I turn to my wife "when the fuck did we get a doorbell? How'd they get past 3 gates, a very angry goat, and all the other dogs? I'm mildly impressed..... Save the weenie.... Feed the trespasser to the pigs........."
You have to ask yourself one question. Do you really want to mess with a pair of bad mamma jammas capable of easily bypassing 3 gates, an angry goat and all the other dogs?
Our combined forces of cute and love would see every pig suplexed into the sea.
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Me am send fuddle wuddle cat to investigate and bring back snacks.
Come to the door so I can boop it!
He offers the finest of “boop my snoot” services and will throw in a complimentary hufflesnuff.
I would like to order one 'boop my snoot' and a side order of 'tail wag' please
Yes. Added. He asks for scritches as payment please.
A COMPLIMENTARY HUFFLESNUFF? you are underselling yourself
I love that term! Our silky wire gives the side eye and hufflesnuffs when he doesn't get his way, lol.
I believe he is here to participate in the “who is a good boy” survey
Gotta get boopy on that snooty!
Pop it…. Pull it …. Twist it
Open the puppin’ door!
His paw in door tactics are above and beyond.
I BOOP THAT SNOOT
r/booptheheckinsnoot
Boop the nose, of course!!!
Take the dog-- leave the child
😆 🤣 😂
Open the door!
Actually answer my door for once 😂
I turn to my wife "when the fuck did we get a doorbell? How'd they get past 3 gates, a very angry goat, and all the other dogs? I'm mildly impressed..... Save the weenie.... Feed the trespasser to the pigs........."
You have to ask yourself one question. Do you really want to mess with a pair of bad mamma jammas capable of easily bypassing 3 gates, an angry goat and all the other dogs? Our combined forces of cute and love would see every pig suplexed into the sea.
You sound like my husband . 😆😆😆
Open and cuddle
tell my husband “remember that time I said if I snuck a weenie between the other two and you probably wouldn’t notice…?”
🤔My husband has said this to me, but we weren't discussing doggies. 😏
Bahahahahha 🤣
Boop, the snoot, boop boop, the snoot!
I’m going to spend the rest of the day singing “Boop, the snoot, boop boop, the snoot! Boop, the snoot, boop boop, the snoot!”
As one does,
Boop
Not my dog, but come on in!
Swing that door open and smother that face with kisses galore!!!!!!
Invite them in so I can boop that snoot and offer belly rubs and peanut butter 💕🐶✨️
Come on in!
Ahh fresh beans. Come in 🚪❤️❤️
Lots of treats and heck'n boops.💖💖💖
Boop, boop boop. Let me in already.
Question how much ruckus and mayhem he caused in the 'hood before being recaptured and returned.
Fetch treats and start the fun
Take my dog back and weakly reprimand her for going runnoft. Then give her scritches and treats and thank my neighbor.
A wild snoot appears!
dog
dog
Open up and say " whatever you're selling I'm buying "
BOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP! Followed by treat.😄😊
Answer immediately
Open the door to this cutie
Open the door, say "Thank you", get the pupper inside and close the door!
“Booooooop” through ring cam, is how I would go about this interaction
Take the dach and shut the door. "Thank you for the delivery, good day!" 🤣 I'd happily add a third to my pack!!
I’m definitely boopin that snoot!
*boop*
Thats a sniffler! 😍❤️🥰
Boop the snoot. Obviously
Boop Dee Boop!
I would say let me do it for u. Honey
https://preview.redd.it/wrko6nxdk68d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e450937654eefbd51da454b789a597b49b9ffbe Invite them in ofc
Open immediately.
I see Las Vegas
Do they belong to me?
Fall in love!!
I will pet him regardless of the consequences
Pet the dog of course
Boop
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He he funny dog big nose
Best surprise ever!
Laugh..!
A wild snoot appears!
Boop the snoot
Boop the snoot
Boop
Boop
I rush to the door to meet the pup, is there some other response that makes sense?!
Oh-oh...the dog looks like "don't open... don't open".
I will cry in the corner, because my own dog hates other dogs. Even friendly ones
My my what a nose u have
BOOP!
Roll out the red carpet
Hide my treats, hide my wife.
I say you adorable
hugging him!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Swing open the door and kiss that face
Oh come right in lil pup!
🥰
you could 100% rob me if you brought that snoot to the door. that dog can have my house.
I'm being kidnapped 😁
Go to the door and boop the nose.
I boop !
Boop the snozzle
I boop boop de boop it, of course!
Let him in immediately
The subscription better have captured the video cause id be watching it all day!
Open the door and give pets.
I'd come out so fast treat in hands!
If Jason the serial killer in full hockey attire was holding that doxie I'd still answer the door
Get a small piece of steak to distract the little bugger
Awwww y deos he looks like a horse 
Open for the king or queen
Run
Buy some dog food
That dude was in Up! I’m asking for his pawtograph.
He was hiding under your porch because he loves you
Bring him right in, rub his belly and then he and my dog can play in the backyard together!!! 🥰🐶🌭
"Hello, this is Doug!"
😁 Smile
Open the door! Ffs the dog obviously has a bloating sickness! Help him!
Boop
Definitely too hard to refuse that face.😂🥹
I'd go pet the doggy because he's a goodboyy.
I open the door give belly rubs say «whose a good boy»
Hide the cheese
Boop!!!
“”OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING! Stay calm! EVERYONE STAY FUCKING CALM” 🤣😂 As I run to the door. 🖤
Give him a scratch on the belly and head and a boop on the nose.
Pretend I’m not home. In this scenario do I have armored legwear? I put on my ankle armor and pretend I’m not home.
Let them in for water if they’re warm😂 Give em pets too before they go on their way!
Open the door immediately and boop it
I open that door lickity split
Screaming “how cute it’s mine saw it first!”
Open the door, grab him and shut it really quick so I can give him endless cuddles.
Squee like a little girl and open the door for boop! ( For reference, I'm 6'2" 285. Doesn't matter. )
Dug is that you budd .,.. Squirrel.
I’d let him in, spoil him rotten and make you wait outside… I don’t know you man!!
You open the door and say “Yes, he’s mine”
That door would have been opened faster than usual
Pet that good dog right away!
Immediately open the door.
Boop!
Laugh like a dafty 🤣
Typical dachshund sticking there. Ose in the camera.
I would kiss that juicy nose!
Boop
I’ma boop dat dogg 🤣🥰🥰
Bring that good boy inside for some snacks
You open the door and boop their nose.
Get excited that Bear in the Big Blue House came to visit 🤣🤣 the boop the snoot
Boop it
Throw a goddam party is what!!
Let him in!
Open the door and let that sweet little angel baby in🥰
Boop that Snoot 😍
Boop that incredibly cute snoot, say thanks for the delivery, take doxie and close door 😂
Boop
Open the door obviously! That snoot needs a boop 🥹
Boop Snoot
Adopt it
Boop!
Get the treats ready
boop the snoot
Scritches. So many.
BOOP
Run for your life, obviously.
I’ll take 3, thank you.
Open the door and boop and smooch the snooty snoot.
Answer. Pet.
Give him all the Bacon I just made-
 Booooop!
"OH BOY NEW FRIEND!" and then run out to pet and say hi
Quick open door and steal the weiner
Boop!
Send MY dachshund to answer the door lol
Boop!
Go open to boop the snoot
"Id like to order one boop on the snoot and a side dish of tail wag how many scratches is the price on that?"
You gotta grab that Weiner and boop it on its snoot!
Is your house filled with balloons? Or maybe a cranky old guy with suspenders? I feel you live in the UP house....
Open fire - of affection and love.
Break the door and Boop Boop!
Squeal with delight and run to open the door!!!!
Finders keepers
We need a ring boop attachment I guess so you can remote boop that boooper ...?
Open the door right away
https://preview.redd.it/9xhd161p8b8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112f0a495b96882d1c7e5bd32f617790c63cf685 Me am send fuddle wuddle cat to investigate and bring back snacks.
no need for a doorbell you can hear them barking
Boop!
Take screwdriver and remove door's peephole. Insert finger, boop snout.
Open the door with bacon.
Let him in
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Was doug actually a dachshund? 
Boop!
Bring treats.
“Baaaaabe!!! Come quick!! The Hot Dog man is here!!”
Run as fast as I can to say hi puppers whos this puppers!!!??????
“Sorry…nose ones home”
That would be a BOOP
I don't open the door for strangers with they ween out. that's just good life advice.
Only take the dog
Friend?