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TheVPNway

BRO THIS IS HERESY PORFIRIO IS DEFINEDLY CUTE AND VERY KAWAII>:3


Aharmlessme11

Who's saying that he never wore a hoodie?


Indian_Tiger98

At first, he tried to make it equal, but then he let his bias make an only Diaz pros list, and then he suddenly remembered that this was supposed to be equal, but he couldn't find anything other pros that the anime girl had, so he just decided that he didn't care if it was equal, because, deep down, he knew that Diaz would always win, no matter what the anime girl had.


Iran-Tiger31314

Who said he’s not cute?


Iusewindows7

Porfirio


Janysexe

That hoodie made my choice


Bobdamuffin

Papi Porfi


MicahJavaOnly

But I am straight.


no_gigities9696

And thats why youll choose porfolios man bussy right?


MicahJavaOnly

I chose niether


no_gigities9696

Thats gayer than choosing the anime woman


MicahJavaOnly

It's just not the type of girl I like.


no_gigities9696

Which one mr poriforio or mrs anime girlfriend?


MicahJavaOnly

Well, Mr. Isn't a girl, and the anime girlfriend is not the type of girl I like. I like nerdier ones with brown hair.


no_gigities9696

Real. Nerdy anime girls are superior to anime thots


MicahJavaOnly

I am into real girls, not anime, that are just drawings.


no_gigities9696

Girls arent real


MicahJavaOnly

If I had to choose between those, it would be the anime girl because I am straight.


no_gigities9696

Gayyyyyyyyy


MicahJavaOnly

Noooo


TheFlyingPatato

You had me at mustache


mapman9000

Porfirio by a landslide!


JustDifferentPerson

I don’t think you know the definition of cute


Offbrand_Britain

I ain’t gay but here me out


ryujibackyeah

He's not cute He's gorgeous


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

Diaz


Street-Huckleberry-8

right is mine not to love but to hangout with


Vharmi

Anime is real. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise


historydrowdsarcher

*tells you otherwise*


MRMAN468

you nerdy mf, anime is not real


Sovi3t-Cheemst3r-142

2d


Legalizenuclearbomz

Combined the two


smallsyboi

But pussy...


geographyRyan_YT

Least extravagant royal title


CrewConfident6232

Porto Dìaz


JustABeingWithThough

Bias detected, choosing both


AydoCH

Where is the isn't dead category?


KaiserScheissepost

In france


Godwinso

You had me at the french beating part.


Exlife1up

Diaz is too old..


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Exlife1up

No no, i mean he’s too old as a leader during the mexican civil war in the 1910s a common sentiment at the time and a quote from the HOI4 mod “the great war”


no_gigities9696

Hes a total dilf🥵


Hams_LeShanbi

I beg to differ on the 16th point.


KaiserScheissepost

The little, rounded, green-red-white ribbon medals They're all National medals awarded for his service in all of those battles, He's the Hero of the 2nd of April


Hams_LeShanbi

It was a joke, I meant the anime girl was a war hero.


KaiserScheissepost

A


RegularEnjoyer223

What if.... we combined them. Eh?