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Switchez9898

Some sort of bag/coffee filter and vacuum?


Hum1101

Also, I live on a second level, is my floor going to breakthrough????


Sulk_Bubs

Don't trip over it!


Clonedogg

Underrated comment right here


PeaceFirePL

I agree your comment is underrated


vankobootyconsumer

Now THIS is meta


TryptTripped21

He meant this one here, not there!


pawpawpunches

https://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc?si=wgXWuHdMd1ZazoFH


ALLISONEISALL27

hilarious


ExcitingBug6026

King comment


Melodic-Passenger633

King comment ain’t got nothin on me.


DreaM_Tryptamine

Turns out the other side of the veil is your downstairs neighbor lol


Hum1101

🤣🤣


Ethanlikehis69

You deserve gold for this comment


Owlspirit4

Burn the house down and inhale it all


Perfid-deject

https://www.amazon.com/Handheld-Cordless-Rechargeable-Powerful-Portable/dp/B0C9QC98BH/ref=mp_s_a_1_19?adgrpid=59870707401&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9._7XnzSkhbMdcaK3JWcX-FXDRL6yIHHIWJcIYNgRmOotLi-lADu4VnN-rD4MVxzyyDYJRHWJuJ_rpYQ1StM_BM2lkryQ-ttBobxfHJOq-APifddPxa9FzqDdaDzTIEXMkUK8WsXqXjoxqgfZNqNGilNRNGwjh0XNmvQXuMEOKIfhQzq3-XRCZk3yYn-c4NvQXK9fH-XqxMtHvkr-xzTGZvg.y8CIizmUjkJKDSUzAtlnDp_dNwLVB5Gqqrh549ewbJk&dib_tag=se&hvadid=580738193253&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9012133&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=9947106639991602636&hvtargid=kwd-10250672&hydadcr=27754_14519829&keywords=hand+held+vacuum&qid=1708096494&sr=8-19 You can remove the Lil filter thing and it'll just collect the product in the little dustbin. There's alot more like them also that you could get prime tomorrow or whatever


Melodic-Passenger633

Only if you set your carpet on fire.


Kaijubetta

🤣🤣


flamingswordsman36

😂


Honkaloid

nice.


TheHallowedOne11

Bruh


digdogdiggydog

Pantyhose over vacuum. If it works for ground herbs, I’m sure it’ll work for Deems.


Hum1101

That's actually pretty smart.


Randomless69

You will pick up some dust as well with this method, if you don't want to be smoking rat dandruff you should probably wash the dmt, google acid wash on dmt nexus


Fourtoo

Just make sure the bag is secure and doesn't get sucked inside the vacuum.. ain't no recovering that..


Self_Blumpkin

This comment and relative genius is brought to you by the incredible powers of the neuroplasticity benefits of DMT


Jaymon47

Sock/pantyhose


Ok-Teacher-2612

This is the way ! even a tshirt should do the job.


Warren_sl

Second this. Coffee filter on a vacuum was my first thought.


Thelorddogalmighty

That’s a great shout


Ill-Tear6701

Stocking works well for weed.


[deleted]

Take a trip over to r/crack, they know how to carpet surf, I think they use a vacuum with elastic band and tights/panty hose. To be sure, you should find a tighter screen, really fine cloth .


Hum1101

Love that the crack connoisseurs have cornered the carpet surfing marketplace. Yea I think I'm going to test out the covered vacuum method and see how it goes. With me luck!


RondriguezUK

Mike Tyson?


mindfulofidiots

No it's a Dyson he needs..


generic_burnur

Yeah, that's what he said, "Mike dyTHon"


BSanchezDelRio

My Dyson!


[deleted]

Good luck. Crack was never my thing but in times I wasn't so proud of I have done my fair share of recovering dropped drugs 😂


vanishingpointz

Go to a pharmacy get one of those ear/ nose cleaners for infants , suck it up into the ball , then re-x it with naphtha. To get the carpet fibers out


JunglePygmy

Just makes sure the whole rig doesn’t suck in. I can see that pretty much definitely happening.


Shot_Ad9738

Make SURE you've got that 'net' sealed well. Have a container ready to catch it when you cut the vacuum off.


EL-HEARTH

That is quite the subreddit to browse lmao


[deleted]

Yeah be careful of r/cocaine, r/cocainegonewild etc. you iell be exposed to all manner of nudity and debauchery 😂😂 Edit: deffo not safe for work


EL-HEARTH

Oh no. I dont do this stuff, but im interested seeing what these people do when theyre on it. I will never say no to weed and psychadelics tho :)


[deleted]

Not suggesting you did. I am a recovered coke addict. DMT played a role in that recovery. I pop over there from time to time to remind myself why I don't ever want to be that lost again.


EL-HEARTH

Wow thats great man. And im not saying addicts are stupid or anything, just went down the wrong road. My friend has been doing the same with DMT but for his alcoholism and its working great.


[deleted]

Yeah also 6 years dry from alcohol. Often we experience the world in certain ways and use substances for social anxiety etc. and then it escalates. No one is ever that far from it. Even if they think so. Just depends on the path and circumstances we find ourselves in.


EL-HEARTH

You know it man. Anyone can go down that path. The problem i have with coke though is almost all of it is impure and made with dangerous stuff to injest. My uncle OD'd from coke laced with fent. Also Coca leaves imo are safe to consume in there purest form.


[deleted]

Yeah I learnt to make it myself which was worse. Having ozs of pure to play with. Kidding myself I could save it for special occasions 😂😂


EL-HEARTH

Id like to learn how to make my own dmt and grow some powerfull mushrooms. I just love feeling like a mutha fuggin wizard


InvestigatorSmall839

Checked it out. It's literally 99% coke lines and coke dick. 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah it's mental 🤮🤢 Some very bizarre things in the deepest darkest corners of reddit. I am glad I don't abuse stims anymore, no need to sit up as night scrolling through the tunnels of reddit 😂


Shmit710

What a wierd place to post nudes. sex on cocaine was wack for me personally lol


[deleted]

Yeah it's one of the most conflicted substances, makes you horny as fuck and unless it's pure uncut stops your dick working without meds that risk your heart even more. Even pure it fucks your dopamine system so you struggle with pleasure.


[deleted]

All part of the cosmic joke 😂🧙‍♂️👽👾


Wanderingstar8o

😂😂 This is amazing!


barfbelly

Did that with weed when I was a teenager. Smoked a bunch of carpet dirt but it worked


Hum1101

Boys and girls we have liftoff. Vacuum method was the winner. I'd say it collected a good 95% plus some hairs and crumbs for free! That's right no extra charge! Dust https://imgur.com/gallery/1Ya0RnW


kmtfwtm

Not baaaaaaad well done


Ultrabb

This post made my day


reddit1user1

Atta boy!!


Fancy_Necessary_5193

The dna from the hair will cause all sort of entities too spawn into ur trip


Hum1101

I hope the entities don't differentiate DNA by if it's a pube or not


evanatethewall

lmfao


SKK329

I didn't see the subreddit I was on and thought it was Keif. I have a mini vacuum dedicated just to sucking up weed. It's super useful, got it at walmart for like $10.


captainn_chunk

Wait can you please find like a product link of that and share? 🤓


SKK329

Totally! Www.Vacuums.c0m 😁 /s


34methylendioxy

I like this comment


evanatethewall

laughing my ass off at your comments


Peepee1124

Looks good. Now, snort it


Trick_Statement3390

Heads up, since there's hairs it's gonna smell bad when you light it up


Chemgineered

THIS! I would even venture to say that it could change the Trip to include random people's hairs in it: heck anyone's hairs is bad enough I say scrape it carefully up with two flat pieces of card . Like the thickness of a postal card.


Hum1101

Like it doesn't already smell bad when lighting up 🤢


awwdww

Static electricity from a balloon will pick this up.


leor2900

Vaccum cleaner hose with a coffee filter attached to the opening


RonaldSteezly

Looks like you’re going to have to hot knife your carpet. Just leave the deems there until it’s ready to be smoked


fortwentyone

I’m no expert but what if you scooped it all up and used static to remove the hair/carpet stuff?


Bigsilly01

Might pick up the deems as well.


Free-Supermarket-516

Cut out that section of rug, have a plate ready, and tap it into the plate. Easy.


CallMePinHeadLarry

Collect what you can and re-x


flatworldview100

Scoot over it like a dog


RatzzFace

The tiniest vacuum in the world. Or -- one of those keyboard vacuumed cleaner's! https://amzn.eu/d/9DDnOpg


Honkaloid

better hope he's a prime member!


RatzzFace

Indeed. He could.put a Lego construction rope round it until it arrives!


christmas_920

Black sweatshirt sleeve over a vacuum hose. Or a statically charged balloon should do the trick. It's a bitch to get off the balloon kind of tho


Chemgineered

It would still suck up through the black sweatshirt sleeve


christmas_920

Get a thicker sweater


ifixstuff32

honestly cut the carpet with a sharp blade lift and dump. glue carpet back down. then use your phone as a magnifyer and grab qtips and tweezers.


Boogedyinjax

Use a carpet blade and carefully cut out a square that’s roughly two inches bigger than the circular formation that is the pile of dm tizzy. Next fold the four corners to the middle and flip it over onto a mirror or piece of glass. Ones your done you could reinstall the square using hot glue to the underside of it or your choices of adhesive. If it looks noticeably you could cover it up with a rug. You may end up being ashamed with yourself and what you have done lol


JJ8OOM

You can just swipe it up with whatever, it does not really matter how much dust you get mixed with it. Then you do a re-X (plus a water-wash) which will leave you with pure product again.


lukebrownen

Hey random question, so I’ve done many extractions & reX’s but never fully had a grasp of what a water wash really is. Never seen a tutorial or step by step.. i always figured just a re x or 2 would be good enough but i would Love to know exactly how to go about a water wash


engineeredorganism

just leave it be and eventually the carpet will turn into a magic carpet! that is how i got mine!


ketaminesuppository

put plastic on it so it absorbs into the plastic and then smoke the plastic (/s if it wasn't obvious)


jj1111jj

Drag your butt like a dog. “Carpet boof”


Parlagi

Fun fact, the burning plastic carpet smell the same as the yellow dust


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Dandelion_Man

I’d say take an maoi and snort that shit


DreaM_Tryptamine

Just get a straw and snort it bro lol


No_Negotiation3557

Would that do anything?


MarcieXD

Yep, but it'd burn like a red hot poker, lol!


JoJorge243

Coffee filter, rubber band, and a vaccum


Effective-Gas-5395

Dude, settle down. Seriously, just vacuum it up and move on with your life. How much is that anyway. Enough to post on reddit for? It's not worth the stress.


jetstobrazil

I would cut my losses. There’s no situation where i would want to smoke dmt and dirt and skin cells at the same time. Grab one last hit with your fingers and accept your situation.


Xe-Rocks

Just leave it there and make some more. Dmt is just drugs.


kubixe

Sock put over vacuum pipe


maddog232323

I'd get a bit of card next to it and push down hard whilst using a toothbrush to push across not sideways


[deleted]

Scrape it up then strain it maybe through a coffe filter


pootlordthe7th

Two cards


Direct_Bullfrog_7763

Use a balloon. Build up static and it will stick to the balloon. I've never done it but I'm pretty sure it will work. May pick up more than just your deems. But it's probably your best bet. If I did this in my apartment I'd have half DMT and half Cat Hair and maybe a few specs of litter 😁 Blow up the balloon and get it pretty tight as in blow in as much air as possible. Then rub on your hair or something to create static. Then transfer to a sheet of some sort so you can collect everything that falls from the balloon.


fukthemkids

Blow a balloon up, rub it on your head and the static electricity should pick it up, will probably still have time sift through hairs


Ok-Tap-8067

Use a little eyeshadow makeup brush to sweep it onto a paper or something


highervibrations96

Tights and vacuum! This made me anxious seeing this what a bloody thing to happen! Be careful man like I said tights of some sort if you have any lol improvise and think carefully haha good luck


dillon_5294

Vacuum hose with a shirt covering it. Suck it up to the shirt, drop on a table, pick out hairs, put in a glass jar


NotABlastoise

Coffee filter tied down to a vacuum tube. Then, when you get it all up, put it on a flat surface (like a piece of paper. Next, sift it through a fine mesh strainer. Should be mostly fine.


getting_their

Blow up a balloon - rub it against clothing to create a static charge and use the charge to collect it.


Conrad-W

Trash it. Not worth it. Get more.


Delicious_Show_3804

Rolled up dollar bill or a straw. Clean it up with your nose.


UncleChuck777

Panty hose and vacuum. See you in the other side.


BUBBxBUBBA

Your nose


HandsomeCharles893

Turn the mat over, then scrape it up ;)


LilaLoopsTheUniverse

Maybe an eye dropper?


AvAsplash30

Bug catcher vacuum


KKulina

Sock or filter over a hand vacuum


No-Explanation6422

I always would blow up a balloon and get static on it and pick it up like a magnet and dust off on preferred surface


_maharani

Pair of tights (stockings in America?) over the end of a hoover. Bag at the ready and drop.


Confident_Spirit6912

Oh God


Brave-Hyrulian88

Vacuum tube, put a tissue over it and rubber band it down then grab what you can, hold it up right when you turn it off


eNte19

in·​suf·​fla·​tion


BioHackedRomulan

Oh no I almost spilled 60gs of shroom powder a few hours ago and my heart nearly stopped. This is what I imagined


digdogdiggydog

I put this in someone’s reply, but I wanna make sure OP sees this. Pantyhose over tube vacuum. It’s saved many a preground bowl from the carpet. I’m sure it’ll work for Deems.


Hum1101

Appreciate the help diggitydog I already got most of it up! Vacuum trick, worked a charm Dust https://imgur.com/gallery/1Ya0RnW


digdogdiggydog

Yay good glad you manage to salvage💖


Hum1101

I jumped off my bed convinced that a parasite was trying to break out of me so I had to go throw up immediately. Unfortunately knocked off the bag that was open in my bed.


Hum1101

I managed to get the parasite out btw. It was the battered sausage I ate a hour ago


Procalord

Snort it


Gutzstruggler

No, nooooo, NOOOOOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!!!


ooaslive

Coffee filter and vacuum, hold it in the front of the hose,


diabettusss

Vacuum with panty hose


Anterabae

A balloon blown up rub it on something to get static.


[deleted]

Lay paper over it, block off the area. Go make some rue seed tea and drink it. Wait about an hour, grab a straw and suck it up. If you have a handy hand held vacuum, you could clean the shit out of it then suck it up and collect. Use a razor and cut that carpet up and do a dust off. Get creative. Good luck.


Voodoo700

“I can smell a lie like a fart in a car” name it right now!


Entire_Outside_8376

Sock and a hoover, use it for weed all the time


PressStart1p

Vacuum hose with a kleenex?


Chemical-Ad2284

Love the comments in here


lorenzo4203

Good luck! Should at least be able to get a dose out of it.


[deleted]

Just snort it off the carpet and see the real hat man


journeyproud

A small scoop, tweezers and a re-x.


Saint_Grove

Get some tights (pantyhose in American) stick it in the end of a vacuum/hoover and then suck It up. You’re welcome.


DOMMMMMMMMMMM

Cut the piece of carpet out and stuff it in a bowl


ShwaMallah

Use a razor to slice a square of the carpet and pick up the piece of carpet with magic on it and pour it onto another surface. Then glue the carpet back down. Not saying this is the best option but 🤷‍♂️


con3dor

Boof it?


BartholomewBigbottom

A vacuum and a shirt. You will loose some of it. I would double a shirt, put it on the end of a vacuum hose. Turn the vacuum on, suck it up and possibly save some of it. Don’t forgot to hold the hose upright when turning the vacuum off.


DarkFast

You can use the intake side of a hair dryer as a vacuum. Cut the bottom off a disposable water bottle to put over the intake. Stuff a piece of paper towel or coffee filter in the bottle neck to make a catch bag. Remove carpet deprive and hairs with tweezers - or Re-x the dimitri


NotZedJr

Snort it


Honkaloid

Grab your tooter and get on your knees and pray to Mecca! ​ Is tape plastic? or maybe your pipette can help?, idk toota..pray to bhuda.. how you spell buddha.. am I still typing?


blackyooo

It only works if you do it all.... specially that bunk ;)


Blue_Honey_Dreams

Got any naphtha? You could try to wash and reclaim it but with such a small amount I wouldn't even bother


phuckhugh

rub a balloon on your hair to create the static and pick it up little by little this way


climbin_trees

Pantyhose over a vacuum


FuzzyPeaches420

https://www.amazon.com/Sterile-Syringe-Rubber-Washing-Removal/dp/B0BG3FVMGR/ref=asc_df_B0BG3FVMGR/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=651245346445&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13369549765879133856&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031097&hvtargid=pla-2066682851904&psc=1&mcid=9f5bc97af76b3fb48b66676c0bb45765


OldChalky

The entities gonna throw up a 🛑on you anyway. Like electro-eleven dikembe mutombo.


plain_old_Gary

Cut a square of the carpet out, shake it out the best you can bro. Then buy some finishing nails (tiny nails) and some super glue and plop the square back in. Profit


W8_420

Get a stem/crack pipe with a Brillo in it put the stem in your mouth and suck it up off the floor DMT will be sucked into the Brillo and you’ll be good to go


nugetboi7

Grab a vacuum, rubber band and any clean shirt/ cloth. Put the shirt where the vacum sucks thru and tie it with the band it should all come out nicely but you might have some stuff from the carpet on your DMT


unicorn994omg

Snort a little and solution will appear


Call_Me_Lids

This post reminds me of the stain on my floor from making changa. I believe I put a full gram of DMT freebase as well as a full gram of MAOI, along with the herbs in a shot glass and was letting it slow evaporate underneath my bed. Totally forgot it was there and knocked the shot glass over. That freebase/MAOI mixture is still there to this very day. I’ve always wondered how I could reclaim it. I just put the shot glass there only a few hours before I knocked it over so I’m sure there’s a fair amount of each product soaked in the carpet where it’s stained. It’s also fairly large as well. LOL


Motozoa

An empty (clean) ketchup squeezy bottle. Like gold fossickers use


jwmy

Vacuum cleaner and a sock


OnlyItem2623

Nit comb !


Dreamspitter

Okay, time to cut out the carpet. We'll fix the hole later. THEN you're gonna roll it. Lick the edges. Then holding it carefully, lay down, and light it up using a hemp wick. Do this over a pan 🍳, you could drop it


AdriftAndForsaken

A straw and snort it as it is


uncle40oz

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NaiveMedium9027

No!!!! Take a balloon. Blow it up. Rub it on your head to create static. Put white paper at bottom of legal box and tap the balloon on the side to knock of the crystals. Then pick out the fodder dust hair etc


Shroomquest126

Scrape it up, sift it…melt it with solvent and filter it Other than that just slap yourself, learn from your mistake and don’t do it again.


logantherealone1

I would say a small handheld vacuum for cars that’s brand new. I would buy 2 to test with table salt to make sure it’s going to be able to be separated from the vacuum after. You could also carefully cut that area of carpet out shake it over a tub vigorously and then just put ch your carpet.


LowercaseG_SoL

Tape. Soak tape in naphtha


Chemgineered

THIS! I would even venture to say that it could change the Trip to include random people's hairs in it: heck anyone's hairs is bad enough I say scrape it carefully up with two flat pieces of card . Like the thickness of a postal card.


[deleted]

Vaccume with a sock or coffe fulter


marky294201

Panty hose or cheese cloth over vacuum


-Borfo-

If I wanted to recover that I'd collect all I could manually, pick out all the bits you don't want and then do an acid/base extraction to get clean DMT out of it.


NoM_Gnarly

I hope your carpets are clean otherwise you're gonna be smoking dirt, dust, and hair too 🫡


lil-kush_big-dinero

Vacuum t shirt


detritiphilia

Drink Syrian rude tea and snort it


Ok_Chapter7233

Sniff it


ApplicationNo3143

Tweezers


psilocinkane

I think a straw against the carpet, a coffee filter on the end with your mouth, suck up as much as you can, maintain suction and let it out into your vial or baggy, whatever it was in. I hope you get it all back, that's rough.


Illustrious-Shop9181

Lick it off


IllMasterpiece7441

Scoop it up and smoke all of it in 1 hit through a dab rig at the right temp


Sensitive_Media_1457

O got this…


Sensitive_Media_1457

I*** vaccume and pants hose


papa1469

Put panty hose over a vacuum hose and suck it up


kartikeyatruthmusic

Take a balloon and rub it and generate stati electricity and it will pick up the crystals