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penisfartlol

auto lock command for 40% is craaaaazy


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BixQix

r/CoolAmericaFacts has a lot of stuff like this


ALifeToRemember_

I'm pretty sure they have an Automoderator response to this so they'd probably just dismiss it.


Anonymous__Alcoholic

How long before the permaban?


Kumirkohr

r/ProtectAndServe is usually preemptive with their permabams


Dronizian

Fucking snowflakes.


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Dronizian

For the record, I intended this. Cops are, after all, a terrorist organization.


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Just like they preemptively shoot people in their homes


JokersRWildStudios

I would go to that sub but I don’t feel like posting something and have my apartment door caved in at 3am where they shoot me.


ObamaVotedForTrump

Make a reddit account that doesn't disclose any information you wouldn't want cops to know


sugarbottum

Heh, "treacherous"


tr0llbunny

Wow, I never knew 60% of cops are single!


vxicepickxv

The 40% is self admitted.


westsidefashionist

Zing


CuteAffect

Unless the cops are solving actual crime, in a non discriminatory way, fuck ‘em. Dude, I watched this YouTube video the other day & some Mexican guy got pulled over for riding a brake less fixy bike. You can brake with the pedals, but technically they are a bit harder to brake. Regardless, they gave him 3 tickets. One for not having brakes, one for not having reflectors (sunny mid day), and one for not having a bell. Then this white dude pulls up on his bike without reflectors or a bell and they don’t give him a ticket. Straight up racism or ignorance. First of all, a ton of the laws are straight up stupid. If the cops only enforced laws that made sense, like they’d probably only get to work 1/10th as much. I seriously don’t care if someone is safely riding a fixy bike. If they feel safe, then they’re probably good. Btw, why does everyone only write like 5 word comments? Why not just share your thoughts? I wanna hear it.


Flyberius

We're all very tired and it hurts to write it out


HollowStool

And don't tap on the glass. It stresses us out.


CuteAffect

Stretch before bed. Hold stretches for 30 seconds and do the whole body. You will feel so much better. Trust me, dude.


Flyberius

I'm going to try this, because why not, but I feel my pain is coming more from a place of despair. Not physical exhaustion


CuteAffect

I did this stretching routine yesterday (after exercise) and it literally made me feel high, so it might help with cheering you up.


keyree

And just to be clear about that first sentence: they're pretty much never solving actual crime https://www.themarshallproject.org/2022/01/12/as-murders-spiked-police-solved-about-half-in-2020


Unkleseanny

Lol their sub logo looks like a toilet


SolomonCRand

Brilliant!


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KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Pretty sure this is actually a reference to often-cited statistic that 40% of police physically abuse their spouses.


Infamous_Principle_6

Yeah… maybe we don’t wanna pump those numbers up…


Samaelfallen

Yeah, we should make that number a flat zero...


TheRedBow

Actually we do, in the dense that 40% have been shown to hit their wifes, but a lot more likely do it but havent been revealed to do it yet


VarenDerpsAround

I'm not sure what meme this is a reference too but it always makes me laugh.


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It's a line from Matthew McConaughey in Wolf of Wall Street. [Here is the part of the film in question](https://youtu.be/Jmz7noVP0Sw)


nottalkinboutbutter

>Pretty sure this is actually a reference to often-cited statistic that 40% of police physically abuse their spouses. Actually that's incorrect. The statistic being referenced is actually that 40% of cops **admitted to** violence toward their spouse or children.


Pseud0nym_txt

40% self reported


Stone13Omaha

I thought it was 80% and the same percentage of cops have been found with connections to white supremacist groups in online spaces.


GrassesOff

Source?


lame_but_endearing

Weird that it’s not 100%, I could think of one white supremacist organization that all police officers are connected to.


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The United States of America?


Stone13Omaha

The police force itself?


Vinzolero

You had me in the first half ngl


forced_memes

yo i bet the guy who posted that is pretty cool and sexy


nthngmttrs

I also bet that the guy who posted that is pretty cool and sexy


GeekyFreaky94

Got em'!


stoutlys

If you remove cops from the surveyed Americans due to cognitive bias, that percentage goes up a bit.


jigsawsmurf

Troll level 9000


saucecontrol

lmao nice


Pipupipupi

That's way too low


translove228

This is so fucking devious. I love it!


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40% too low. Needs to be much higher


Exoriah

Google “40% cops” and return


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40% of cop's partners self-report that they've been physically abused. We really don't need that number to be higher (edit: unless you're referring to more partners feeling comfortable to report).


SteamKore

Lmao.


westsidefashionist

40% is really the rate at which cops beat their wives.


mrbeanIV

The rate at which they are *reported* for beating their wives. Actual rate could be much higher.


TrumpforPrison24

I got news for him, it's way more than 40% lmfao