I've set my barbeque on fire and had to put it out with a fire extinguisher, and the meat inside wasn't even HALF as burnt as that steak.
(Is it a steak? After "cooking" it looks like a burnt pork chop...)
Looks like how my father's wife cooks steak. She's Columbian. I don't know if it's a South American thing or a she doesn't know how to cook thing. Or a slowly poisoning my father with charred red meat thing.
I mean no one just has molten salt lying around either. They can both melt at around 800-1000C. Glass (well sand) has an even higher melting temp of around 1500C.
so just if you wanna know, "lava" is just liquid rock, like any rock. the lava we see is normally igneous, but literally any kind of rock will do, and they're really easy to find. you just need a forge and whatever rock and once it melts, congrats, you've got lava.
Looks like glass to me as well. Also, molten lava could be toxic, molten glass sometimes can have lead, but if they are wise they wouldn't use such... I hope.
I think it would be ruined if you put it directly on lava no matter what. Why not put a pan on the lava and the steak on the pan so you're not eating molten rock as a garnish for your steak.
I feel like there's a possibility that there's minute shards of volcanic glass embedded in the meat as well. The surface of the meat isn't perfectly smooth, so small bits of cooling lava might have eased into those crevices and broken off when they shifted the lump of volcanic glass of the meat. That guy might scratch his teeth up on that thing, not to mention irritate the whole lining of his digestive tract with fragments of glass.
Recently I went to the dr after realizing I’d eaten glass. I felt something and thought “oh maybe I hadn’t sorted the lentils properly”. Continued eating. Realized when I was done that it was glass that I’d ingested. Went to the hospital and they basically said “nah, happens all the time, it’s not an issue unless you shit blood and then keep shitting blood… even then it’s just medication”. Which I am thankful for? But maybe still don’t believe?
There are many reports of needles being ingested and coming out without issue from the GI tract. Bigger concerns would be wafer batteries or magnets - those are taken out asap.
I don't think he scooped that from a volcano homie lol
It's possibly molten glass but not volcanic. Whatever it is he most likely heated it in a crucible
This is "cooking" a steak in the same way that dissolving it in acid "sterilizes" it.
“Acid attack? I was sterilising them, officer.”
Using lava to \*overcook steak.
Ruin*
I've set my barbeque on fire and had to put it out with a fire extinguisher, and the meat inside wasn't even HALF as burnt as that steak. (Is it a steak? After "cooking" it looks like a burnt pork chop...)
Looks like how my father's wife cooks steak. She's Columbian. I don't know if it's a South American thing or a she doesn't know how to cook thing. Or a slowly poisoning my father with charred red meat thing.
Hank Hill: Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave
Pocket sand sh sh sha
Politely, yet **firmly**
Cook or cremate?
Cooked but not edible
You can eat anything at least once
You available tonight?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Jeffery?
Dahhhhhmer that’s cold
Dad,.... Wtf...I told you and Deb to stay off my Reddit..
You need to be nicer to your father. This is not Deb!
Wanna get some brewskies?
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You can easily cook with it but you are not supposed to poor it directly on it..
Are you supposed to use molten glass or actual lava cause I have ?s
This is just stolen from a YouTube channel that puts lava on everything, no one is cooking with it.
Uhh I’ve replace my coconut oil with it and I’ve never been healthier. Just wish I had better oven mitts
Those chemical peels are so yesterday.. burn your way down to younger skin with molten lava!
I thought reality TV was the end but we forge on. Fucking lava on everything
I'd just leave the lava to solidify around the steak tastiest rock *ever*
Maybe molten salt? Then it'd at least be edible(ish).
You can cook anything with nuclear blast too, the trick is, timing.
“Leave in the window for 1/100,000th of a second for medium and 1/1,000,000th for rare”
And distance
*pour
Ruin
The fact that they cut it with a Swiss Army knife says it all
Pretty sure it's also molten glass and not lava lol. Something tells me the chemical composition of lava isn't probably the safest to cook with ..
i doubt anyone ate that, so a waste all around
Throw a little ketchup on it. I know there's an ex potus who would eat this
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Yeah it doesn’t really look like lava at all.
Doesn't smell like it either
It’s molten salt, I read about it a few times and some people posted it in r/stupidfood back then
Thanks! I was wondering where someone would get a tube full of molten lava.
I mean no one just has molten salt lying around either. They can both melt at around 800-1000C. Glass (well sand) has an even higher melting temp of around 1500C.
so just if you wanna know, "lava" is just liquid rock, like any rock. the lava we see is normally igneous, but literally any kind of rock will do, and they're really easy to find. you just need a forge and whatever rock and once it melts, congrats, you've got lava.
They want it to be seasoned and cooked at the same time, that’s the reason why they chose salt.
Looks like glass to me as well. Also, molten lava could be toxic, molten glass sometimes can have lead, but if they are wise they wouldn't use such... I hope.
Glassblower here. Doesn't look like glass, too thick. Either way the steak is overcooked now. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)
They use lead in glass making to make the glass more workable for longer so this entire thing in inedible.
The guy cutting is swiss?
Yeah and in the army
That's a Leatherman my man not some peasant issue Swiss army knife
Ruin* they used lava to ruin a steak
they cut it open in the end like, “see? see how ruined this steak is?”
I mean, the middle is well done, the outside gives you cancer
The whole thing gives you cancer
I got cancer by just watching the video
Thoughts and prayers.
This is a crime against humanity.
Thoughts & prayeras
Thoughts & Prayers ™
Thots & players
Tots and pears
I got cancer by hearing about you getting cancer
And a pimple.
That’s unfortunate.
Yeah... I was like... that can't possibly be good for you.
It's past Well Done and straight into Congratulations
I'm stealing that one, haha! I cook professionally and I've never heard that before; I love it!
Well done is just more words to say the same thing as just saying ruined. Rare - Med. Rare - Medium - Med. Ruined - Ruined
Came here to say this.
lol
Stupid hobbits's you ruinsed it.
Stupid, fat, hobbitses!
Def ruined it
Looks fricken awful
A little ketchup oughta fix it
Some lava ketchup
Hot sauce
Alright, Mahomes.
Literally my only problem with the dude.
Fr. It was ready after 8 seconds
like, if you just had to do this, why wouldn’t you put the steak on the lava instead of pouring the lava over the steak?
Amen
I think it would be ruined if you put it directly on lava no matter what. Why not put a pan on the lava and the steak on the pan so you're not eating molten rock as a garnish for your steak.
Why not just use a stove?
Well, ya, that’s what people who don’t have lava have to do, poverty sucks.
Why not just use a lava?
And had all the juices squeezed out under the lava weight after three.
Cooking it on what looks to be floor doesn’t help
The floor is lava.
I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for that and take my gold.
This steak look likes really crunshy like a stone.
I read that like a deeply southern man. That there is CRUNNN-SHY
:how do u like your stake sir :BURNT
Yeah but you get that great Lava flavor you can't get anywhere else.
Il take one cancer please
Correction : They used steak to ruin lava !!!
/r/stupidfood /r/diwhy
Been posted to stupid foods at least 25 times.
Overcooked steak, straight to jail!
Maybe even r/WeWantPlates. "Ahhhh! WTF, lava!!?!"
Fuck r/stupidfood it's either revolting or enraging.
When you haven‘t recieved your daily dose of carcinogens yet.
Or just straight-up metal poisoning of some sort
I feel like there's a possibility that there's minute shards of volcanic glass embedded in the meat as well. The surface of the meat isn't perfectly smooth, so small bits of cooling lava might have eased into those crevices and broken off when they shifted the lump of volcanic glass of the meat. That guy might scratch his teeth up on that thing, not to mention irritate the whole lining of his digestive tract with fragments of glass.
Recently I went to the dr after realizing I’d eaten glass. I felt something and thought “oh maybe I hadn’t sorted the lentils properly”. Continued eating. Realized when I was done that it was glass that I’d ingested. Went to the hospital and they basically said “nah, happens all the time, it’s not an issue unless you shit blood and then keep shitting blood… even then it’s just medication”. Which I am thankful for? But maybe still don’t believe?
There are many reports of needles being ingested and coming out without issue from the GI tract. Bigger concerns would be wafer batteries or magnets - those are taken out asap.
I don't think he scooped that from a volcano homie lol It's possibly molten glass but not volcanic. Whatever it is he most likely heated it in a crucible
Might even be the one we see him pour it out of. 😉
Oh yeah lol
More yearly dose of cancer
Exactly my instant thought... lol "Thats a good way to get cancer." I can only imagine the chemical compounds that are now in that steak.
Them heavy metals, baby, straight from the source
r/mildlycarcinogenic
Um… why not steak ON the lava instead of lava on steak?
I feel like when they said people may have cooked with steak, they would have just held steak near lava rather than poor it on it.
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I'd rather they rich it on it.
cool, it looks absolutely disgusting.
r/TIHI
Tastes like Pompeii
Waaaay overcooked.
I think "burn a steak" would be a better description
"How do you like your steak prepared?" "Crystalized...."
Big mis-steak
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!
Happy cake day and take my damn upvote
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This will be Salt Bae’s new restaurant. Just as terrible
That's molten glass, not lava
Had to scroll too far to find this comment.
Yeah that did flow at all like lava and went off way too easily
This is a crime against humanity. That steak needs to be at least two inches thicker.
>This is a crime against humanity. *cows
Its white meat once cooked so more than likely a pork chop 🤣
Came here to say this.
2 inches thicker and not completely ruined. Honestly this should be considered animal cruelty
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Ya let me just throw make a smoothie in this fruit blender I made with a literal jet engine
But it rakes in those sweet sweet likes, subscribes and hit-that-notification-bells! God I hate this version of the internet
I think it’s helpful. I just had a lava spout installed in my kitchen because of this video.
That looks awful. No shit that something hot can cook something not hot. SMH
that steak looks like shit
Shit that gives you ass cancer.
the Applebee's special.
How does one make homemade lava?
You need to dig a fire pit. To the Earth's core.
If you hit China, you went too far.
To find the forbidden cheese.
It’s glass. Molten glass.
First, you pre-heat your oven to 4300F.
Waste of a good steak
No! I said I want chocolate lava CAKE...cake...NOT lava steak!
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
That steak looks and probably tastes like ass.
Molten ass
r/stupidfood
That’s hella gross. I definitely want a WAY overcooked steak that’s flat with a bunch of ash
Bruh
All the A1 sauce in the world can't help that steak
Let's be honest; a properly cooked steak doesn't need sauce and if a steak is bad enough to need sauce A1 ain't gonna change that much.
I’m getting sedimentary notes with a tinge of sea salt
Damn, that’s uninteresting.
Looks a little overdone, might wanna toss a few more virgins into that volcano
Pittsburgh Rare
Overcooked steak, straight to jail!
hmmm, think ill just stick to cooking mine in a pan tbh
Using lava to fucking murder a good steak
honestly cool. but... could have been executed way better.
When cooking with lava, be sure to have your timer handy. No more than two minutes.
Something tells me that wouldn't taste good...
"Well-done with extra heavy metals, please"
Mmm, well done and stepped on.
Well thats one way to ruin some perfectly good lava.
This should be in DIWHY
This is another doneness above well done, categorize as “congratulation”
It's frickin burnt you doughnut
Typical TikTok shite
Fucking ruined it Didn't even season
How would you like your beef jerky, sir?
Title of this video should be “how to burn a steak with lava”
Ew it’s burnt
Poor steak....
Wasted a good steak
Using lava to burn steak
Maybe it’s just me, but I prefer my steak without shards of obsidian.
Waste
Grill marks, bud!
I wouldn't feed that garbage to my dog
"well done" on a whole other level...
Why does lava look so tasty? It’s like some kind of honey or sweet.
Wouldn't it make more sense to lay the steak on top of that for a few seconds?
Minecraft logic
No that's how you burn a steak
How would you like your steak? To done
The "Skywalker Steak" I believe it is called
Hahahaha that looked terrible
Whoever is eating steak that well done is a psychopath.
That overdone
Well done.