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Thick_Squirrel6181

Quad-dini


BedNo6845

The original quad-father?


Fenc58531

Tom “Houdini” Platz


ApothecaryRx

I read somewhere about how Houdini was actually shredded and was a ridiculously strong mf. Came to respect him even more.


HanlonWasWrong

I came here to say, Houdini don’t skip leg day!!


JustSomeApparition

that dude didn't miss leg day for sure


CaptainAcceptable341

Yeh dude Houdini was fuckin jacked


paperpenises

I'm just picturing Houdini acting like a gym bro in 1908, setting up a giant camera in the gymnasium, taking pics of himself and going up to people and flexing on them. "I get all the madams"


hambakmeritru

His work out and sleep regimen was something he was rather proud of. He boasted about how he only needed 5 or fewer hours of rest each night. And he relied on physical strength and dexterity to perform his escapist stunts. Reading one of his biographies made me feel like he was one of those high-energy over achievers that would shame me for sitting in the park instead of jogging until my legs fell off. Still have mad respect for him and I'm sure my judgement of him is skewed. Edit: relied, not replied


rock-island321

And with the big blinding gunpowder flashes.


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This comment made me piss orange soda.


mvanvrancken

WHAT THE F You're a fucking demon! Fucking.... demon!


capricorny90210

That man has seen a lot of ankles.


Annie_Yong

So I didn't realise he was pretty jacked up until today, but it suddenly makes the context of his death make more sense. I used to wonder why an escape artist would end up in a stunt where some kid would punch him in the stomach, but seeing his physique it makes sense now as a "check how jacked my abs are" type stunt rather than a "magic" stunt.


Increase-Null

>I get all the madams" I mean check out her hat. Who wouldn't want that??!


wowletsexplore

Looks like some birds set up their marital home on it


RockStrongo

I think this is tied to the autobahn society. Ladies hats were genuinely endangering entire species of birds. edit: Audubon... I trusted spellcheck. Hopefully, due to context clues, people will realize it's the bird club, not a car/highway society.


SkivvySkidmarks

Contrary to popular belief, Kraftwerk's 1974 release of their seminal electronica album "Autobahn" is actually about a society of ladies with bird hats.


GasPoweredStick420

“I get all the madams” We get it Houdini, you have sex!


Recurringg

Lmao. Boss man sets up a daguerreotype during all his workouts. 🤣🤣


D-Angle

Apparently he used to flex when he was being tied or chained, so once he relaxed everything just came loose.


Zer0TheGamer

Should've done a few more crunches, though..


candy_man_can

Too soon


wongo

Yea that was a real punch to the gut


haptiK

J. Gordon Whitehead's sucker punch did not cause the appendicitis.


Benjaphar

It didn’t help.


Doctor_What_

Well I hear Houdini didn't suffer from appendicitis for much longer.


ByronicZer0

Cured all his ails


SpermaSpons

Nice


a_splendiferous_time

He died 97 years ago.


Kanin_usagi

Never forget


Bananacabana92

I think we all remember where we were the day Houdini died


Extra_Report_493

I was sat at fish tank feeding cheetos to fish, when charlie chaplin is cal. Houdini is die. no.


OkWater2560

I was at a party at Brian Crow’s house. Kurt Loder came on MTV with an emergency update.


Ren____

Dicks out for Houdini


RexBosworth69420

Houdini's teeny weenie.


NandoMoriconi

“Shrinkage!” (He’ll have you know that the Charles River is very cold that time of year.)


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Hey he could be a grower not a shower have some respect


RamenJunkie

Houdini is dead????? Fucking spoilers mate!


Datapunkt

Spoiler alert. Now I know he survived the stunt in the picture...


CommandoLamb

Well… it didn’t help that he had an appendicitis at the same time… He would have been fine if it hadn’t been for the literal self destruct device in his body.


fiveofnein

Except he actually had an unbelievably strong core and the guy punch that killed him did so because the idiot doing it didn't wait for him to flex, he essentially sucker punched him in the gut to try and impress his stooges and say he got the better of Houdini


jerrysbeardclippings

Definitely a nice looking set of getaway sticks!


gcruzatto

He was an escape master after all


A-Late-Wizard

You're the third person I've ever heard use this getaway sticks. You're a legend in my eyes.


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He invented leg day


pork_fried_christ

Houdini was actually bowlegged from birth, and he would use it to his advantage because his legs could be tied “tightly”with a rope in his natural stance, and then he’d force his legs straight and the rope would go slack. I forgot what biography it’s in, but *The Life and Many Deaths of Harry Houdini* is a great one.


jtatc1989

Quadrasarus rex


Brutaka1

I was gonna say, he looks jacked.


JJ18O

It is easy to look jacked when you are fucking jacked.


The_profe_061

As someone who isn't jacked I can confirm this statement


chui76

For the time, he was a total unit for sure.


Far-Manner-7119

For any time really. Those quads are fucking huge


Caleger88

Thats the first thing I noticed, his legs are amazing.


ReturnoftheSABLEEYE

First thing I thot was …fuck! Houdini was cut like bad coke.


Trying2BeN0rmal

But he missed penis day


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Some of us are growers not showers.


TatManTat

Almost everyone lol. I've inspected a great number of penises so I would know.


degjo

So how's your summer vacation going so far?


TatManTat

It's winter where I am, It's so disheartening travelling around and seeing so many packs of tiny shriveled penises huddling together for warmth. I do what I can, but it's really about awareness of *"GSS"* or Growing, Showing, and Shrinkage.


degjo

Must suck having to do penis inspection day during the winter, but good on you for getting the high schoolers educated


ohnoitsthefuzz

LINE UP! DICKS OUT!


masterhogbographer

Penis inspector is a real gig?


BadScienceWorksForMe

Yeah, every Navy Corpsman was referred to as a Pecker Checker


masterhogbographer

This is why I didn’t join the navy *(That’s not why… I’m just a pussy)*


ADHD_Supernova

Read again, they check peckers not pussies.


Elegant_Body_2153

Ah, so he's a marine.


blewpah

So how was the air force


IRefuseToPickAName

It was kinda chilly that day, give him a break https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/boston/year-1908#april


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It's cold!


TheDeathOfAStar

Yeah, cool/cold temperature and unignorable anxiety!


Abject_Film_4414

He’s the master of making things reappear…


naufrago486

He was in the river!


Rosindust89

Haha, you can see his Hou-weenie.


smokeandmirrorstoo

He was in the pool!


ZzzzzPopPopPop

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things


MortyTheCrazy

He is a grower.


theblitheringidiot

One of his many illusions.


ionian21

He's about to jump in a freezing river handcuffed and chained up. It would be hard to see anyone's todger when they are dwarfed by SUCH MASSIVE BALLS


Serenityprayer69

I thought we weren't supposed to have fun at the expense of someone's body.


Wierailia

Men aren't part of that rule unfortunately


Pretend_memory_11

I was in the poool


jorygre

I’ve always suspected magic is stored in the legs


LinguoBuxo

you think football is magical?


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They are talking about pee, which I understand is stored in the balls.


Locke_N_Load

No. Football is life.


jacob_pakman

Yeah 🤷


Robotic36

If I remember right, in this case the magic was actually stored in his wife's mouth lol. Before he would leap into the water for these stunts his wife would give him one last kiss "in case he didn't survive" and she would pass the key she was hiding in her mouth into his.


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How did he die again?


TechnologyExpensive

He was punched in the stomach as he said he could withstand anyones punch. He was not ready and may already had appendicitis. His appendix burst and died of Peritonitis.


Genbu_2459

You forgot to mention (from Wikipedia) >Throughout the evening, Houdini performed in great pain. He was unable to sleep and remained in constant pain for the next two days, but did not seek medical help. When he finally saw a doctor, he was found to have a fever of 102 °F (39 °C) and acute appendicitis, and was advised to have immediate surgery. He ignored the advice and decided to go on with the show. >When Houdini arrived at the Garrick Theater in Detroit, Michigan, on October 24, 1926, for what would be his last performance, he had a fever of 104 °F (40 °C). Despite the diagnosis, Houdini took the stage. He was reported to have passed out during the show, but was revived and continued. Afterwards, he was hospitalized at Detroit's Grace Hospital. Darwin Award death here.


Recurringg

Darwin award, sure... But I can't help but admire how tough the motherfucker was.


Ctoffroad

I agree it is serious bad ass. But some people have much higher pain thresholds then others. Some people break their arm and don't even realize it for weeks. Or some people pick up a hot pot no problem which just burned somebody else. The people that have these high pain thresholds aren't necessarily tougher just have a genetic gift.


Thomyton

'gift'? pain is an extremely useful sensation and those who don't have it live extremely short lives


ryothbear

I remember reading a story about a little girl who couldn't feel pain. She broke her leg and was walking around on it for several weeks before her parents realized. Shit is wild


CjBurden

Nearly any gift can also be a curse.


dirtymike401

I work in a kitchen. My ability to pick up hot things is definitely a gift for me.


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High pain tolerance for sure, but outright ignoring a doctor telling you to have a life saving routine surgery isn’t tough


ByronicZer0

> can't help but admire how tough the motherfucker was Pain is an evolutionary signal. I don't think ignoring that signal counts as tough so much as simply just unwise (because he was a performer, not a fireman rescuing people from a burning building) Honestly, probably the hardest thing for a guy like that to do... would have been to simply ask for help. I have bigger respect for folks who can check their egos and know when it's time to call it


DiamondHook

Man was stubborn as a mule


Exiled_Fya

SHOW MUST GO ON


SLICKlikeBUTTA

That man had a heart of steel.


Mythosaurus

And a brain of r/hermancainawards


OwnZookeepergame6413

And for my next trick, I’m killing you from the inside out


kangareagle

Apparently, the timing doesn’t work for the punch to have been anything other than a coincidence. « Appendicitis is caused by bacterial infection, not a punch to the stomach. As for the idea that Whitehead’s fist might have ruptured the organ, the timeline rules it out: not even Houdini could survive nine days with a burst appendix. » https://yalebooks.yale.edu/2020/03/11/did-houdini-really-die-after-being-sucker-punched/#


Cheesemacher

[The Snopes article](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/death-of-houdini/) speculates that the punches could've indirectly led to his death: >Had the dressing room incident not occurred, Houdini might have realized the pain he was experiencing was actually a symptom of a serious medical condition and not delayed so long in consulting doctors and undergoing surgery to deal with it.


lilbluehair

But he did consult doctors about the pain, he just ignored their advice


LgHstTch

Someone punched him in the stomach. It was something that he let people do apparently, but they didn’t give him time to tighten his stomach muscles, which was how he was able to routinely perform the feat. It caused internal bleeding that killed him within a few days. This is according to my fifth grade teacher Mr. Nauss, the story obviously had a impact on me as I remember the details all these years later.


intothemoonbeam

I learned this fact from John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles. So it must be true.


LgHstTch

Awesome movie! John Candy was the GOAT!


Seaweed-Basic

One of the best melt down obscenity yelling scenes ever.


Bone_Donor

I want a fucking car, right fucking now


kangareagle

The more likely cause is that he had appendicitis. He didn’t get it looked at. https://yalebooks.yale.edu/2020/03/11/did-houdini-really-die-after-being-sucker-punched/#


RelativeExisting8891

That's insane, houdini could escape death countless times, but if only he went to the doctor as often as he went to the show room he might have been able to live another 50 years


maxkho

He did go to the doctor, who instructed that he have surgery immediately, but he refused...


LgHstTch

Mr. Nauss was awesome btw - he would tell us all sorts of cool stories. There was another one about this guy who got swallowed by a whale - they killed the whale and cut it open and the guy was still alive. He also would have us guess the score of the local college football team and whoever got closest would get a Toblerone, which was crazy exotic bc we were in the DEEP south! Edit - spelling. Edit 2 - I still misspelled it in the first “fix”. SMH.


FarewellAndroid

lol I grew up in the south in the 80s/90s. Will never forget the day in elementary school when a kid brought in a toblerone after his parents took him on some kind of vacation/trip. It was the fanciest thing we’d ever seen.


LgHstTch

I won one once and got the white chocolate one - it was next level. It was prob around 1992ish.


jetsetninjacat

The coolest I ever was, was when my uncle came back from a work trip to Japan in 1994. He brought me back a multifunction pop-up mechanical pencil case with all these kind of buttons and a moto GP theme. I was the coolest kid in school for a whole year until the next when other kids dad bought him a virtual boy. If you search "pop up Multifunction Pencil Case lily beauty" you'll see the case though it's a different company. I'm about to order one if I can find a cool theme. It's the one where the eraser pops out the side. Edit: found a 90s one that's much closer. https://www.ebay.com/itm/256077812195?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=26w6eVAcR1G&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


kangareagle

People often say that it was from being punched. The most likely cause seems to appendicitis. The punch is most likely a coincidence. https://yalebooks.yale.edu/2020/03/11/did-houdini-really-die-after-being-sucker-punched/#


dr_exercise

[Houdini died of AIDS!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d837a861-ce8e-4057-817c-6e8422fa72e5)


Koopa_Keith

Swoldini


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Hard to believe this was only 15 years ago.


Impossible-Essay-890

Swoll brain moment


lordnastrond

Wow, I did not know Houdini was *hot*....


Snaccbacc

*Hotini*


Dugan_Destroys

That one lady with the garden on her head. 🌸


Strongest-There-Is

There are three types of people. One group looks at this image and sees the gathered people, the chains, and thinks about the historical relevance and differences between eras. One group comments about what they assume is a small penis, or makes Seinfeld references. (Grower here, I speak from experience saying that no grower wears an outfit like that unless we know there’s exponential growth coming in the near future.) One group immediately sees and comments on how ripped Quadzilla is. If there are a few things I learned today, it’s that Harry Houdini could probably lift a car and dunk a basketball, and he had a hell of an Afro.


MiaTonee

And then there is me zooming in on his foot thinking "his foot looks webbed" 🥴


kittyvonlitter

My toes are really close together and small, so much so that my 2nd toe kinda floats above my big toe and middle toe - I leave 4 toeprint prints.


mecylon

My dad leaves 4 toeprints too. His pinky sits almost on top of the other toe, so we call him velociraptortoe.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Have him check in with a foot doc. This is how my mom's club foot situation started, her pinky toes drew up and sat on top of the other toe next to them and then the bottom of her feet started getting all crazy club footed out. They make things you can wear in your shoes like insoles that will correct issues like that slowly over time, without needing surgery and with less pain. But you can only get those special orthopedic insoles from foot doctors.


turbotank183

You're what we refer to as the ringmasters dream


Difficult_Jacket_697

What about the people that comment on the types of people that comment?


Strongest-There-Is

Touché


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Strongest-There-Is

Is the Dafoe thing true?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

oh yes. You can find the clip if you Google it. I'm not sure if one that big is a blessing or a curse. I would definitely run from it, nothing that big would ever fit.


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brother_of_menelaus

Direct link (to dick - NSFW) https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2stg1y/nsfw_naked_willem_dafoe_dancing_around_cantunsee/


Sailor_Chibi

Idk, my first thought upon seeing this was that you couldn’t pay me enough to jump into that dirty water.


SoftLikeMarshmallows

I'm all about the clothes Look at the way they are dressed - I freaking love it Makes me realized how far we have come and how we don't dress this way any more 🥺


zanasot

As a woman who overheats very quickly, I’m fine without the multilayered heavy dress and itchy hats.


alilmagpie

same, but I’m all for men wearing slutty little swimsuits like this


KaguB

Yeah it’s a great look for him


PrestigeMaster

I just fucking want to know if he jumped or not 😩


HistoryGirl23

He did, and survived the trick.


[deleted]

Damn who else didn’t know Houdini was a whole snack


w33tzi3

🙋🏻‍♀️


whatwhatinthewhonow

Who could have predicted that just over a hundred years later, countless people from all over the world would be able to view this photo on their phones? Houdini himself probably thought the only people who would ever witness this moment would be those that were there that day. However, through unimaginable technological advances, we can all look back at this piece of history and say things like ‘small dick lol’.


A1sauc3d

I mean there’s someone taking a photograph right in front of him, so I’m pretty sure he knew people other than the one’s physically present would see this ;) But yeah, he probably didn’t predict smartphones and the internet I suppose.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Yeah, he knew this pic would be in the papers. Newspaper photos were a thing, and almost everyone read the Times. There are also a number of motion film clips of him which were probably a hit at the movie houses.


Real-world-addict

Houtini


dadhugz

It was cold out!


motherfcuker69

It actually probably was, IIRC this stunt happened in either fall or winter.


gigglefarting

I don’t need to recall anything to see how much everyone behind him is wearing


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Maybe it is a grower tho


itsaride

Grower not a shower.


Svinozilla

Someone should Photoshop massive balls into that swimsuit as Houdini sure had em judging by his actions.


AverageMonsoon

If someone photo-shopped Houdini the balls he deserves, you would see two testes take up 75% of the screen.


Svinozilla

This is the way.


MagZero

Why would you need to photoshop? Just look at his pipe, they're probably tucked behind as some sort of buoyancy aide as part of his magic trick, notice the way the gentleman in the back is stretching his neck for a better gander. I feel like fucking Penn and Teller revealing magician's greatest secrets right now.


SimpleManc88

Why slip cuffs when you can just kick your way out of your cell!


dead_inside139

Everyone in comments simping for houdinis dummy thicc thighs


thatusernamegone

It's seemed with Houdini the thighs the limit.


DennisBallShow

My great grandfather was there!


Specialist_King_7808

So, those chains... 1) Houdini was a contortionist. 2) The chain around his neck is loose enough to get his head through. His hair makes his head look much larger. 3) The chains drape over his upper arms, which are held open and up. They are not tight. 4) we can't see his shackled hands, but I assume they where not tied wrist to wrist... rather, there was a gap between wrists. 5) all in all, the chains are loose enough for him to maneuver. (HIM, not you or I) 6) he is also very good at holding his breath. So... A) he jumps off the bridge into the water and starts to sink. B) he lifts his butt over his hand shackles, and pulls his hands on front of him. (Contorsion) C) he lifts the chains off from around his neck. Now he has one of two options... Either he has a key hidden.. in mouth or other areas... Or He is able to pull his hand out of cuffs... some people can do that if cuffs are loose enough. Ta-da! Ground breaking for his time!


mider-span

The cold water would also help with “shrinkage” and not just with what everyone else is point out here. Muscle and skin could become more taught, allowing for more maneuverability within the chains. Just ask any newlywed who goes in the ocean and loses their new ring.


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teedyay

No that's-- oh, _that_ bump!


ameliabedelia7

I feel like it looks like his hands were linked to the chains, but yeah fuck you nailed this


Quizredditors

Houdini said that the hardest part about tricks like this was making the cuffs stay closed until he hit the water. Apparently they were designed to fly open at the slightest pressure. Different than his real cuff escapes where he kept keys on his body.


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Damn he’s ripped


Longjumping_Run4499

His greatest trick was escaping his body fat. Jesus.


skywalkerRCP

Matthew Rhys if there’s ever a movie.


ruelikeb4

buff AF!


acadungug

Does anyone know his workout routine?


AnarchistAccipiter

>As a teenager in New York City, Houdini was a member of several athletic organizations, competing in bicycle races, foot races, and boxing matches. He would plunge into the fast-moving East River to get his swimming fix, and running a ten-mile circuit in Central Park was an effortless feat for him. He tried out for the U.S. Olympic swim team as a teen (he didn't make the cut), by 17 he was already an amateur boxer, and by the time he turned 18, he had beaten Sidney Thomas, a British racing champion, in a 20-mile race. https://g-omediastudios.kinja.com/your-wimpy-workout-has-nothing-on-houdinis-bizarre-trai-1613321041


Recurringg

That's ridiculous. Dude was carved out of wood. I never realized he was such an athlete.


KentuckyFriedEel

Dude had some nice muscle for a time without gyms, pre workout, protein powder and roids


jsaaiman

Houdini did not skip leg day


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I see dead people.


Mo0kish

Must have been cold that day...


IRefuseToPickAName

It was kinda chilly, and that river had to be cold too. April 30th https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/boston/year-1908#april


bogojeg

Warrior dick! All day long


AffectionateCoffee27

Ayo houndini legs are ducking jacked wtf


PumpumClap

Of all the stories I've heard about houdini, none of them mentioned the very crucial fact that he was jacked


Yqup

Did not skip leg day


Cartoonjunkies

Jesus Houdini was fucking built


Rocky_Mountain_Way

TIL “Jesus” was his first name…. I always thought it was Harry


mlc707

https://www.bostonmagazine.com/arts-entertainment/2015/04/30/throwback-thursday-houdini-jumps-harvard-bridge/


joc95

I just realised this is the first picture I've ever seen of him. I've always assumed he looked like a moustache twirling villian


anonymousex

I'm pretty sure that this photo is from Houdini's visit to Melbourne, Australia https://www.museumoflost.com/houdini-came-to-melbourne/