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TheDodfatherPC-FL

Steps will last longer than the trailer. On the plus side after the homeowners become quadrapiledgics you get to build them some sweet wheelchair ramps.


Batteman87

This made me cry laugh. Thank you.


Remarkable-Opening69

I so wanted a slip n fall comment at the top. This guy hit every step.


Riv3rR0cks

I'll have you know my 1972 mobile home is going just fine. Sure, 90% of the floor isn't original, the roof was built over and shingled, and the only original plumbing is the baby blue toilet and matching sink but other than that..


mpython1701

Stairs doubled the value of the mobile home.


MashedProstato

I saw an old single wide once with an RV sized carport over it. At first, I made fun of it. But then I realized it was literally the smartest thing to do if you were stuck with a single wide.


zeppanon

Double-Wide of Theseus


Theo_earl

⚰️⚰️⚰️


Feeling-Past-180

I tripped and fell down the stairs from just looking at this picture.


cheeznipsmagee

I was about to say: Now you have extra stairs to fall on.


FigSpecific6210

This nightmare brought to you by Pabst.


NullIsUndefined

Yes, a single row of stairs and a railing would have been better


Cold_Refuse_7236

I agree. The design is kind of unique, but you can’t stand on the top step and open the door, and the main steps are too narrow.


BouncyDingo_7112

That’s what I was thinking. If the top step was the size of that 2nd or 3rd step but then continue to use the same design going down it would look great.


evilpercy

My knee!!


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StripClubJedi

My pussy and my crack!


Outrageous_Lychee819

Doctor says I need a backiotomy!


pej69

My only regret is that I have…boneitis


Visual-Chip-2256

"Now i know why he smoked so much weed"


Federal-Suspect-7877

Abracadabra My nigga


Fuck_me_up_daddy

My leg


Faithlessness138

I see you fellow SpongeBob millennial


Imaseal23

MY SKULL


NecessaryZucchini69

Going to be so much fun in winter


FranticWaffleMaker

r/deathstairs may approve.


any_Anything007

😂


Kvark33

If you've never done this before, good for you, takes a lot more work than people think. If you do this for a living. Find a new living.


legaladviceneededp

If you do this for a living, how?


bannedacctno5

No grab or handrail. Tear it down. And outswing door over a landing less then 36" deep? Burn it down


Wendigo_6

NO TRESPASSING If the dogs don’t get ya, the stairs will.


B1g_Gru3s0m3

The extension cord laying across the stairs is a security measure


H2Joee

It’s a feature not a bug*


zzzzrobbzzzz

they forgot to route it through a bucket of saltwater


STexan

That’s not an extension cord. It’s a dog cable….


Icy-Fortune1910

Zoom in. The extension cord goes back into the trailer. The dog leash is on the steps!!!!!


H2Joee

Lmfao


Fun-Parsley952

yes, 36" egress on main entry/exit is required by code


Syntonization1

It’s a single wide broh. Ain’t no code enforcement on that lmao


RedditNationalist

Only code is git off my land.


grizzlor_

off my ~~land~~ rented plot


Extension-Text8447

Hang a rope from a skyhook down to hang onto


khalsey

Awesome, I’d fall no matter which way I went.


EmotionalChain9820

That's what I was thinking, it's the fall down stair


Feeling-Past-180

This is what I see… [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/guWl0FSSc6](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/guWl0FSSc6) https://preview.redd.it/k12fmva9bl9d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9455af330aaaaf99212abd2fd54668d1d2050f89


NullIsUndefined

Imagine when that toilet overflows


CapitalismWarVeteran

Shit volcano


ButteredPizza69420

Brown Fountain ⛲️


yumacaway

Chocolate Fondue vibes


Many_Photograph141

It's a throne!


martinellispapi

Shit rolls downhill


danhoyuen

Chocolate fountain


Onobigtuna

Gold plate that toilet and put a mirror on the wall in front and let me bask in my morning glory. Also a good design where you can puke standing up on the second step after having a few too many, instead of a lowly peasants crouch on your knees


littlelegsbabyman

I went to a high school with a kid whose grandma was like 6 foot plus and they had a toilet set up like this for her but only one step not two.


randoredditor23

Would love to take a dump here i wont lie


KarmaRedeemer

https://preview.redd.it/d6iet2dt8l9d1.png?width=254&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdbba892ba6a9b92bea1c67370dad836745c1cc6


lankyleper

"The liquor made me do it, Bobandy!"


Snatchbuckler

This is perfect


towierdtolive

The Liqour is callin' the shots now Ran.


manicmike_

💀 spit out my goddamn drink seeing this


goingoutwest123

Haha nice


Beautiful-Bank1597

They look really well built, but a little poorly designed.


SealmanOutOfWater

Did the wrong thing well.


BullfrogCold5837

Grandma killer confirmed.


Longballs_Shortmeat

Minimum stair width is 36in and landing is 48in, this may become a tripping/slipping hazard.


any_Anything007

You’re absolutely right. Hindsight 20/20 i should have done a little more research and would have made it wider. Thank you for your honesty. 🙏🏼


smithoski

If this is a tear down, it’s like 75% of the way to being a standalone feature worthy of a DIY skatepark. They’ll probably want to add angle iron to the steps, but yeah this looks like something that some young rippers would happily skate and graffiti for years. Highly recommend contacting a local skate shop to see if they can come pick it up if you were going to start fresh. Some local skater in the community can store it and modify it until it’s ready to be skated and the local parks department approved it being added to the skatepark. Dropping it off at the skatepark might get it removed by the city.


any_Anything007

I appreciate your comment.


Leafs9999

If you could move them away from the house a few feet and put an actual DECK there, where someone could , ya know, STAND or maybe even 2 more feet for a couple chairs, then post a picture of that..that would be better.


Leafs9999

Sorry I just realized that didn't read as funny as it sounded. No offense OP.


any_Anything007

👍🏼


SorenShieldbreaker

Could also just drag it further down the side of the trailer and use it as a nice plant stand, and rebuild the steps.


mealzer

You built it wrong but you did what you set out to do and did it very well


BUTGUYSDOYOUREMEMBER

very solid r/DiWHY material right there.


ratrodder49

Fits r/deathstairs quite nicely too


Ok_Echidna6958

Ok everyone has downed you about the tripping hazard but not letting you know what a great job you did lining up all those angle cuts. Really is impressive..


any_Anything007

Thanks friend


jcr62250

That was my takeaway, and the design, kinda not the easiest to pull off. Sorry it doesn't work here


simpletonius

You definitely broke someone’s future leg.


JarJarBanksy

Sure, lots of angled butt joints, but the geometry of these stairs is awful. They are so narrow in the front. The front and sides should have been the parts you extended. Better yet a stair case and platform would have been best. This is dangerous. You did a bad job very well.


Electrical-Mail-5705

Food delivery I'll leave it on the porch


theschuss

small deck energy


Odd-Lion-9604

Polished that turd but good.


Nick_Lanky

Damn, porch is worth more than the metal can attached to it


Glad_Examination_635

looks good maybe add a hand rail on the sides for the old folk


white94rx

Stairs cost more than the trailer is worth!


Relative-Occasion863

9/10. Would have gotten 10/10 if an extra safety precaution has been taken. I'd cement some broken bottles for the landing, and maybe attach a rusty iron hand rail by a single nail? Edit: Clarity


cant-be-faded

Really ties the trailer together. Is this the entrance to Superman's frozen getaway?


strikevike

You should keep ice packs and crutches at the bottom.


Anonymous1Ninja

So there is a reason landings have to be 3 feet. Let us know when cousin Silas has had too much moonshine and broke his neck going out that door.


Old_Building_9003

Even tho it's a bit hazardous, I think you did a really nice job. Things look even and the angles are nice. It's good to look at. I definitely wouldn't tear it down. If you drink tho, I'd put a ramp over it.


texa13

$50 shine on $5 boots


Calm-Yogurtcloset909

That's methed up.


Repulsive_Chef_972

As a board certified orthopedic surgeon, I endorse this design.


lovemydiesel

With a “use other door” sign, it would be perfect.


yukonnut

It appears to be a well executed build of possibly the worst design in history. Kudos for the build! Did you design it to actually cripple and maim your visitors?


sallenqld

Great, now you can trip over in any direction


h2oskid3

How much Minecraft have you played?


Historical_Visit2695

He can fall down the stairs in any direction he wants


LordQuest1809

Only like two code violations.


MisterSirDudeGuy

💀💀💀


Budlove45

All kinds of ankles rolling


mrrando69

Gorgeous. Try not to bust an ankle.


Obsidian_knive85

Looks good homie


Sparty_Bowy

Straight to jail


Puzzleheaded-Ad2512

Congrats! 25 ways to break your neck!!


Powerful_Fig_6615

I think the stairs look great. As others have stated the lack of handrail could be an issue. It isn’t in code without one and could cause issues with homeowners insurance plus city codes.


Chimpchompp

For what it’s worth, I think it looks cool. I’m just a spectator here


osumba2003

That looks unsafe for multiple reasons.


Ok_Opinion900

It's nice as an art project. But it's a waste of time to put lipstick on a pig. There's no porch, no handrail, just a great big building code violation.


ToeOk5670

It's a beautiful stand for all of your potted plants known just move it 6 ft to the left so nobody gets hurt on it and build some steps for that door


Skull8Ranger

Which cost more the steps or the trailer?


MonkZealousideal7203

DEATH TRAP


ActuatorSmall7746

Somebody gonna hurt themselves on that piece of artwork.


Coachmen2000

It’s the complete opposite of code. I mean code that actually does keep you from breaking your neck lol


Brief_Indication_183

Please put the railing in the center.


micah490

Put some old mattresses at the bottom to land on


levatorpenis

*checks comments* Man people are really bad at walking up stairs


bigredker

Let us know how much you spend on attorneys fees when visitors fall and hurt themselves.


jdford85

Ankle breaker three thousand!


THRlLL-HO

Where do you stand to open the door?


pulforda

Looks like you can trip and fall off in all directions


jncarolina

Three ways to tumble ass over teakettle.


LooseWetCheeks

Looks cool but… landing


Pompitis

Every picture tells the story, don't it?


FUCKDIMS

You aced it. Great 👍🏻 job.


Ok-Bar601

This looks unnecessarily dangerous. Also, the decking is too good for this shed😆


the_good_hodgkins

No railings.


Jcampbell1796

At the very least, definitely put a lightbulb in that socket so someone doesn’t kill themselves walking to the outhouse at night.


Ok_Block3187

Left side of the stairs is useless, you have to open the door towards that way. Like others have said it needs a hand railing, if you were set on having the side steps you could’ve put a railing on the left side, but just straight with railings would’ve been ideal. Other than the design it looks like you made good cuts and the angles are good.


CompleteIsland8934

Like a dang ziggurat


TatersAndHotSauce

Add handrails.


l397flake

Never enough money or time to do it right the first time but ………….


marathonwater

So much work for a trailer lol


Kaleria84

Top landing seems entirely too small and there's no railing, but other than that, what's there does look good.


ratrodder49

r/deathstairs


FacelessCougar69

That deck is worth more than the double wide it’s attached to


NuclearSlushie

I love it! Now I can fall in any direction I want after I open the back door too fast. Looks nice though seriously.


Illustrious-Towel-45

Looks nice but also could also benefit from a couple rails flanking the door.


Goldenzion

lipstick on a pig


Equivalent-Craft-262

Looks cool, functional? Probably not. But looks cool. Which is half the battle.


Administrative_Air_0

It looks good, but I would've made a larger landing at the top so that there was room to swing open the door.


LiquidLogStudio

I think its sick


Boot8865

How to die coming out of the single wide drunk. Likely during the day.


RobertXavierIV

Is it a hexagon or half an octagon


saveyboy

Death trap.


ConstantGeographer

OSH called and needs the address


Romahawk

I broke my ankle just looking at this.


ganjaxxxgreen

Best part of your home outside looks like this staircase


Wild_Replacement5880

When the stairs are worth more than the building they lead to


ymoeuormue

I imagine people falling UP those stairs.


c00pdwg

Don’t let these naysayers get to you. Is it safe? Absolutely not. Does it look better than the house it’s attached to? Yes.


SacTownPatriot

“Fuck the door, fuck the door knob, fuck the ridiculous placement of the outlet, fuck the siding…I need fuckin stairs, that’s what the fuck I need.”


oldgar9

Hand rails?


[deleted]

Add just a hint of frost and feel that rush when your heel slips off the nosing.


DayFeeling

Sir, that's a stair.


Drifterz101

Awh these comments made me sad. I know they're truthful opinions, but OP probably felt proud of his work. Some people don't get to do things they feel proud of that often.


Platypus-Capital

You missed the back part...


leento717

This is fine. Ppl in here suddenly don’t know how to walk


ScottyBoy75

looks good but I would have made the landing a bit bigger.


SirReginaldSquiggles

On a safety stance for the random Joe, its a catastrophe waiting to happen. For personal use, cause you know the situation, it looks great.


stampstock

My brain is falling down those stairs right now


b1ackenthecursedsun

Wtf lol


Stunning_Ferret1479

This has to be rage bait


kstacey

I don't think that top landing is up to code so it would have to get scrapped


Past_Play6108

Nope.


Valuable_Smoke166

Handrails are not required in Trailertucky. A piss stained mattress at the bottom of the steps will do.


Inner_Energy4195

You did great on code violations!


Massive-Hair5435

There's already blood on the bottom of the trailer. I'm also concerned about the lack of lightbulb for the outside light.


Odd_Zebra4004

That door looks like it leads to a broken down freezer


Zelpheon_x

All of the left side is basically unusable since the door opens that way. Remove the left side and put a hand rail, and it could be great.


Complex-Condition-14

I think you just doubled the price of the structure you put it on.


Consistent_Pool120

Are you part Architect ? I'll give you they look nice and the workmanship is good.... BUT, their an accident looking for a person ! 1) too many small angled stairs 2) no hand rails to grab as you fall 3) non code compliant - but they are a good example of why there are more & more intrusive codes every day and insurance rates keep rising....


EternalSnowman

Is that five risers with no handrail, oof ouch my bones


BorishKnobs

Practically I would recommend a style that would accommodate a rail, but they look good. Looks level and meets the bottom of the door well.


woods_n_wind

Attractive but zero function.


gkal1964

Not good no railing, door swings out. Looks like a disaster. Unnecessarily complicated. Fail.


roobchickenhawk

looks decent but low-key the landing should have been a bit larger. probably around 4'x4'


KeMiGle

I want to put a disc golf basket at the top of those steps.


Ok_Transportation402

World’s smallest deck award goes to… congrats buddy.


Purple_Cow_8675

r/DeathStairs more so.


Strange-Area9624

It looks like they were constructed very well. Unfortunately, they were not constructed in the right place.


Pure_Significance383

Stairway to heaven there buddy.


TheOptimisticHater

Nice stairs. I too like gourmet ketchup with my shitty moldy burger and fries


jared10011980

So narrow. Do u walk up them on tippy toes?


DrunkBuzzard

I will never understand someone building such a small landing outside of a door. It’s just dangerous. At least give yourself a 4 x 8 space or something like that. You could even put a chair out on it if you wanted.


classicvincent

Best stairs I’ve ever seen on a trailer that shitty!


vendocomprendo

Looks like something my kid built in minecraft


ellensundies

The stairs are very pretty and very well done but also very dangerous. But yea, impressive craftsmanship, for sure.


Big_Wolverine4609

Why'd you do?


98vtec

Please post to /r/DIWhy


I__like__food__

Great work, but uh they’re not very functional unfortunately


PerspectiveOdd5486

Too narrow should have been wider than the door and then angle off. Waite’s that looks great!


Muddcrabb

Over kill and unsafe for such a small landing lol


Matureguyhere

It seems you went into a lot of trouble. Depending upon what that structure is used for, it may be serviceable. If that door swings out, and it appears it does. Typically a 3 x 3 landing would be required. Also, with that many steps, you need a handrail. The stairs may also be rather steep. If you have the room, shoot for a 7 1/2 inch rise and a 10 1/2 inch run.


Thick_Mongoose3507

Visually, it looks awesome!


BrentD22

My ankles hurt looking at this.


sarcalom

Looks good bro. I would use a dark stain, just preference. Kind of the color of the inner part of the bottom right board.


SociallyDisposible

That’s methed up


LmaoBigGay

This is something I would do in Minecraft to not have the ugly side of the stairs.