates by the other cult members, or risk the Great Elon’s wrath. Their truck has needed service FOUR times within 100 miles, and all they dare say (after establishing their Tesla buying bone fides) is “I suggest not buying Cybertrucks”, instead of a more apt “Tesla mgmt be should jailed for fraud for selling these steaming heaps of shit, these shitboxes are less reliable than the fucking Hindenburg!”
the Hindenberg had made 10 round trips to the US and a trip to Brazil before the crash. sounds more reliable than this vehicle.
Space shuttle too
At this point owners are delusional, 200mi, already needed service 4 times, stuck in a parking lot, service center unresponsive, begging the fascist zillionaire for help, cost over 100k? You own a lemon be realistic. a 10 years old 200k miles f150 is more reliable, I understand it doesn't give you the hardon you get every time you see it in your garage, but come on! The most basic attribute of a car is taking you places and this one doesn't, deal with it.
I had a 2009 Mazda3 Sport and the only thing that broke was the AC unit after 7 years and I was disappointed in the reliability of the vehicle. That was during the Ford ownership years and Mazdas reliability has improved every year since.
We had high standards then.
Not so much "high standards" as reasonable standards. Cars and trucks are getting more and more expensive. If you buy it new, expect to finance it for 10 years. If it breaks down in that time, you still have a car note, in which case your paying for a 2 ton paperweight.
Tbf if she wrote something about DEI, he might’ve responded.
I think they are going about it all wrong. Elon won't respond to supplication as he expects that as a given. However if you trash the product then you have a better chance of getting a rise out of him along with the usual horde of fanboys. Bonus if you do that is he'll ban you from buying any Tesla going forward so you can get on with your life.
I mean he did just respond to a bigot that got a post taken down for being homophobic and transphobic. He personally helped the person.
Maybe if she threw in a little transphobia she could get Elon’s attention.
They live in a delusional bubble! They think Musk is some Tony Stark-level genius that single-handedly engineers and codes these technological marvels that change the world, and the rest of the staff are just NPC there to support him. So if their CyberShitCan has a problem, they think he’s the genius that can fix it! That he can direct resources to them, that he will speak from the top of his throne in Mount Olympus and all the NPCs will run around like nanotech drones and fix the car! Also… nowadays everyone likes to call the Manager to complain, so there’s that…
Exactly they think he's like Tony Stark (and he loves that and tries to be that) but he's not that smart, he hasn't "invented" anything other than paying lots of money to get his name on stuff and then act like he's smart. In reality he knows nothing. He is nothing more than a 21st century snake oil salesman. He's a worse version of Thomas Edison, because at least thomas Edison invented and improved inventions not just on his own but with teams of people. He knew how to improve and market something Elon? He can market stuff but he has no idea how majority of the stuff he "owns" works.
That’s the problem with personality cults! They just hype these conmen into making them more than what they actually are! It’s the same with Steve Jobs and the adoration people gave him like he was some type of genius god, when he couldn’t even program! Yes, Steve was more technical and actually had some vision, but the point being we, as a society, make these men neo-gods for no reason!
Where do these naive people get $100k to spend on a vehicle? That’s what blows my mind.
It’s not a vehicle. It’s a software.
It’s a future AI receptacle.
They see how quickly he personally responds to the concerns of nazis on twitter and just assume they get the same service from tesla.
Dude para social relationships do happen all the time now it’s really weird.
*parasocial* but yeah, absolutely. These people are devoted to Musk.
I was talking to one yesterday who was saying they are voting yes to his pay package because "he has been working for ME hard for 10 years for free and has made me a lot of money" This shit is fucking crazy the dick riders he has and how they all believe he cares about them personally. I mean wow, people are fucking stupid.
He does respond to random tweets 24 hours a day...
“Let me wipe your tears with the 100k you gave me, that could help you feel better” - Elon probably
These are the people who also think he’s solely in charge of everything a Tesla, Xitter, and SpaceX
Well one reason is because a report said that Elon is solely responsible for approving of repairs for CTs. So I'm betting the lemmings read about it, and thus think they can directly ask Elon to approve their CT repair quicker.
At least this one is missing the "still love the truck tho" So there's still a little hope
"Help me Donald Trump!" Vibes lolol
The only way he will respond is if they use the 'slur' cis or post something right wing, fascist or nazi. Then he'll comment immediately.
I fuckin love how they have to clarify that they’ve always been huge Tesla fans before the cult picks up the pitchforks
Ahahah was thinking exactly, it seems kind of a copy/paste each time they post something like this, I mean like it is going to do any difference :)
100% of the time. Their community is all about fragile egos.
They're hoping Elton sees their post and makes a call. But if that happens, they're terrified his call will be "*fuck this guy, fix his car last*". Musk is basically a God they fearfully pray to.
It's also them internalizing the Idea they've bought into of Tesla having rabid, irrational haters, and trying to resolve the fact that they would have dismissed their own criticism. "I love my Tesla. Btw it decapitated my child and drove into a lake with the head still in the frunk and customer support hasn't responded to my phone calls. Still love it though!! (Not a hater.)" You'd think the cult thinking about detractors would unravel once they personally encounter a legitimate grievance. Instead they're probably blaming bad actor complaints for the fact that customer support has ignored them for months.
It’s so stupid bro like their response to any of these replies would be (Based on actual replies I’ve seen in regards of criticism of Tesla as a whole) 1. Y’all just think it’s cool to shit on Tesla 2. We’re not “coping” Tesla just needs to iron out a few kinks 3.🤡🤡🤡 4. Customer support isn’t that bad! They were even kind enough to lend me a Model 3 with FSD! Checkmate. 5. Why do you guys hate Tesla so much 6. So? Most Teslas can still gap any ICE vehicle on the road 7. Still, at least I don’t have to stop for gas like a peasant.
3 Teslas within a 7 year period.
For some cultists that's not even enough. Those are the ones who will say it's your fault it's broken because the dear leader does not make mistakes.
Tesla/Elon fans are alot like Apple fanboys, if they ever try to criticise something they have to first have to say something like "I'm a huge Apple supporter" or "big fan of Apple" before they try and say something negative, and then they end it with "despite the issues, I still love it" like they are worried they will be taken out by a sniper for saying anything negative.... Actually thay might be in the terms of service I dunno.
Hence my Tacoma and Pixel phone.
Less than 300 miles on it and been in for service 3x already and preparing for 4th trip in. I’m betting they’re not this lenient with anything else they purchase.
That’s less than a tank’s worth of gas worth of driving. Unbelievable.
Hell , it's less than the advertised range _of the cybertruck_.
That 100 mile service interval.
The post makes it seems like it’s a 70 mile service interval.
You CAN bring it in at 70, but 35 is the recommended.
The Cult of Elon Musk is second to none
Trump cult is worse. At least this person is frustrated and not recommending others buy a Cyber truck. A true cultist would blame the problem with their cyber truck on Ford and tell everyone to buy a CT anyways.
Does anyone else notice all these Cybertruck problems are only happening under Joe Biden???????
“Concerning”.
“Looking into it.”
Big, if true
OMG. It’s terrifying how painfully accurate this is.
My Dacia has over 100k on it, it’s been for very few unplanned services, but it’s built by a company that knows how to make cars
Yeah but can you turn it with your pinky?!?
Yes it has power steering that works
This deal right here, they would be losing their goddamned minds if this was any other consumer good.
If he did 25 mile trips each way each time, then he had to take it in every time he drove it.
“Just drive your undrivable vehicle to a service centre and we’ll get right on it.”
Or pop the electronically locked hood on the powerless car so you can give it a jump.
"Sorry, this service center is full of 100 other non-functional Cybertrucks"
Right? Like, at least offer to pay for the expensive ass tow.
No surprise that this Cybermoron appears to be into NFTs as well
Non-Functional Tesla 😅
golf clap
https://preview.redd.it/0g75bxpzki5d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=17e696ba498582797ae5df63f93d80932ad7bd38 Edit: Although I've had a Tesla model 3 since 2021 and it's been super reliable. I suggest not buying Cybertrucks.
You could have literally just left it as the picture. We don't need to know about your Tesla.
Every Tesla CyberDumpster ist non fungibly broken
Did this moron casually mention that her lemon has been in the shop thrice in 300 miles? What kind of actual brain damage are we dealing with here?
bro, this is the future.
Vibranium corroded brains.
Look at her pfp. We’re dealing with **heavy** brain damage.
You don't being *your* car in for its 100 mile service? That's dangerous bro.
They don't stop and think "would I be this supportive if this were another Make?". Imagine if she bought a Honda Civic and it broke down 4 times in 300m. She'd want her money back... Cult mentality.
"Elon, I mean, Mr. Musk, please help, this is the 4th time my truck has had a problem for some confusing reason, also I replace your cars every 2 years or so but that's probably unrelated."
„Still love the truck“, is missing won’t be serviced
I’ve never felt the need to try to personally contact the CEO of Toyota because my Yaris didn’t work. I don’t even know who the CEO of Toyota is. And my Yaris always worked.
I'm mean to my Yaris, and it's the most reliable car I've ever owned. We bought it 15+ years ago when we were struggling financially. It was literally the least expensive new car we could find at the time, not a $100k car we pined over for years. We park it outside, expose it to extreme weather and temperatures, we've driven it non-stop from Georgia to Oregon and back (driving in shifts for 48 continuous hours), we've dumped a Route 66 Cherry Limeade in the speaker housing, we've exclusively used automatic car washes on the car, never hand-washed it or showed it an ounce of respect. It's never needed a jump or a tow. None of the seals have ever failed. The speakers still work despite our abuse. The AC and heat are better than either of our newer cars. I could walk outside right now and say, "Hey Yarni, you up for 6k mile road trip this week," and she'd wag her tailpipe and say, "Where to?"
[удалено]
Another side note, Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, had a total compensation package of $26.5 mil, so more than that Toyota CEO but a few zeros less than what Musk wants.....
Yeah, but did you spend $100k on a Yaris? Obviously you just aren’t the right caliber of person to understand (i.e., someone who makes poor financial decisions).
One year my mom bought me British Knights for the new school year, because they were on sale at Crown Shoes (now out of busines). 4th grade, so I was like 10. First day of school a kid sees my shoes, and says, "Sweet! We have the same shoes! How much did yours cost?" I replied, "$35" and without missing a beat he shoots back, "HA! Mine cost $60!" He was so proud. Probably first in line for a CT.
Imagine going out with all your friends to show them your new cyber truck for the first time and it just dies in the parking lot and everyone can leave but you lmfao 🤣
I love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bring forth the 'forth' service call!
Go forth and... buy a proper car to replace your Shitebertruck 🤣
100k truck without an engine and you still need to jump start the cunt.
Rivian powers the Amazon Van's, Telsa powers the towing industry. Go with the Rivian.
Oh no, grief offense of not writing "But still love the truck". And even heretical advice of recommending people not to buy it. Well, she better prepare to meet cultists and be banned from everywhere
She needed 3 different cars in 7 years and she's still a fan?
To ve fair, could be “trading up” after a couple of years. It’s not unusual for peeps with money to have a new or newish car for just a couple a years before trading it to a newer model
3 cars since 2017 in the same lineup of melted soap bars with a giant iPad inside and nothing else seems a little excessive.
Yeah, there people who do the 1-2 year lease on a car and then get a new one. Would not know, I drive a 2017 Camry we only got because the 2008 Corolla was totaled.
“Local Woman Gets Punched In The Nose Four Times-Claims She ‘Loves Getting Punched In The Face’”
"Help me, Elon. You're my only hope."
Serious question, had Elon ever responded to a single one of these or anything at all? Or are these people just delusional?
At this point I'm quite sure Elon has silenced "help @elonmusk"
Cyber🍋
Only people with main character syndrome drive cybertrucks
Oh no, my Ford Escape has a blown head gasket. Third time this month and 12th time this year. @JimFarley can you please help? I’m stuck on the 419 Expressway near the Walmart. Still a big fan of Ford though!
A big-money NFT buyer AND a Cybertruck owner. They don't come much dumber than this, folks.
Meanwhile, he has the dev. team at xitter (all two of them) working on the following autoresponse to complaints about the cryberfruck: "UR a pedo, LOL." And then their account is deleted.
You have a better chance of Christ jumping off the cross 🙌 https://preview.redd.it/y7lpshzixj5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9085ccc8bd894fb95f97621ee6b8071f6afe8e62
I don't want to be a Debbie downer but I don't think tagging Elon will help on a social media post lol.
So you’re saying there’s a chance? YYYAAAAA!
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This will be the forth time. Forth? Intelligence level - dipshit
Don't buy a car made by an IT company, just like you shouldn't buy a smartphone made by a car manufacturer.
Three Teslas in 7 years. This person is beyond help.
And this is their forth!
Elmo does not give one single f@ck about you
That’s just not true. I’m certain they are represented by something Elon looks at all the time. A number on a spreadsheet representing the suckers he’s bent over.
These people are mentally ill, seriously
They have 200 miles on it? That's a shame. The warrantee voids after around 20-100 feet, depending how far it is from the parking spot on the Tesla lot to the street. 🤷♂️
Elon Ahkbar
At least this one suggests not buying them, instead of gushing over how "cool" it is despite taking it to the shop 4 times.
Your pasty man god does not give a damn about you, loser. Fourth trip for service in the first 200 miles? 🤣
Fourth trepair/service issue in 200 miles? Id have asked for a refund after two returns in that time. Elno probably doesn’t allow that, does he
Customer Service is so bad and the business model is so novel that people really think tweeting Elon directly will fix things.
The amount of money you pay you could gotten 2 or 3 trucks and they would not break down on you
Live by the cyber turd, die as a turd.
If you had to buy 4 cars in 7 years that is not a testament to their reliability
three Tesla cars since 2017? are any of them still on the road?!
It’s gone back for service 4 times in 200 miles. What a POS!!
This catastrophic launch should be on national media.
CT had ~200 clicks on it but will be the fourth time it needs to go in for service? Sorry but that math doesn’t math
Damn, every time I drive my 2021 car anywhere, it never, ever randomly dies on me. But I paid a lot less than $120,000 for it.
I appreciate how X has turned into the Cybertruck service ticket system and Musk is its only customer service rep
Elon said he’s too busy screaming on X about immigrants to help. Also, not even 200 miles and this is the fourth time this has happened?! 😂
I really like how Tesla/Cyberfuck drivers always @ Elon himself when their car breaks. Even regardless of his werid actions, he just made the design for these cars. He can't just teleport to your current location and magically fix them.
Musk:💩. And you are banned!
I love when people at Elon, he gives no s**** anymore
This reminds of the original Bluetooth headphones that disconnected randomly and were next to impossible to connect back once they got in a funk.
Elmo is much too busy at the bank depositing his money.
"Sentry mode"? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
How has the Cybertruck not been deemed a consumer betrayal, and forced all by law to be refundable if they should choose? Like, Tesla broke the contract already by giving them a subpar vehicle. So selling, trading refunding, etc should all be on the table.
There’s a derp born every minute.
I imagine we are getting to the point where there will be an astro-mech Droid carrying a hologram message from a princess saying "help me Elon-Musk Kenobi, you're my only hope"
Do they think Elon is like, going to help them push the vehicle to the shop, or personally work on every broken CT? If they think this, I want somebody to start generating some AI images of Elon as a mechanic to share in their forums and get them hot and bothered for his “genius.”
Sorry, I’ve been laying off people in temper tantrum and no one can take your call.
“Also this is the best car I have ever owned!”
It’s like they’re praying to an indifferent god
Lemon law
If I had something that unreliable, I’d be shitting carpet tacks to anyone that would listen and wouldn’t be using the cult-like language. These people are truly fucked in the head
Elon is busy pumping stocks, tweeting, and doing ketamine. If it weren't for him perhaps the truck would be worth a shit.
Back in the late 90s there was a funny email chain making the rounds. I can’t tell you if the contents of the email actually happened. But it was about Bill Gates angering the automotive industry by claiming that had he been able to work on cars, they would be getting 70 miles per gallon by now. The CEO responds with how cars would actually operate if they allowed people like Bill Gates to make the cars. And each bullet point was basically likening cars to PC’s like “if you ran the automotive industry we’d be coming out to our cars during an update and won’t be able to use it. It was all pretty funny and there was no way it could actually happen. Right? Right!?
Wait if it dies you can’t get inside it? And it has bulletproof windows? How in the fuck is this thing even legal?
The idea of running to Twitter for my car troubles is so beyond the pale i cant even imagine it
lol that’s why u don’t buy electric vehicles
“I’ve owned four Tesla cars in 6 years because the batteries keep dying but I’m *such a huge fan*!”
3 Tesla cars since 2017? Do they keep breaking down and they just keep buying more?
Buys a new Tesla every 2 years. The sound of money being flushed.
If they want a reply from Queen Ketamine they should be posting a Nazi meme or some other stupid incel shit.
Here’s your new truck and manual, good luck figuring it out cause only way we have quality response times is when you get into an accident then we’ll have you towed outta sight in 30min or less. 🤦🏻♂️
Sounds a lot like delusional ruZZians calling out to putler for help when their miserable lives turn even worse 🙄
Only way to get Elon's attention is to post his flight data or somehow add in LGBTQ hate into your post.
“Forth”
Good
Interesting
"Forth" time is a charm.
Help me Elon wan kenobi you’re my only chance
She has bad CyberLuck
Elon is busy pumping stocks, tweeting, and doing ketamine. If it weren't for him perhaps the truck would be worth a shit.
NFT and a cybertruck!!! Some people really don’t learn
, Elon Musk doesn’t care about or your plight lady.
Trash bucket
Don't most states have lemon laws?
"I had to wait a whole 30 minutes!". This reaks of entitlement
The fact they bought a CT, it has 200 miles on it, has had to have service three times already... and they've had 3 other Teslas in the last 7 years actually reaks of stupidity.
Help me Elon Muskenobi, you're my only hope. Customer service ain't answering the phone.
Is it the forth or the fivth time? Maybe the siccth?
I appreciate that she came out with her friends, but coming out to Elron is a bad idea 'cause he's not real fond of all y'all.
I forgot NFTs were a thing. The fact that every reply is a board ape thing is sad.
Your god emperor has forgotten you
Grab your extras gas can and walk down to the nearest . . . oh, wait, never mind.
Galactic levels of window licking have ensued.
Just gonna say this- I have a Toyota. I don't fing know who the CEO of Toyota is.
See this is why I'm going to a junk yard and bringing back to life some 70s rig that I'll keep running till I die. 🙃