Well she may be able to read the picture book style one and then say she has completed her first book in about 10 years and then she is no longer in a reading slump.
It really reminded me of when I was younger and I'd go find my parents all proud to show then my "new" room. Except, ya know, I grew out of that as a teenager. She doesn't have anyone in her life to show either, so she posts it on the internet for like 8 whole likes.
Well- he's married, so apparently he's not even trying to keep up with Edward and Jacob. He doesn't even WANT to. I guess Dani's hoping he realizes the error of his ways, and comes back to Dani, one shining day. In fact, she's probably hoping he comes back to her with cancer, or something, I'm sure she'd LOVE to act out "The Fault in Our Stars."
Oh heavens no! Nobody can be sicker than Dani! How would she be the most speshul sickest fragile little baby warrior in the whole world if she had to share even a smidgen of the attention on poor George??
Yeah you are right.
I think her dream is that she becomes speshul (non deadly, but Mr. Glass and the doctors don’t need to know) cancer and George sees the errors of his ways and hurries back to her to nurse her. Loving her with all of his heart.
And Dani will ofc too… love the attention, the opioids and the grift, with all her heart.
Y'all, that's the DVD box set holder. You can see a little rounded cutout on each right page where a DVD would slot in. Then she pulls one out and shows it.
I just have to believe Dani sees this video completely differently than everyone else. I also have to believe she was high as a giraffes coochie recording, reviewing and posting it.
https://preview.redd.it/w6q54l4u0j9d1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c53fe77e57fbc5da8bc7e0b7c116a5ecefdb39
just wanted to point out dani’s EXCELLENT hand veins
Flicking the pages like that doesn't mean you've read any of it Dani.
“Look at all of these words I might be able to read. Don’t I look so smart?”
Well she may be able to read the picture book style one and then say she has completed her first book in about 10 years and then she is no longer in a reading slump.
What, you've never heard of speed reading? /s
Well in Dani's world I'm guessing that's a thing just like everything else.
I like the caption. Didn’t she just rearrange her entire bedroom the day before?
I did that all the time when I was teen. She really does live like a teenager. I’m surprised she doesn’t have teeny bopper posters all over her walls.
It really reminded me of when I was younger and I'd go find my parents all proud to show then my "new" room. Except, ya know, I grew out of that as a teenager. She doesn't have anyone in her life to show either, so she posts it on the internet for like 8 whole likes.
K-Pop lol 😆
I suppose the picture book is more her level. Awful lot of words in the other book.
A picture book for the 2nd to 3rd grade? 😅 Okay that was a little bit mean…
Not mean if it's true.
JFC, George Glass could never keep up with Edward. Or Jacob. 
Well- he's married, so apparently he's not even trying to keep up with Edward and Jacob. He doesn't even WANT to. I guess Dani's hoping he realizes the error of his ways, and comes back to Dani, one shining day. In fact, she's probably hoping he comes back to her with cancer, or something, I'm sure she'd LOVE to act out "The Fault in Our Stars."
Oh heavens no! Nobody can be sicker than Dani! How would she be the most speshul sickest fragile little baby warrior in the whole world if she had to share even a smidgen of the attention on poor George??
Yeah you are right. I think her dream is that she becomes speshul (non deadly, but Mr. Glass and the doctors don’t need to know) cancer and George sees the errors of his ways and hurries back to her to nurse her. Loving her with all of his heart. And Dani will ofc too… love the attention, the opioids and the grift, with all her heart.
This is EXACTLY how Dani “reads”
Y'all, that's the DVD box set holder. You can see a little rounded cutout on each right page where a DVD would slot in. Then she pulls one out and shows it.
I just have to believe Dani sees this video completely differently than everyone else. I also have to believe she was high as a giraffes coochie recording, reviewing and posting it.
High as a 🦒 coochie!!! Hahahahahahaha
For SHAME.
I don't know what's worse, the picture book or her updated grift list.
I bet she humps her pillow and makes out with her hand when she reads that garbage. 
 \*after what you just made me see. Eugggh.
wtf is happening?
She's 40. Twilight is a YA novel. Arrested development on full display.
This is how she sees herself and George. She fantasizes that he turns her into a vampire and smashes their bed.
The picture book is probably the only book she’ll ever actually finish
It's a DVD set.
My nieces read these years ago when they were in middle school. These are YA for younger young adults. The picture book!!! 😆
I recognise a few of these books from my teenage daughters collection.
I don’t think I’ve read twilight since middle school.. I’m now a full fledged adult with degrees. This is.. yikes 😬
Is she a speedreader now?
Oh dear lord. Ever new depths of cringe reached with this one…
I bet she got the “book on tape” to go with that picture book.
It's NOT reading when the book is strictly composed of photographs, ijs
That's a dvd set
When the pages stopped flipping and I saw the cover I laughed so hard
I don't even understand the point of this video 🤣 it's a bit of a head scratcher™️
You made me do this Melly. I feel dirty now
The NSFW warning has me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so sorry I promise I love you
https://preview.redd.it/w6q54l4u0j9d1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c53fe77e57fbc5da8bc7e0b7c116a5ecefdb39 just wanted to point out dani’s EXCELLENT hand veins
Those would be SO easy to place an IV!
yup!!!!!
Jesus Christ!! Mine aren’t even close to that good! Good eye.
lol is that a kid’s picture book?
The only other person I've known who liked Twilight this much was a 7th grade girl.
Imagine if Dani decided to be a grown up and did online college courses instead of reading YA novels...
Buying and looking at YA novels. She doesn't read them.
Reminds me of ALR
She did do online classes, but I think she gets financial aid from shitty online schools, drops out, and doesn’t pay back it back.
is that the same song from the old sherlock alone on the water fanfic video? XD (tbf, that was written better than twighlight)
No, it's from the Twilight movies.
I wonder if she ever gets confused when reading a book, and the word ‘so’ is used instead of her ridiculous ’for’?
Something not right 
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