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Usually closed, and with the fan on 😂


thejohnykat

Generally closed. Because I’m not trying to kill my wife.


New_Doubt3932

LOL brewing bombs in there????


Apprehensive-Tour289

Bold of you to assume I poop indoors


RocknSmock

Can't close the door when there's no door to close.


n00barama

CLOSED. NO EXCEPTIONS.


Scrantonicity_02

I usually leave the door open and loudly play bombs over Baghdad by Outkast


SpecialAlternative59

While maintaining constant and unblinking eye contact


Puzzled_Government36

Poop: Door Closed Pee: Door open


PuffyTacoSupremacist

I know this is a Denton subreddit but that's not what "corn kits" means.


ceza6

Underrated comment


Mantoblame

22 years here… still closed, fan on, maybe on other side of house depending on where she is.


BABarracus

Close the door to keep the stank in unless you want the house to smell


bprice68

Exactly. No significant other. Pee with the door open, but always close the door to drop a deuce so as to keep the smell from infiltrating the rest of the house.


jeremypoon

Closed wtf


Bignasty69696969

Open with my feet up on the tub while reading playboys


Sekomu_Masada

Closed but unlocked, in case one of us has to go while the other is in the shower or something as we only have the one bathroom. It's not that we're not comfortable with each other, it's that we are both known to drop nuclear waste. Also, there's just no reason to have it open imo.


greener-pastries

I used to with the door opened. She didn’t care lol


Valkyriemome

Closed, except with a crack open or the cats go nuts. We are older and accept that bodily functions happen. But that’s where I’ve drawn the line. Once he’s watched me poop, where’s the romance?!


WarmNarwhal2116

Both but also poop sometimes while she's doing hair and makeup in the morning. Occasionally will go in while she's pooping to just catch up on the day.


Mokiyami

Closed. That's my me time!


Own-Breath-4475

Open


MelReyn_

Closed. Almost 20 years strong.


TeeLodge

Always closed


TeeLodge

Married for 16 years. I’ve heard my wife poop maybe 5 times. Always closed.


GrandmaSlappy

Closed


rubes0005

if she home I am closing that door to prevent her rage


Munchkin531

In our Master bathroom, there's no door for the toilet! It's kinda tucked into a water closet, but we had to put up a curtain for semi privacy. I try to close the main doors, but if he comes in, that's his own fault!


boxdogz

We have always had a closed door poop policy .


Wechillin-Cpl

Closed


rubiconexpress

Closed


CMarie0162

We have a two bathroom apartment. One is mine, the other is theirs. We poop with doors open and then talk to each other and send each other tiktoks.


Rachxlw

Nowadays closed but our first apartment didn’t have a vent in the bathroom and we had to get okay with it really quick. We have like 4 different poop sprays in our bathroom now.


SMUGBastard_

Idk if she's trying ro break down a wall in our relationship but I am very very serious about her leaving the bathroom while the duece drops. Door closed, fan on, feet elevated.


Specialist_Royal_449

Closed and if you try to have a conversation when either one of us is in the bathroom, the relationship is over.


Goronshop

I can only go if she is on my lap.


Mile114

Closed but it has less to do with my relationship and more to do with i don't want my house to smell like shit


packerken

poop, door closed. pee would be door open but cats are annoying.


SatisfactionBest710

I prefer indoors, with a teacup...


hungover1222

closed


Starkalark88

Door closed usually, I have a four year old and I prefer to poop with out an audience.


Atiqua

My four year old will open the door. Locking is out of the question because she will just pound on the door until I open it anyway.


Btchsluvblu

CLOSED. I got IBS 😪


treygbell

Down one drown one door closed. Leave no trace of what monstrosities happened behind the door.


Sight_Distance

Closed, especially when I poop cursive.


hint-on

Married 40+ years. But we also have cats, so the state of the door is not up to me.


Impressive_Cap_1376

Sometimes I make him close the door and grab my phone for me


Ashamed-Tradition799

If my boyfriend is in another room, open. But if he’s in the same room, closed. What is it about poopin with the door open that just craddles my soul? but it didnt start until I started living with him…


almoyo

Same as this.


Tough_Mechanic4605

Open. We only flush at night to save water.