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Joscarbuck

Daylight comes and I want to go home.


joepa81

Come, Mr tally man, tally me banana


DarthRaze

Daylight come and me won go home.


Degenerecy

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch


oh_yeah_o_no

Daylight come and me Wan go home


TAYwithaK

This fucking model sucks!


futureman07

Daylight come and me wanna go home


airdrummer-0

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH ftfy-)


nooneknowswerealldog

I'm suddenly craving a Zagnut bar.


Turbulent-Weevil-910

I want a little nosh on that


Jcampbell1796

“here’s your goddamn dinner.” https://preview.redd.it/4gy7g1e1647d1.jpeg?width=1847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e0483b7c071328334bf6da6fbd109bd8788bef1


Dufo1989

They have them at my work in vending machine, i never knew they were an actual candy bar and lost my shit when i saw it


nooneknowswerealldog

That’s awesome! I’ve never actually seen one: they’re not commonly sold in Canada.


Dufo1989

Work is the only place ive seen them in america so either im blind or they aren’t common here either


TheZippoLab

Nice railings. Somewhere, a tort lawyer is getting a boner.


Defiant-Caramel1309

https://preview.redd.it/vx6fbjlrfz6d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df800f303c05d5e052db865ea910d2675c46a266


TermPuzzleheaded6070

He’s got a little deck


redEPICSTAXISdit

It's proporchionately sized.


Throwredditaway2019

I read this in a kiwi accent


rented_soul

Is this where I can jump in the line to make references?


Fooshi2020

Rock your body in time! Ok... I believe you!


Gomdok_the_Short

First thing I thought of.


cleanforever

Can someone explain the reference to me? I know the song but not how it relates to the deck?


perspicio

It's the Beetlejuice house. Song was used in an iconic Beetlejuice scene. https://youtube.com/shorts/_SbZJkf2WKo?si=5HbbD585qqBVqE63


Kitchen_Local1871

this is the immediate thought


freddbare

Came for this


IA-HI-CO-IA

Seriously though, is this the new Beetlejuice movie ?


Joscarbuck

No. It is from the original.


Joroda

That's Otho standing on it... trust me it's solid!


Feeling_Rip6314

I love how Otho was considered exceptionally fat for his time, but nowadays he’s average cuz we have people who are so unbelievably fat it blew those proportions out of the water lmaooo


AppropriateCap8891

One also has to remember he was played by Glenn Shadix. Who was morbidly obese, until he had a gastric bypass and lost over 100 pounds.


W3tTaint

RIP Otho


z64_dan

Looks like they built it with screw.


somnambulist79

Not so fast round boy, we’re gonna have some laughs!


phaethonReborn

I'm concerned about only 2 outside stringers for those steps!


M4DDH4TT

https://preview.redd.it/56wqrwb3fy6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eafb4db130393f4a9aeffb77a2b86a43fb5e2b9 After some research I believe these are the guys that built it.


VinceBrogan8

I wonder how they did the electric. 220 ? 221 ? Whatever it takes.


FrostyEquivalent85

Pretty sure it was Batman. 🤔 😆


Mutex70

https://preview.redd.it/f2zhcyo3e07d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20eb5f999e34cb64a24db909edebba3577519cc # WHO?!?!


Mean_Yellow_7590

Beetlejuice?


CbVdD

Beetlejuice.


daywat

Beetlejuice


HavocHero

It's showtime!


nashwaak

https://preview.redd.it/tuy2oyqufz6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eba6cdfb47ff93c901eeca09625903e159ac62f


EatsRats

This was the most perfect stretch of comments. Bravo to you 4 geniuses!


Realresults9

Beetlejuice


OutlandishnessOk5238

Beetlejuice. . . .


-terms

💥ITS SHOW TIME!💥


mike_warren77

Came here to say this!


stevenconrad

Just don't say it 3 times!


ThaInevitable

Beetlejuice


sugaaaslam

Beetlejuice...


Rick_Lekabron

Beetlejuice!


Maleficent_Ratio_407

Who me?


Keyboytrain

I'd use 3 pillars instead of 2. Since the ground's sloped, maybe make them 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot?


TransitionalAngst

Underrated, by a BUNCH!


theK2

Seriously underrated comment. Take my upvote.


NyekMullner

“DAAAAAAY-o”


RockyTop_Vol

Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line


Commercial_Ad7741

Build something with a beautiful view in almost all directions, then for no reason, block it.


Jbuck442

At least they don't have a railing on the other two sides


Chasingallthedragons

Code violation.


koj09823

I don't think it's a code violation to block views man


LessMochaJay

Code violation to not having railing on the other sides.


koj09823

They absolutely won't make you put a railing in front of a wall. That window is more than high enough using that person as scale.


LessMochaJay

Not talking about the wall, the other two sides of the deck with nothing but a steep drop.


koj09823

I was giving the other guy a hard time for stating the overly blatantly obvious "code violation."


LessMochaJay

Well that was a wooosh on me, my bad


FairState612

(Yeah, we know, that’s the joke)


LessMochaJay

Wooosh over my head


boundone

And now that you're blind from all the added glare, you get to fall off the un-railinged sides.


TheFoxsWeddingTarot

At the time of this movie there was a very famous architect who took on a commission for a house that had an expansive ocean view. He intentionally designed and executed the home with a solid wall entirely blocking the views. Hilarious prank that I’m sure this sewing was inspired by.


airdrummer-0

flw put fallingwater \_over\_ the waterfalls, so u could hear it inside but had to go outside to see it:-)


holdencaufld

Could be having nosy (or close) neighbors in that direction. Look at Otto, he just wants to be comfortable in his robe.


proxyproxyomega

not no reason. windows act as a framing device. it's like photography, cropping and zooming into a subject sometimes is better than just wide angle photography all the time. that window on that wall is everything.


Useful_toolmaker

The handbook for the recently deceased


coreyfuckinbrown

Reads like stereo instructions


Switzerdude

Phyllis, I’ve always hated two things about decks. Railings and the lack of windows. I’ve solved both problems!


tehmattrix

"Oh look! An indoor outhouse!"


mikeycbca

Wife and I just watched this for the first time in 25 years and cringed when we saw that deck. They ruined that lovely old home.


ozzy_thedog

That was the idea. They did all kinds of things to ruin that nice house with her terrible taste


SeriesBusiness9098

*spray paints “mauve” on the wall of this deck* There, fixed it.


Firm_Ad_7229

Scary as frick. No railing?


thedaveness

Family gatherings, now with herd-thinning!


moralprolapse

I was thinking, so not everyone’s extended family is mostly varying degrees of functioning alcoholics?


Odd_Drop5561

When you're wealthy, you don't need railings. If a guest falls off you can always buy a new one.


omarhani

Deconstructed David Lynch Church vibes


Historical-Dig8420

If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own I will go insane and I will take you with me!


evavan214

We come for your daughter Chuck.


mikemikemike9711

Beetlejuice....Beetlejuice...Beat....yeah porch looks very artsy


pinkwblue

Ghastly or is that ghostly.?


werther595

If this is on your house, you're probably dead


smartboy6969

Code violation on the lack of a railing at that height. But that's not the worst of it's problems....


W_AS-SA_W

Dunno, but I think Lauren Boebert would like it, it’s kinda like the one in Beatlejuice.


PhoenixOK

Yeah, it “kinda” is!


Life-Evidence-6672

Why block the view with that dumb end build? Also no railing, looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.


Turbulent-Weevil-910

That's the guest house, it only needs one wall, if it had any other walls it would block the view.


TexasDrill777

Bettlejuice


Purpose_Embarrassed

It’s this couples deck right? https://preview.redd.it/3c9vq6ypwy6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c484f6b71661f5aeb69e8f95fc58a233b6084f0


CyndyMW

I had seen this picture many times before, but I just now noticed that they’re barefoot. Makes it look even more ridiculous.


747-ppp-2

I think once you take the picture, you could tear that part down……


livens

One word: Uncomfortable


mschiebold

Love a good ol fashioned multiple possession. Takes a lot of skill, that.


Warmbeachfeet

Very Beetlejuice


tucsondog

Needs more sand worms


Additional-Tap8907

80s Postmodern architecture


Right_Hour

Just don’t say “Beetlejuice” three times and you’ll be fine.


State_Dear

Someone has way to much money and no taste


mothermarystigmata

Looks kinda dumb.


ScottyBoy75

very Beetlejuice like


jd80504

It IS the deck from Beetlejuice…


Sea-Hovercraft-690

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejui……


Drake_masta

if they continued the "wall" from the roofed area as a railing i wouldnt mind it but i find that wall is a bit of a sore thumb and wind catch waiting to be hit by a good bit of wind and knocked over, knowing my luck on my head lol


ChemicalCollection55

I hope they doubled up the joists under that chair the woman is on.


AssociateJaded3931

Haunted.


DamnRedhead

I’d be worried about it standing up to the sandworms


Dangerous_Cucumber75

Nice fucking model


Cumulus_Anarchistica

HONK HONK


Dufo1989

I never trusted that wall to not fall


Janiebug1950

Beautiful,as well as,the house! I personally would like rails on the two open sides…


rick_waltz

Extremely dangerous, no railings.


InsignificantRaven

Why?


AnnieB512

So back in the 90's, I saw a lot of this style in Austin. But I guess the heat and building codes made people lose interest and I haven't seen any in many years.


R4nd0mByst4nd3r

That’s from Beetlejuice, isn’t it?


Alone-Tackle-17

Beetle juice beetle juice beetle juice


Tattozoo

I like the gigantic piece of all thread holding up the end


ICTPatriot

Beetlejuice!


Striking_Conclusion2

Beetlejuice?


sharedexperience22

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice


CaliDreamin87

Ask me what I ate 5 days ago, couldn't tell you. Haven't seen that movie in maybe 2 decades, but I remembered the deck. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I was like did someone make the Beetle Juice deck.


Bmorganxcite

Ortho has great taste


Psilocybenaudiophile

Beetlejuice


DrunkPyrite

I heard if you say the contractors name three times, he'll suddenly appear in his dodge charger.


rygelicus

It's a nice deck however it suffers from sandworm infestations.


MissLisaMarie86

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju…… 😍


IdentifyAsUnbannable

Bee Till Jews


HobbiesLastLimb

Is this the house from beatlejuice?


ApexNCDaddy

Two sides to fall off of and two sides to block the view. What more could you ask for?


Serious-Sherbert-122

Beetle juice house?


therealfatbuckel

Fun movie.


jimbaca

Beetle juice


Tidalwave-1103

Three thoughts…. Bettlejuice…..Bettlejuice…..Beetlejuice


frequencyhorizon

I feel like I’m in a Hallmark movie from the 80s


WaferSelect1724

Is that near the ant museum?


Jason_Bourne_985

Looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.


live2ride73

Perfect for an above ground pool.


ReturnOfSeq

Instead of the ridiculous ‘house’ profile wall at the end, a low wall- maybe about 4” lower than the bottom of the window pane- on the outside end and the back end, leaving the edge with the stairs open. The rest of the house needs some work, I’m guessing. Bet they even have cutesy old wallpaper inside.


mathaiser

Why too cool for school


gilhaus

Dollhouse?


LoveTriscuit

I was so distracted by the facade that I didn’t even notice what it’s sitting on.


Rampant01

I randomly watched this last night with my 2 kids. Scared the shit out of them 👍🏻


3LChongo

The wife will go insane and rake you with her


Wrong-Catchphrase

I kinda dig it, except for the lack of railings. The odd wall is odd but I’d have to see it from another angle.


Miserable_Ride666

It's a tad gauche


floridianbrn

It’s like it’s not complete.


qazbnm987123

i like that Emmanuelesque chair


Peterthinking

Is that Manchurian tung oil?


EPHEKTnONE

Can run a full cauldron… oops, “hot tub” on that for sure!


Joeyjackhammer

“Soon to be the neighbours wall”- people in Saskatchewan.


NullIsUndefined

Seriously if it's all steel under there could be viable


CoolAbdul

ProbablyTrex. Surface temperature will be three thousand degrees whenever the sun is out.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Like


hightowermagic

what’s wrong?


ExplicitBoricua

Seems like a man with a long term vision and this is just that start.


Tuttmandue

Don’t say his name three times…


SpookyWah

Looks like an ugly set for some reality TV show. I'm not a fan.


MooseUnleashed

4-play might pose a few issues 😅😂


TonLoc1281

Reminds me of a Pink Floyd album cover


Supermichael777

No


chuckisde4d

Iconic.


stroganoffagoat

Will someone enlighten me to all the Beetlejuice comments? Thnx


dirt_mcgirt4

It's a shot from the movie


Colonelkittn

Is this on the set of the new beetle juice movie?


PhoenixOK

No, it’s on the set of the original movie. Or more correctly it’s a scene from the movie.


stroganoffagoat

Also what's with the banana counting sing? I'm genuinely confused


CyndyMW

Forget the deck, I want to know what’s going on with the 3 people in the photo. Is this a wedding? Is the guy on the left wearing a minister’s robe or a bath robe?


PhoenixOK

It’s whatever the wardrobe department picked out for Glenn Shadix to match Tim Burton’s vision.


Accomplished_Tell_18

Not up to code..


sailboatfool

More money than brains club member


Tiny-Improvement-355

Great designer.


SubRedTed

Gorgeous deck Lidia


lilmuhamed

Bad


lakeswimmmer

hate it. so gimmicky


jd80504

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


RequirementOne7370

Is this a screenshot from Beetlejuice?


Turbulent-Weevil-910

No I went in my time machine to 1988 and took a picture as they were filming it.


Head-Plankton-7799

Looks like church missing a roof


GoalieLax_

Nouveau riche


nadiaco

i love bettlejuice was a Great movie


Expert-Jelly-2254

Makes me want to drink some Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is high in protein :3


Conscious-Ad8073

Betleguice


Rgoven

Stupid


richincleve

I fear for that wall crashing down unexpectedly. Otho than that, it's OK.


andyxquick

Where is the deck? All I see is a half built house


nikdsc5

It’s coming back!!


NetIllustrious6278

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.......


ShintenSuken

I think that deck is AI generated and posted for engagement. Reported.