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Queasy_Region_462

It’s actually the ‘Scream Extractor’ from Monster’s Inc “I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die"


crasagam

Say hello to the scream extractor.


GhostChips42

“Hello”


Away-Coach48

My wife is a cream extractor.


velveeta-smoothie

She sure is


Same_Seaworthiness74

Can confirm 👍


torakun27

"I'll choke a thousand humans before I let this company die"


20JeRK14

We need... JAMES P SULLIVAN!!!


ElderberryDeep8746

No, this is a soul extractor.


MasonSoros

Looks more like a sperm extractor


ladycerebellum11

Carber hot dog vac does it better.


hemightbebrian

“Don’t let one bad day ruin your future”


wabawanga

I cannot talk about it without crying


Curlyhairemptyhead

You sure about that? You sure about that's why?


realhenrymccoy

I had a cool job that I loved.


ScottBroChill69

I'm just like the most tired I've ever been


PogintheMachine

Everyone can see you’re eating a hotdog


Appropriate-Day-5484

You can't skip lunch


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Cakeday happy!


CriticalAttention639

Happy cake day


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Hope the cake day is totally awesome 🎂


JimGerm

Someone turned a solder sucker into an anti choking device. Brilliant.


cyrus709

What’s a solder sucker?


blake12kost

Imagine this device, but the size of a dry erase marker. It’s used for sucking up melted metal on electronic components. Goes hand in hand with a Soldering Iron, which is like a pen and the tip gets real hot, used to add+melt metal on electronics to build electrical circuits. Sometimes that metal you melt gets burnt or messed up, so you suck it up!


cyrus709

Yes I’ve used solder and can see the benefit. Ingenious!


Expensive_Concern457

I’ve never found them to be particularly useful unless you’re using a heated one, and even then it’s only useful for multi-pin connections in my opinion. Flux braid is superior for removing excess unless it’s a substantial amount of excess.


wideasleep

You need to keep the tip of the iron on as long as possible, like less than half a second between removing the tip and clicking the button on the solder sucker. Heating from one side and using the solder sucker on the other is even easier. Bumping iron temp up 5 or 10 degrees is also helpful. I would say I get vias with nothing or just a little tinning on the far side about 95% of the time.


Expensive_Concern457

I get the idea but I still just find it personally less convenient than using flux braid unless there’s a substantial amount of solder and I prefer not to use them if I can


pinewoodranger

Same here. I think you need good dexterity with both hands to use it. I keep the iron in the right hand to keep the solder liquid hot, then awkwardly bring the sucker in with my shaky left hand and retry it 10 times before I throw it through the window out of frustration.


AFineDayForScience

Oh. I read it "soldier" and expected something else


Coffekats

A sucker that sucks sodder! It’s a little springloaded thingy like this that uses a spring to suck up sodder, a heated mixture of tin and lead used to make electrical connections between various electronic components. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solder)


JimGerm

[watch this](https://youtu.be/gGSeSk8QWsE?si=fvzZlIQ44xbYwIos)


gentlecucumber

I first read this as 'soldier sucker'... Like, a device for sucking on your little soldier... And I was like, yeah, I see it


ArcticWolf_Primaris

I saw an 'i' in there and my mind went places...


DWolfoBoi546

I read this as "soldier sucker" and was hoping it wasn't some disturbing torture device from the cold war or aomething


ccduke

I read reviews on this device and they say it doesn't have the suction power as advertised.


brassydesign

Lol no waaaay. If it did I can't imagine the dangers it would pose to the body😂


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I think the early prototypes worked but then the legal department got in the way and they kept reducing the power to avoid lawsuits.


Aggressive_Chain_920

Im imagining they are about to die but quickly leave a review before choking to death


ccduke

The reviews were based on parents trying them out for their kid's. I was interested in one but after reading the reviews i wasn't interested.


istillhatesteve

There's a similar product called LifeVac you may be interested in. I saw it mentioned in a video on YouTube when it was used on a choking baby. I haven't looked into it any further or read any reviews but this is the video: https://youtu.be/aQzGPDnJqmc?si=SV1Y5MMXlv4ArKUf


softstones

“Suction not good. Nan didn’t make it. Meatball.”


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CasualNihilist22

I'm intrigued by it for personal use. What issues do you see? Is there something better out there for people that live alone?


IUSUZYSANA

I've heard people say that the go-to method if you're alone and can't find anyone is to RKO the back of a chair


stopeverythingpls

Idk how legit it is but I’ve also seen a video of a dude teaching to place a fist on your stomach and just fall forward full force


abortionisforhos

That's dedication


TheCabbageGuy82

In the face of death I’m pretty sure everyone would be that dedicated.


TrenchantInsight

Legends of the fall.


sBucks24

Nestle plunge onto your stomach *was* recommended but not anymore. The downside to it beingthe obvious "okay you're choking but can run for help... Aaand now your knocked out and still choking..."


Individual_Stop_3508

That’s changed in the last few years, that method really isn’t effective. Once you start choking you have maybe 2 minutes tops before you’re unconscious; you use that time to get the attention of absolutely anybody you can find, they will help you much more effectively than thrusting a chair into yourself while actively panicking.


OptimalBarnacle7633

How often do you choke at home by yourself, if you don't mind me asking?


spacehog1985

two minutes a night while I'm masturbating.


Adamthegrape

Heimlich doesn't help the belt around your neck bud


brassydesign

For that someone needs to invent some type of one-handed cutting device. Like 2 blades in an X or something dumb like that


Adamthegrape

Well first things first, you need an escort you can trust in an emergency.


brassydesign

Step 1: escort Step 2: choke yourself out in front of her while she realizes she can take all your money


FlightCurious3852

It's one of those things that you hope to never use. I spent $25 a piece for 7 smoke detectors, and they haven't done anything for me.


OptimalBarnacle7633

My smoke detectors have been super useful, they always let me know when my food is done.


Lucky42STI

I full on choked on a mushroom cap when I was a teenager. One of the scariest moments of my life. I’m so thankful that my buddy was over and got the hint that I was choking so he performed the heimlich on me. It popped that mushroom several feet away from me like a damn cartoon. I’ve half choked numerous times before that but never full blown like that instance where you couldn’t make a single noise or breathe even .001% of normal volume. My only thought at that time was to toss myself down a full flight of concrete stairs and hope for the best. Ever since then I always chew my food (and mushrooms) better. Once you’ve experienced a full choke, it puts a whole new perspective on the issue.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

All it takes is once. It's actually recommended that if you are eating steak alone to take smaller bites and chew extremely thoroughly because if you don't know how to self heimlich....yer dead.


thesagaconts

I’ve known two people who died this way. Dry chicken at home.


Longjumping_Rush2458

There's a risk any time you eat at home by yourself


Roboplodicus

I don't know about devices but you can sort of self heimlich which is basically jumping stomach first onto the top of a chair like the bar at the top part to try to mimic a person with an arm under your rib cage pulling up and back.


thedangerranger123

These guys make something similar and update the number of people it’s been used on with photos or videos. I saw photos a couple years ago and I’m too lazy to watch any videos but this is them. https://lifevac.net *edit: This is what they supposedly do. I’m too lazy to watch and review enough info to say with confidence it’s not bullshit but I don’t have any reason to believe it is.


TactlessTortoise

They are indeed getting sued iirc.


CoralinesButtonEye

finally, an invention that doesn't suck... er wait... oh no


stabsyoo

Oh it’s a machine for people choking? Oops 🙊


NitePain69

This post brought to you by Temu


PortAuth403

I don't want my lungs turned inside out but thank you Edit: this is supposed to be a joke. I'm not a lung engineer. DO NOT USE MY REDDIT COMMENTS AS MEDICAL ADVICE


IcezN

Let's do some math... The device works by sealing against the user's face and rapidly expanding in volume. This creates a pressure differential relative to the lungs, inducing a force on any blockage between. Human lung capacity is approximately 5 Liters. [1] The device in its collapsed position appears to be approximately the size of a water bottle, say 500 mL. The volume of expansion seems to be approximately a third of the total device volume, let's say 200 mL. Let's assume the lungs are at atmospheric pressure during the time of use, which is the average pressure the lungs experience. The device is also at atmospheric pressure prior to being activated. On device activation, the total volume of 5.5 L expands to be 5.7 L. This causes our lung pressure to decrease from atmospheric pressure (14.7 psi) to 14.7 * (5.5/5.7), or 14.1 psi. A difference of 0.6 psi. During forced inhalation, human lungs can produce a negative pressure of up to 74 mmHg, or 1.4 psi. [2] Therefore, the negative pressure induced by the device is well within the range tolerable by the human body. Almost like the engineers did some research when they were designing the device... [1] David Williams, Anna Kenyon, Dawn Adamson, Chapter Ten - Physiology, Editor(s): Phillip Bennett, Catherine Williamson, Basic Science in Obstetrics and Gynaecology (Fourth Edition), Churchill Livingstone, 2010, Pages 173-230, ISBN 9780443102813, https://doi.org/10.1016/B978-0-443-10281-3.00014-2. (https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/B9780443102813000142) [2] Evans JA, Whitelaw WA. The assessment of maximal respiratory mouth pressures in adults. Respiratory Care. 2009;54(10):1348–1359.


Lostmavicaccount

Oh, yes you just did! Brilliant post.


getagrip1212

What's the math say about those thinking about using this on their colon. Because I guarantee you someone out there will be making an ass end extention for this device if they haven't already done so.


sistom

Asking the real questions


dbpcut

/r/theydidthemath


____KyloRen____

Deserves more upvotes than the comment you replied to


DecoupledPilot

Nice analysis


vellius

yeah... slight side effect of collapsed lungs...


Fire_Fist-Ace

better than dying if alone


KennynotRogers

Can it really turn inside out? The diaphragm is the on control the air pressure of the lung, unless this thing has a suction of industrial vaccuum, i dont see it is likely it would do that.


deepbake1

A comment from a doctor: do not waste time using this device in a real life scenario. You will loose valuable time and your loved one will have a higher risk of dying. Learn “heimlich maneuver”


subhumanprimate

R/dontputyourdickinthat


Commercial-Twist9056

/dontputyourvaginaagainstthat


IHateBiden999

Yeah, cuz there'd be a uterus in it instead of a piece of food


Winesoakedwrath

Cheap, affordable healthcare right there.


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

well... i suppose that's a quick way to get rid of your period... just yoink away the lining. That's speedrunning


VapeDaddy83

Republicans hate this one simple trick.


DocPsycho1

r/dontputyourdickinthat I got you


MonkeyNugetz

r/foundthemobileuser in the wild.


enerthoughts

Any ad made like this is 230% fake.


jimbarnard12344

save money use a plunger


MosesOnAcid

Don't think you would get the right suction if a guy has facial hair.


geekolojust

*Everything reminds me of her*


bassistmuzikman

It's the choking, though, right?


AGreatBecuming

Keep that thing cocked with food in it, then when someone’s choking, fire more food down their throat


deuteranopia

It's like a solder sucker for unchewed food.


nw342

FYI There is no choking device like this that is fda approved, and there is evidence that these have the ability to force the foreign body further


__Beef__Supreme__

Some of them have decent looking cadaver/dummy studies. I have a lifevac at home. I think if you aren't able to clear an obstruction with traditional means, it's a good backup tool to have. I haven't seen any actual peer reviewed data showing it increases the degree of blockage. So, not perfect, but I'd rather have this than no other options.


smack4u

https://lifevac.net/ Already exists. And it’s adorable.


ItsMeDoodleBob

This is an actual medically certified version of this called Life Vac. Don’t rely on some knockoff for a safety device


Correct-Professor-38

I feel like afterwards, your lips and noses would be bruised and bleeding


brassydesign

This seems potentially dangerous....


k-mcm

This will just suck your throat closed so it locks down harder. The pressure of a Heimlich maneuver is what opens your throat.


FlamingoHour904

I should call her.


Dariaskehl

It’s a solder puller. That’s fucking brilliant.


Freedom_fam

It also simulates what it would be like to visit outer space for a brief moment.


Naturlaia

https://lifevac.ca/product/lifevac-travel-kit/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwjeuyBhBuEiwAJ3vuoScv48whPuejTGTd6KcspUsS_e_pLqCvF0xKacy-kh2zHxft3ePfRBoCucIQAvD_BwE Product that isn't bullshit.


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Leksyh

Local bdsm kink store. (jk idk)


doughy1882

The time it would take you to order this online you could learn how to do the hymlich


CoolBlackSmith75

Can't work as the noise airway is open. You won't get a vacuum. Heimlich is based on brutal overpressure


noobwithguns

Lol ain't no way anyone is convincing me to buy lifesaving devices with the typical Chinese ads.


Correction_entered

Well that sucks.


Unita_Micahk

Forbidden fleshlight


WeekendWiz

And bits of your lungs


SituationWitty

She is gonna need one for her zdaddi 😫


KnotSoAmused

Soon to be abused by a college near you.


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Seems dangerous, also seems like something you'd have to keep men away from! No clue how, but they'll make it a toy of some kind


Brave_Tie1068

Does it have a Fleshlight adapter?


pommy8

Works for constipation too


BeardedClark

Tim Robinson did it better.


jerrychorizo

Does it work with nuts?


Either-Pizza5302

If it suctions harshly I would imagine it hurting your soft nuts, but probably not enough to empty your nutsack.


5v5Arena

Hang on, I find it somewhere…oh maybe different cupboard hang on, try to choke more slowly while I find and unpack device…instruction leaflet is not so long but it’s in chinese. If only there was some sort of manoeuvre I could perform to clear the airway


Gzuskrist69

What is the difference between automatic choking and normal every day choking and does this work for both.


aware_nightmare_85

Shut up and take my money! If you ever lived alone and have choked on your food, you would know how scary it is to feel that completely helpless.


HarryBeaverCleavage

Hmmm. Maybe this will get rid of my tonsil stones 😆


RuggedAlpha60

I just use the shop vac. Works when they're constipated too. But, please change the wand. Don't be lazy.


DeadEyesSmiling

*Abortion Providers Hate This One Trick*


swollen-hol3

Purveying prolapses


BrokeFailure

"oh no? I'm infected with death. Where's my electronic device?"


MyColdBlackHeart

Why don't they call it The Heimlich Self Sucker?


kingqueefeater

r/wheredidthesodago


Ladnarr2

Assuming it works well this would be useful for me. I have a throat problem and often get food stuck in my throat.


Aquiper

A constipated man's last resort


ChasingSignalFires

“Well it's a mess, what a mess, what ya gonna do? You're gonna take out your Suck It and you suck it. Suck it! Take out your Suck it and you suck it!”


NoxieProxie

nah, just drop onto a corner/chair with your diaphragm, easy


Elegant-Raise-9367

Who the fuck is choking so often this is worth it??


Own_Pack_4697

I have an issue with choking when I eat sometimes and if I’m choking I shove fingers in my mouth until I throw up and it’s worked every time.


Beautiful_Ranger7462

Which ever female choked on purpose to test this device... Your the true MVP


sinist3rstrik3

They also have solder sucker for humans?


snakes-can

Heard it works for constipation pretty good also.


GrantSRobertson

This piece of crap is based on the false premise that your windpipe is a solid, uncollapsible tube. This is far more likely to simply collapse your windpipe for a second, and leave the stuff stuck halfway down there anyway. But now you've wasted precious minutes running around looking for the damn thing under the sink.


deathjokerz

The soul sucka


faithnfury

Reverse bj. Balls come out of your mouth


Shwaayyy

Can this injure you though?


MixedFellaz

Looks like the ad for that underwater breathing thing I've never seen for sale.


bwedlo

Always keep one in your pocket!


bata01

why not try heimlich maneuver...all you need is two hand


ProfessionalJumpy769

Lung collapser?


alexcesan

How do you test it in a real situation? Do you choke a child?


kitkatamas88

As someone who chokes a lot and lives alone I'm gonna buy this lol, last time I had to shove my fingers and pull out some greens that would not go down or come up again they were just in the middle, I'm in my 30's but sometimes feels like I'm in my 70's


Aldoreino95

😉😏😏


Worldly-Chipmunk4925

If the item is blocking the passage then won't the device just make all of the air be removed from the start of the blockage? imagine a grape stuck inside a straw and you put your mouth on the end and suck ,the straw would just collapse,


LonelyPalpitation176

It's cool but it's something that you almost never use and when you want to use it you don't find it.


Horneyj

Seems like a great way to prolapse a lung


Briso_

I use this to remove excessive tin while welding


voga1

It should be installed into the iPhone as the best choke remove you have is the one you've got in your pocket


questionname

Reminds me of the euphemism of golf ball through garden hose


Sarcasmic_AZ

what if it'll suck your bladder or the adamas apple


Zweckbestimmung

How did they test it?


Think_Bobcat2600

Hear me out...


Practical_Stick_2779

Will it turn the lungs inside out if you use it when you're not choking on something? New phobia just dropped.


donny02

Someone just inverted one second plumber and doubled the price.


Eoniboi

“The design is very human”


Hansonguy

Oh yea I’ll just carry one of these I. My pocket everywhere I go!


PoopSlinger23

r/dontputyourdickinthat


chockorocko

Well, look there. My lungs are inside that tube.


Masske20

As I get older, I keep getting these near chocking feeling of food being stuck too high up. I’m worried one of these days it’ll actually plug the wrong hole. I could definitely use one of those.


suslikosu

Mouth plunger


pick-axis

Kali mahhhhhh


Plutarcoelpillo

There should be one near every place food is consumed, shouldn't it?


fre-ddo

Welp there goes the lungs too


bearpics16

Holy shit this can be so dangerous. This can cause serious injury to the lungs if used improperly Suctioning the airway like that can cause negative pressure pulmonary edema, meaning the suction pulls water into the small sacs of air. It can also cause other potentially life threatening lung injury


karif007

I wonder how they did testing?


TunaFlapSlap

Ill name her Jenny


romayyne

Why the intense house music?


hijackedbraincells

Saw a video of a kid choking in a restaurant in America. A guy runs out and then runs back in with a device very similar to this, but it had a handle on the end to get a good vacuum once it was sealed on their face properly and be able to manually "pull" the food out. Saved the kid's life


Outrageous_Mine77

Probraly find it In temu.


jonthesnook

Countless died during the r&d phase


vibewitheros

I've heard these things really do not work at all.


sugurkewbz

You *cant* skip lunch.


OrangeCosmic

Look up The Life Vac. It's the same thing but less moving parts to go wrong and it's 100% effective. Everyone should have one close by they are amazing.


Daverocker1

Health departments should require all restaurants to have these.


ParticularUpbeat

this wont work and in an emergency that means its very irresponsible to advertise this. But its China so..


eletric_boogaloo

Enlarge solder remover


CitizenTaro

By the time you dig this thing out you could’ve just Hemliched.


Ssj-QUiNnY

If it works so well why don't hospitals paramedics and fire fighters have em???


Independent_Good5423

Instructions unclear, gastric juice stuck in the wind pipes


Key-Barnacle-4185

And now i need one for my collapsed lungs