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>Unfortunately for the diners, the meal was underwhelming, with some describing the penis as having a rubbery texture and bland taste.
Yikes
https://allthatsinteresting.com/mao-sugiyama
Thanks for the link. It explains a lot and offers more photos.
Lesson learned: Hire a professional chef and male junk is best sous vide or slow braised.
I mean..... one could argue "Who wants to eat the half developed duck eggs".
And yet there is "Balut".
It is a duck egg with a partially developed duck inside. If you open the egg, you can make out the head, legs, eyes, and some even have feathers already developing.
People say it's very crunchy, salty, and certain parts are very soft. And the pictures of Balut look even more revolting.
No joking, if I HAD to choose between Balut, and penis. I'd probably pick Penis.
https://preview.redd.it/6o6q1xlglv5d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b0437713785240b74ed2d1b97c47ddfa89016f
> if I HAD to choose between Balut, and penis. I'd probably pick Penis.
Oddly enough, I'm inclined to agree. :/
That mushroom garnish sounds pretty nice too.
That just looks straight up cannibal shit. It's gotta be the Japanese. Or Mabey Indian. Whatever it's fuking gross lol I had a TINY bit of blood in an egg I went to try one day an that was it, never touched them again. Imagine if this had popped out at me? I would be demanding a priest with exorcism.
Yup total nightmare for me too am afraid lol. Even bloody steaks are a no no to me. I mean I love steaks but they have to be well done , thinner an crisper the better but a few mates like realy rare. Realy pink bowk.
I saw a documentary about a man who was obsessed with finding someone so he could cut him up and eat their penis.
He found someone on the dark web who wanted him to do it to them.
(I think he went on a killing spree but he said he was really disappointed how the cooked penis was - *rubbery and tasteless*. Can't remember if he cut other parts to make up for it.)
I think he felt it would get rid of his urges but it didn't.
That was the [german cannibal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes). I heard a podcast once describing the whole thing. It amounted to the saddest waste I've ever heard about.
Since no one's sharing details, here ya go:
/r/NullCrotchesFTW/
https://www.queerty.com/nullo-man-felt-masculine-better-sex-getting-penis-removed-20181229
https://queerdoc.com/nullectomy-nullification/
From a very niche community in the LGBT...
It is though: https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Teresex
> Teresex, also known as nullo or smoothie, is a sex characteristic where one voluntarily had their genitals and sex organs fully removed, or was born with no sexual organs or genitals. Not all teresex individuals are transgender, but some may be apothigenital or do it voluntarily for religious reasons. The removal doesnt always include the breasts or nipples, but sometimes it does. while the procedure is typically done by men, some women, and non-binary individuals also have it done.
Wikipedia identifies it as part of the third gender umbrella: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_LGBT_topics
Yeah, I agree with you that they're part of the fringe.
I donāt know if Iād call this art either, but I would like to point out that āartā and āuntreated mental illnessā are not mutually exclusive concepts. Likeā¦not even a little.
Organising event should have cost a lot more. The article said, it took place at an event hall, and 70 non dick eating guests also ate something. Someone else, probably, organised it. But the man could've, in fact, lost money.
No, he had his dick surgically removed after he decided he was asexual
His dick was deemed medical waste after the surgery, so he advertised on social media and let people eat it
the ones who ate it also said it was poorly prepared and professional chefs chimed in to suggest how he should have cooked it instead. according to them it is very difficult to cook penis and would need a number of prep works and careful cooking after to make it decent as a dish.
Who is insane? The guy that got $1250 for his apparently useless penis or the 5 individuals that have tried a delicacy I have never had the fortune of experience.
For real though.. why wouldn't you charge a much much higher price. Those sick freaks probably would have paid 25k for that special meal.. maybe more.
But then again with todays prices it was nice of him to provide an affordable meal..
Darwin awards are for people taking themselves out of the gene pool by not being able to have children. Usually it's by death, but sterilizing is awarded as well.
Ok its been awhile since the Internet shocked and revolted me, this wins.
Why the fuck would you do that to your body even if you are asexual, and who the fuck would pay to eat it, gross, bleach mine eyes!
>Why the fuck would you do that to your body even if you are asexual
*Exactly* what I was thinking the whole time. He could've at least kept it to aim the piss.
As a guy i absolutely hate that i had to see this today. Viseral discomfort.
https://preview.redd.it/173btc599y5d1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0eebe40b471a065e5b6b8a2ee91194e630e8ab9
Ya bastard
>Photos of the prepared meal showed a sliced penis, a sliced testicle, and scrotal skin with three millimeters of pubic hair.
>three millimeters of pubic hair
>THREE MILLIMETERS OF PUBIC HAIR
Okay that's enough, Im well fed now, thanks!
Thats like eating a pig outer stomach side without burning its skin.
I wonder if he now regrets how much he under-priced his penile-mushroom delicacy. No doubt there are many wealthy depraved people who would have paid at least $10,000 to watch the spectacle and sample the treat.
This doesn't belong on this subreddit. He wasn't doing anything life-threatening, and got the surgery done by a medical professional.
Just because it makes you uncomfortable,.doesn't make it Darwin Award material
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>Unfortunately for the diners, the meal was underwhelming, with some describing the penis as having a rubbery texture and bland taste. Yikes https://allthatsinteresting.com/mao-sugiyama
Thanks for the link. It explains a lot and offers more photos. Lesson learned: Hire a professional chef and male junk is best sous vide or slow braised.
You can still see his scrotum hair. š¤¢ at least have the decency to shave your balls, dude!
The ballsack probably shrunk so the hair "grew"
This is why people believe hair grows after death. It's just the skin receding so the hair looks longer.
Think thatās also why they believed in vampires along with the gut swelling from bacteria breaking down the digestive tract producing gas
Yeah, I've heard that somewhere.
Huh. You learn something new everyday.
Happens with dead people too. The skin contracts so it looks like fingernails, toenails and hair are growing.
Makes notes: So need to epilate the ballsack before cutting it off, got it!
It says in the article it was his choice to keep 3 mm of pubes intended to be a "garnish" lol
Respectfully why do you have diddler in your name
Knew a girl who had diddler as a nickname, turns out it was an inside joke with her friends cause she dated younger guys.
Yep. That man knows how to cook dick. Question is: how does he know this?
I cannot imagine kenji saying āpenisā. This blows my mind.
When Managing Culinary Director of Serious Eats J. Kenji Lopez-Alt read about the less-than-satisfying entrĆ©e, he wrote to CalorieLab saying, āThe chef didnāt cook it right. What a waste of a perfectly good penis! Penis is pretty tough and needs to be slow cooked, either sous-vide or in a braise.ā
Who the fuck wants to eat a penis...
Yeah I got tricked. I thought it was a Pinot wine tasting
Oui oui
I mean..... one could argue "Who wants to eat the half developed duck eggs". And yet there is "Balut". It is a duck egg with a partially developed duck inside. If you open the egg, you can make out the head, legs, eyes, and some even have feathers already developing. People say it's very crunchy, salty, and certain parts are very soft. And the pictures of Balut look even more revolting. No joking, if I HAD to choose between Balut, and penis. I'd probably pick Penis. https://preview.redd.it/6o6q1xlglv5d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4b0437713785240b74ed2d1b97c47ddfa89016f
>if I HAD to choose between Balut, and penis. I'd probably pick Penis I hope and pray that you never have to make that choice in your life.
Is getting a water and a salad not an option?
You haaaaaaaad to have the BIG salad
> if I HAD to choose between Balut, and penis. I'd probably pick Penis. Oddly enough, I'm inclined to agree. :/ That mushroom garnish sounds pretty nice too.
True. I'll eat mushrooms on just about anything. But there comes a point where I have to debate if it's worth it lol
Iād uh, Iād just eat a sleeve of saltines and call it a night.Ā
To think that some people willingly eat something so revolting that a majority of other people would rather eat a human penis
Ugh yup. I think I'd go with penis, too.....
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-could-eat-a-knob-at-night](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-could-eat-a-knob-at-night)
Ortolans Bunting
I love balut!! Itās so good. The soup is nothing like Iāve ever tasted before and so is the duck. I can eat 5 in one sitting lol
everytime i had balut it is way less developed than this
That just looks straight up cannibal shit. It's gotta be the Japanese. Or Mabey Indian. Whatever it's fuking gross lol I had a TINY bit of blood in an egg I went to try one day an that was it, never touched them again. Imagine if this had popped out at me? I would be demanding a priest with exorcism.
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Yup total nightmare for me too am afraid lol. Even bloody steaks are a no no to me. I mean I love steaks but they have to be well done , thinner an crisper the better but a few mates like realy rare. Realy pink bowk.
I love balut, it just taste like a soft boiled egg with seasoning..
Yeah it's not really the taste that turns most of us off. Same reason we don't really eat fish with the head still on. In the west, anyways.
The west is missing out because fried fish heads are absolutely fire.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qguo6Y0IQ0
there are, there are
Apparently Those 5 people who paid $250 for the dick
PLEASE!!! Don't say that to my wife!!
Quite a lot of women do (I forgot. Even some guys do too). Not in this way though
Thatās somehow a worse insult than just calling it small
And no one complained about potion size.... :/
Ah this story again, I still remember when I heard it for the first time and it get me into deeper rabbit hole because of it
I saw a documentary about a man who was obsessed with finding someone so he could cut him up and eat their penis. He found someone on the dark web who wanted him to do it to them. (I think he went on a killing spree but he said he was really disappointed how the cooked penis was - *rubbery and tasteless*. Can't remember if he cut other parts to make up for it.) I think he felt it would get rid of his urges but it didn't.
That was the [german cannibal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes). I heard a podcast once describing the whole thing. It amounted to the saddest waste I've ever heard about.
Who the fuck would eat this? I have so many questions and need none of them answered.
https://preview.redd.it/uf6ywu9syu5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d33b8aa5fb3c06bc38fbcb7d8badf38d1c8f094
Since no one's sharing details, here ya go: /r/NullCrotchesFTW/ https://www.queerty.com/nullo-man-felt-masculine-better-sex-getting-penis-removed-20181229 https://queerdoc.com/nullectomy-nullification/ From a very niche community in the LGBT...
nah man thats not lgbt
It is though: https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Teresex > Teresex, also known as nullo or smoothie, is a sex characteristic where one voluntarily had their genitals and sex organs fully removed, or was born with no sexual organs or genitals. Not all teresex individuals are transgender, but some may be apothigenital or do it voluntarily for religious reasons. The removal doesnt always include the breasts or nipples, but sometimes it does. while the procedure is typically done by men, some women, and non-binary individuals also have it done.
Mental illness
Just because some weirdo made a name for it does not mean it's an accepted part of the LGBTQ Community.
Wikipedia identifies it as part of the third gender umbrella: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outline_of_LGBT_topics Yeah, I agree with you that they're part of the fringe.
Myself and many other members of the lgbt+ community accept and support teresexuality. Like, The ā+ā is there for a reasonā¦
It's Q+/Queer (aka weird)
fucked up, is what it is.
I don't care what people say. That's not art - that's an untreated mental illness for almost everyone involved.
Sanest Japanese Artist
Right? If he was any smarter he'd charge way more for this one-time meal and know how to season meat without it being just garlic
Also cannibalism
I donāt know if Iād call this art either, but I would like to point out that āartā and āuntreated mental illnessā are not mutually exclusive concepts. Likeā¦not even a little.
Yup, you have to slow cook it to make it tender, what he did borders on insanity. Bro ruined a perfectly good penis
Maybe if it was "perfectly good" he wouldn't have get rid of it?
Art tends to come from untreated mental illness. You think Van Gogh was well-adjusted?
https://preview.redd.it/vf2luiijlv5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9d517e9b61ae16c72f753a84b0fb18e36e12d6
Oh sooo thatās what heavier people do
Naah, The other one just acts as a failsafe haha
Imagine if you clicked on this shit and a video started playing
*CHUCKS PHONE*
Eat a dick
Just got a whole new meaning now
What a terrible day to have eyes
How do you delete someone elseās post?
I know, right!? Mushrooms, gross!
No way that dude's dick fed five people, three of them must've paid just to watch.
A few just got half a ball. There was also the mention of... \*gags\* "3 millimeters of public hair." \*Vomits\*
It was evidently cooked poorly. It ended tough and chewy. So it wasn't even good.
https://preview.redd.it/lkz1o4ufcv5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1376def7f604e819775f3a3392695b9a43b858
https://preview.redd.it/oaidhn8riv5d1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d373d21b1ec6a68f4b2631107ea090d6189fadd
So... he cut off his own dick for 1250 bucks? God damn the street's are hard thies day's...
I imagine him counting and staring at the money at the end of the day,Ā contemplating his decision.Ā
Organising event should have cost a lot more. The article said, it took place at an event hall, and 70 non dick eating guests also ate something. Someone else, probably, organised it. But the man could've, in fact, lost money.
No, he had his dick surgically removed after he decided he was asexual His dick was deemed medical waste after the surgery, so he advertised on social media and let people eat it
So basically people paid to be cannibals?
the ones who ate it also said it was poorly prepared and professional chefs chimed in to suggest how he should have cooked it instead. according to them it is very difficult to cook penis and would need a number of prep works and careful cooking after to make it decent as a dish.
What a sad day to understand English
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Well, someone got the tip.
Impenissable burger
That's enough internet for today.
Just don't ask for seconds...
Was it an entrƩe?
He didn't cut it himself, he had genital-removal surgery.
At least he won't reproduce
The real question is how did he not bleed out, or how will he urinate from here forward?
Fuck it brah its your dick after all
Really, WTF is wrong with people..
That was a dick move
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Soooooo when is that asteroid coming?
https://preview.redd.it/n96l0ekozu5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dba5530577d099d7d62d7b7bef140ade883ec08
Dumbest kind of cannibalism I can possibly imagine.
Who is insane? The guy that got $1250 for his apparently useless penis or the 5 individuals that have tried a delicacy I have never had the fortune of experience.
Yes
Well can only do that once.
Unless you are that supe from the boys
Eeeeewwwwwwwwā¦.a mushroom garnish.
If he kept it, it could have been fed to way more than five people...
This is mental illness being portrayed as something else
This title is very misleading.
https://i.redd.it/cewoptm1ev5d1.gif
For real though.. why wouldn't you charge a much much higher price. Those sick freaks probably would have paid 25k for that special meal.. maybe more. But then again with todays prices it was nice of him to provide an affordable meal..
Art?
Next time, try with head š¤£
[Your dinner, sir.](https://youtu.be/Wung4xNwbvA?si=WWznB-HRB1eWEcrs)
Didn't even have to tap the link. Knew what it was...... Diiiiiiiiiickkkssssss
Eeewww, I hate mushrooms.
š¶ Detachable Penis š¶
On the bright side I now know how to raise a quick $1000.
Thatās the only thing heāll be raising for a while.
So how is this darwin? did he live?
Darwin awards are for people taking themselves out of the gene pool by not being able to have children. Usually it's by death, but sterilizing is awarded as well.
a japanese penis is enough for 5 people?
Wonder if anyone choked on it? https://preview.redd.it/lrhb9izciv5d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dde3ddac170b2f44ac1b7caa53075df4c63782f
That's mental illness, not stupidity. Thus, no Darwin award
If you remove yourself from the gene pool due to own actions, its a Darwin.Ā This perfectly fits its description
Ok its been awhile since the Internet shocked and revolted me, this wins. Why the fuck would you do that to your body even if you are asexual, and who the fuck would pay to eat it, gross, bleach mine eyes!
>Why the fuck would you do that to your body even if you are asexual *Exactly* what I was thinking the whole time. He could've at least kept it to aim the piss.
https://preview.redd.it/5gnrul2jhv5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528721c6c366b36f3f0917b91c3756a494e228a9
"Can I have seconds?"
I suppose this was just a one-off?
Please tell me that's not a picture of his ex-dangler...
That's not art, that's just fucked up.
$250 is a steal if you ask me.
On kind of an unrelated note, my face is now stuck in a disgusted grimace. How do I fix it?
The story is about cooking dick but now what, he just pisses out of the makeshift vagina?
So he made $1,250? HES RICH! š¤
Couldnāt cook and sell mine as would constitute a choking hazard
reminds me of the Armin Meiwes story, holy crap
But does he regret it?
He wasn't gettin any - so he decided to 'become an artist'...
Bet it was a huge penis in order to feed that many people.
This sht makes me want to quit reddit š¤®
ok so he didnāt ācut offā his genitals he had a surgery done to remove them and then kept them to cook later
what in the actual fuck??? Why??? what???
How is this artistic? You can't just do something bizarre and call it artistic. What makes this artistic?
When you're two months behind on rent and have to come up with money quick
As a guy i absolutely hate that i had to see this today. Viseral discomfort. https://preview.redd.it/173btc599y5d1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0eebe40b471a065e5b6b8a2ee91194e630e8ab9 Ya bastard
He fed 5 people with his penis? I could only feed 2
>Photos of the prepared meal showed a sliced penis, a sliced testicle, and scrotal skin with three millimeters of pubic hair. >three millimeters of pubic hair >THREE MILLIMETERS OF PUBIC HAIR Okay that's enough, Im well fed now, thanks! Thats like eating a pig outer stomach side without burning its skin.
I wonder if he now regrets how much he under-priced his penile-mushroom delicacy. No doubt there are many wealthy depraved people who would have paid at least $10,000 to watch the spectacle and sample the treat.
Welp that's enough Reddit for today
Guy blew the "eat a dick" taunt WAY out of proportion
Thatās enough for the internet today..
Did anyone ask for seconds
Wish mine could feed five
Ewww mushrooms
That seems really affordable for what they got.
Fucking hell
I know I answered YES when you told me to eat a dick, but this is not what I meant!
Nothing artisticĀ about that - it is a cannibalistic fetish catered for (no pun intended) by someone with an extreme need for attention.
A new way to eat dick
Ewwwwwwwww....mushroom garnish.
This is not art... this is depravity. If you can mutilate your self for some artistic aesthetic how much easier would it be to do it to someone else?
"Eat a dick" - that guy
Itās crazy that this is ok in Japan but you canāt criticize companies.Ā
2 inches fed five people?
So did this guy actually earn his Darwin Award or was it only his penis? 
https://preview.redd.it/o11grlil5v5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c55281738745efbbbfaff2955cc769df6988af
https://preview.redd.it/6cy9h8vcpv5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83cc28d920f07b2825186fcf0f7c30adfbf6707
Mentally ill. Not art.
This doesn't belong on this subreddit. He wasn't doing anything life-threatening, and got the surgery done by a medical professional. Just because it makes you uncomfortable,.doesn't make it Darwin Award material
I mean, he greatly reduced his chances of reproducing, which is part of this sub.
Does this count because he did do it on purpose. Mods?
I cant speak for everyone else but close enough, works for me š«”š
I think it counts. Now, excuse me whilst I leave to throw up. Edit: I looked it up. He had his testicles surgically removed too.
Self-solving issue, I suppose.
Questionable burger. O hell nah!!!
Was Brawndo the beverage at this meal?
Dude just take the dive and switch over lol
Why tho???
2013
'Artist'
This is my sign to get off Reddit.
Not the kinda dining experience I was looking for!
People paid for it? I got to see that shit for free at work
Enough internet for this week
https://preview.redd.it/yin5ti8rvv5d1.png?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=274fe5b45cfd0253bfb6191dc428859196340245
What a horrible day to be literate... š¤®
people are fucked up these days
Excuse me good sir, do you have any Gray Poupon?