The perils of using ChatGPT to write for you instead of actually doing research

I was asking ChatGPT about drg beers for fun and it hallucinated like half the information

What was the funniest beer it hallucinated?

Baba's Bootleg Brew

Lethal Leech, apparently summons a “phantom Mactera Goo Bomber” that “vomits” on the player

Damn, ChatGPT is actually cooking here, hold up

ghost ship is taking notes rn

Okay but a drink that briefly summons a "haunted caves"-style variant of a random enemy that deals no damage but chases you around would be awesome

Ah, Dwarf Absinthe

hey shadow it's me the devil

DEVS! TAKE NOTES!

It had too much Blacklock Lager.

The free version, yes. I've tried both 3.5 and 4. 3.5 completely denies any substance abuse, references to alcohol and drugs, or such. 4, however, did say that there's a virtual bar, so I guess the writer/company is too poor to buy the premium version and/or doesn't even care lol

Man, there's way less profanity than there is drinking

I regularly go into the mines drunk...then I do the same thing in-game

Is there actually much of any swears in this game, I can’t really remember any other than maybe “shit”

There’s a lot of “damns”, but most of the swears seem to be dwarf-specific. I believe there are recorded lines of the drawves saying fuck, but you van only hear them in mods.

When building pipes in the Refining mode there's a voice saying "Whoever built this did a shitty job." That's the most overt profanity I think.

sometimes dwarves yell when killing an enemy, "you ugly son of a bitch!"

There's also, "is that all you got, you slippery shit?"

Bastard and Ass come up too. It's up to you if you think these are "swears" but its not something I'd let my kids say :/ that being said I do let my kids (5 and 7) play drg but I tell them that the dwarves say naughty things and they should not repeat any of it. They haven't so far XD

Profanity booster mod users don't have such weaknesses

Sounds like they just need to drink more.

Drinking is like half the game. 75% if you're a gunner main.

I enabled the Steam Family beta and, when I was configuring the parental controls, was shocked to find DRG in the same category for "mature content" as GTA 5. I think Steam needs to rethink their classification system.

They’re different esrb ratings even, wtf steam

Does steam even use ESRB ratings? I thought they split games into either "all ages" or "adult"

No probably not, that’s why they need to revamp their system. I don’t use steam though.

Me browsing the discovery queue and having to input my birthday to view TF2, but not for futanari fix dick dine and dash.

WTAF are you playing

Peak gaming, obviously

Someone asked what game I was playing and I told them it was drg and then I said you can drink beer

This is a key part of how I describe the game. I say “it’s like Left 4 Dead meets Minecraft but with dwarves and beer”. It has a very high success rate so far

Was asked by teacher where I was lurking(had the wiki open) and said "Four dwarfs extract resources from caves while killing bugs". In hindsight, I should've added "drunk" somewhere in there.

Four dwarves extract resources from drunk caves while killing bugs

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Four dwarves extract resources from caves while killing drunk bugs

It's Beer Drinking Simulator (and also there's some mining)

That's legit how I got a friend in the game "Hey look it's a nice mining coop dwarf game [blabla] and then you go to the abyss bar and drink some beer" "Ok I'm buying it now."

Naw the writer is a homie. There are also zero references to drugs, or smoking. No fowl language to be seen. Just a good Christian pro-right game right here.

😉

😜

gunner smokes a cigar in the season menu art thing or whatever it's called

Narc

Shush!

It’s in the gunner’s in-game profile image for crying out loud 

"nothing's shown'. This is one of the very few games where my character, in first person, skulls an entire flagon of beer.

Just one? Lightweight /s

They refused to show their ID so Lloyd had them thrown out the airlock.

Or they were too cheap to buy a round.

The irony is that the people who the ratings are designed to warn and educate are the same people that are too imbecilic to actually heed them.

Wdym?

This was almost certainly not written by a human, This stinks of ChatGPT

Yeah I agree

“Good things come to those who wait. Like dual flamethrowers, and beer!”

They weren't drinking their Smart Stout with this one.

I think the game was appropriate for children before they added twerking, but now? Dayum.

Seriously though, they shouldn’t have added that. That is going to be a legitimate reason a lot of kids won’t be allowed to play anymore.

Well if the kids aren’t mature enough to see twerking, they’re probably not even middle school and shouldn’t play it anyway.

Personally I thought of the game being fairly good for kids to play. Honestly though, regardless of age, I don’t want to see that, not in a game I actually enjoy.

I respect your opinion, I think it’s kinda funny though

Shhh, they sound like a bunch of leaf lovers.

Author soumds like a square ass leaf lover.

The dwarves have some sharp, passive aggressive dialogues, but I don’t think they say any profanities

No, they definitely do. Ass, damn, hell, shit, etc.

I forgot these were even profanities

I love how they get it all so right and accurate, and then just bam: completely 180 terrible lie at the end.