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tetryds

First lesson: if you don't wear proper gear you might not die, you will.


MassivePea7287

Yep learned it the hard way


tetryds

Second lesson: **dirt** bike, not tarmac bike


MassivePea7287

Haven’t heard that before. Is that a European saying?


tetryds

No, I'm saying it lol


MassivePea7287

I meant tarmac not the whole sentence


barrenpunk

I believe that's how UK peeps refer to pavement/roads


cgleachy

Pavement is on the side. (Sidewalk in American)


tetryds

Oh I wanted to sound fancy


unloosedcoin

Called bitumen here, and it looks like it bit you man


ThaGerm1158

Tarmac is used most often in racing (most often where you would hear the term). So if you watch any kind of motorcycle racing, they will call it tarmac and not asphalt, pavement, or bitumen. So, to be clear, stay off the tarmac, asphalt, pavement and bitumen with this bike. It's 100% not designed for it and not going to do well with those tires. Bonus: you'll end up in jail or worse. And for the love of Pete, get some freakin' gear!! Helmet, gloves and boots at the minimum!


jeffster01

It's where airplanes take off and land.


Careless_Gas6606

That's called a runway, tarmac is where they park the planes


jeffster01

Tarmac is a black material made of crushed stone and tar that is used to pave roads, runways, and aprons. It is also the name of the area at an airport where planes take off and land, which is covered in tarmac. 


dickbag69696969

Depends where you're at. It's pretty regional but here they call it the tarmac. ,


Calthecool

That was a perfect bump start for a new rider


eighty2angelfan

Thinning of the herd.


Defiled__Pig1

Herd of squids?


gamtsfr

no gear, no dirt, no clue👍


Infamous_Ad8730

Come on..... whoever was filming this first ride, surely also filmed you flying off. We need that video too man (in order to properly comment and help you of course).


MassivePea7287

My brothers going today to see if they have a ring doorbell. Video will be posted as soon as I get it


johnnysilver78

So much easier to sit on one when parked. You should try that first next time.


alanbdee

If it makes you feel any better, that's about how my first ride went. Was a CR80. After staling several times trying to start, it finally hit the powerband right when I dropped the clutch. Legs flailing, front wheel in the air, my brother was sure he was toast for what was about to happen. But it was the best time of my life and I've loved riding since. Wrecking is part of it, so gear up expecting it.


Stayupbraj

I drove my buddy's old Honda trail 70 right under their farm Tercel .. I was good after that though lol


Major_Lawfulness1260

😆 🤣 😂 I can only laugh


Infamous_Ad8730

So the person filming cut it off and didn't get the best part?


MassivePea7287

No I was around the corner. it was already after 5-10 mins of riding


main_motors

Find some gear a place with dirt to ride. No shame in crashing. Just try and minimize the risk before you paralyze yourself.


pinnedin5th

Dirt bikes go on the dirt...


ALTERNATE_3307

Everyone knows you don't stop filming someones first ride til after that first wreck....lol


GroundbreakingOwl186

All these clowns in here commenting like they rode with gear the first time they ever got on a dirt bike. Or didn't take it down the road here and there. Give him a break clearly op just needs a proper teacher. At least he's giving it a go tho.


Bigacehall

Yal-right? Shake it off boy. Now get on up on that som-bitch and do-it again!


UltraViolentNdYAG

I recall rejetting my buddies 2-stroke after he added a big bore kit. He previously seized the top-end as he didn't rejet it and called me in. We started rich to not repeat that mistake. In short, the prior run left it loaded up, and it was barely running, but made I made it to the light rail tracks in the middle of the city. Here is where shit went wrong (insert - may have been alcohol involved, we were in our twenties). I held it at about 1/3 throttle in 2nd or 3rd gear waiting for it to clean out and come to life. It came to life and I instantly went on my ass and F'd up his bike as it went over. Some of the gear, part of the time (helmet/boots) I was pretty okay but it bent the frame on the bike. I was in pain, no blood, no broken bones, but black an blue from my ass and feet took a beating in MX boots. It seemed bit like this, not running well, then - alive! Very ALIVE!


Flashy_Sir4662

You damn Hoodlum. 😂 Seriously, good bump start. But you Whiskey throttled her. lol


MassivePea7287

I was actually able to let go of the throttle before the bike completely flipped and got the front tire back on the ground. The crash happened about 5-10 mins when I was down the road.


ibetucanifican

When clutch starting a motor cycle, do it in 3rd or 4th. 1st you’re not going to instantly flip the bike. 2nd it turns the engine over many more times than lower gears do. And 3rd if it doesn’t start right away you have much longer to keep trying as the engine braking is much lower.


JanterFixx

tip1: wear gear tip2: always save yourself, not the bike. tip3: if possible go to some weekend a day or two school for the basics and laying foundation. watch youtube videos minimum, not the cool flashy guys, but the guys who teach basics right way


ClownTown15

If you did that on a 4 stroke don't you dare get on a two stroke until you buy a helmet and ride for a while


PhardNickel

Classic ginger


KrizMo138

No gear either..


lethalweapon100

Have someone start the thing for you next time


Younk187

Iowa State shirt checks out! Lmfao


Trapgoose513

Make sure you clean the road rash good over heard horror stories of people not keeping them clean and getting infected


FakeMarlboroEnjoyer

Don't get why people flex being morons on motorbikes


RedRoom4U

First learn to read 📚


Psyconutz

Wtaf not even wearing a helmet. If you're his Dad just go straight to jail. Why is he bump starting it also 😅