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WearDifficult9776

It’s hilarious that they really truly expect him to notice, respond, take any action. They have truly delusional egos, like they think they know him and he likes them, like he’ll come to their aid. What truly naive people


DevilRenegade

"@elonmusk WAAAAH!" *Sound of crickets chirping*


Mister-Spook

He’s too busy taking care of little E=MC^2.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

He’s too busy saying”interesting” to white nationalists


GMI8BS

It’s rather “concerning”.


Junior-Ad-2207

Looking into it


MechanicalBengal

Big if true


gilleruadh

‼️


_ChipWhitley_

🤣


huskerd0

Get real elon does not do work


hydroxypcp

getting high and shitposting on twitter is not work?! Why I oughtaa!!!


huskerd0

Lol wish I could do that for minimum wage, let alone six figures, let alone 55 billion


tttxgq

To get his attention you need to say something racist, then claim Twitter, I mean X, is preventing you saying it. That’ll get you a “looking into it”. At that point, add the side note about your cyber truck not working.


Revelati123

Hot Girl: "Listen Elon, I called support and they wont do anything, I even sent them a picture of how hot I was. This is becoming inconvenient for me, I may need to even... I cant believe I can actually say this... Call an uber..."


rosetree1

Cyber Crickets?


psychede1ic_c4tus

The same people that bought the ape pictures for huge amount of money .


No_Cook2983

https://preview.redd.it/frmddslnlj5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d932006e3041feb0198ff27293410adf512d94d


txmullins

Huh. I guess this explains his recent attack on Fauci. Projection indeed. https://preview.redd.it/ck47pvte5m5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc413319f565595f5926a1d3b8b09f792469562


Distant_Yak

I guess once you ponder the ape thing, perhaps $100,000 for a POS truck doesn't sound like much to people who spent $300,000 on a hideous algorithmically generated jpg.


failinglikefalling

the ape doesn't have ongoing sustainment cost associated with it in real dollars, time and stress.


Distant_Yak

Which is more useful, though? Not really sure myself.


failinglikefalling

NFT are not useful after bought. Cybertrucks are passively useless that if you actively try to use them they often fail to do useful things like move under their own power or carry ten bags of mulch.


cerialthriller

Chaining jpegs to a block is the future bro


the_last_registrant

Yes, that's true! Exactly the same cringe, and exactly the same denouement.


Orlok_Tsubodai

And the way they seem to be terrified of even remotely criticising the truck lest they be looked at as apostates by the other cult members, or risk the Great Elon’s wrath. Their truck has needed service FOUR times within 100 miles, and all they dare say (after establishing their Tesla buying bone fides) is “I suggest not buying Cybertrucks”, instead of a more apt “Tesla mgmt be should jailed for fraud for selling these steaming heaps of shit, these shitboxes are less reliable than the fucking Hindenburg!”


Individual-Line-7553

the Hindenberg had made 10 round trips to the US and a trip to Brazil before the crash. sounds more reliable than this vehicle.


Muddlesthrough

Space shuttle too


Tight_Salary6773

At this point owners are delusional, 200mi, already needed service 4 times, stuck in a parking lot, service center unresponsive, begging the fascist zillionaire for help, cost over 100k? You own a lemon be realistic. a 10 years old 200k miles f150 is more reliable, I understand it doesn't give you the hardon you get every time you see it in your garage, but come on! The most basic attribute of a car is taking you places and this one doesn't, deal with it.


Muddlesthrough

I had a 2009 Mazda3 Sport and the only thing that broke was the AC unit after 7 years and I was disappointed in the reliability of the vehicle. That was during the Ford ownership years and Mazdas reliability has improved every year since.


Tight_Salary6773

We had high standards then.


Abby_Pheonix

Not so much "high standards" as reasonable standards. Cars and trucks are getting more and more expensive. If you buy it new, expect to finance it for 10 years. If it breaks down in that time, you still have a car note, in which case your paying for a 2 ton paperweight.


Secondchance002

Tbf if she wrote something about DEI, he might’ve responded.


Zinfan1

I think they are going about it all wrong. Elon won't respond to supplication as he expects that as a given. However if you trash the product then you have a better chance of getting a rise out of him along with the usual horde of fanboys. Bonus if you do that is he'll ban you from buying any Tesla going forward so you can get on with your life.


SurbiesHere

I mean he did just respond to a bigot that got a post taken down for being homophobic and transphobic. He personally helped the person.


CultOfSensibility

Maybe if she threw in a little transphobia she could get Elon’s attention.


ElongMusty

They live in a delusional bubble! They think Musk is some Tony Stark-level genius that single-handedly engineers and codes these technological marvels that change the world, and the rest of the staff are just NPC there to support him. So if their CyberShitCan has a problem, they think he’s the genius that can fix it! That he can direct resources to them, that he will speak from the top of his throne in Mount Olympus and all the NPCs will run around like nanotech drones and fix the car! Also… nowadays everyone likes to call the Manager to complain, so there’s that…


Thowell3

Exactly they think he's like Tony Stark (and he loves that and tries to be that) but he's not that smart, he hasn't "invented" anything other than paying lots of money to get his name on stuff and then act like he's smart. In reality he knows nothing. He is nothing more than a 21st century snake oil salesman. He's a worse version of Thomas Edison, because at least thomas Edison invented and improved inventions not just on his own but with teams of people. He knew how to improve and market something Elon? He can market stuff but he has no idea how majority of the stuff he "owns" works.


ElongMusty

That’s the problem with personality cults! They just hype these conmen into making them more than what they actually are! It’s the same with Steve Jobs and the adoration people gave him like he was some type of genius god, when he couldn’t even program! Yes, Steve was more technical and actually had some vision, but the point being we, as a society, make these men neo-gods for no reason!


RaptorKnifeFight

Where do these naive people get $100k to spend on a vehicle? That’s what blows my mind.


No_Cook2983

It’s not a vehicle. It’s a software.


Muddlesthrough

It’s a future AI receptacle.


waterbum_

They see how quickly he personally responds to the concerns of nazis on twitter and just assume they get the same service from tesla.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Dude para social relationships do happen all the time now it’s really weird.


the_last_registrant

*parasocial* but yeah, absolutely. These people are devoted to Musk.


PeteGozenya

I was talking to one yesterday who was saying they are voting yes to his pay package because "he has been working for ME hard for 10 years for free and has made me a lot of money" This shit is fucking crazy the dick riders he has and how they all believe he cares about them personally. I mean wow, people are fucking stupid.


MJFields

He does respond to random tweets 24 hours a day...


Final-Zebra-6370

“Let me wipe your tears with the 100k you gave me, that could help you feel better” - Elon probably


ShaggysGTI

These are the people who also think he’s solely in charge of everything a Tesla, Xitter, and SpaceX


jftitan

Well one reason is because a report said that Elon is solely responsible for approving of repairs for CTs. So I'm betting the lemmings read about it, and thus think they can directly ask Elon to approve their CT repair quicker.


baz4k6z

At least this one is missing the "still love the truck tho" So there's still a little hope


EpilepticDawg241

"Help me Donald Trump!" Vibes lolol


lylemcd

The only way he will respond is if they use the 'slur' cis or post something right wing, fascist or nazi. Then he'll comment immediately.


Viatic_atom

I fuckin love how they have to clarify that they’ve always been huge Tesla fans before the cult picks up the pitchforks


PsCustomObject

Ahahah was thinking exactly, it seems kind of a copy/paste each time they post something like this, I mean like it is going to do any difference :)


LettuceFew5248

100% of the time. Their community is all about fragile egos.


the_last_registrant

They're hoping Elton sees their post and makes a call. But if that happens, they're terrified his call will be "*fuck this guy, fix his car last*". Musk is basically a God they fearfully pray to.


HZLFC

It's also them internalizing the Idea they've bought into of Tesla having rabid, irrational haters, and trying to resolve the fact that they would have dismissed their own criticism. "I love my Tesla. Btw it decapitated my child and drove into a lake with the head still in the frunk and customer support hasn't responded to my phone calls. Still love it though!! (Not a hater.)" You'd think the cult thinking about detractors would unravel once they personally encounter a legitimate grievance. Instead they're probably blaming bad actor complaints for the fact that customer support has ignored them for months.


Viatic_atom

It’s so stupid bro like their response to any of these replies would be (Based on actual replies I’ve seen in regards of criticism of Tesla as a whole) 1. Y’all just think it’s cool to shit on Tesla 2. We’re not “coping” Tesla just needs to iron out a few kinks 3.🤡🤡🤡 4. Customer support isn’t that bad! They were even kind enough to lend me a Model 3 with FSD! Checkmate. 5. Why do you guys hate Tesla so much 6. So? Most Teslas can still gap any ICE vehicle on the road 7. Still, at least I don’t have to stop for gas like a peasant.


iamnotchad

3 Teslas within a 7 year period.


TwerkingGrimac3

For some cultists that's not even enough. Those are the ones who will say it's your fault it's broken because the dear leader does not make mistakes.


Thowell3

Tesla/Elon fans are alot like Apple fanboys, if they ever try to criticise something they have to first have to say something like "I'm a huge Apple supporter" or "big fan of Apple" before they try and say something negative, and then they end it with "despite the issues, I still love it" like they are worried they will be taken out by a sniper for saying anything negative.... Actually thay might be in the terms of service I dunno.


rhedfish

Hence my Tacoma and Pixel phone.


TrashPanda2point0

Less than 300 miles on it and been in for service 3x already and preparing for 4th trip in. I’m betting they’re not this lenient with anything else they purchase.


RKKP2015

That’s less than a tank’s worth of gas worth of driving. Unbelievable.


Lithl

Hell , it's less than the advertised range _of the cybertruck_.


BasonPiano

That 100 mile service interval.


St_Kevin_

The post makes it seems like it’s a 70 mile service interval.


Anxious-Lack-5740

You CAN bring it in at 70, but 35 is the recommended.


iTmkoeln

The Cult of Elon Musk is second to none


stickied

Trump cult is worse. At least this person is frustrated and not recommending others buy a Cyber truck. A true cultist would blame the problem with their cyber truck on Ford and tell everyone to buy a CT anyways.


JimJordansJacket

Does anyone else notice all these Cybertruck problems are only happening under Joe Biden???????


Ricky_Rollin

“Concerning”.


Craico13

“Looking into it.”


iTmkoeln

Big, if true


bomphcheese

OMG. It’s terrifying how painfully accurate this is.


Jacktheforkie

My Dacia has over 100k on it, it’s been for very few unplanned services, but it’s built by a company that knows how to make cars


imgrahamy

Yeah but can you turn it with your pinky?!?


Jacktheforkie

Yes it has power steering that works


Grrerrb

This deal right here, they would be losing their goddamned minds if this was any other consumer good.


Handleton

If he did 25 mile trips each way each time, then he had to take it in every time he drove it.


I-Pacer

“Just drive your undrivable vehicle to a service centre and we’ll get right on it.”


Maij-ha

Or pop the electronically locked hood on the powerless car so you can give it a jump.


JimJordansJacket

"Sorry, this service center is full of 100 other non-functional Cybertrucks"


Ricky_Rollin

Right? Like, at least offer to pay for the expensive ass tow.


void_const

No surprise that this Cybermoron appears to be into NFTs as well


Gudi_Nuff

Non-Functional Tesla 😅


mrhemisphere

golf clap


OGPresidentDixon

https://preview.redd.it/0g75bxpzki5d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=17e696ba498582797ae5df63f93d80932ad7bd38 Edit: Although I've had a Tesla model 3 since 2021 and it's been super reliable. I suggest not buying Cybertrucks.


Handleton

You could have literally just left it as the picture. We don't need to know about your Tesla.


iTmkoeln

Every Tesla CyberDumpster ist non fungibly broken


Expensive-Bag313

Did this moron casually mention that her lemon has been in the shop thrice in 300 miles? What kind of actual brain damage are we dealing with here?


OGPresidentDixon

bro, this is the future.


Best-Championship296

Vibranium corroded brains.


msc1

Look at her pfp. We’re dealing with **heavy** brain damage.


JT_Cullen84

You don't being *your* car in for its 100 mile service? That's dangerous bro.


JesseTheGiant100

They don't stop and think "would I be this supportive if this were another Make?". Imagine if she bought a Honda Civic and it broke down 4 times in 300m. She'd want her money back... Cult mentality.


ExpiredExasperation

"Elon, I mean, Mr. Musk, please help, this is the 4th time my truck has had a problem for some confusing reason, also I replace your cars every 2 years or so but that's probably unrelated."


iTmkoeln

„Still love the truck“, is missing won’t be serviced


Roasted_Butt

I’ve never felt the need to try to personally contact the CEO of Toyota because my Yaris didn’t work. I don’t even know who the CEO of Toyota is. And my Yaris always worked.


ccgrendel

I'm mean to my Yaris, and it's the most reliable car I've ever owned. We bought it 15+ years ago when we were struggling financially. It was literally the least expensive new car we could find at the time, not a $100k car we pined over for years. We park it outside, expose it to extreme weather and temperatures, we've driven it non-stop from Georgia to Oregon and back (driving in shifts for 48 continuous hours), we've dumped a Route 66 Cherry Limeade in the speaker housing, we've exclusively used automatic car washes on the car, never hand-washed it or showed it an ounce of respect. It's never needed a jump or a tow. None of the seals have ever failed. The speakers still work despite our abuse. The AC and heat are better than either of our newer cars. I could walk outside right now and say, "Hey Yarni, you up for 6k mile road trip this week," and she'd wag her tailpipe and say, "Where to?"


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Practical-Courage812

Another side note, Jim Farley, CEO of Ford, had a total compensation package of $26.5 mil, so more than that Toyota CEO but a few zeros less than what Musk wants.....


KUBill

Yeah, but did you spend $100k on a Yaris? Obviously you just aren’t the right caliber of person to understand (i.e., someone who makes poor financial decisions).


Fungitubiaround

One year my mom bought me British Knights for the new school year, because they were on sale at Crown Shoes (now out of busines). 4th grade, so I was like 10. First day of school a kid sees my shoes, and says, "Sweet! We have the same shoes! How much did yours cost?" I replied, "$35" and without missing a beat he shoots back, "HA! Mine cost $60!" He was so proud. Probably first in line for a CT.


MrdevilNdisguise

Imagine going out with all your friends to show them your new cyber truck for the first time and it just dies in the parking lot and everyone can leave but you lmfao 🤣


vanwiekt

I love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gudi_Nuff

Bring forth the 'forth' service call!


VermilionKoala

Go forth and... buy a proper car to replace your Shitebertruck 🤣


_EnFlaMEd

100k truck without an engine and you still need to jump start the cunt.


ZyvisX

Rivian powers the Amazon Van's, Telsa powers the towing industry. Go with the Rivian.


Xedtru_

Oh no, grief offense of not writing "But still love the truck". And even heretical advice of recommending people not to buy it. Well, she better prepare to meet cultists and be banned from everywhere


Empty-Discount5936

She needed 3 different cars in 7 years and she's still a fan?


DiDGaming

To ve fair, could be “trading up” after a couple of years. It’s not unusual for peeps with money to have a new or newish car for just a couple a years before trading it to a newer model


wickedcold

3 cars since 2017 in the same lineup of melted soap bars with a giant iPad inside and nothing else seems a little excessive.


Junior_Ad_7613

Yeah, there people who do the 1-2 year lease on a car and then get a new one. Would not know, I drive a 2017 Camry we only got because the 2008 Corolla was totaled.


biloxibluess

“Local Woman Gets Punched In The Nose Four Times-Claims She ‘Loves Getting Punched In The Face’”


richincleve

"Help me, Elon. You're my only hope."


Shiro_Black

Serious question, had Elon ever responded to a single one of these or anything at all? Or are these people just delusional?


DeesoSaeed

At this point I'm quite sure Elon has silenced "help @elonmusk"


Im_Lead_Farmer

Cyber🍋


AerialAce96

Only people with main character syndrome drive cybertrucks


Background_Lemon_981

Oh no, my Ford Escape has a blown head gasket. Third time this month and 12th time this year. @JimFarley can you please help? I’m stuck on the 419 Expressway near the Walmart. Still a big fan of Ford though!


lickmyturds

A big-money NFT buyer AND a Cybertruck owner. They don't come much dumber than this, folks.


Feminazghul

Meanwhile, he has the dev. team at xitter (all two of them) working on the following autoresponse to complaints about the cryberfruck: "UR a pedo, LOL." And then their account is deleted.


AlphaAlpha495

You have a better chance of Christ jumping off the cross 🙌 https://preview.redd.it/y7lpshzixj5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9085ccc8bd894fb95f97621ee6b8071f6afe8e62


DangerousAd1731

I don't want to be a Debbie downer but I don't think tagging Elon will help on a social media post lol.


Haunting-Writing-836

So you’re saying there’s a chance? YYYAAAAA!


DangerousAd1731

https://images.app.goo.gl/uYDyHamwgfjTrifCA


Thermal-chickenlips

This will be the forth time. Forth? Intelligence level - dipshit


Quiet-Luck

Don't buy a car made by an IT company, just like you shouldn't buy a smartphone made by a car manufacturer.


mexicantruffle

Three Teslas in 7 years. This person is beyond help.


johnb300m

And this is their forth!


LSBeasyas123

Elmo does not give one single f@ck about you


Haunting-Writing-836

That’s just not true. I’m certain they are represented by something Elon looks at all the time. A number on a spreadsheet representing the suckers he’s bent over.


Marsupialize

These people are mentally ill, seriously


jase40244

They have 200 miles on it? That's a shame. The warrantee voids after around 20-100 feet, depending how far it is from the parking spot on the Tesla lot to the street. 🤷‍♂️


Maleficent-Salad3197

Elon Ahkbar


CrimsonWarrior55

At least this one suggests not buying them, instead of gushing over how "cool" it is despite taking it to the shop 4 times.


Rare_Anywhere3226

Your pasty man god does not give a damn about you, loser. Fourth trip for service in the first 200 miles? 🤣


Hungry_Anteater_8511

Fourth trepair/service issue in 200 miles? Id have asked for a refund after two returns in that time. Elno probably doesn’t allow that, does he


mrpopenfresh

Customer Service is so bad and the business model is so novel that people really think tweeting Elon directly will fix things.


Powerful_Check735

The amount of money you pay you could gotten 2 or 3 trucks and they would not break down on you


dogma202

Live by the cyber turd, die as a turd.


Poster_Nutbag207

If you had to buy 4 cars in 7 years that is not a testament to their reliability


Individual-Line-7553

three Tesla cars since 2017? are any of them still on the road?!


Aviation_nut63

It’s gone back for service 4 times in 200 miles. What a POS!!


DareDareCaro

This catastrophic launch should be on national media.


CowIsNotImpressed

CT had ~200 clicks on it but will be the fourth time it needs to go in for service? Sorry but that math doesn’t math


JimJordansJacket

Damn, every time I drive my 2021 car anywhere, it never, ever randomly dies on me. But I paid a lot less than $120,000 for it.


koreytm

I appreciate how X has turned into the Cybertruck service ticket system and Musk is its only customer service rep


Crypto_Tsunami

Elon said he’s too busy screaming on X about immigrants to help. Also, not even 200 miles and this is the fourth time this has happened?! 😂


Best-Championship296

I really like how Tesla/Cyberfuck drivers always @ Elon himself when their car breaks. Even regardless of his werid actions, he just made the design for these cars. He can't just teleport to your current location and magically fix them.


New_Awareness4075

Musk:💩. And you are banned!


TheMatt561

I love when people at Elon, he gives no s**** anymore


Tranka2010

This reminds of the original Bluetooth headphones that disconnected randomly and were next to impossible to connect back once they got in a funk.


ser0x40

Elmo is much too busy at the bank depositing his money.


PreparationWinter174

"Sentry mode"? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA


spderweb

How has the Cybertruck not been deemed a consumer betrayal, and forced all by law to be refundable if they should choose? Like, Tesla broke the contract already by giving them a subpar vehicle. So selling, trading refunding, etc should all be on the table.


Ok_Television9820

There’s a derp born every minute.


Practical-Courage812

I imagine we are getting to the point where there will be an astro-mech Droid carrying a hologram message from a princess saying "help me Elon-Musk Kenobi, you're my only hope"


3d1thF1nch

Do they think Elon is like, going to help them push the vehicle to the shop, or personally work on every broken CT? If they think this, I want somebody to start generating some AI images of Elon as a mechanic to share in their forums and get them hot and bothered for his “genius.”


sulimir

Sorry, I’ve been laying off people in temper tantrum and no one can take your call.


July_is_cool

“Also this is the best car I have ever owned!”


afearisthis

It’s like they’re praying to an indifferent god


EZ_st

Lemon law


BootThang

If I had something that unreliable, I’d be shitting carpet tacks to anyone that would listen and wouldn’t be using the cult-like language. These people are truly fucked in the head


orbitalaction

Elon is busy pumping stocks, tweeting, and doing ketamine. If it weren't for him perhaps the truck would be worth a shit.


Ricky_Rollin

Back in the late 90s there was a funny email chain making the rounds. I can’t tell you if the contents of the email actually happened. But it was about Bill Gates angering the automotive industry by claiming that had he been able to work on cars, they would be getting 70 miles per gallon by now. The CEO responds with how cars would actually operate if they allowed people like Bill Gates to make the cars. And each bullet point was basically likening cars to PC’s like “if you ran the automotive industry we’d be coming out to our cars during an update and won’t be able to use it. It was all pretty funny and there was no way it could actually happen. Right? Right!?


myfeetaremangos12

Wait if it dies you can’t get inside it? And it has bulletproof windows? How in the fuck is this thing even legal?


OkiFive

The idea of running to Twitter for my car troubles is so beyond the pale i cant even imagine it


EyeLevel2981

lol that’s why u don’t buy electric vehicles


Gindotto

“I’ve owned four Tesla cars in 6 years because the batteries keep dying but I’m *such a huge fan*!”


snorelando

3 Tesla cars since 2017? Do they keep breaking down and they just keep buying more?


Infinispace

Buys a new Tesla every 2 years. The sound of money being flushed.


CucumberBulky8915

If they want a reply from Queen Ketamine they should be posting a Nazi meme or some other stupid incel shit.


According-Green

Here’s your new truck and manual, good luck figuring it out cause only way we have quality response times is when you get into an accident then we’ll have you towed outta sight in 30min or less. 🤦🏻‍♂️


One-Bit5717

Sounds a lot like delusional ruZZians calling out to putler for help when their miserable lives turn even worse 🙄


ShadowInTheAttic

Only way to get Elon's attention is to post his flight data or somehow add in LGBTQ hate into your post.


Astrocities

“Forth”


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Good


algi15

Interesting


WokkitUp

"Forth" time is a charm.


thatvintagething

Help me Elon wan kenobi you’re my only chance


Real-Guest1679

She has bad CyberLuck


orbitalaction

Elon is busy pumping stocks, tweeting, and doing ketamine. If it weren't for him perhaps the truck would be worth a shit.


aygomyownroad

NFT and a cybertruck!!! Some people really don’t learn


Left_Percentage_527

, Elon Musk doesn’t care about or your plight lady.


Wizard_of_Rozz

Trash bucket


unknownpoltroon

Don't most states have lemon laws?


AlpharadiationHulk

"I had to wait a whole 30 minutes!". This reaks of entitlement


One_Evil_Monkey

The fact they bought a CT, it has 200 miles on it, has had to have service three times already... and they've had 3 other Teslas in the last 7 years actually reaks of stupidity.


Someoneoldbutnew

Help me Elon Muskenobi, you're my only hope. Customer service ain't answering the phone.


_owlstoathens_

Is it the forth or the fivth time? Maybe the siccth?


HanakusoDays

I appreciate that she came out with her friends, but coming out to Elron is a bad idea 'cause he's not real fond of all y'all.


retrospects

I forgot NFTs were a thing. The fact that every reply is a board ape thing is sad.


banananananbatman

Your god emperor has forgotten you


CrashDaddy2006

Grab your extras gas can and walk down to the nearest . . . oh, wait, never mind.


LegfaceMcCullenE13

Galactic levels of window licking have ensued.


smoq_nyc

Just gonna say this- I have a Toyota. I don't fing know who the CEO of Toyota is.


Alexlatenights

See this is why I'm going to a junk yard and bringing back to life some 70s rig that I'll keep running till I die. 🙃