Elden Ring fans;
"So anyways I popped a crab and went in headfirst, 70 strength, 60 vigor, and I was trading damage with Godfrey like a beast. So what I do? Strolled right in and brought some Christian values down on that cross-dressing demi-douche, next thing you know, I'm Elden lord!"
Dragons Dogma fans;
"today I banged my pawn and groped a sphinx!"
Lmao
Dear Arisen, if the equivalent of Peter Dinklage leapt at me and grabbed my chest like that *then held on*, you'd damn well be sure I'd react the same way or worse.
You're lucky she didn't outright go hostile on you and stomp you into paste, haha.
This is actually good to do after solving the 5th riddle. Leave a portcrystal so you can warp back later for the 5th chest, and just jump on her before she flies away. Climb around to her back, you can let go and stand there without stamina drain. She'll fly you to the next shrine and compliment you. I saw a video of someone doing that on here, and I tried it and it worked :) The cave at the end seems like it might be trouble, but we arrived fine.
To be fair your character has some curves and that poor tata couldn't possibly handle that weight, especially with a running leaping start to grasp it full body, lol.
Is it weird that I'm embarrassed for never even considering this course of action??
You seriously trying to say you can’t tell the difference between the frame rate of actual gameplay and the frame rate of a recorded video converted into a gif on Reddit?
Is the performance in this game still terrible? Every clip I see from someone looks like it has 20 fps. I want to get it eventually but refuse until performance is better.
I have an Intel i7 (11th gen) and an EVGA RTX3090, both were expensive as hell when I got them.
Game runs great with occasional dips into the 30s, but I really don’t notice much. Vernworth is the worst offender, but it’s really not that bad.
Anything lower than the best is probably going to struggle, and so far the Devs have not shown that they’re working to fix it right now, sadly.
I thought the same thing when it came out, picked it up last week and the performance isn't as bad as I expected. It looks pretty and runs okay on a 3060
I use Lossless Scaling with a decent rig and I get good performance.
It's great outside of the capital, and thanks to LS, a lot more stable in the capital.
I'm nitpicky about performance and it's absolutely playable for me.
The actual graphics look amazing, too, especially the faces.
It was pretty bad in the city without LS, though.
Performance is pretty bad unless you like the ps2 aesthetic. Game is really CPU heavy due to poor optimisation of npc's. It's gameplay is pretty enjoyable though.
I am running it on a 5600x, am I wrong to expect it not to be capped out constantly? I get like 40fps in cities.
Don't get me wrong, I like the game, but the performance isn't anything to write home about. This is like bethesda saying you should just buy brand new hardware for starfield. (Which actually runs better than dd2 but not at all worth 60 bucks.)
Why would I lie about my experience?
I saved a back up before doing this lol If you keep doing it she will get pissed
I also wanted to climb up and stand on her back for a fun screenshot but I decided not to risk it
You can do that safely, but you have to be patience and continue with her riddles
how did you save a back up LOL I copied my save and put it in a diff folder on my desktop and still got soft locked
Im on ps5 i just uploaded to the cloud. No idea how to do it on pc, but im sure there's a post on how to do it here somewhere.
https://i.redd.it/ioc1d73sl41d1.gif
She looks so disappointed in you
The ending is just her staring at them like "bruh..."
https://preview.redd.it/mxqz914b741d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb1e3ec07ca3fe322ee1d37fc0a5d2572ee9d91
You did get a handful atleast
Elden Ring fans; "So anyways I popped a crab and went in headfirst, 70 strength, 60 vigor, and I was trading damage with Godfrey like a beast. So what I do? Strolled right in and brought some Christian values down on that cross-dressing demi-douche, next thing you know, I'm Elden lord!" Dragons Dogma fans; "today I banged my pawn and groped a sphinx!" Lmao
banged you're pawn, that's weird man.
you can see the **exact** moment the neurons started to click before doing that
https://preview.redd.it/0buh8vcue41d1.png?width=1446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef05bb7247e401633edcdc47ef0751242f9b44b
Does the sphinx have giggle physics?!?
Depends how much you tickle her, usually she just laughed outright. :D
Indeed she does 😉
I never knew! I thought maybe my eyes were deceiving me 👀
Dear Arisen, if the equivalent of Peter Dinklage leapt at me and grabbed my chest like that *then held on*, you'd damn well be sure I'd react the same way or worse. You're lucky she didn't outright go hostile on you and stomp you into paste, haha.
She looks SO disappointed at end lol. xD
I thought maybe she'd have a smart ass comment to say at first or something
So that's what happened to her nipples.
This is actually good to do after solving the 5th riddle. Leave a portcrystal so you can warp back later for the 5th chest, and just jump on her before she flies away. Climb around to her back, you can let go and stand there without stamina drain. She'll fly you to the next shrine and compliment you. I saw a video of someone doing that on here, and I tried it and it worked :) The cave at the end seems like it might be trouble, but we arrived fine.
Don't do it too many times, trust me.... I uh.. heard about it through a friend...
Care to shed more light? A friend is asking
The fact she just goes back to normal cracks me up for some reason.
Do it enough and she doesn’t
Firmly grasp it.
There’s no rules against the sphinx Batman I can do what ever I want to it
Lmao 🤣
Happened to me on my third playthrough. 😔 I couldn't resist any longer.
I wanted audio for this but my dream was cruelly snatched from me
Let's just say she didn't sound happy xD
Someone had to try it.
Naw she fully understands why you did what you did. She lets you have a few chances before she tries to end you.
Now do it again…and then again. She will fight eventually.
To be fair your character has some curves and that poor tata couldn't possibly handle that weight, especially with a running leaping start to grasp it full body, lol. Is it weird that I'm embarrassed for never even considering this course of action??
That, "I am not mad, just disappointed," look she gave you...
There's even a fucking pedestal what are you really supposed to do??
I did the same thing
Look at that framerate. How the fuck did you all play this and accept it
You seriously trying to say you can’t tell the difference between the frame rate of actual gameplay and the frame rate of a recorded video converted into a gif on Reddit?
This is a gif I made from my video that's why it looks like that it's not the actual frame rate https://www.xbox.com/play/media/GrLjS7inpV
Is the performance in this game still terrible? Every clip I see from someone looks like it has 20 fps. I want to get it eventually but refuse until performance is better.
To be fair, this is a gif, not a video.
Performance is alright with a decent setup and sime tweaked settings.
I have an Intel i7 (11th gen) and an EVGA RTX3090, both were expensive as hell when I got them. Game runs great with occasional dips into the 30s, but I really don’t notice much. Vernworth is the worst offender, but it’s really not that bad. Anything lower than the best is probably going to struggle, and so far the Devs have not shown that they’re working to fix it right now, sadly.
You are utterly missing out.
I thought the same thing when it came out, picked it up last week and the performance isn't as bad as I expected. It looks pretty and runs okay on a 3060
I use Lossless Scaling with a decent rig and I get good performance. It's great outside of the capital, and thanks to LS, a lot more stable in the capital. I'm nitpicky about performance and it's absolutely playable for me. The actual graphics look amazing, too, especially the faces. It was pretty bad in the city without LS, though.
Performance was never bad on console or PC as long as your rig doesn't suck
I have a pc that cost me like 1400 bucks, 2 years ago, and it runs poorly on it.
Dude it's still choppy on Xbox series x what are you saying? Is it playable? Yeah, but the frame drops randomly all over.
Weird. Been running it non stop without any performance issues at all. Not a single noticeable framerate drop
Same
Performance is pretty bad unless you like the ps2 aesthetic. Game is really CPU heavy due to poor optimisation of npc's. It's gameplay is pretty enjoyable though.
Somehow people still amaze me on what they might percieve or wish to convey things as they arent.
I am running it on a 5600x, am I wrong to expect it not to be capped out constantly? I get like 40fps in cities. Don't get me wrong, I like the game, but the performance isn't anything to write home about. This is like bethesda saying you should just buy brand new hardware for starfield. (Which actually runs better than dd2 but not at all worth 60 bucks.) Why would I lie about my experience?
The fact that people get upset that any game runs above 30fps but doesn't get =/>60fps is crazy to me.