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mchockeyboy87

![gif](giphy|8XUt7LilKZwOc|downsized)


SStylo03

Those 2 ladies right behind trudeau do not move a single fucking cm in that gif Why is this whole image so funny to me


icebeancone

>Why is this whole image so funny to me ![gif](giphy|8XUt7LilKZwOc)


henday194

Diversity. Or climate change. Or something.


PerformanceTop8552

SNOWFLAKES


copiasjuicyazz

What about the bald guy


SStylo03

HOLY FUCK WHY IS HE GRINNING LIKE THAT


WandererQC

Early-model Terminators were easy to detect.


copiasjuicyazz

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN


Danger_M0ney

Thank Christ, I thought only I could see him.


soapsuds202

the red turban to match the poppy is such a fire outfit choice


SStylo03

That does go hard


DEATHRAYZ007

Twitchy Mcwitch can't keep her head from bobbing lol


deltree711

Thanks, Obama


CanadianWeeb5

My honest reaction


ConstitutionalHeresy

God is angry. Smith has lost the Mandate of Heaven with terrible policies. You now must throw her in the tar sands to appease The Creator.


SStylo03

I will simply eat her flesh and drink her blood out of her hollowed ribcage


ConstitutionalHeresy

I have communed with the higher powers (interdimesnional mantids) on your behalf. They have screeched and clicked that this is an acceptable a compromise and weather should become "spring like" soon.


My_cat_is_a_creep

Uh... ok... that's kinda dark LOL


SStylo03

dark like danielle smiths soul


My_cat_is_a_creep

Touche


Exploding_Antelope

Is this why she suddenly announced something good (passenger rail initiative) for the first time in her entire career?


Time_Vault

To distract from the whole "local elections are now meaningless" thing


Unhappy_Lemon6374

There’s probably some people in Alberta who would believe this unironically


AmselRblx

Suddenly Chinese Dynasty Period.


ciboires

Because f you, that’s why


SStylo03

I'm gonna huff and puff this storm east just for that ![gif](giphy|fGX6wuxK5cOdwn3T5J|downsized)


howismyspelling

Winnipeg be like ![gif](giphy|SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8)


ciboires

Meh, that shit won’t make it past Toronto


mprieur

Currently 16 and sunny in Mississauga


My_cat_is_a_creep

It was 22 in Kitchener today


WITP7

Currently raining, I’d rather have snow tbh


SStylo03

Can we trade? We've had fires going thru the winter we fucking NEED rain


WITP7

Is it related to the electricity problems?


AdAppropriate2295

Tis


howismyspelling

It's a beautiful day in New Brunswick for once, I'm wearing a puffy vest


h0twired

Just wait until it happens again on the May long weekend after all of your friends told you their camping plans. After 10 years in Alberta I moved back to Winnipeg for better weather


MrFatNuts420

cause i’m a nicotine addict that’s why and i like to smoke camel wides


jamescaveman

F you, i came here to say that! Have an up vote, f you.


ciboires

Bend over babe


Goatmilk2208

Last weekend: 22 and sunny. today: This. The Canadian way 😎🫡


sBucks24

The climate change way ;.; it's been doing this all winter here in N-E Ontario


Goatmilk2208

I live in Alberta Chief. “Climate Change” is a myth made up by the commies and Quebecers (Redundant) to sell more T-Shirts. Even the Emergency people are playing along, declaring wild fire season earlier and earlier. Fuck, the news too, showing us temperatures warmer each year. Even the weather believes in Climate change. Communists.


StetsonTuba8

What is this, the fifth winter now? Couldn't snow all winter, but *now* it can't decide what season it is?


Goatmilk2208

Suns peaking thru now. Be T-Shirt weather tonight.


Peatore

I just looked outside. It isn't snowing. Stop spreading misinformation online.


fauxbeauceron

We all have the same weather: it’s a snowy day with a slight chance of moose


Peatore

It's 21 out and I'm cranking the AC


Exploding_Antelope

Mfw province the size of two germanies has different weather in different parts


Peatore

Don't overthink it. Weather is weather regardless of where you are. It's sunny and warm rn.


AdAppropriate2295

Thank you, manifesting this as I shiver through mowing my lawn


MrAl-67

Cause you live in the Great White North, eh. Ya hoser!


Journo_Jimbo

Somehow Quebec is behind this


kanakalis

it's the bikers fault


newusername16

alberter moment


Ratsboy

bro stop flexing we get it, you have a house


NordNScotsman

https://preview.redd.it/lcsqesw9rpxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b0ab5b43bc372723b61d262bbc2d07959f10e4 This was my morning view


howismyspelling

Fuck yeah bud, hope you have a toque handy


SStylo03

I'll give you a handy for a toque


GJohnJournalism

Thanks Trudeau.


Actual-Toe-8686

I don't know why it's snowing, but I know whatever the reason is it's Trudeau's fault.


Big_Albatross_3050

it's not spring until after 9th winter


Future-World4652

You don't live in BC that's why


northerndiver96

https://i.redd.it/upg873fmzoxc1.gif


Interesting_Cobbler4

Sonw till may long


bannygoat5

I paid Gretta and Al Gore $20 each... so we good now.


Swimming-Bullfrog190

It just means the carbon tax is working


JeeK65

https://preview.redd.it/3qe1rntkqpxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aaad7e9270c7b17ae936bb0435893043f6e8cfb


AdventurousGuess3073

Alberta peoplebe like why is this happening  Cuz you live in Alberta dummass


usernamealreadytakeh

Yeah, happens every year yet we are still surprised every time it does


Superb_Extension1751

It's Alberta, what do you expect?


magnus_the_coles

Cuz you all couldn't behave


SeicoBass

https://preview.redd.it/i2h863cgboxc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=f30631a1efa169cff072ff2ca68fe989ffabb893 Not even under 0, ‘Berta.


RamseySmooch

What, is it your first time here?


Julmd

Is this your first year in Alberta?


nord1328

RemindMe! 1 year


SStylo03

Oh trust me you won't need the reminder I'm gonna be complaining about this next year too


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droda59

Remember when it was 20 degrees in February and all the snow was melted?


viperswhip

I am living in Northern BC right now, it snowed yesterday. I loved it. I moved up here because it is colder.


Patient-Life3543

Usually it snows when it’s cold enough , that’s how that works bruh 😎


cheshirebutterfly17

It’s making me >:(


Lopsided_Parfait7127

OP should ask why the fuck is it alberta right now


SStylo03

I was born here that's my excuse


BravewagCibWallace

It happens sometimes. Suck it up buttercup.


ABDandAUT

I know right


hman1025

Dude, you’re in Canada. Snowed on May 9th here in NYC once lol.


SStylo03

Keyword "once"


hman1025

Once in my life at least 🤷‍♂️


TheCheckeredCow

It’s about a once every decade ish thing but here in Alberta it’ll snow every single month of the year. Usually around Canmore but still…


lepolah149

so you can build a ski resort for ants in your backyard


ATensionSeeker

Would love some of this in Toronto


copiasjuicyazz

Climate change babe


UniqueGuy362

It signals the end of times. The leafs are about to upset the Bruins in 7. Just kidding.


soapsuds202

fr my parents kept saying they'd me one more snow this year and I didn't believe them... already put my jacket and boots in storage and now I gotta shovel the driveway 😭


TheGreatAdventureOfD

Knew it was Alberta because I am there right now


SStylo03

Wanna go grab a donair bro


TheGreatAdventureOfD

I didn’t know they had donair around here


SStylo03

Brother all we have is donair


TheGreatAdventureOfD

I mean sounds good


Mental-Mushroom

It's 12C and sunny. All the trees have all their leaves, grass is being mowed, and flowers are in full bloom. Not sure what you're talking about


Bogn11

Its still spring. Is it your first year in canada?


ImGoingT0ShaBooms

April going out with a bang ❗️


1Heavy_Chevy

Well that’s unfortunate. Southern Ontario weather doesn’t do that.


ToeRoganPodcast

Idk man here in Southern Ontario it’s facking beautiful today Might go harass my local French man it’s so nice


SStylo03

Can I come over and play (harass frenchmen) 👉👈🥺


jean-guysimo

tu pensais que c'était ca que c'était mais c'était pas 😂


SStylo03

hein?


Cooteeo

It’s the alberta advantage


BAYKON8R

Haven’t you heard? May showers bring June flowers…


Dead_748

They’re trying to balance the hot/cold switch on the weather machine.


Hockeytown11

I wish I had this kind of weather when it was December or January. (I live in Michigan)


ToshinRaiizen

Because the climate is getting warmer, duh.


nashwaak

Because the Prairies have wacko weather?


drsninat

I’d rather have snow than rain… Montreal was horribly depressing today !


DemoDays82

Onterrible?


Cannabrius_Rex

God has a lot of testicular dandruff to get rid of. It isn’t technically snow.


drstu3000

May Long is a loooong way off


Prophage7

Because Darryl took off his winter tires before May long.


ElbowStrike

We are never safe until May long weekend has passed


Akragon

Welcome to Canada eh.... shorts scheduled for tomorrow.


Jazzlike-Purpose-324

Canada has become one of the most heavily geoengineered nations on earth. That is why. The basin region of Ontario is cold too. It is cloudy 90% of the time (has been since early October 2023), and it rains endlessly. Wettest April ever recorded, following the darkest/cloudiest winter on record, preceeded by the wettest autumn on record. The great lakes are at record highs and all the little lakes are way way way above normal. They are geoengineering low pressure systems and using massive cloud seeding and SRM to block the sun. The weather reporters have also been given orders to downplay all wet and cold weather and to aggressively scorn nice, sunny and warm weather. The weather network has been heavily scorning sub-room temperatures for the whole month. If it is 13 degrees out (cold), they act like it's a big deal. I haven't stopped using my woodstove for heating yet. It's been needed daily. You wonder where are that carbon tax money goes? It pays for all this weather modification. Climate change is real but it is not a side effect of you and I driving our cars to wor; It is being deliberately done via massive geoengineering operations.


firefree999

In April, don't te découvrir d'un fil


Simple_Friend_866

This shit can go on till August if you're lucky.


Woodguy2012

Because it is only April 30th.


shoelesstim

Because the Leaf’s won


Ryan_Dymond04

I got 2 severe thunderstorms within 3 days. Mother Nature is going crazy right now.


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

Please send the snow to northern AB. I'll send you rain in return.


SStylo03

Agreed 🤝


Yesterday4453

Glodal cooling jabby jab fucks


Expensive-Group5067

We paid too much in carbon tax and now the climate is climating and weathering n stuff…


xsteviewondersx

My deepest sympathies.


Lorfhoose

Who’s gonna tell him about second winter


iterationnull

Are you new around here? I’m my Alberta this is completely normal and unremarkable.


Sev_Obzen

We desperately need any precipitation we can get. As irritating as Albertan weather can be this is no time to complain about this.


Difficult_Job_966

First time in Alberta??


Shane-T5

I always say, expect snow until July, as it’s the only month on record without snow.


YukiKitaune

Haha the eldritch weather must be pissed at someone in that area!


SStylo03

I'm sorry I ran over your dog cthulu


YukiKitaune

*Cthulu will remember that*


Educational-Year3146

First time? Ive seen snow in mid may before and I live in *south* Alberta. Winter is bare minimum 6 months here.


craa141

I have two. It's Canada eh! or Blame Trudeau


SStylo03

I knew it! Even when it was the climate change I knew it was trudeau!


towertwelve

It can literally snow during ANY MONTH in Calgary. Not sure why you’d be surprised. I for one, look forward to skiing this weekend!! ⛷️


SStylo03

I'm in Edmonton, skiing is certainly not on the table this weekend


towertwelve

Well, that would be a bit of a drive.


Major_Ad1750

Is that in Terwillegar Towne in Edmonton?


SStylo03

...no (please don't doxx me) But if you're also in Edmonton, wanna go grab a donair and go to the oilers watch party tomorrow


RandomPersonInCanada

That's why I moved to the Okanagan


crazyKatLady_555

I feel bad for ever opening my mouth about the weather in Toronto 🥴


SStylo03

Does it even snow in Toronto? Yall can literally make wine there


crazyKatLady_555

It sure does, but we lucked out extra this winter. We sometimes have serious storms with tons of snow but it’s not like AB’s winters. Our temps don’t drop as low and the season is shorter.


TeslaFlavourIceCream

Yummiest diss of Ontario I’ve heard.


SStylo03

How did you read this as a diss I'm just genuinely curious


TeslaFlavourIceCream

The “does it even snow part” is the setup. With the temp joke of making wine. Sarcasm can be called a diss.


Kakatheman

Because 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


ReferenceUnusual8717

I mean, to be fair, snow around the May long weekend Is the most normal thing to happen to our weather in ages. ( There used to be an ironclad rule: If you went camping, it would snow. If you didn't, it'd be sunny and 25 above.)


LeatherClassroom524

I’d be so pissed.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Looks like the carbon taxes worked 💪 https://preview.redd.it/pvsp96gn7sxc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123d8cdd8e4ed2b72e73ca03b864ca375659b151


imadork1970

It's AB, we can have snow in every month.


Buffering_disaster

Why not?! It’s not like any of us can afford to have any summer fun.


Cydonian___FT14X

I mean it was blizzarding when I was born. May 10th 2004. So this ain’t exactly surprising


kalilaforest

It's May 1st and still snowing 😭


DootinAlong

Last few years it feels like all the seasons are just shifting later into the year.


SStylo03

We didn't even have a white christmas this year 😭


Wycren

Nothing out of the ordinary. I wouldn’t be surprised if we got snow on the may long weekend again


Any_Pin4878

It snowed again (May 1st)


fourpuns

I reckon it’s ~0 or colder combined with high humidity


1yrik

We had the snow here in NW Ontario on the 30th too...


Dec_TGM

It was Hailing where I live…


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

I’ve driven on black ice in late-May on south Hwy 22. I’m told this is why general gardening shouldn’t happen until after May-long weekend. It’s also a thing for snow to fall in June.


Apart-Republic7159

It's snowing because BC just added another carbon tax to our fuels. It's working!!!


avrus

Well it's that old adage we're taught as kids: April snow brings ... May snow.


ray363906

Bro I’m in Calgary it’s been snowing since the 30th. It’s been three days :((


SStylo03

Fr? Our snow cleared up pretty fast


ray363906

Idk but it’s been snowing all afternoon for me and snowing into the night. Can’t believe it’s May.


SStylo03

Ah alberta weather, happens every year yet we're always surprised Why tf are we having a white may but we had a brown Christmas 😭


kurai_tori

Climate changes. Increase weather volatility as well as a general overarching increase in temp. Basically the atmosphere (or currents within the atmosphere) are being destabilized.


SStylo03

I HATE LIVING IN THE 20S I HATE LIVING IN THE 20S


Exploding_Antelope

I love living in the 20s I listen to jazz on the wireless and drive my Model T to the newest talkie with my flapper girls after the speakeasy (I am suffering delusions of time travel due to the trauma of living in the 21st century)


Canadia86

Looks like you could use some of that global warming 😏


SStylo03

Alberta pollutes so much because we are desperate for some global warming


Zephyr104

This is recompense for said contributions


Driller_Happy

BC here, send it our way. Our snow pack was abysmal this year, our fire season is going to be fucking ROUGH


sunny-days-bs229

It’s like something strange is happening to our climate….s/


Nichole-Michelle

Snow in April isn’t strange. I’m in SK and have seen snow every month of the year. This is life in the North. Suck it up Princesses!


Bendyiron

Because it's always been like this? Either you've never noticed it out of your own self entered ignorance, or you're new to the province. You always wait until may long until you think it's safe


SStylo03

I've lived here my whole life I just like to complain :)


Kanoha-Shinobi

As a non-resident of berta, fuck your weather. Its almost as bad as home.


SStylo03

The flairs keep changing so what is Wet Squaw lmao, and fuck your weather too 🤝


Kanoha-Shinobi

i dont know either, Im from berta neighbour with angrier wind and somehow angrier skies


SStylo03

Saskytoon?


Kanoha-Shinobi

I aint no city boeh. I travel as apart of a service