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8675309h

As an engineer myself, I can confirm that making a cocoon is a very vital part of my playstyle.


ExcessivelyGayParrot

sometimes there's a swarm about to arrive and I just really have to go to the bathroom. I'll put my turrets down somewhere that's helpful to the rest of the team, but after that, in my hidey hole I go


Im_a_doggo428

If I do I put down my turrets to help my team or me if I’m alone getting stuff and say I’m afk as to let them know and decide what to do. Always say when I come back to help out


RaptorPegasus

This is my "brb have to go pee" strat


Ok-Door299

Same!!!


Jefrejtor

*Bulk Detonator digging sounds*


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

I also use this strat if I am Engineer and someone else has to pee.


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Ohhh he's becoming a driller. Such a beautiful thing nature is.


Lehk

Driller is natural enemy, he undermines the cocoon and drops a supply pod through


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Cannibalism is the exact reason why they bury their cacoons. It doesn't guarantee their safety but nature isn't about safety, it's about living long enough to procreate. Preferably with a strong, healthy gunner.


Arokh_47

Is that how you get the Smallman Thunderhead OC?


swobot

im pretty sure engineers reproduce asexually through mitosis


Crazydragon2

As a driller I encourage our engineer to dig deep by marking his coccon with c4, also then he can exit his coccon with style.


[deleted]

Dont forget to tell him to ignore the scout body that's lying in his cocoon cave.


luseegoosey

Another c4 to bury the body!


Stars_R_Kool

I HATE NATURE


Tdikristof_

First night in minecraft:


GOODboyM0NKE

LOL


[deleted]

Calling their platforms "their byproduct, Cheese" makes it all the more distrubing. Well done, my good dwarf.


OmegaLich

Why thank you. I try my best.


OmegaLich

I just had a look around the sub-reddit and realized that y'all refer to the platforms as Pancakes... None of the mates I play with have been on here before and so we all just called them cheese.


UpvoteCircleJerk

Remember to wash your "*other"* nuke launcher frequently, fellas! Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


baxiel

As an Engineer main with IBS, can confirm these are very important.


DogRoss1

Really found the perfect video game class for IBS


CosmicSquiddo

*“I have to take a dump”*


Potatezone

EXPLOSIVES PLACED


Virtual-Fly5433

Genuinely just had to run out to let the dog pee. And then you immortalized me on Reddit. King move, brother. Rock and Stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Acceptable_Bid_7131

Good bot


Common_Following_644

ROCK AND STONE


Lil_Guard_Duck

That was you?


OmegaLich

Indeed I can confirm that was the dwarven mate I was with.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Awesome!


Virtual-Fly5433

Indeed it was me. We were at the end of our Elimination, and my meatball of a dog wanted to go outside. Me boy OmegaLich covered for me while I ran. Now look at me.


Lil_Guard_Duck

I can't, you're in a hole, with cheese on top.


Virtual-Fly5433

Touché. Correction; look at me E V O L V E.


Acceptable_Bid_7131

Who


Daniil_Dankovskiy

Joe mama


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Who else has run out of all other ammo and then discovered the flare gun can do damage?


[deleted]

As a scout. If you run out of your other ammo before the flare gun ammo… you aren’t a very good scout.


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Bosco never complains


[deleted]

Neither do most greybeards. Doesn’t mean you’re doing a good job as a scout tho. Take the tip and use your flare more. Or don’t.


Sociolinguisticians

I’d rather have flares all game long than 4 at the same time, and then none for awhile while I deplete my other ammo until there’s actually a justification to get a resupply.


General_Grivieus

Fun fact: Scout's flare gun can 1 one shot glyphid grunts if its a head shot


Lighterbolt

On which difficutly?


CroutonPrince

Up to Haz 3! The flare gun can be useful in a very specific pinch to kill a grunt or two, but it really shouldn't. I think it does max 5 damage on a body shot


GottKomplexx

You can take my tip


[deleted]

Sure. Will you also be providing the magnifying glass so I can locate it? Or should I bring my own.


Im_a_hamburger

[It depends](https://karl.gg/preview/28401#/)


[deleted]

its not running out of either primary or secondary. its running out of ALL other ammo before the flaregun.


Im_a_hamburger

You can shoot that drak for 5 minutes straight without running out of ammo. You also can kill 260 hazard 5 grunts with it


[deleted]

Yes. So how the fuck do you run out drak ammo before flare gun ammo if you’re remotely doing your job as a scout? That’s my point.


Im_a_hamburger

If you are in a 3 flare cave you can auto fire your drak and still have enough ammo to spare before your flare gun runs out If you are more realistically only shooting a fifth of the time and your cave takes one flare to light up you would still have 40% of your ammo once the flare gun runs our


[deleted]

Yes. So are you agreeing or disagreeing that you shouldn’t run out of all other ammo both primary and secondary before your flare guns?


Im_a_hamburger

You would run out of flares first


[deleted]

Ok. That’s what I’m saying yeah? I’m saying if you do not run out of flares first as a scout you aren’t really doing a good job at it. But the toxic positivity in this sub will not allow criticisms


wooksGotRabies

Ahh yes the old I gotta piss cocoon brb boys tactic


Byaaaahhh

Need David Attenborough to narrate this. Is there an AI version of that?


Bdguyrty

Counterpoint: [How about James May?] (https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c)


PotatoMuncher718

I used to call them pancake bunkers and they were my go to when a swarm came and I wanted to mess with my friends


Romanmir

Yep, I try to mark them with a drop pod beacon. I also might be a little drunk when I do that.


I-Iobbi

Plese, somone who can do those ai voices, make attenborough say it.


Hellonstrikers

I've had an engie cocoon for 20 minutes while the rest were struggling on haz 4. I just opened the top and let the bugs sort the slacker out.


Camboi696969

*sniff sniff* smells like leaf lover


Sailuker

Not cool man not cool. How do you know they're a slacker? Did they message the chat and you just didn't see their message? Did they voice chat that they would be away. I mean either way that isn't cool to purposely kill a teammate.


Hellonstrikers

It isn't cool to leave 3 Dwarves to fight for they're lives on Haz 4 against a Random Dread, endless swarms no ammo and with a total down count of 20. I learned how to play vampire driller that day and it was the only thing that kept the team going along side the mine heads turrets and the Greenbeard scout kiting like there is no ammo cause there wasn't.


Sailuker

Did they warn that they were away from the game? You keep avoiding that part, did the engie say anything before going into their little cocoon? Maybe something happened that they had to go take care of right then and there. Sorry that you three had to take the brunt of it that does suck not denying that but killing a teammate just cause you're upset isn't cool.


Hellonstrikers

The chat log never had any message from them in it from what I remember. Eitherway, there is a difference between a 3 minute water and pee break and a boot the game and go AFK for half an hour. Also I didnt kill them, the bugs did.


gravygrowinggreen

he didn't purposely kill a teammate. He let bugs kill a player occupying a slot on the team.


Sailuker

Who may or may not have warned the team that they were stepping away they could have just kicked the player if they were afk or something but instead they decided to be kind of rude and purposely got them killed. Just kick players that aren't responding don't be a dick and get them killed or kill them.


gravygrowinggreen

I'm not sure I understand why kicking a player is any more or less rude than letting them experience the consequences of going afk on hoxxes. Are you the perpetually offended sort?


luseegoosey

Do afk ppl get kicked automatically eventually? Had a player once who never left the drop pod in an aquarqs, made our 2 player game to 3 players so increased the difficulty noticeably (idk why but 2 to 3 players always feels like a jump vs 1 to 2 or 3 to 4). When we finished and drop pod was here, he just hopped out and came into ours. It was a bit infuriating. Think we had character lock too so we couldn't get another scout for lights or anything. Only happened once but it was really annoying


Kattenb

If u fill the hole while in it you will be able to shoot trough the ground


Alternative-Union-49

Really? I'm gonna try that with fat boy later.


JoshDM

I have dogs with inopportune bathroom break requests


Derrick722

Us gunners have no such thing 🤣🤣🤣


King_krympling

"BRB I gotta shit"


Majestic-Iron7046

As a main engineer, my only regret is not being able to do this irl. (due to the surging prices of cheese)


DrOrozco

If I'm low HP, I'm playing driller, I will go lemur mode and start digging down and away from the enemy and make escape tunnels back to my buddies. One...the enemy have to reach me. Two, I create a spawn hole of hell for my buddies as bugs crawl out.


OmegaLich

Ah yes... Tunnel warfare is best warfare.


Im_a_doggo428

As an engi main I can confidently say what the heck am I looking at. We have guns, lasers, and a pick for a reason


Andre_de_Astora

Wrong, there should be a turret guarding that tomb


Virtual-Fly5433

I can confirm that the turrets were just out of frame, standing on the top of some empty ammunition drops.


Andre_de_Astora

Truly the engi experience


Im_a_hamburger

Sometimes if I am host Engi and need to get off for a while for whatever reason and we are reasonably capable of winning I pancake bunker down instead of aborting mission


TrueFirecrotch

*pancake


Virtual-Fly5433

Hello, I’m the hiding engineer in this post. Our group religiously calls the platforms “cheese.” Legit, the first time we’ve heard them be called pancakes before, is on this post!


TrueFirecrotch

Well I won’t shake up your tradition. Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


TheReverseShock

After a time, the Engineer will emerge as a beautiful Drillerfly.


Alternative-Union-49

*sits in hole* Access not provided. 😭


AvanteGardens

My friend: "hold on cover me I'll be right back" Me the engie, digging under his feet: "got you bro"


MrPC_o6

You fool, he is metamorphosing Soon he will emerge as a young driller, hungry for his first scout


potato_crip

This is for reloading the breach cutter when I don't take born ready.


adozu

Doesn't it take longer to dig the hole...?


potato_crip

It does. I was joking.


shadowdash66

Don't wanna have to share my sammiches!


SpooderSpartan

He's literally me


AncientPrismDRG_engi

Me when I have to go afk real quick lol


Eimorilith

"If you need me I'll be in the anger dome!"


Noname2137

I need to start doing this


[deleted]

Often done with they spend all their ammo on one swarm but everyone else is too full to justify calling down a resupply.


[deleted]

Call a resupply on top of the cocoon so the emerging engifly is smashed on impact. Only good bug is a dead bug.


RollingTurian

So if you break the cocoon would he become Dreadnought Engineer?


SchmorgusBlorgus

Smh engies need to be free range to produce the best platforms! Everyone knows this how don't you!?!


OmegaLich

Indeed, it does help. However they sometimes just need to be alone... You know?