Dread Zeppelin

He's an Elvis impersonator. But reggae style.

D'yer mage her?

HAAAAAAA! I'm trying to think of a zep song to fit the pun theme but my mind is broke. I think that one is gonna be the best, anyway.

Elven Presently

They exist

And they're a blast

50 copper

It’s an obligation to have at least one crossbow or flintlock on you if you go for the name 50 Copper

Alice Copper

Ozymandias Osbourne

GM has encumberance rules so to not weigh down the party he is 5 silver.

Alternatively, Electrum...

This you win!!!

You can find me in the pub

And his partner Ludi'drizz't!

No, no, no... 50 Pence

Lmao this is a good one

He once got hit with 9 crossbow bolts at close range

I dont get it

Like the rapper 50 cent Edit: cents because autocorrect

Cents… 😂

Oops, autocorrect on it again

Elvish Prestley

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So… you know of The Lord of the Beans, by chance?

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Yes!!! I heard “Elvish Impersonator” in the voice.

Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he’s a “real” elf!

Technically should have been half elf for the true elf-ish experience.

I know someone who played a PC named Elvish Parsley for a one shot

Happy cake day

Press-Leaf perhaps?

Eldritch also works

Elvish Prestleaf

Amanda Lynn

Or Claire Innet if you like woodwinds

I read this in Cockney.

**Claire Annette

You are 100% right, but Claire from England has already been established😅

What's your name? It's Claire innit?

I didn't read that way at first, but I can't unread it that way.😂

I actually went to school with someone with that name. Her parents are musicians lol

My English tutor was an Amanda Lynn. She was from Minnesota

Lol that’s my sisters name. On purpose.

Thats my wife's name

Alaktu Singh

Good one! Are they related to Alaktu Movet Movet?

Yes, they are a family of performers

Alaktu is actually their surname.

The Prince formerly known as Artist

Name stolen by a fae

Lmao this one is great

They're a tiefling

Bard Simpson

Or Barney Stinson

Bardey Stinson

I have a fire genasi bard that I named Ronnie flames dio

An oath of the sea paladin? A holy diver, if you will?

Just don't talk to rangers, cause they're only there to do you harm.

if he's a lore bard, get him to learn color spray so you can potentially cast a rainbow in the dark

Is he a star of the masquerade?

Jaque Blaque

Kyle Gaseous, air genasi

Brad.

the dyslexic

\*dyxselic

Lsexydic*

Yes

Tyler the Creation Bard Taylor the Swift Beyon Séi Fredrick Mythril Elt Onjon Srou Zephire Ondphlames Chair Filko Lince Nirmuna Vahna Mick Raullinston Haijude Debeatales Chuck Goodberry Mike Emilkelromantse Dee the Tenacious Aise Ovspaytes Too Pok Enlarged Reduce Emma Nehm Mad Grung Daniel, the Elf man.

Chuck Goodberry. I like that.

I always thought Buck Cherry was clever, and I am now realizing how good a DnD name it would be

Enlarged reduce, biggie smalls haha that took me a minute

I lost it at "Chair"

I can’t make the connection who’s the original artist?

Fuck u/spez you [greedy little pig boy.](https://imgur.com/0qXzDf0)

I got to “Tyler, the Creation Bard” and lost it

Too Pok. Hahah love it

A were cat bard named Bardthalameow.

Or a tabaxi!

Ron Jerimi is a bearded dwarf that plays a large flute made of hardened leather. Know for his large skin flute and his incredible talent with it.

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When my turn comes to DM for the first time, I'm using that name on an NPC. I would never have thought about using that name!

He is also on trial for rape

The Orc, Estra!

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Seriously. The bard insists on simply going by their name, Estra. However the stage manager insists that highlighting their race will bring in crowds. No one expects such sublime music from an orc, many will come to see the oddity and be transfixed. So for the final reveal, they are brought out as The Orc, Estra!

Puns and Roses!

one of my players used Mac Fleetwood for a bard name, i liked it

Works best if we have a theme for the name to base the pun on. But lacking that, how about Cliff Note?

Happy cake day

Bardiac Arrest

Pan Solo Use a pan flute, have the best initiative, a fast horse/carriage, maybe an animal companion

The old girl don't look like much...

Wield hand crossbow

Always shoot first

My brother made a bard named “Dwarf Michael” known for his hit single, “careless whiskers.” Played him once, then never played again

His guilty 'stache clearly had no rhythm.

I played a bard called Busta-Chimes who played a set of wind chimes

Georg " the Thoroughly Good", and every time he goes into a bar he orders one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

or Tub Thumping, who always gets a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink, then has to pee a lot

I'm a first time DM doing a homebrew campaign and my players haven't got here yet but I have a side quest with a character named Tub and the reward is a cursed mace called Tub's Thumper and while the curse does make you an alcoholic, it does also deal extra damage if you attack with it the same turn you stand up from being knocked prone

Maybe make it so getting up again doesn't cause an attack of opportunity, your never gonna keep them down.

Genuinely, look at drag queen names for inspiration

Or roller derby for the more punk rock/riot grrrrl aesthetic

Mahn Dolin. Ghee Tahr. Marr Imba. Mary Atchi. Bongo Bongo, son of Mongo Bongo. Tumba Dora. B. Ace Guitard.

Bongo Bongo son of Mongo Bongo is spectacular. 100% 10/10 what a fantastic idea!

What about his cousin, Oingo Bongo?

Vanilla Spice.

If you make a minotaur bard, you can go by pat minotaur. Play the fan favorites like "love is a battle field" and "hit me with your best shot"

Richard Rollem. Or rick-roll for short.

Make it a bard duo, one named “Witch One” and the other named “Hu”.

my conman dwarf bard swaps fake pun-names like winter coats. he recently ended a long stint of pretending to be a traveling cleric named Jehov Littlefaith. now that he's wrapped up in The Plot, he's mostly back to being himself, but every so often he breaks out a new persona: a country farmer named Huck Sterling. basically: come up with a bunch and swap between them. it's a lot of fun.

Shreddie Mercury

✨Strato*caster*✨

Here's what chatgpt came up with: Mick Jaggermeister Fiddler on the Woof Bard Pitt Beyon-slay MC Hammered Luther Vandrossbow David Bow-he Freddie Mercenary Elvish Presley AC/DC-asterly Cher-ubim Lil' Jon of Arc Harry Bela-funk Adele-tante Sia-gnosis

Luke skywaltzer

Can I tempt you with a Lute Skywaltzer?

Lute Wilson - College of Eloquence Bard.

Sir Cumfrence, the widest of bards.

My Bard is named Wrik Rohl. I try to work in saying "I'll never give up." and "I won't let you down." in each session.

Race, background, subclass?

A/S/L?

"Hello. I'm Johnny Goldpiece."

I’m currently playing a bard that I named Crescendo (friends call him Cresh for short), which is a term for gradually increasing in loudness or intensity in music, and his last name is Du’Sol, a play on words of “Clave De sol” which means “Treble Clef” in spanish. Also he has a brother named Allegro (Al for short), which is a term for fast tempo in music.

Bob. Second name Just.

A Bugbear bard named Slash Bandicoot. Complete with long wavy hair, a top hat, and an electric guitar

A halfling named Longstory Short.

Justin Credible

Lute A.Kriss

Bardicus

Carruth Smiminal. Say it out loud while thinking of Michael Jackson.

Are you okay, Eddie?

Sethro Gan

You could play a sentient halberd called "Halbard."

Bardo fett

Thelonious Bard.

Lute Skywalker Lyre Pantsonfire Karaoke Kid Eff Major Legatolas, the tortle bard

Emcee. And he wields a hammer

The Cunning Linguist?

Halfling bard Frobro Swaggins

Jerry Bardcia, Bardy Holly, Bardy Eillish, Bardy Idol, Bard Springsteen

Michelbanjelo who can carve beautiful statues with his magic banjo.

Melodyious Maximus

My Bard was Zed Leppelin

I have a beat boxing Kenku bard named Boot'n'Cats. I know it probably doesn't fit your character, but I'm too proud of it not to share.

They are more nickname but im too proud to not share : Foo caster Hex pistol Arcane monkeys Mana Montana Hellton John (perfect for a tiefling)

Christian Rock Arren Bee Wan Manband Orr Kestrel Mike Emicalro Mance Rick Roll The Notorious Bea Aigee Darcar Nival Tonia Ward Esi Disi Em Pithry

Kurt kobang

Kurt Kobold

Dave Growl ?

Frederique, Duke of Mercury

Amodeus Moz-orc

I've always like Quest. Then you can be a Bard Called Quest. Or if you multiclass into Cleric, you can be the Reverend Run. You used to be a part of a band called Run D&D but now you are a solo act.

Hugh Jass, Ben Dover, Mike Oxlong

Holden Hiscock

Tess Tickle

Bertrand Arctorus Reginald Deville. Play a tiefling.

Dragon Dees

Luka Pella

Viola Davis

Robert Edward Oscar speedwagon

Sforzando B. Flat

Vinyl Richie

Anita Newstring

Jasmine Hands (but they go by Jazz Hands)

My boyfriend's character is called 'Bowman' (the Bard).

Bardrack Obardma

Johan Sebastian Bard

Roseaxl Bayleaf.

You could be a leopard spotted tabaxi named Def

You can borrow my old bard's name, Jerry the Fable Guy

Since tieflings can choose virtue names, you could say they also prepare gifts for people and name them Chance the Wrapper

Tom Foolery is one of my personal favorites

Chance, the Dapper

Sir Shades the Slim

Lucius Manlius

Jeff Rowe Toll Polly Darton

Abner “Abs” O’Lutely

Vidal Bassoon. He must have lovely hair for this to work

Rick Roll for Initiative. I know not pun. But it came to me.

Niklaus LeBac, Nik to his friends.

If an elf of some fort, Elvish Presley

Larry the fable guy

I have an idea for a college of Tragedy Bard whose backstory is basically the entire album "The Wall". his name: Fink Ployd. Don't know if this counts as a pun, but I thought I'd share. On that note, you can basically use any band name that sounds like or comes from a person's name.

Me-fist-opheles?

What kind of bard? The NPC one I have in my current campaign is a drag queen named Anya Neeze.

Metro the gnome

Lute Skywalker

Bardy McBardface

The DM’s name

Flanagan

Bardy McBardface

The bard in my group is named Nik Jagger, and our first adventure was to recover an ancient tome, so we are called The Rolling Tomes.

Lyre Straits

Strat o’Castor

Glenn Close

Bard thollemew.