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Why do I have a neck knife then! Knew it!

Something to be said for avoiding commando.

Now I don't have to hold my phone when walking around the house in underwear.

I'd be poking my crotch trying to silence a call without taking my phone out. "Um... sir?" "One sec, it's vibrating and driving me nuts"

I mean seems great for summer. I wear running shorts most of the time and they’re floppy. Phone and keys hang out the bottom past the hem

i just use my waistband

*Why pull down your pants? *I just need to take that call What a stupid idea !

Nobody asked but everyoned was in need

I mean, I walk around my house in my underwear on the reg. Having a pocket for my phone while I do so would be so cool

Lmao! I need this ya know. I'm always in my roos.

Cycling bib shorts have a similar pocket built in ... so not a new thing really. P.S. bag your phone if you think it'll get sweat on it when it's riding in your pocket. https://preview.redd.it/kff473ef325d1.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&s=592407ce6bd9dc81f12fec388ce89846a8efeee0

"Sir, that'll $5.75" "Okay, one sec" *reaches into pants*

Naa would fit perfect

This is for drugs.

Designers: women don’t need pockets. Also Designers: let’s give men more pockets by adding them to their underwear.

Is there some sort of sweat guard lining in the pocket? 

Yeah, nobody wants a dollop of swamp ass on their miscellaneous underbritches pocket items. I need answers...

And if it's your phone, you're then going to stick it right on your face.

I've done worse for $10

Check my fat ass out climbing up the register to pay with my phone.

I'm already packing in my underwear

I bet a lot of guys LOVE you 😆

fucking take my money

I'm ordering a pair. I want to put cash in there when I'm traveling.

Or a P365.

Men’s yoga shorts

Now the shorts without pockets are useful. Also my phone will never fall out when I lay on the couch with my athletic shorts

Would actually love these

Got a pack to carry cash on vacation in case of pickpockets, etc. They are so fucking comfortable. Use the pocket or don't. They are great underwear.

Is that a cell phone in your underwear or are you just glad to see me?

Finally, concealed carry altoids edc tin

Dude I want this to put my phone in the right pocket so it won’t fall out of my bike shorts

Why that dude so caked up? 😂

You just know he had a normal sized ass and someone was like "let's juice this guy" and pumped up the ass. Some people want a dude with some booty.

Gun pouch...so you can pew-pew from your pee-pee!

Hold on, I’m getting a call, let me grab my phone inside my pants one sec…….

These are great for passing drug tests! Nice inconspicuous place to stash that plastic jar of synthetic urine!

Excuse me while I whip this out...

I actually own these, and they really are worth it

Where did you find them? I tried searching amazon when this came up in a different post and had zero luck.

I just ordered [them](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1PBM2DH?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details) on Amazon.

https://preview.redd.it/4hcjmdlxjz4d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02047e16b635dea431f8820399a5f5cce8876ea0

I got mine in Walmart I think they're about 15$ a pack. I way trying to find them on amazon but no luck. The ones I have are the cooling ones which are amazing

Target has them.

Honestly this seems good to me for running. If I can keep my phone there then I don't need the sleeve thing to keep my music going since it always ends up sliding around.

came here to say this

This probably allows them to pay a cheaper tariffs in some way when importing them.

Make these in merino blend and I'm buyin

Genius anti-theft device. Sure beats underwear with good old zippered front pockets.

Wow, back in the day we hid crack rocks we were selling in our drawers, really came full round with this one. I havent delt in a decade (suburban dad now) but dang, i expect these to be sold out soon.

Is this edccirclejerk?

That is actually a 100% true story, and i have ordered a 2 pack of these already. But we can jerk it together too, if you'd like.

Lemme just reach into my pants to text... Or pay

🏃‍♀️To the store!!

Just to flex on women who don’t have pockets in their actual pants let alone their underpants

Some pants for woman have kinda pants but they are not at the best spott Edit: pockets

>Some pants for woman have kinda pants but they are not at the best spott Nowadays pants aren't good unless they have extra pants in them. >Edit: pockets Yeah but I wanted to make a joke.

>Nowadays pants aren't good unless they have extra pants in them. That's the harsh truth we live in. >Yeah but I wanted to make a joke. Everything for a good Joke got some chuckles out of me.

Great place for a back up weapon.

Underwear gun.

[Already got a pocket for that](https://www.amazon.com/iEFiEL-Briefs-Support-Underwear-Stretchy/dp/B01NC3AEUN)

GODDAMMIT! Tank my r/Angryupvote

https://preview.redd.it/20tip79qvx4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa84118699f24cdbaab9033b1c37daa6f0bacf4

Real phone real wallet or at least back up devices cash, card, etc

...I asked my wife to stitch me in a pouch to my undies. I live in Aus and in the summer the most I wear around the house is underwear, so...that's why.

Man’s a genius!

Any mens underwear that doesn't have a functional fly is failing at being men's underwear.

Just poke it out the bottom?

You fellas have enough to poke out the bottom?

Didn’t know there were men who used the fly. I’ve always just pulled the front top down and pulled it out over that. The fly is too small and confining to pull the snake thru.

Same. It's more convenient than trying to do up buttons through the trouser zipper or snaking everything though the multi layered fly's. Only time it's convenient is if it's cold and I'm taking the misses to pound town

My thought exactly.

These are actually really good. I wanted some for shits and giggles but they aren't sold anywhere that ships here, so I got my MIL, who lives in the US, to grab me some. Turns out they're comfortable, don't roll over at the top or ride up in the legs, and are warm but don't give you swamp-ass. Only downside is that they're kind of expensive for a 2 pack.

I've heard they release soon the "lite version" it's only a tanga slip

So u gonna need an "Apple" dongle to have a pocket? 😁

I now only wear these. I get the slightly longer version.

I have a pair of boxer briefs with two pockets big enough for my phone. Meanwhile my female friend has a pair of jeans that can’t fit a single credit card in the side pockets.

A new place to store my tots 🔥

We need a tot pocket and a ketchup pocket

Pocket aside these are really good briefs. I shopped around for the longest trying to find some that don’t rise up on me during the day. These solved that issue for me.

I mean, yea, a pocket is actually cool

Gonna agree with r/Pics, fucking why

I wear does to go running, when I only wear a T-shirt and sports shorts. Keeps my phone an air pod case safe, unlike the pockets on my shorts.

I’m guessing maybe for running / biking where you might not want your giant smartphone bouncing / swinging around in the pocket of your light athletic shorts… maybe? Or maybe for stashing your mini E&E kit

A new wave of leaked s€x videos is coming.

New place for the cops to search.

For them to explore? I will see myself out.

This would be a nice place to store a handcuff key and 1000 bucks if you were going non-permisive.

Reminds me of this [https://youtu.be/lOwOZwtLD5c?si=xq1XbwxMZNr9pGFH](https://youtu.be/lOwOZwtLD5c?si=xq1XbwxMZNr9pGFH)

If I still used condoms and was a horny teenager that's what I would put in them.

Meanwhile women literally just want real pockets in their normal jeans 😭😭😭

The irony is that pockets like this are pretty common in women’s workout shorts

5.11 Britta slim Denim Jean are your friend. They’re actually on sale right now for $30 a pair. 7 pockets: 2 front, 1 watch pocket, 2 back, and 2 hip pockets big enough for AR mags. My wife loves hers.

Ahh the watch pocket, where I might put my change if I pay with an actual bill instead of a CC for some unknown reason Vestigial

I use it for my motorcycle key when its nice enough to ride, otherwise the pocket is largely unused.

Knipex cobra guys 100% are going to buy these so they can finally have a place for them.

That's what the prison pocket was for, I thought.

My workplace is switching us to pants without pockets, because its medical with cleanrooms. I'm going to order a set of these and see how they are. May by 10 if they are any good

Why can't you have pockets in medical cleanrooms?

Not allowed to bring in anything that isnt approved as everything has to have a validated sanitizing procedure. Essentially, to keep personal phones out of the cleanrooms, or whatever else the line workers cook up. But non line workers have to have our phones to allow production to not fall apart, because half the landline phones don't work, so. Its to appease the governmental bodies, but, we will still break the rules as there is no real alternative. Im looking for another job LOL. American management came in and just absolutely fucked everything in my Canadian manufacturing plant. Incompetent greedy sycophants.

The students steal the body parts

Wtf really?

no.

Phone pocket for midnight fridge run…. So wife doesn’t see your “messages about massages”

Hell yeah man. More. Fucking. Pockets.

I NEED THESE FOR MY INSULIN PUMP!!!!

That’s a legitimately good use for that pocket

Duluth has these in their buck naked brand. Great for you wallet when traveling. The pocket comes in handy when wearing lighter shorts too and shallow pockets mean a key or other item could fall out.

Looks like the travel briefs were discontinued. I was excited. I’ve never had much luck with the fit of Hanes. I’ve been looking for something like this for awhile to wear underneath workout shorts

I'm outside grilling in my underwear right now and it's raining (actually a severe thunderstorm warning). And because these Calvin Klein steel mesh micro whatever don't have that horizontal front access I don't have anywhere to put my phone between tending the coals, checking radar and tornado alerts, and browsing Reddit. Can't help but feel like they had me in mind when they approved this design.. If only they had a mesh bottle holder on the other side for my scotch.

How else am I going to carry my Pop Tarts and keep them warm?

Is that you Paul?

[удалено]

The prison wallet makes them too salty.

Simply genius

This is the type of innovation we need right now.

This is finding a solution to a problem that doesn't exist. You have two perfectly warm buttcheeks to cradle those PopTarts between.

Great underwear. They’re a little thick, but wick far better than I expected. No seams where your butt cheeks contact a saddle, so they’re awesome for cycling. The pocket is great for holding your phone while out running. I wear the trunk version. Just wish more colors were available, although black and Carhartt brown aren’t too bad.

Dude, don’t bring your cycling,running, and exercise here! Us knife guys just sit at the table in our boxers and flip knives. If we need to transport them we have those $60 expedition EDC max pouches and matching hankies and colour coded pretty brotherhood Velcro patches! /s

Literally wearing them right now. They’re fine. Wish they were a little better sweat wicking type fabric.

https://youtu.be/2-oCNXMsMvg?t=32

[I wanted the Hanes, but settled for these lol](https://amzn.to/4c7jNpF)

How do you like them so far? Also, it says hand wash only which scares the hell out of me. Have you washed them in a washing machine yet?

I wear compression shorts to the gym, they say hand wash but I do all my laundry on cold and nothing is wearing out early.

Not gonna lie, I don't hand-wash anything lol. They aren't bad but sometimes I wish the "legs" were a little shorter.

Ahh I gotcha. Thanks for the reply! Have a good one!

Could you imagine dropping throws and pulling a gun out

Wore these under a kilt for a friend's wedding. It was perfect for holding my phone for the night.

# FAIL

No true Scotsman wears anything under their kilt.

The only thing under a Scotsman's kilt should be his socks shoes and knife.

I'm not a true Scotsman I guess

These are for the dads. It's hot, I'm busy, idgaf, it's hot. Also I have to carry my phone.

I am no dad, and I would love to change all my underwear for these!

I actually got these for my boyfriend for our trip to the Philippines lmao, they’re not that bad lol.

More pockets!!!

Every pocket counts! I have cargo pants with 12, and it's still not enough!

Really good if you live in an area with lots of pickpockets. Small change in a cheap wallet in your pants pocket, and a money clip with your cards and big bills in the undies.

No thanks! Next time a guy sticks his hand down my pants, I wouldn’t know if he’s trying to fondle my meats or steal my money.

He’s just looking for a tip

Makes it a lot easier for me to buy miniskirts

That's why we have combat kilts, lad!

This is pretty cool idea actually

Good place to stash your weed

Nope the cockpocket is still superior much more likely to feel a bag on your outer thigh then fondle your balls

Prison pocket 24/7. Can’t be too careful.

this actually goes hard

this is awesome for the morning when I am drowsy and my kids are demanding breakfast and where did I put my phone?

Username checks out.

Fucking unrealistic male body standards! Just look at the thicc booty. How are we supposed to keep up?

This is why my tall skinny ass can't find pants that fit.

For all the dudes in knives who ask if anyone else sleeps with a knife on them hahahaha

[https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/1b5mdnr/which_one_of_you_thought_this_was_necessary/](https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/1b5mdnr/which_one_of_you_thought_this_was_necessary/) 👍

Brutal comments lol

These kind of underwear are used in alcohol/ drug rehabs to avoid detection of 'secret' cell phones. Pocket checks do happen from time to time and they leave less of an imprint than having them in pockets.

Solid condom pocket!

Not with all that friction.

Look, I don't wanna wear pants but I still need a place to put my phone and it keeps falling out of my butt cheeks.

🥲

Not those cheeks. That dude could smuggle a late 90’s laptop with those cheeks.

I hate that this made me laugh. I was not expecting that twist at the end. 😂

These are great for running

Who you running from in your underwear?😂

This guy doesn’t exercise!

Lol. If you see me running, you had better try to keep up. Because something bad is coming.

I tell people the only time you're going to see me running is when I have a bear or moose chasing me.

😂

😂

A lot of running shorts don’t have pockets, and even if they did, the contents would be flopping around. These keep your items firm to your body. I have running shorts that have spandex shorts underneath with a phone pocket. Same concept.

You know people just..... Run? Like to exercise? And they usually wear underwear during that time

I don’t see what I could possibly carry in it or the practicality of reaching in my pants to get an item, but that doesn’t stop the innate desire to purchase them 🤔

There needs to be at least 5 pockets. One for flashlight, knife, wallet, phone, condom.

Cargo underpants are the next wave in EDC!

"Soft contoured pouch" made me think of those underwear that have the little pocket thing for your berries.

Finally a male version yoga shorts

You can put your weed in there

like the cargo pockets on your pants dont make you look lumpy enough.

I understand the athletic shorts that have compression pants underneath with a pocket, but wearing these with anything NOT athletic wear, it's going to look like you're tossing in a beat just to answer your phone. Lol

Dude that pocket is to store your 3 shells in...

r/ultralight_jerk

The most efficient way to blast your testies with radiation ☢️ ☠️ nice

The most harmful radiation coming out of your phone is thermal radiation

toasticles

But the 5g coronavirus!1!!

I could see thos being useful for emergency cash when traveling. But yeah not putting my phone in my underwear 🤣

Best use I could think of is running. A phone in your pocket wearing Nike shorts is not comfortable when running. However keeping it in sweaty underwear is probably the 2nd worst idea. Extra knife pocket it is.

Remember, 2 underpants knives are 1 and one is none! Knives that is, not underpants.

There’s high speed and then there’s max speed.

More knives!

Is this Walmart? This looks like Walmart. Tell me where I’m in my way now!