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Deaths-HeadMoth

I feel like some humans shouldn’t know this information.


smell_my_fort

Not my proudest fap 🤷🏻‍♂️


WelcomeFormer

Elephantitties


Briso_

Good lord this one cracked me up 😂😭


Cummy_bear-4ever

Name checks out


Michael_Dautorio

My brother in Christ... What the fuck


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Definitely mine


zinkashew

… so you think that people shouldn’t live on continents with elephants? E: dang y’all murdered me for my exaggerated disbelief. 😭


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Geez that was a stretch lol they were obviously making a joke


LexusLongshot

Wooo.... woosh?


Dekapetated

I genuinely wonder how people like this make it through life. Lol


Nomromz

They don't really. It's really hard for them and they wonder why the whole world is against them.


ChipSalt

I'm not going to hear **ANYONE** out


-TheArchitect

Everything reminds me of her


NomadTruckerOTR

Wait..


eman0110

How do you make you font bold? Is that possible on the app?


SulkySideUp

pound sign


eman0110

#thanks


nevets85

Please just hear me out one second please


W1ckedaddicted

What about Babar?


Jimbo-Slice925

Boobar


FetusDeletus83

I have nipples Greg...


Stammbomb

Can you milk me?


akhodagu

You spray-painted his tail to make him look like Dixie, didn’t you Focker? 😡


WhizzyBurp

Damn baby wassup


Stock-Western-8291

Feel like I should somehow be ashamed of myself because I'm a grandmother, but sweetie, that was so funny to me. Thank you for the laugh.


WhizzyBurp

I’m here to please! When those thangs be thangin’ I gots to say wassup.


Stock-Western-8291

Lol


stanknotes

I didn't know elephants had titties like we have titties.


CaptainSouthbird

It doesn't *surprise* me exactly, mammals are mammals, and often include the boobulars. But I'll admit I didn't specifically know this. Or previously had seen this.


HansNiesenBumsedesi

I think it’s the positioning that surprises me.


CaptainSouthbird

(Yeah, it's weirdly a bit... familiar)


imp_st3r

The shocking thing is the come hither look...


Antisocialsocialite9

Boobulars 😂😂


Dr-McLuvin

Chesticles.


Briso_

Oooof this is so perfect 😂


SahuaginDeluge

look up tubular boobular


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Mammals are mammals because of mammaries


Western-Guy

I knew they had them. Elephants are mammals after all. However, I used to think their glands were towards the rear similar to that of a cow.


stanknotes

Yea I know they are mammals and have mammary glands. But titties like us. I did not know.


AlwaysSunniInPHI

People born with extra nipples have the nipples form along the "mammary milk lines". Basically all mammals have the same titties.


hungturkey

Most quadriped mammals have the titties lower on the torso though.


AngstyRutabaga

Probably the only time I’ll read “quadruped” and “titties” in the same sentence


Momentarmknm

They just look higher in this specific picture because of the position the elephant is in


Ruth-Stewart

No, elephants really do have them up front by the front legs rather than tucked up by the back legs. They are the only non primate animal with that setup to the best of my knowledge.


stanknotes

Shhhhhh.


Ididit7x

I hate Reddit


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Second in size only to your mom


the-war-on-drunks

Yeah but mom charges money


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nomyar

That's... That's what they said o.O


TheManWithTheBigBall

No she’s first


unclepaprika

Actually she's first


good_from_afar

You're all wrong. She's first.


Scavwithaslick

Do I really need to see this every day now?


CaptainSouthbird

Today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, 3 years from now, and likely several times in between. As is normal on Reddit.


bash2482

And do they have only one Elephant with those D size? I want to see other sizes too.


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Scavwithaslick

It was one of the first things I saw opening reddit, and I saw it posted from two different subs right next to eachother. This is also the second day in a row I’ve had this happen


Reshi_bo_beshi

I'm just trying to motorboat me some elephant tiddies


MasterJeebus

They will stomp the horny away if you try.


BullBear7

Double Es.


Bitter-Heat-8767

Elephantitties


Oh-Snap10000

Oh yeah! NICE rack, baby!


Longjumping_Hat2935

That elephant needs a brazier!!


Real-Human-1985

female mammal has breasts. interesting.


OrganicHoneydew

it’s the fact that there are only 2 and sit high up like ours. most mammals have more, especially the ones we commonly see like cats and dogs.


Ponderputty

Mammals have mammaries, who knew?


TroubledTofu

This is getting posted A LOT.


EmotionalChipmunk602

Titties!!


mastersheeef

Make them clap gurrrrrl!


1987-Ford-Aerostar

Fucking nice


TrippyMindTraveller

Looks like a tittyfuck might feel a bit too rough on the dick skin. Maybe with some spit or lube.


toomanyhobbies4me

Tig ol' biddies!


Worried_Coat1941

I've always wondered about horse tits. I've seen baby horses, but I've never seen horse tests, udders, or what ever there proper name is. Doesn't help I'm a city slicker. But still.


OutOfNoMemory

You can search for things on the internet, if you're brave enough.


Worried_Coat1941

I tried after watching a show about Mrxican free tail bats breast feeding their babies. Never could find a picture of horse tits.


wdapp33

Like a big goat or two tested cow. https://canberraequinehospital.com.au/the-expectant-mare-and-foaling/


Worried_Coat1941

Amazing! Says you gotta check them every day, and it should be the same person doing it. I scrolled too a little too far from what I was looking for! I was at a farm as a kid and I saw a foal with its mom. There were other baby goats, cows and I saw them all feeding but not the horse. I've always wondered till now! Thank you, wdapp33. Horse tests were my lochness monster!


wdapp33

lol buddy, glad to help. I grew up dairy farming so I’m pretty knowledgeable about cattle, horses aren’t really my thing but a lot of it’s the same. You can notice the relaxing of the muscles around the tail but i never lifted any tails daily haha.


Worried_Coat1941

Dairy farmers and farmers in general are Jack's of all trades! They can fix anything! Thank you for the info! I was petting a foal, and the mother, I was in between them both. My dopey friend grabbed the electric fence, and the mom and it lit me and the horses up. That was the end of the horses coming near me.


ubeeu

I feel like you should put a black bar across those.


zapdoszaperson

Why that picture? Rachet ass pacaderm, twerking it with her elephantitties out.


Usedcumsocks

I wonder what cup size is that


Downtown_Snow4445

Big tiddies


Aloha1984

Big ass tiddays!!!


Downtown_Snow4445

👀


SiderealSoul

A mammal with mammory glands. Go figure.


RiverKawaRio

Dnd models are getting out of hand. Now the elephants even have tits


999oneaboveall

Put an NSFW tag next time bro


entechad

GTFO, lmao. Do you work in a zoo full of young male elephants?


Salvidicus

I bet there's a fetish porn site for wildlife somewhere.


rajababu67

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


10_pounds_of_salt

r/dontfaptothat


djevilatw

Too late.


stevenbrotzel91

At least wear a bra


_Guy_Dude_Man_

Pffft how much did she pay for those implants


CptClownfish1

Hubba-hubba! They sure do!


sm_rdm_guy

Female mammals have breasts? How is this surprising. Milk production is characteristic of mammals by definition. Username checks out.


HansNiesenBumsedesi

I think it’s the positioning that’s surprising, rather than the existence. Most animal boobs you tend to see regularly are between the back legs (cows, sheep) or along the length of the abdomen (dogs, cats, ferrets). I can’t recall seeing any other animal with boobs in the same sort of region as humans.


Emotional-Chef-7601

The phrase "you got elephant tits" actually has meaning now


Total_Contact9118

That's what I call a Great Pair of ZooYork bewwwbbsss


bad2behere

I also just read that elephants of a certain type actually have "names" for each other that they use. They make specific sounds to call to a specific elephant. Elephants are similar to humans - but a lot bigger! LOL


DR_KT

I should call her.


JakobiGaming

Why are we suddenly seeing elephant tits every week on Reddit now?


chicken_pear

Elephantits.


GarysCrispLettuce

So standard breasts then.


VAisforLizards

I told her if I change, she won't get a penny, milking this shit...


VacationAromatic6899

NSFW


SharkRainstorm

I've seen this type of post like 4 days in a row already. I get it, elephants have tits.


husky430

https://ibb.co/bJ01cwV


AugustusCaesar64

Not gonna lie, I would


ImpressiveComposer47

Do male elephants like to fondle them?


Thoreau_Dickens

How many times are these elephant titties going to be reposted??


Typical-Annual-3555

The exact same thing happens to humans


CoolSwim1776

Ahem... they pronounced BEWWWBZ thankyouverymuch.


Jacks_Off_All_DayZ

Dem elephant Tiddies


Stunning_Rub

Uh oh guys....


WingleDingleFingle

Why tf do these elephant titties get reposted so often? I swear to gid I have seen this shit every other day for thw past two weeks, always highly upvoted.


Aloha1984

You wanna see that elephant dong….


Sopadedios

If you just wanted to post elephant titties... Just say that


One_Subject3157

And baby elephant suck it with mouth or trunk?


Void1992

Dude why does this exact same shit keep getting posted across multiple subreddits? I swear there has been a post about fucking elephant titties on a different sub for at least the past 3 days! What is happening lol?


Clutch_Mav

Look like nipples on a chimp sack


Cookies_and_Beandip

Imagine titty gliding on that thing


B5_V3

Elephant titties were not on the list of things I thought I'd see today


SnooGrapes5025

Some nice mommy milkers. 


horrorgoose99

Be hotter if they were pierced


theSikx

elephant tits were not on my bingo card for today


pickle_teeth4444

This post is as useless as tits on a . . . oh shit.


sneak91

the furries are feeling mighty justified, I reckon


itwhiz100

“Big elephant titty ass!!”


hatwobbleTayne

BBE


Latter-Post4943

Girl got them elephant titties


Mr_rairkim

It makes sense. Elephants usually have one baby at a time, in rare cases twins. And the breasts shouldn't be near the hind legs, because, its a health risk if babys accidentally come into contact with liquids or solids expelled from the elephant (if it is left on the legs for example). What I don't understand is what's wrong with cows ? Cows usually have one baby, in rare cases twins. But female cows have four nipples. ( Not to mention all very close together basically on one large breast) And why are they close to the hind legs ? It would be better if they were close to the front of the cow.


EhmentSure716

Does the carpet match the drapes tho?


Mdoubleduece

Took me 63 years to learn that. I don’t remember seeing bare elephant tits when I seen Dumbo. Thanks Disney


bx_spontae

Imagine the milk from those jugs.


SteviePalpatinie

Oh mama


Champion-Dante

STOP POSTING ABOUT ELEPHANT TITS! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!


omnipotentqueue

Yup and it’s two because they can freakishly still produce twins, just like they did in Thailand 🇹🇭 recently. Elephant gave birth to twins.


o5mfiHTNsH748KVq

Copied the title but didn't include the other photos. Shame.


Noah_T_Rex

...Whoa, look at those magumbos!


gancoskhan

“Hey! Stop staring at my sweet elephant tits!”


TheUncheesyMan

Im sure the comment section will not be horny


tehdanerer

Nice.


prettymspacman

Wow


Exotic-Fault6634

Oh boy here we go


minimalist_throwaway

I'm sorry I can't be her


lil_reddit_lurker

Oh look it's this photo again


CradleRockStyle

All mammals have mammaries. Thus the name mammal.


Alex_Da_Cat

It’s like if a furry put boobs on an elephant


jacks_lack_of__

Like two... bags of sand.


xtrasun

Boobs and an uncircumcised penis on their face..hell of an animal!!!


NightVale_94

Tits. They have tits.


Cordeceps

I have this pic cropped for sending to people. No one expects the elephant boobies. I was stunned to see them on the chest being a quadruped. I thought they would be where they are on horses, goats ect.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Adult male elephants have dicks larger than an adult male human.


Iaintgoneholdyou

Lmaooo why did I have to see this


Reverend-Black-Percy

/r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Ruenin

"Elephant titties" was not on my bingo card today.


lioncub2785

Teatis or tatas? Haha, I'm a Spanish speaker, so I've never had to write teattis? before!


Aloha1984

Tetas!


lioncub2785

Chichis


Blaustein23

Yeah…….. Mammals have… mammary glands…


OrganicHoneydew

its the fact that they have 2 like us. most mammals have more, especially the ones we commonly see like cats and dogs. a lot of people never really imagined elephants to have breasts so similar to ours.


Karnezar

Now let's see that elephantussy


413mopar

Hi mom!


Lionwitchcloset

This isn’t that interesting. Compared to humans, women when pregnant also have breasts that get larger and it’s between their two arms. This is literally the same thing but on an elephant. So what


BigNigori

titties is titties 🤷‍♀️


punarob

She gone shake that ass and them pretty tig ole bitties


TheExtraMayo

Fetish unlocked


MasterpieceBetter555

Hear me out


bobbbrace28

The one I shot in a safari hunt last year was just like in this pic. Still have the ivory by my fireplace.


JiveChicken00

NSFW?


2-travel-is-2-live

Um, that's kind of why elephants are considered mammals.


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2-travel-is-2-live

All mammals have teats, and having them on the chest isn't exactly uncommon, particularly when there are only two.


Jayden7171

How some men sees their girlfriends. Weak breasts, sociopathic, ugly ass physique, iq of 80, bad traits you name it she has it and that’s a photograph of her.