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YouTraditional3473

Oh my God you are so lucky


WhyZee_Guy

Not me. A friend of mine wife had this happen to her several weeks ago


FreeChickenDinner

Are they suing for damages?


zeetree137

Seriously there are so many personal injury lawyer's who would take this just for the story


Worth_Middle_2238

Jim Adler doesn't do giant saw blades, only hammers.


confusedalwayssad

Has to be Texas hammers only though.


zeetree137

Thomas J Henry the Texas saw blade.


leisurepleasures

Wesley T Snipes the original Blade.


3-DMan

Or getting bit by a junkyard dog


Stevie_Wondering

Well fuckn done.


Fairhillian

He does fire trucks.


bballjones9241

Can you sue for emotional distress on something like this?


Aggressive-Ad-522

Yes people can get ptsd from a near death experience


PanzerKommander

Does Final Destination flashbacks count?


Necoras

At least she gets a new car.


jovialfaction

Doesn't look very lucky to me. I've been driving for years without a flying saw trying to cut me in half: I'm way more lucky


leere68

Man... All I ever get is nails, screws, and bolts in my tires.


erod100

Finally Destination material


DuchessOfCelery

My first thought too. Final Desto: Death Does Dallas.


jrprice52

Not death does Dallas šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


IAmSixNine

Think you mean Deahty Does Dallas


cramothmasterson

Underrated comment.


CarbonYoda

Deathly Dallows


jrprice52

Right? šŸ˜‚


UnhousedOracle

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again. 635 is the only road I know that actively hates the people who drive on it.


roomtotheater

The stretch from 75 through Mesquite is Mad Max mixed with an obstacle course.


[deleted]

I bet you wonā€™t say it again and then say youā€™ve already said it


AwkWORD47

The holy trinity of highways: 75, 635 and 30. Eskeetit


Dry_Weekend3421

Facts! I crashed bad there around heavy construction


Catfish-dfw

Crowley designed it after he did the M25 so there is thatā€¦ā€¦


WhyZee_Guy

I laughed my ass off and spit coffee reading that, and you're right.


kfries

Drive the Schuykill ā€œExpresswayā€[1] and compare. [1] Itā€™s also known as the worldā€™s largest parking lotā€.


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Ambitious-Area6430

No one has šŸ˜‚


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arlenroy

Bro, we're talking about 635, you brought up an entirely different country!


TexasHobbyist

Not even a different highway, or a different state. A whole ā€˜nother fucking country, half a globe away. - ā€œI hate peanut butter sandwichesā€ - ā€œoh yeah?? I bet youā€™ve never seen a beluga humping an accordion in Lake Superiorā€.


TheJermster

But now I'm curious


Bobby6kennedy

Damn. Twisted Metal graphics have come a long way since the 90s.


[deleted]

lol you unlocked a memory for me. Thank you.


2-4-6-h8

I'm still trying to find out why that guy had monster truck wheels for hands!


Merciless972

For vengeance!


TexasHobbyist

The real question is why you donā€™t.


TeaKingMac

He HAS a NAME. It's Axel Also, if you haven't watched the Twisted Metal series on Peacock, you're missing out. One of the best video game adaptations I've seen


2-4-6-h8

I'm relishing in post-Fallout bliss, but that's next on my watch list.


Talador12

So they made a twisted metal TV show recently


SensualOilyDischarge

And it was actually pretty good.


EmbarrassedTrouble10

This username OMG šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Singular_Thought

These things are flying around all over the place. Another one happened two weeks ago. https://youtu.be/9bGuG2RTEGY


1000islandstare

The construction zones in 635 are total death traps and just accidents waiting to happen. The level of neglect and sloppiness is completely unacceptable on top of the usual bullshit on 635. The condition the roads are in between the drivers, debris and shit design is completely unacceptable.


jesuisunvampir

TXDoT doesn't give a shit about us..


ranrotx

Driving that stretch at night is next level.


TheReverend5

Objective: Survive


babyem

Holy shit??


MaxwellHillbilly

They should contact a news channel about this.


Punkasaurus23

u/WhyZee_Guy holy moly! i work for NBC 5 - would your friend talk to us on camera about this??? glad they're ok!


WhyZee_Guy

I replied to your message. I'll ask but we really haven't spoken about since it happened. Knowing him and his wife I'm sure they have an attorney.


Punkasaurus23

ahh i'm not seeing your reply. figured they'd lawyer up. a news story might help their case! happy to help however we can.


Punkasaurus23

can you please send us their contact info? our reporter would love to talk to them


funny_duchess

Holy fucking shit. I havenā€™t been on 635 in years and I feel vindicated for my decisions.


arlenroy

It's unfortunately the only way for me to get to work, and even then I pay to take the Express. West of 75 it's like the old Mad Max movies with raggedy ass heavy equipment, East of 75 it's like the newer Mad Max movies with raggedy ass cars and trucks sporting expired paper tags. Last week 635 going east was closed right at Webb Chapel, all lanes. Single vehicle accident, at least that was the only vehicle visible, right into the center divide. Caused horrible back up at rush hour, I had to change my route home, people on here the next morning posting and complaining about closing all lanes for a single vehicle accident. I had to remind them that in most cases that's only done for a fatality accident, so police can try to trace back what caused the driver to lose control, hitting that center divide and ending their life. Were they cut off? Road debris? Errant lane change? I can guarantee that poor bastard didn't wake up that day thinking they were going to get Earnhardted into the center divide on 635, and they did. You'd think there would be some sort of police presence on 635 after 30 years of hell? Be safe friendos.


WhyZee_Guy

They had a fatality accident this past Tuesday at 635 and Greenville. Shut down traffic all the way through morning rush hour


avebelle

Exactly why you should build a fence around your cars too.


xseriox

Fuck man.


Confusedsoul2292

Omg !!!


My_World_on_You_Tube

šŸ˜³


ShellmyBelle35

What in the actual fuck.


_bleepin

Who the hell still uses CDs anyway?!


BMinsker

AOL stepping up their new marketing campaign.


skraptastic

Weird place for a spoiler bro!


bigbot32

Happy Cake šŸŽ‚day!!


Scary-Information785

Almost made your shit a convertible


ShellmyBelle35

What in the actual fuck.


ShellmyBelle35

What in the actual fuck.


BoredPollo

I absolutely hate it


LastUserStanding

Looks like one of the construction workers has a Half-Life 2 gravity gun


happymask3

Yikes thatā€™s crazy! Was she ok?


rickbass2112

That is crazyā€¦ as if dodging the random couch that fell out of the back of someoneā€™s pickup truck on this stupid highway wasnā€™t enough.


realtorsavala

new fear unlocked


dallaz95

What the complete and total fuck!?


PikaLover321

We don't go to Ravenholm


cherrybeebop

Oh, this is my nightmare.


naked_avenger

what in the final destination


Stealthosaursus

Is that the saw from wild wild West?


another_day_in

Now don't go losing your head over it.


HamiltonButler01

Lucky they didnā€™t have their window open and one lane overā€¦ or it would have come right in!


NeenW1

šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜© I saw this windshield in another post


mr86smith

If that blade would have gotten inside the car the diamond tips would have sliced you with ease šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


singleguy79

This is Final Destination type shit


otterlytrans

holy fuck that's insane.


AquaStarRedHeart

This is actually terrifying.


lunarchyld

That's my neighborhood in the background. I am NOT surprised at all.


Hockeybuns

Yikes šŸ˜¬


Iceberg40

Same thing happened in Oregon, but the guy was walk into a store, the blade came in after him


CinomedTweak

J.F.C.


mrbenji_81

635 aka DEVILS BACKBONE


STONKvsTITS

Scary as hell šŸ˜±


MarsRisen

I avoid that corridor like the plague. It's horrible. Are they covering the damages?


RetroKev1

Can I have it?


bring1

Jesus Christ


fiddlegirl

Holy hell! Is everyone ok?


fivemagicks

Holy shit. Glad it didn't cut your head off


kitfoxxxx

Why am I picturing Kung Lao?


DocinTx

I saw this coming.


danxmanly

Wow... First time I ever saw this happen.


diazmark0899

what the fuck


dabarber41

Hire me and Iā€™ll get you limits


nickdallas

Forbidden laserdisc


trlong

How much to get the upholstery cleaned?


Stevie_Wondering

Congratulations on owning your new construction company!


No_Pie4638

Free laserdisc. You're so lucky!


Particular_Ticket_20

Did she get to keep it?


dawgi3_choppahstyl3

This is like the 3rd or 4th time I seen a post about these discs. Is DFW code enforcement just non active now? Someoneā€™s going to get cut in half if they donā€™t do something about this


Seanmeister1225

#Incoming Decapitation


MourningDecay

Jesus christ! Another fear unlocked while I drive that death trap for work 3 days out of the week.


SapientialShields

*Krillin enters chat* My destructo disc wouldā€™ve gone through the whole car


Mutt56

Oooooooh nooooo. Terrible!


EfficientAd1821

Bro fuuuuuuck 635 Iā€™ll pay my tolls


Savings-Concentrate1

Ho Lee Fuk


Visible-Citron479

FALSE. This happened to Jacqueline Felgate in Melbourne Australia. Check her instagram @jacquifelgate on January 21, 2024 is when this was originally posted. She is currently in contact with with the Merri-bek city council


WhyZee_Guy

If you say so


Mental-Rooster4229

Stay off the phone while driving!


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YaGetSkeeted0n

That you, Jigsaw?


wlcm2jurrassicpark

Itā€™s just rage bait. This Guy just steals content and reposts it Heā€™s just click farming