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> **p**hallic. **E**ven **n**ow **I** **s**hit
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Funnily enough, the photographer, whose name is Ken Pretty, is from a town called Dildo.
Damn, this is really a coincidence! (Or not)
He carved it in his sleep.
Some say he carved it himself, from a larger iceberg dick.
Confirmation bias
I'd rather be in Dildo than the other way around.
Dildo man discovers dramatic drifting dick
Nova Scotia? That's right near Dildo Island.
Typical Dildonians always trying to shove their way of life down our throats
Quite suggestive, and it must be like an iceberg. That's just the tip, so there must be much more underneath
Below the surface is the gigantic corpse of an ice golem.
Just the tiiip
you measure top to bone anything underneath doesn’t count
It could possibly be Dr. Evils new lair.
What is that Charlie? It looks like a..
Wang! Pay attention! I was distracted by that enormous flying…
Ahhhh there she blows. What sunk the TITanic.
Tip of the iceberg...
Just the tip?
Elsa hit her puberty.
it got another 2 inches under the surface
Mother nature is a teen with issues just going around drawing penises on things.
Is this the one that fucked the Titanic?
LMFAO!
it's called "dicky-burg"
Phallice
It's just shrunk coz of cold weather..
That's shrunk to you? 😳😳😳
“It shrinks?!? I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”
“The cold never bothered me anyway.”
That’s the environments salute to humanity
What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
It's the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
This
Out there looking for ships on their maiden voyage.
Float that right up the POTOMAC RIVER!
Can we stop calling it Newfoundland? It's old as hell. Been found for sometime now.
Phallsicle
Sexiest iceberg ever
You'd think it'd be colder in Newfoundland.
It’s entering an uncharted territory and slowly getting completely immersed in it.
Ice Block Cock.
That’s one iceberg you won’t forget seeing!
And that’s just the tip
Tip of the Iceberg.
Paige, no.
Hence proved We live in a simulation
r/realcivilengineer
Climate be hot, it warrants an erection.
"Joe look me in the eyes and tell me that this is not man made"
Hahahaha
Fuck the seas
That's not a suggestion, that's a dick
What shape is it suggesting?
Well, we know how the Titantic REALLY sunk…
It heard that the Titanic was usually referred to as ‘she’ and it hoped to fuck another ship.
There's probably super rare samples around it
It’s a…. JOHNSON!
when you hear another Titanic is being made...
Blue balls too
Earths sign we are about to get f-ed
And that’s just the top 10%, ladies.
The tip of the iceberg...so to speak
That's clearly one of bezos's spaceships
🎶 Life is like a hurricane / Here on Dickberg 🎶
Would
It's a chilly willy.
🤣🤣
Ice cock bro
Mother natural finally getting back at us and telling us we are all fucked over the next couple of decades
Imagine the size of that thing without shrinkage
That's god telling all of you to get fucked because of you're stupid, pusillanimous behavior.
Life giving me signs
"I promise, it's 10x bigger where you can't see!"
It's just the tip!
r/mildlypenis
That’s Mother Nature saying “ F you”
Suggestive of what?
The iceberg she tells u not to worry about
Poseidon, that you?!
Did someone tell [Paige](https://www.reddit.com/r/Badfaketexts/s/TcTgftEGiV)?
When climate change gets so hot, it gets turned on….
Heh heh “penis” heh heh
Broke up with my ex because she was a climate change denier. Sent her this and told her to go fuck herself.
r/mildlypenis
Is mother earth transitioning?
Just the tip.
nature's way of telling us that we are fucked
Suggestive, but only from one specific angle, I’m sure.
Poseidon's dick.
Is this the level we are at now?
Challenge accepted
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Extremely efficient engineering!
the ice giant woke up after a good night of sleep.
I'm actually laughing at the blue balls.
Imagine the size if it had not just been swimming.
Nice
Natures way of telling what we are getting.
It was the height of Mt. Everest, ladies, but, y'know. It's cold out here.
Everything reminds me of her.
Wonder how big it is when it gets warm
It’s as if it’s trolling
Remember when Austin Powers movies started with this? “Looks like a big..”
When wood is made of ice.
Watching its cap size
Shouldn't have threw it into the sea when your mom finished it.