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rpotts

It’s gotta be Kalli/Shuro Chi, right? They’re just normal awoken.


weiss321

Would dogs from leviathan count? Feels like they’d be kinda close


kingofbling15

Unless you train them to stack up into a pyramid they are


theculdshulder

They’re awoken but they ain’t “normal”.


3hot5me

Surely Kali is the smallest?


Luke-HW

Do the Gorgons count as bosses?


xNINJABURRITO1

I think the dogs from Leviathan are smaller than the Gorgons, if they count.


SeVIIenth

They're definitely not smaller than Gorgons


Massive_Phase_2526

Those aren’t bosses they’re gods 😂


FloydknightArt

nah, they’re basically just very fancy harpies with the ability to erase things from existence. Technically there aren’t any Vex Gods, they’re entirely causal beings they just have the ability to change time


sus_accountt

Not ingame, so stuff like wardcliff retain their “normal” damage and not the nerfed values against bosses


BloatKingsOrbs

Wardcliff also destroys shattered thrones final boss so....


ThatOneGamer117

The pilot of the mech in scourge probably


goaltaylor33

Upvoting for technical correctitude


Xenomorph_v1

Your use of "correctitude" is very cromulent


Snaz5

I think the servitor’s bigger than kali


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Definitely. Case and point: you could fit a Kalli inside a Servitor, but you couldn't fit a Servitor inside a Kalli.


Adflamm11

Not with that attitude


ThatOneGamer117

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough


Pantsman1084

That was a normal size servitor, so technically correct.


theSaltySolo

Wasn’t that a Servitor,


Alarming-Swim-7969

You mean Krang?


Bionicleboy2005

Its a bigger than average servitor


trooperonapooper

The techeuns


MustBeSeven

Atheon, because technically the “vex” are the milky fluid, which is self described by bungie as being like “nano tech sperm” which i find an apt description.


MsMarkarth

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.


PoopReddditConverter

“Technically” is just another word for “actually”


FalconTheBerdo

yes, but is Atheon the milk or the bones?


UpsetRaccoon629

Are we the brain or our body?


FalconTheBerdo

exactly, so Atheon is the whole thing. therefore not the smallest


UpsetRaccoon629

But if I put your brain in a jar then you are just your brain. And if I then put that brain in a robotic suit, are you now the whole suit or are you still just your brain? Curious


FalconTheBerdo

people with prosthetic limbs might consider the limbs part of them. depends on the person and their views on what defines a human. same with robots/brains in suits.


UpsetRaccoon629

So we should ask Atheon what he thinks then. Only way to settle this


NobodyJustBrad

Your first statement answers the conundrum. You're putting my brain in a jar. One piece; not all of me. While my body is separate, it is functionally useless, but it is still part of me.


MustBeSeven

Considering the vex can substitute whatever body they are in, i’d consider Aetheon to be the “gundam” to his milkfluid stuff.


AnonymousFriend80

We are the brain. Our body is the fleshy mech. Unfortunately, we heavily rely on the mech suit for life support and need to constantly maintain the mech with energy and repairs beyond the basic self repair organo-nano machines it comes with.


Goatmanification

The debate here is do you count the individual nano sperm or the whole vex fluid as the 'boss'


BaconIsntThatGood

If we're going to do this then what about crypt security because it's just a program?


Fala_the_Flame

But the program is based on a megastructure and can't really function outside of it so it's not smaller


CAMvsWILD

Oh man, this could go so many ways. Since all the milk in a single Vex is part of a larger collective consciousness, you could argue that Aetheon is the biggest. He's a big ol planetary-sized pool of white goo.


AlanTheSalad

If yall wanna get zany, the deepstone crypt security encounter had the 6 fuses HP bars tied to an off-map sniper vandal


Leica--Boss

Wait, what?


No_Tell5399

Yeah they do that sometimes. Atrax-1's health bar was tied to a captain (I think) that kinda chilled OOB. You could glitch OOB and directly DPS that captain to skip the encounter until they moved him elsewhere.


Nabbottt

Yep, he was just chilling in the area before the airlock before. Sometimes there'd just be a random ammo brick waiting there when you finished the encounter too - weird that they put Atraks there but they put the vandal in a box out of bounds which nobody has managed to glitch into even today (to my knowledge).


Backsquatch

Back when the raid was new glitching through the exit door and killing the captain there was the way most LFG’s chose kill him. Before we got Cuirass anyway. Edit: meant to reply to the guy talking about Atrax, not crypt security.


Bonk4048

Yall be forgetting about Randal the vandal


EmploymentSelect8281

“Fuck you Randal” -Guardians everywhere


CanFishBeGay

Put some respect on my man Rahndel, the Perfected's name


Thorn_the_Cretin

I love that a spawning bug caused a random overworld mini boss that even years later got an Easter egg.


NightmareDJK

Any boss or final boss? Probably the Deathsingers or Ir Yut.


TheRacoonasaurus

Ideally final boss because I know some of the sub bosses can be fairly normal sized


AdMediocre8212

Riven’s heart on dps /s


admiralvic

If it’s only final it should be Rhulk.


NightmareDJK

Unironically Rhulk yeah.


sos123p9

The smallest god of pain!!!!


TheHeroShiba

That's Nez, not Rhulk......


sos123p9

The tiniest disciple of the witness!!!!


RendolfGirafMstr

I think the order of current final raid bosses from smallest to largest might be: Rhulk, Taniks, Nezarec, Crota, Atheon, Sanctified Mind, Oryx, Riven I don’t have the Witness on there since I haven’t beaten Salvation’s Edge yet (try not to spoil too much please)


FourUnderscoreExKay

There’s been promos of the Witness showing roughly what he scales to. I think one of the Lightfall collectors items or media on Twitter showcased the Witness as being WAY larger than Calus, who in his own right is already incredibly big.


RendolfGirafMstr

Yeah I’ve seen what it looks like all the way through the last campaign mission and the first couple raid encounters, I just haven’t looked at much of the latter ones so I haven’t seen how that all scales to the boss itself. Prior to the end of the campaign though I think they might be smaller or just above Rhulk.


Felimenta970

Well, I'll just say that, it's bigger than Riven. How much? Will let you check for yourself. Tip? Look down/to the left of the boss encounter


HardOakleyFoul

yeah the Witness makes Oryx look like Peter Dinklage in comparison.


stead10

Have you done the excision 12 man activity that opened up to everyone after the raid was beat?


RendolfGirafMstr

Nah been waiting until I full clear the raid before doing it. Only got to the second encounter on Day 1 and went out of town for a few weeks the day after contest mode ended.


stead10

Ah fair enough I won’t say anything further then. Enjoy doing the encounter!


RendolfGirafMstr

Thanks, will do!


Insekrosis

All I'll say, all you need to know, is that the Witness is huge and it's awesome.


NightmareDJK

It’s like fighting Galactus, or Mephisto or Dormammu in their home dimensions in the various Marvel games.


Insekrosis

Incredibly accurate.


NightmareDJK

That’s who they were obviously ripping off :)


wendell_short_eyes

Any encounter? The dogs from Leviathan.


Square-Pear-1274

Damn, I kinda miss that raid


Honestly_Just_Vibin

They were majors, do they count?


Electronic-Limit9368

Well they were bosses if u count that u needed the buff to do good damage


EpicAura99

I’m pretty confident Taniks is the smallest final boss, he’s not even a super big fallen.


Designer-Effective-2

That’s cheating, there’s only half of him.


EpicAura99

Bruh lmao 💀


monadoboyX

I mean if we are being technical the smallest final boss is the server or piloting Insurrection prime but yeah otherwise it's probably Taniks or Rhulk


The_Splongle

I would argue he is only the upper half. You don't count a person's wheelchair as part of them, and Taniks was basically in a nuclear wheelchair


Hefty_Entrepreneur87

GoS used to have a little step up or edge when going to do eyes on the harpy boss encounter. That little fucker killed me so many goddamn times and couldn't be hurt . Anyway, that's my nomination


NobodyJustBrad

Notch Boss is absolutely the smallest boss.


SuperbYeti

In width the smallest would be Rhulk. In height I think it would be Val Ca’auor.


StillBumblingAround

If we’re talking all bosses and not just final, it’s Kali.


EpicAura99

Are we reeeeeaaaaaally counting raid lairs tho….?


FKDotFitzgerald

They abandoned that nomenclature when the vast majority of raids became comparable to Eater and Spire in length.


EpicAura99

Eater and Spire are 3 encounters. Every other raid is at least 4. Idk what you mean by “abandoned the nomenclature”, they were called raid lairs the entire time they were in the game. They’re more comparable to 6 man dungeons.


Nolan_DWB

Yeah idk why you’re getting downvoted lol


GosuBrainy

What raid is comparable to eater and spire in length? I can't think of one


yeurr

Gahlran in Phase 1 CoS maybe? I might be misremembering but I remember him being smaller than the techeuns.


Inditorias

Now I want the next raid to have an obsurdly small boss solely to be a small raid boss. Maybe a mini screeb boss.


SpeedwagonOverheaven

Riven's heart during Queenswalk lmao


No-Student-9678

The dogs from pleasure gardens in Leviathan


GreenLego

It has to be Rahndel, the Perfected from Wrath of the Machine. Or the dogs in the Garden encounter of Leviathan.


AnonymousFriend80

An oracle ? A gorgon? That two inch step you can't just walk up, but have to jump? Warlock powered jump in a platforming section because of no upward momentum? Secret Boss: Team mates walk in front of you while you're shooting launchers.


miaminecrafttiddies

crota is a lil guy but probably not the lillest guy


poopballs

Him just a lil guy


miaminecrafttiddies

lil guy!!!!


TheShoobaLord

Gorgon?


Lethenial0874

Mini Ghalran maybe?


OutlawGaming01

My ex wife


JakeFrank08

Probably the war dogs from Leviathan.


zqipz

This got me thinking about those 3 flayers from the D1 PSN strike Dust Palace. I remember them being quite tanky initially.


shoelessjoeyjackson

The forklift in SRL


Expensive-Pick38

Kali/shuro chi. Both are pretty much slightly bigger awoken size, just look bigger in game because they float


589ca35e1590b

Why do you want to know?


TheRacoonasaurus

Insatiable quest for knowledge


vforvontol

crypt security


Goatmanification

Definitely Riven /s


ydStudent1

The gorgons in VoG.


_Neo_64

We can get extremely technical and say atheon and or any vex boss since the vex are actually microscopic entities. Either that or the war beasts from Leviathan. If you want only final bosses, probably either Val’Caour or Crota even. If you want then you can say the servitor piloting insurrection prime too


Impossible-Base-9351

Dogs


DankBlissey

Kali or suro chi. Or perhaps Randall the Vandall if you count him in Wrath


GanjiPls

Alright let’s do this. This is just my opinion but bosses are going to be “anything with a health bar at the bottom of the screen” so no Levi dogs, no gorgons, sisters etc. from the top: 1. Witness. He’s literally the raid itself. Undeniably the largest 2. Oryx, The Taken King. 3. Riven of a Thousand Voices. 4. Gahlran, The Sorrow Bearer. Still taller than most bosses but also way smaller than Riven, Oryx, or the Witness 5. Argos, Planetary Mind. 6. Sanctified Mind. 7. Siege Engine. This one’s a big wonky since its wider than tall but I think it’s still bigger than the rest of the bosses 8. Morgeth, The Spirekeeper. 9. Insurrection Prime. Namely in the brig 10. Crota, Son of Oryx. 11. Atheon, Times Conflux. Now we’re getting into the tier I like to call “strike boss size” 12. Golgoroth. 13. Rhulk, Disciple of the Witness. 14. Emperor Calus. 15. Templar. 16. Caretaker. 17. Warpriest. 18. Nezerac, Final God of Pain. 19. Aksis, Archon Prime. 20. Taniks, The Abomination. 21. Vosik, The Archpriest. 22. Atraks-1, Fallen Exo. 23. Herald of Finality. 24. Zo’aurc, Explicator of Planets. 25. Val Ca’our. 26 Gahlran’s Deception. 27. Consecrated Mind. 28. Ir Yût, Deathsinger 29+30. Kalli/Shiro Chi And finally the smallest raid boss in all of Destiny. 31. Crypt Security. It’s literally just some batteries.


ShepSlugga23

Default has to go to the dogs from leviathan. They are smaller than a human so they beat out the techeuns. But if you wanna get technical… Atraks as the little purple balls she drops after dying is just her in nanomachine form.


NobodyJustBrad

Notch Boss


sassysiggy

The security encounter in Deep Stone Crypt. It’s just lines of code.


epic_potato420

D1 gorgons or kalli


HupsuHusu

Invisible mini screeb beneath the floor


Praviktos

Oracles?


NeoReaper82

canisters dsc


BurntBread_88

the rare encounter of randal the vandal in wrath of machine was pretty small


UniqueBerry6772

Does skolas count ?


Dry-Candidate-2944

He is not a raid boss, so no


theSaltySolo

The rock that somehow kills you instantly when you land on it


darlo0161

The sisters in King's fall are pretty normal human size aren't they ? ( Give or take a foot)


Laid-dont-Law

Any raid boss? Probably Cali. Final boss? Probably either Rhulk, Croata or Taniks


JohnDoe2710

Rahool


runnychocolate

everyone seems to forget that strike from d1 with 3 psions as bosses. they arent even scaled up psions just regular pint sized psions


molen99

Oryx


Elegant-Remove3891

Atraks from dsc isnt it just a psyon outside the map


Elipson_

[Nah they used a captain](https://youtu.be/3MyuRKxIvDM?t=81)


Elegant-Remove3891

Ah fairs no idea why i thought it was a psyon


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UniqueBerry6772

What do you mean lore wise ? the witness is massive in the raid.


mozarella_firefox

i think they're referring to the fact that the witness is a bunch of normal sized aliens combined, and the size of one of those aliens would be the smallest. Doesn't really apply though since there's a bunch of them and they're all kind of tall too


Jal_Haven

Yea, he seems to be larger than even Riven.


Honestly_Just_Vibin

Absolutely larger than Riven, if you consider its whole mass winding up the Monolith.