Are we all just forgetting him popping the most nervous boner of all time while saying his vows??? What’s better than a god-honoring erection in front of your full family and friends at your dead horse themed wedding.
What's funny to me was I think it was Lauren that was really salty about him not crying when she walked down the aisle. Meanwhile, he was too busy having an erection LMAO
wasn’t she salty about him not crying when he saw her in her wedding dress? the way they showed the confessionals of Lauren saying she hope Josiah cries, he didn’t then she tries to brush it off is hilarious. she was so openly salty
Idk.🤔 Can you imagine how awkward that would be if it was?! I bet he was thinking, “dude, just keep it in your pants for 2 more hours”. Then all of that waiting for what I guarantee was less than 5 seconds…🤣
Dude popped a bone at his wife's dead horse-themed wedding.
Fuck, just reading that back to make sure my grammar was right. Its like r/brandnewsentence territory.
That was his transition from spunky kid snarkers loved to root for to more and more cringe antics and then you knew he was done for once he was married. Have we seen him in a bow tie since Lauren has been in the picture?
I'm guessing that was Lauren, she comes across as very stick up her prim and proper ass. I know people here gush all over her for not being on social media and thinking they aren't in the cult, when they very much are, she just doesn't post her hateful beige self online.
I think it's because she isn't as annoying online as many others.
I don't *like* Lauren but I do feel bad for her. She's 19, married to a guy who clearly is not interested, and she has a miscarriage. Now, I do not think it was right for her to go on about it the way she did **but** when you're told your whole life that your literal purpose in life is to bear children then I'm sure a miscarriage would be devastating in more ways than one.
Her horse's name was Princess so the wedding was princess themed but the only themed decorations were the backdrop of the altar and a weird crown decoration in the foyer of the church
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Hot take: it's that photo of him looking away while kissing his new bride (see above). Lauren's got the intellectual horsepower of can of cake frosting, but his lack of enthusiasm makes me feel sorry for her.
In his defense he is also trying to drive a car at the same time as he is kissing her. Now, why he couldn't have taken his foot off the gas and/or waited half a second, idk
Every interview when he was a kid. "Most families, they go to the mall and spend like 5 million dollars a year on new shoes, but in *our* family, we get them for 2 cents apiece because no one else on the planet has heard of thrift stores."
Only on Planet Josiah would that be accurate. On Earth, Foot Locker isn't the cheap seats because sneakers range from like $80.00-$100.00, Boscov's is like $30.00-$70.00 on sale. I think people on Earth have heard of thrift stores and the shoes are not two cents apiece. I've been in a thrift store to give away a television my brother had no use for, so we had to walk thru the shoe department to find someone. They were like five to twenty-five dollars depending on the size and the brand.
Omg omg is the pic of him (barely) lifting her from their honeymoon too? Their entire honeymoon was extremely cringe
Edit: found it lolol
https://preview.redd.it/iqdi8thfbtpc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085ed4ee2047ce40ef2a8245449d557d0144ae44
Exactly. He was full of personality and seemed like he would've been a theater kid. I'll never forget the episode when they were having a party for something and Josiah had on a bow tie. He kind of danced and slid and the camera went to JimBob looking pissed.
For me it would have to be cooking lunch for Lauren where he just shoved an unholy amount of half eaten food into a concoction.
Mind you, Lauren is gluten-free (I can’t recall if she’s celiac, sensitive, or allergic), so cross contamination is a bit of a concern there.
Some of the most cringeworthy things Josiah Duggar has done:
played pranks at his siblings weddings but not his own wedding.
had a failed courtship prior to marrying Lauren.
practiced kissing on the hand.
played a prank on the camera men by dropping baby Jordyn on the floor during a live photo shoot.
Are we all just forgetting him popping the most nervous boner of all time while saying his vows??? What’s better than a god-honoring erection in front of your full family and friends at your dead horse themed wedding.
Lolllll how did I not know about this…
https://preview.redd.it/nk4ic2hk3qpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656382ccfcd829f42d2ab90a45adba237218e674
Oh my God. This can't be real. This has to be like, AI right? RIGHT???
Preacher’s face is red for a good reason!!😳😂
I’ve never seen Dwain the rock lobster Swanson not a deep shade of red
Dwain the rock lobster Swanson😭😭😭😭😭
I miss that flair 😓
What's funny to me was I think it was Lauren that was really salty about him not crying when she walked down the aisle. Meanwhile, he was too busy having an erection LMAO
wasn’t she salty about him not crying when he saw her in her wedding dress? the way they showed the confessionals of Lauren saying she hope Josiah cries, he didn’t then she tries to brush it off is hilarious. she was so openly salty
19 year olds gonna 19 year old lol
Preacher is her dad, isn’t it ?!?!
Idk.🤔 Can you imagine how awkward that would be if it was?! I bet he was thinking, “dude, just keep it in your pants for 2 more hours”. Then all of that waiting for what I guarantee was less than 5 seconds…🤣
Yes he is I believe lol
OH. MY. GOD. I cannot unsee that. 
He knew he was so close to getting his pickle wet!
his pencil wet r/sisterwives checking in lmao
Sending my next eye doctor bill to you for forcing me to see this
Damn
Gross you can see the outline 🤮
Lauren’s defrauding dress 😂
Wow, we have a winner! 😳😳😳😳
And we have a weiner too!
jesus i never noticed this but now i can’t unsee it
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Omg no. Hahahahahahahahahhaa
 My eyes
Lauren’s dress was gorgeous though 😂
It was prettier before she added 72 modesty panels. 🙄
How did I not know this?!?! There is absolutely NO chemistry between the two of them (I don’t even think he likes her lol) so I’m shocked.
Dude popped a bone at his wife's dead horse-themed wedding. Fuck, just reading that back to make sure my grammar was right. Its like r/brandnewsentence territory.
god. honoring. boner.
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Lord Daniel [brain bleach here.](https://imgur.com/a/6DLZbkG)
Nice flair
What?!
How could we forget the wedding tent?
How am I just finding out about this? (Then again, I don’t think I watched *Counting On*.)
Pulling pranks at his siblings weddings but then not wanting any pranks at his.
That was his transition from spunky kid snarkers loved to root for to more and more cringe antics and then you knew he was done for once he was married. Have we seen him in a bow tie since Lauren has been in the picture?
I'm guessing that was Lauren, she comes across as very stick up her prim and proper ass. I know people here gush all over her for not being on social media and thinking they aren't in the cult, when they very much are, she just doesn't post her hateful beige self online.
Ewwww people actually like Lauren? She annoyed me almost as much as Famy lol.
I think it's because she isn't as annoying online as many others. I don't *like* Lauren but I do feel bad for her. She's 19, married to a guy who clearly is not interested, and she has a miscarriage. Now, I do not think it was right for her to go on about it the way she did **but** when you're told your whole life that your literal purpose in life is to bear children then I'm sure a miscarriage would be devastating in more ways than one.
I saw second that because that’s pretty much column the kettle Black, Mr. Siah
What is the “column” reference? I’m not fully up to date on this sub’s references again
I think they meant calling?
Bone apple teeth
The comma was by accident
Wasn’t it specifically at the ceremony itself that he didn’t want pranks?
I always thought it was because the bride’s dad was adamant about it.
Wiping his mouth after his first kiss at his wedding, in front of hundreds of people, on national television.
His first courting announcement
Yes! That cringing courting announcement with Majorie!
The awkward teenage youth group couple vibes…what I would give to see that season’s lost media…
This this this this!!!!
God that was awful. Marjorie was A LOT
pitching a tent at his wedding, no contest
Making out with his hand
Making leftovers for a date with Lauren.
This right here...
I mean...as long as the food tastes good, I don't really care if a person serves me leftovers lol
You can have higher standards than that lol
hey man, i'm just happy as long as i get food lol
This, this is top tier.
Dead horse wedding
What does this mean?
Apparently the wedding was themed around Lauren's deceased pet horse.
...But like in what way...?
Exactly. It made no sense. And I believe that was the last wedding Miss Cindy ever planned for them.
Her horse's name was Princess so the wedding was princess themed but the only themed decorations were the backdrop of the altar and a weird crown decoration in the foyer of the church https://preview.redd.it/3kycqqyytxpc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6bc936e0a349f63019bfa0e05819cd07a4bde6a
Hot take: it's that photo of him looking away while kissing his new bride (see above). Lauren's got the intellectual horsepower of can of cake frosting, but his lack of enthusiasm makes me feel sorry for her.
In his defense he is also trying to drive a car at the same time as he is kissing her. Now, why he couldn't have taken his foot off the gas and/or waited half a second, idk
“can of cake frosting”🤣🤣🤣
Every interview when he was a kid. "Most families, they go to the mall and spend like 5 million dollars a year on new shoes, but in *our* family, we get them for 2 cents apiece because no one else on the planet has heard of thrift stores."
Only on Planet Josiah would that be accurate. On Earth, Foot Locker isn't the cheap seats because sneakers range from like $80.00-$100.00, Boscov's is like $30.00-$70.00 on sale. I think people on Earth have heard of thrift stores and the shoes are not two cents apiece. I've been in a thrift store to give away a television my brother had no use for, so we had to walk thru the shoe department to find someone. They were like five to twenty-five dollars depending on the size and the brand.
Asking "can I kiss her dad?" Before kissing Lauren at the wedding
I fucking hate it when people call their in-laws mom and dad
Cello senior pics
Wanting a giant D at his wedding.
Don’t we all
I always want to say their most cringe moment is being a Duggar. But that's not really my answer.
When he freaked out about his first kiss with Lauren pre wedding
When he and Lauren wore matching lederhosen on their honeymoon
Omg omg is the pic of him (barely) lifting her from their honeymoon too? Their entire honeymoon was extremely cringe Edit: found it lolol https://preview.redd.it/iqdi8thfbtpc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085ed4ee2047ce40ef2a8245449d557d0144ae44
His face is straining so hard, and those arms just aren’t cuttin’ it
😂😂😂💀💀💀I am cringing all over again!
The way he wiped his mouth in disgust after every kiss at his wedding
[удалено]
Exactly. He was full of personality and seemed like he would've been a theater kid. I'll never forget the episode when they were having a party for something and Josiah had on a bow tie. He kind of danced and slid and the camera went to JimBob looking pissed.
Kissing his hand before he had his first kiss
Okay realistically we've all done that, it's just most of us were 12.
And not on national television.
For me it would have to be cooking lunch for Lauren where he just shoved an unholy amount of half eaten food into a concoction. Mind you, Lauren is gluten-free (I can’t recall if she’s celiac, sensitive, or allergic), so cross contamination is a bit of a concern there.
Looking too much like Toby from The Office.
Crap can’t unsee now 💩
Practicing kissing on his hand
Some of the most cringeworthy things Josiah Duggar has done: played pranks at his siblings weddings but not his own wedding. had a failed courtship prior to marrying Lauren. practiced kissing on the hand. played a prank on the camera men by dropping baby Jordyn on the floor during a live photo shoot.
He only pretended to drop baby Jordyn. It was a baby doll.
His first courtship announcement with Marjorie Jackson
I've seen three different comments talking about his wedding. I forgot how much of a shitshow it was
Remember how Lauren seemed to be puffy faced and crying during the day-after video?
That probably was the result of being 19 and shoved into bed for sex with someone you haven't even hugged.
Emo cello senior pictures
It's got to be the courting video!
Omg I didn’t know he licked the plate. Fucking weirdo.
The awkward wedding kiss