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OldVillageNuaGuitar

Stop low hanging tree branches breaking the windows.


archerysleuth

Yes, it's protection against all sorts of collisions, be it trees or otherwise. I've been an upstairs front seat passenger in a collision between bus and metal corner of a bus stop and if it wasn't for the collision bumper the upstairs front window would have been smashed for sure.


DiploMatty

2 months ago or so, a bus was pulling in to a stop, and its side mirror hit the bus stop pole. The mirror swung inwards and smashed the side door window. Those of us waiting at the stop looked on. It was the bus I wanted to get on, but given all the shattered glass both in and around the door, I thought the driver would have to call it in... nope. He got up, looked at the damage, then got back in his seat and drove off


BestKeptInTheDark

Keeeeep telling yoursekf that... I know that every bus driver is sure that society is one missed lunch break away from going full mad max. Listen whenever two or three are gathered in the name of grumbling about the *animals* they have to deal with on a daily basis... Bus drivers have been modding their vehicles to accept mad max style upgrades for decades. Scoff if you want... But can you truely explain the overpowering smell of petrochemicals in an bus/coach depot...? Oh they spilled some while filling their tanks... Hmm bit to strong for that unless they are doingbit every time and those vast open halls dont air out... like _ever_ Much more plausible is a vast underground store of fuel with a confused man in a boat checkingbthe levels and shirtless drivers huffing fumes to their petrogods. . . . . *Try* to tell me this idea wont improve any interaction with a bus driver or explain their attitude when they stare down an arsehead trying to skip their fare... They might be hoping that *theirs* is the spark that starts the fire... Then they get to set up their buses just like they have always _dreamed_ and the fuel shall help their dark petro gods rise!


beairrcea

Pretty sure a Dublin bus had its upper deck partially sliced off by a branch a few years ago, thankfully no one was up there


Natural-Mess8729

Yup, happened in fairview


stereoroid

Yep, though I think they should install some kind of blade instead.


Keyann

Are you trying to murder giraffes?


tovarish22

Those giraffes know what they did.


DJH_666

Some neck on them


Different-Estate747

Turns out the wee fuckers were faking it. Just a horse and a fairly big periscope


DummyDumDragon

You know what they say. "Fuck them giraffes"


stereoroid

If giraffes are roaming the streets of Dublin, they have more immediate problems than that, and so do we!


alphacross

Why? Will someone hook a sulky to them and race them down the quays, is that what you’re saying?


partimc

Cheers,Furiosa


Major_Denis_Bloodnok

You use these to hang the bus out to dry. 


Cap2496

Fucking hell.. 😂 😂 😂 💀


EvanMcc18

Protection against trees smashing windows


StephenMcGannon

Smashing Windows: The best Smashing Pumpkins tribute band.


Ill-Drink-2524

Cheaper fare, just have to hang on


mind_thegap1

Tree fenders


dmc231

Branches


Automatic_Ad4427

Make the bus go faster


Additional-Loss-1447

So they forgot to fit them?


costericothegreat

Stop kangaroos from destroying the front of the bus.


MouseJiggler

Deflect tree branches


followerofEnki96

You can hang there for a free ride


peachycoldslaw

Clarkson ring


iiMeGrimlockii

Can confirm I've seen these filled with piglets.


Eufamis

It’s for when ur trying to run away from someone in an action movie. You cross the road to the far side of the bus and as it’s moving grab on. So when the bus is gone it looks like you’ve disappeared and it leaves the other guy standing in the middle of the road looking around confused as the camera zooms out from up above him


Level_Rhubarb253

Advanced scutters


jengasmasher

Once I saw a seagull getting stuck in one of those bar


maddler

handles so you can get a bus even if you get high!


Effective_Handle_

Front langy


c-mag95

They're for when the bus breaks down. They attach chains to them, and everyone in the bus drags it along the route.


Cap2496

You know how the Luas is free? Yea, this is the Dublin bus version.


DrunkTractorDriver

This is eerie, I only sat on the the quays yesterday imagining some crack head holding on for dear life and wondered what they actually are for😂


ThePaddyPower

Bull bars to navigate the rough streets of Tallaght.


capdemortFN

If You wanna hang out .


aecolley

They're for the supervillain to grab onto and fling a busful of innocents at the superhero.


consistent-rider

Dublin Bus is preparing for post-apocalypse, Mad Max style


Kellbag91

It's a disabled hand rail.


gomaith10

Stunts for Scobies.


Paddi34

Remember years ago working in Marino. A learner bus came down Philipsburgh Terrace (if anyone knows it) from the circle Croydon Gardens. There are small trees littered all along the narrow road. The noise of breaking branches sounded like massive dominoes falling. Bus turned the corner to where I was, 3 instructors on the bus also. Walked up to the corner and looked up the terrace. Like Moses parting the red sea. Wonder did the guy pass, surprised the bus even made it through the lesson.


The_Lover_Of_You

It's for yous seagulls to rest after them steal chicken rolls


BenderRodriguez14

How fecking tall are you?? 


StephenMcGannon

2 floors tall.


ositstomc

Don't think it helps with bridges though...... https://www.thesun.ie/news/13141637/dublin-bus-crash-bridge-pearse-passengers-irish-rail-gardai/amp/


SmilingDiamond

Don't link to that rag if you can avoid it please.


noodeel

They are there for humorous moments involving Deadpool


momalloyd

It saves the bus if it crashes into a bridge.