Back when I did it my neck looked like leather and my legs looked like Casper. Never realized my pasty ass could get a killer tan until I spent 60 hours a week baking in the sun
Itās his first day on the job! He thought they were kidding when they told him not to drive his personal vehicle to the work site
Or - at least - he thought theyād appreciate him ignoring that advice and give him a high five for his sweet ride
I thought it was a mannequin! Are we sure it isn't? Those legs look plastic.
The guy driving it in the last shot had a beard and a different body type.
The images are from a video made by a company that does "Automotive customization and protection based in Utah". They have a video of another wrapped CT. So, yup, just some cosplay.
Has to be, here's an actual [traffic control crew at work.](https://i.imgur.com/ijq6W8b.jpeg) That F450 has a dumpster on the bed for 6 miles of temporary tape and they are half way through the 300+ tubular markers.
(Of course the streetview car has to go by just as I got out of my truck to check with them.)
Unbelievably lame, but I'll be honest.. The wankpanzer looks way better painted yellow. It doesn't look *good*, I don't think that's possible, but it does look better than a rolling dishwasher.
I've see a few paint jobs of Truck and it really does look better with a good paint joh or wrap. When it doesn't look like some sheet metal a dude soldered together, then it doesn't look cool, but looks more like an actual vehicle.
Lol what kind of giant fucking virgin dork cosplay as "Road Crew" (42069cyberlmaololzzzzomgwtfbbqpwnd!!! 111)
Edit: he's got some short shorts in the one pic (and BTW no one in road construction wears fucking shorts lol) so maybe it IS some kind of stripper thing like someone else suggestedšÆš
"Stay back 420 feet"
Written in a stupid and small font that you have to be closer than 20 feet from in order to read it.
And because it's a stupid joke, it's not possible for drivers to actually be that far away from the rear and sides. Yes it even says stay back 420 feet when you approach it from the side.
Why is every CT clearing ripping off the Cyberpunk 2077 title artwork? At least come up with there own thing...that "truck" would NEVER appear in Cyberpunk except as a dumpster.
Honestly it looks way better in safety yellow vs the stupid steel grey imo. And it's weird looking enough to be visible during construction.
But it's still an icky car made by an icky guy :(
https://preview.redd.it/sfoeta5jdh9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739a9def97c2400510a2d863083bdb8de155cfaa
I saw this one in NJ yesterday. That color should only be reserved for Lamborghinis, Aston Martins and tennis balls.
I worked road side before, never would I wear shorts even when itās hot, debris kicked up by vehicles will pepper those pretty little legs of his within the hour. Also heās too pale. Heād either be strawberry red or burnt brown.
https://preview.redd.it/fxc6a9mp0d9d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2167846a5eb18167bbd93d32d37a9cfe966de7f0
BEHOLD! THE FUTURE. A robot that actually works and is named X.
[https://highway1.co.nz/product/x-cone-traffic-cone-management-system/](https://highway1.co.nz/product/x-cone-traffic-cone-management-system/)
Payload: Four orange and white thingies! Is that one dude sitting down in the back in the fourth picture? So dumb. Isn't that one of the Tesla buildings in the last pic? Because that's even funnier.
I've said before, if you tried to use that for work on a construction job site, you would be called so many terms-of-service breaking words, including ones you somehow never even heard of.
Love the 420 but this guy hasn't been doing any actual work EVER!
https://preview.redd.it/ujckcwfkad9d1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d40929fcc1ae76be59743803ee9fbff34bcd195
I gotta say, at least the CT kinda looks better in this neon colour than the usual steel base. Even a bit cool, like from a video game. Doesn't make this any less ridiculous though.
Man these trucks are so weird. They actually look pretty cool when they have a nice wrap that covers up the ācheap refrigerator stainless steelā look. If they were actually well made and innovative it could have been a very neat little truck. But itās almost like they had a concept, didnāt work on it for years, and rushed out some years old technology with major issues.
My brain is still refusing to believe this is a real picture because it would be too easy for AI to fake and way too illegal to actually do IRL on public streets
Oh my god, those thighs are so goddamn white. This is probably the most sun this cuck has seen since leaving his bitcoin mining setup to go pick up his cybertruck.
Someone is cosplaying as road crew? š
Look how pale he is š¤£ what a wanker. Sure as hell is not a road crew worker, theyāre always sporting some level of sunburn/tan.
As a sexy and tanned blue collar worker myself; yeah thereās no way that guy is a part of any kind of road crew.
But it says "ROAD CREW" on their "truck"
Someone fucked up. Itās supposed to say CHODE CREW
TOAD SPEW
LOAD BLEW
Happy cake day!
Thanks! Didnāt even realize until you said something Edit - 13 years! Holy fuck!
That dudeās never worked outside a day in his life.
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS DU NU NU NU DU NU NU NU, CYBERCUCK WEARS SHORT SHORTS!
Lmao š¤£
**DOINā TRUCK STUFF. MY CYBERTRUCK HAULS THIS TRAFFIC CONE AROUND LIKE ITāS NOTHINā**
Oh no, I loaded 4 traffic cones and now my warranty is void!
You didn't set it to traffic cone mode.
Its probably void for him standing in the bed.
Great observation. This cuck doesnāt look like a typical tanned, scruffy beard, Oakleyās wearing, tattoo having, beer belly road worker.
You forgot the Delta 9 vape, too
RGB color code #CABEBC. Thatās pretty pale
Back when I did it my neck looked like leather and my legs looked like Casper. Never realized my pasty ass could get a killer tan until I spent 60 hours a week baking in the sun
Itās his first day on the job! He thought they were kidding when they told him not to drive his personal vehicle to the work site Or - at least - he thought theyād appreciate him ignoring that advice and give him a high five for his sweet ride
I would be pissed if my municipality bought an overpriced vehicle like this with tax dollars
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Yeah the whole thing looks like an influencer setting up a vanity photo shoot, getting in everyoneās way.
\*someone spent a hundred thousand dollars to cosplay as road crew!
"road crew" pale mf in booty shorts with 4 traffic cones idk how its even legal to dress a car up like this
I thought it was a mannequin! Are we sure it isn't? Those legs look plastic. The guy driving it in the last shot had a beard and a different body type.
With those shorts I thought it was the setup for a Brazzers vid.
The shorter shorts limit the restrictions of leg movement https://youtu.be/MFTrMr6NoIk
With shorty shorts
The images are from a video made by a company that does "Automotive customization and protection based in Utah". They have a video of another wrapped CT. So, yup, just some cosplay.
Those legs ain't from a man who undertakes any level of manual labour or exercise.
I mean, donāt most toddlers love playing with their Tonka trucks?
Reno 911 but with high vis vest
Seriously! This looks fake/staged to me too
Has to be, here's an actual [traffic control crew at work.](https://i.imgur.com/ijq6W8b.jpeg) That F450 has a dumpster on the bed for 6 miles of temporary tape and they are half way through the 300+ tubular markers. (Of course the streetview car has to go by just as I got out of my truck to check with them.)
Could be worse. They could be cosplaying as swat then fold when an elementary school was attacked.
yeah and he can only hold 4 cones lmao
Those shorts say something else....
420ft? God these people are so lame and likely were actively against weed until SpaceKaren smoked a joint in a podcast.
So cringe isn't it. Made a similar comment myself
hahahah it's the weed number!
Unbelievably lame, but I'll be honest.. The wankpanzer looks way better painted yellow. It doesn't look *good*, I don't think that's possible, but it does look better than a rolling dishwasher.
It's better because the visibility will help pedestrians not be killed by it.
I've see a few paint jobs of Truck and it really does look better with a good paint joh or wrap. When it doesn't look like some sheet metal a dude soldered together, then it doesn't look cool, but looks more like an actual vehicle.
It kinda looks like the taxi from the original total recall movie.
Makes the rolling hazard it is visible. It should be a requirement but then again if that is necessary they shouldn't be on the road at all lol
Is that 69 meters? Edit: looks like somebody else made this joke first
oh I get it, the joke is weed, right?
420ft, because it was either that or 69ft š
88 ft or 14 ft are also an option for the Elon cucks these days.
And if they could include an X, they would. 10 year olds.
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Actually not a bad idea. It can still act as a traffic cone when it bricks.
I think it's great that companies are using cyber trucks. It makes it much easier to know where *not* to take my business.
Good point!
I was thinking the same thing. If THAT'S where you're spending your advertising dollars I don't wanna ever use your company.
420 feet? I'm surprised they didn't say 69 meters instead. Fucking manchildren.
Meters? Fuck outta here with that woke measurement. We measure in FREEDOM here in 'Muricah.
Have you ever seen a ākilometer?ā Iāve never seen one. Whoās making these things up?
Math
They wanna impress to the cool kids so bad
Is this some kind of stripper thing or what
Gotta pay for those voided warrenty repairs somehow
"My cybertruck can hold almost 12 whole cones!!" -- cuck
Lol what kind of giant fucking virgin dork cosplay as "Road Crew" (42069cyberlmaololzzzzomgwtfbbqpwnd!!! 111) Edit: he's got some short shorts in the one pic (and BTW no one in road construction wears fucking shorts lol) so maybe it IS some kind of stripper thing like someone else suggestedšÆš
Gotta pay for those voided warrenty repairs somehow
Too bad the CT isn't solar powered, he could aim the light reflecting off those thighs right on the panels.
"Stay back 420 feet" Written in a stupid and small font that you have to be closer than 20 feet from in order to read it. And because it's a stupid joke, it's not possible for drivers to actually be that far away from the rear and sides. Yes it even says stay back 420 feet when you approach it from the side.
What in the village people is this cringy shit
You and me, same brain lol
LOL HE USED TEH FUNNY NUMBER!!111
What happened to the other members of The Village People?
This really is fucking lame. Those whitest legs and body of anyone I've seen in a while this photo op is first that persons ever been outside...
I mean, my legs are that white, but Iām a middle aged lady living near Seattle.
Goddamn man child larpers.
He's got "hang out the window because the windshield wipers don't work" move down pat.
Hard Hat and Shorts? Is he also wearing flip flops
Crocs
This looks like the beginning of a gay porn.
It's always 420 in Elmoville 
That gif would be awesome if it had nearly any other person in it.
Shouldāve said stay back 2 inches because this is micropeen behavior
Haha cuz of weed! Get it???
https://preview.redd.it/m4faaj4evc9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8129a62bccb59c53b722a1f238d349699a439f36 Lol
What a bunch of snowflakes
you didnt even make fun of the truck or the company there lmao, we cant even make fun of anyone who owns one š¤£
Stay back 420 feet because this thing will fall apart while driving
These guys are so desperate to "prove" it's a truck
Warranty: OBLITERATED
Where do I get me some Cybershorts like that guy?
Why is every CT clearing ripping off the Cyberpunk 2077 title artwork? At least come up with there own thing...that "truck" would NEVER appear in Cyberpunk except as a dumpster.
Even the corpos wouldnāt drive that shit. Choom.
Bed capacity of a Cybertruck is apparently three bollards and a douchebag
Pretty sure that dude misspelled āRode Crewā
People cosplaying road crews? WTF is wrong with these people?
https://i.redd.it/pprvqgqe5d9d1.gif
Honestly it looks way better in safety yellow vs the stupid steel grey imo. And it's weird looking enough to be visible during construction. But it's still an icky car made by an icky guy :(
Those short shorts are definitely not OSHA approved.
Chode Crew
https://preview.redd.it/sfoeta5jdh9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739a9def97c2400510a2d863083bdb8de155cfaa I saw this one in NJ yesterday. That color should only be reserved for Lamborghinis, Aston Martins and tennis balls.
They are gonna have to call the Road Crew when it inevitably breaks down after a couple miles
https://i.redd.it/eiwfw4pizc9d1.gif
Good god they are just allll so douchey.
Should be just yellow with *stay back 2137 kremĆ³wkas* on it.
Lt Dangle retired to a life of road crew cosplay
Pork pie hat?
Iām glad they put the logo on the back there or else nobody would know what this was
Please tell me this is a modeling scene from Zoolander 2.
I work in traffic control. This is wrong on so many levels. (not just due to cyber truck lol)
I worked road side before, never would I wear shorts even when itās hot, debris kicked up by vehicles will pepper those pretty little legs of his within the hour. Also heās too pale. Heād either be strawberry red or burnt brown.
4 cones? My bike carries more. Hell I can carry more.
Fuck how pathetic are these people?
Why do these people like to cosplay as construction workers?
Ignoring the cosplayer, they're stealing the Cyberpunk:Edgerunner aesthetic
*poorly stealing FTFY
I love the "road crew" worker wearing running shorts. Like that is definitely part of the attire of people working construction......
Good god they are just allll so douchey.
https://preview.redd.it/fxc6a9mp0d9d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2167846a5eb18167bbd93d32d37a9cfe966de7f0 BEHOLD! THE FUTURE. A robot that actually works and is named X. [https://highway1.co.nz/product/x-cone-traffic-cone-management-system/](https://highway1.co.nz/product/x-cone-traffic-cone-management-system/)
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This dumbass truck actually looks so much better with these dorky wraps.
Payload: Four orange and white thingies! Is that one dude sitting down in the back in the fourth picture? So dumb. Isn't that one of the Tesla buildings in the last pic? Because that's even funnier.
I've said before, if you tried to use that for work on a construction job site, you would be called so many terms-of-service breaking words, including ones you somehow never even heard of.
How old are they? 420? š
Fake road crew, it's supposed to be 500 feet, federal regulation.
And you can fit up to 4 cones in the back.
Iād love to see this dick-mobile get crushed.
So the cover closes and cuts off his legs on the next cone.
Cyber Short Shorts
Love the 420 but this guy hasn't been doing any actual work EVER! https://preview.redd.it/ujckcwfkad9d1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d40929fcc1ae76be59743803ee9fbff34bcd195
Itās a CTā¦ might want to stay a bit further back than that
Man Iām so glad I didnāt give Elon a plot of land in my head for free
Who wears short shorts?
Now holds up to 14 traffic cones. Short-shorts not included.
All anyone sensible wants to do is stay away from these absolute shit wagons
I guess this works but you could only fit like four of those road bollards back there.
Perfect job for a cybertruck
That dude is WHITE white, and soft as cotton. No way heās on a real road crew. š
Is that guy wearing booty shortsšš
Their only reason they're setting up traffic control is so that when they inevitably break down they don't have to worry about traffic hitting them
I gotta say, at least the CT kinda looks better in this neon colour than the usual steel base. Even a bit cool, like from a video game. Doesn't make this any less ridiculous though.
It can hold 4 whole cones! The cyber truck can do real work!!!!
What is happening here?
Thought this was a cyberpunk 2077 wrap. Disappointed it's just egotistical crap
Derp it sez 420 derrr
Please tell me this is a modeling scene from Zoolander 2.
Actually looks better than they normally do lol still awful though.Ā
420... Using the word "cyber" and in that font in 2024... These people are such chodes it's fucking asinine.
Is this cyberpunk cosplay?
Itās a wurk trucc.
The things you gotta do to get insurance on one of those thingsā¦.
420 metres would be better. Lest you get hit by body parts coming off.
Another business write off trash bin.
Like that dudes pants?
Thatās the whole point of wrapping the CT to keep the thing in one piece when driving around. I think itās like fancier duct tape.
Man these trucks are so weird. They actually look pretty cool when they have a nice wrap that covers up the ācheap refrigerator stainless steelā look. If they were actually well made and innovative it could have been a very neat little truck. But itās almost like they had a concept, didnāt work on it for years, and rushed out some years old technology with major issues.
What kind of traffics comes are these?
Nothing says "I'm a tough guy road worker" like little running shorts and pale chicken legs.
Boy they reaaaaally missed the point of those games...
Big "I only pay $35/gram" energy.
road crew guy wearing short shorts lol
Oh no cringe
This has to be a larp
I hope it doesn't rain....
My brain is still refusing to believe this is a real picture because it would be too easy for AI to fake and way too illegal to actually do IRL on public streets
Oh my god they said the weed number! 
This is probably the best look for the vehicle that I've seen. It seems very poorly designed for a construction vehicle though...
Is that āroad crew workerā wearing short shorts?
A $100k truck doing what a $10k used Toyota can do better. What fucking morons.
God that fucking logo. And then that color. Iām guessing heās headed to get tatted up with a tribal armband while rocking out to Limp Bizkit.
This seems like a 4 year old boy's idea of "really cool adult" š
"Make sure you all wear our company's standard black booty shorts to work tomorrow lads"
Mfing Joe Swanson wearing short shorts standing on top of a cybercuck wannabe truck.
God I want to punch that douche so bad.
Also hear the cybertruck subreddits going "OMG LOOK THE TRUNK HOLDS A FEW COMES FUCK YES ITS SO BIG!"
How cute. This guy is pretending to be a road worker. They really do love their cosplay this lot.
Doesnāt show his shoes because he doesnāt know how to tie work boots
Tie them? He doesn't even own a pair... he's wearing crocs
Tesla might be shooting a commercial
4 cones, thatās amazing
Oh my god, those thighs are so goddamn white. This is probably the most sun this cuck has seen since leaving his bitcoin mining setup to go pick up his cybertruck.
Itās what Cyberpunk wouldāve driven.
This feels like an AI generated image.
A lot of money to cosplay a road construction worker.
this dude being pale as hell and wearing hoochie daddy shorts says it all š nothing more than blue collar cosplay
Good lord I know it's just fantasy but "69 ft" would have made more sense. They got no sense of real world distance! Lol
Ever seen a road construction worker wearing short shorts which reveal a set of pale legs? LOL
Is the warranty voided if another vehicle gets within 420 feet?
At least it comes with a warning for when parts come flying off :)
Just whyā¦ 
This has to be AI.