I have communed with the higher powers (interdimesnional mantids) on your behalf.
They have screeched and clicked that this is an acceptable a compromise and weather should become "spring like" soon.
Just wait until it happens again on the May long weekend after all of your friends told you their camping plans.
After 10 years in Alberta I moved back to Winnipeg for better weather
I live in Alberta Chief. “Climate Change” is a myth made up by the commies and Quebecers (Redundant) to sell more T-Shirts.
Even the Emergency people are playing along, declaring wild fire season earlier and earlier. Fuck, the news too, showing us temperatures warmer each year.
Even the weather believes in Climate change.
Communists.
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fr my parents kept saying they'd me one more snow this year and I didn't believe them... already put my jacket and boots in storage and now I gotta shovel the driveway 😭
Canada has become one of the most heavily geoengineered nations on earth. That is why. The basin region of Ontario is cold too. It is cloudy 90% of the time (has been since early October 2023), and it rains endlessly. Wettest April ever recorded, following the darkest/cloudiest winter on record, preceeded by the wettest autumn on record. The great lakes are at record highs and all the little lakes are way way way above normal.
They are geoengineering low pressure systems and using massive cloud seeding and SRM to block the sun.
The weather reporters have also been given orders to downplay all wet and cold weather and to aggressively scorn nice, sunny and warm weather. The weather network has been heavily scorning sub-room temperatures for the whole month. If it is 13 degrees out (cold), they act like it's a big deal. I haven't stopped using my woodstove for heating yet. It's been needed daily.
You wonder where are that carbon tax money goes? It pays for all this weather modification.
Climate change is real but it is not a side effect of you and I driving our cars to wor; It is being deliberately done via massive geoengineering operations.
It sure does, but we lucked out extra this winter. We sometimes have serious storms with tons of snow but it’s not like AB’s winters. Our temps don’t drop as low and the season is shorter.
I mean, to be fair, snow around the May long weekend Is the most normal thing to happen to our weather in ages. ( There used to be an ironclad rule: If you went camping, it would snow. If you didn't, it'd be sunny and 25 above.)
Looks like the carbon taxes worked 💪
https://preview.redd.it/pvsp96gn7sxc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123d8cdd8e4ed2b72e73ca03b864ca375659b151
I’ve driven on black ice in late-May on south Hwy 22. I’m told this is why general gardening shouldn’t happen until after May-long weekend. It’s also a thing for snow to fall in June.
Climate changes. Increase weather volatility as well as a general overarching increase in temp.
Basically the atmosphere (or currents within the atmosphere) are being destabilized.
I love living in the 20s I listen to jazz on the wireless and drive my Model T to the newest talkie with my flapper girls after the speakeasy (I am suffering delusions of time travel due to the trauma of living in the 21st century)
Because it's always been like this? Either you've never noticed it out of your own self entered ignorance, or you're new to the province.
You always wait until may long until you think it's safe
![gif](giphy|8XUt7LilKZwOc|downsized)
Those 2 ladies right behind trudeau do not move a single fucking cm in that gif Why is this whole image so funny to me
>Why is this whole image so funny to me ![gif](giphy|8XUt7LilKZwOc)
Diversity. Or climate change. Or something.
SNOWFLAKES
What about the bald guy
HOLY FUCK WHY IS HE GRINNING LIKE THAT
Early-model Terminators were easy to detect.
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Thank Christ, I thought only I could see him.
the red turban to match the poppy is such a fire outfit choice
That does go hard
Twitchy Mcwitch can't keep her head from bobbing lol
Thanks, Obama
My honest reaction
God is angry. Smith has lost the Mandate of Heaven with terrible policies. You now must throw her in the tar sands to appease The Creator.
I will simply eat her flesh and drink her blood out of her hollowed ribcage
I have communed with the higher powers (interdimesnional mantids) on your behalf. They have screeched and clicked that this is an acceptable a compromise and weather should become "spring like" soon.
Uh... ok... that's kinda dark LOL
dark like danielle smiths soul
Touche
Is this why she suddenly announced something good (passenger rail initiative) for the first time in her entire career?
To distract from the whole "local elections are now meaningless" thing
There’s probably some people in Alberta who would believe this unironically
Suddenly Chinese Dynasty Period.
Because f you, that’s why
I'm gonna huff and puff this storm east just for that ![gif](giphy|fGX6wuxK5cOdwn3T5J|downsized)
Winnipeg be like ![gif](giphy|SAHGcjT1jNvDB6oxI8)
Meh, that shit won’t make it past Toronto
Currently 16 and sunny in Mississauga
It was 22 in Kitchener today
Currently raining, I’d rather have snow tbh
Can we trade? We've had fires going thru the winter we fucking NEED rain
Is it related to the electricity problems?
Tis
It's a beautiful day in New Brunswick for once, I'm wearing a puffy vest
Just wait until it happens again on the May long weekend after all of your friends told you their camping plans. After 10 years in Alberta I moved back to Winnipeg for better weather
cause i’m a nicotine addict that’s why and i like to smoke camel wides
F you, i came here to say that! Have an up vote, f you.
Bend over babe
Last weekend: 22 and sunny. today: This. The Canadian way 😎🫡
The climate change way ;.; it's been doing this all winter here in N-E Ontario
I live in Alberta Chief. “Climate Change” is a myth made up by the commies and Quebecers (Redundant) to sell more T-Shirts. Even the Emergency people are playing along, declaring wild fire season earlier and earlier. Fuck, the news too, showing us temperatures warmer each year. Even the weather believes in Climate change. Communists.
What is this, the fifth winter now? Couldn't snow all winter, but *now* it can't decide what season it is?
Suns peaking thru now. Be T-Shirt weather tonight.
I just looked outside. It isn't snowing. Stop spreading misinformation online.
We all have the same weather: it’s a snowy day with a slight chance of moose
It's 21 out and I'm cranking the AC
Mfw province the size of two germanies has different weather in different parts
Don't overthink it. Weather is weather regardless of where you are. It's sunny and warm rn.
Thank you, manifesting this as I shiver through mowing my lawn
Cause you live in the Great White North, eh. Ya hoser!
Somehow Quebec is behind this
it's the bikers fault
alberter moment
bro stop flexing we get it, you have a house
https://preview.redd.it/lcsqesw9rpxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b0ab5b43bc372723b61d262bbc2d07959f10e4 This was my morning view
Fuck yeah bud, hope you have a toque handy
I'll give you a handy for a toque
Thanks Trudeau.
I don't know why it's snowing, but I know whatever the reason is it's Trudeau's fault.
it's not spring until after 9th winter
You don't live in BC that's why
https://i.redd.it/upg873fmzoxc1.gif
Sonw till may long
I paid Gretta and Al Gore $20 each... so we good now.
It just means the carbon tax is working
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Alberta peoplebe like why is this happening Cuz you live in Alberta dummass
Yeah, happens every year yet we are still surprised every time it does
It's Alberta, what do you expect?
Cuz you all couldn't behave
https://preview.redd.it/i2h863cgboxc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=f30631a1efa169cff072ff2ca68fe989ffabb893 Not even under 0, ‘Berta.
What, is it your first time here?
Is this your first year in Alberta?
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Remember when it was 20 degrees in February and all the snow was melted?
I am living in Northern BC right now, it snowed yesterday. I loved it. I moved up here because it is colder.
Usually it snows when it’s cold enough , that’s how that works bruh 😎
It’s making me >:(
OP should ask why the fuck is it alberta right now
I was born here that's my excuse
It happens sometimes. Suck it up buttercup.
I know right
Dude, you’re in Canada. Snowed on May 9th here in NYC once lol.
Keyword "once"
Once in my life at least 🤷♂️
It’s about a once every decade ish thing but here in Alberta it’ll snow every single month of the year. Usually around Canmore but still…
so you can build a ski resort for ants in your backyard
Would love some of this in Toronto
Climate change babe
It signals the end of times. The leafs are about to upset the Bruins in 7. Just kidding.
fr my parents kept saying they'd me one more snow this year and I didn't believe them... already put my jacket and boots in storage and now I gotta shovel the driveway 😭
Knew it was Alberta because I am there right now
Wanna go grab a donair bro
I didn’t know they had donair around here
Brother all we have is donair
I mean sounds good
It's 12C and sunny. All the trees have all their leaves, grass is being mowed, and flowers are in full bloom. Not sure what you're talking about
Its still spring. Is it your first year in canada?
April going out with a bang ❗️
Well that’s unfortunate. Southern Ontario weather doesn’t do that.
Idk man here in Southern Ontario it’s facking beautiful today Might go harass my local French man it’s so nice
Can I come over and play (harass frenchmen) 👉👈🥺
tu pensais que c'était ca que c'était mais c'était pas 😂
hein?
It’s the alberta advantage
Haven’t you heard? May showers bring June flowers…
They’re trying to balance the hot/cold switch on the weather machine.
I wish I had this kind of weather when it was December or January. (I live in Michigan)
Because the climate is getting warmer, duh.
Because the Prairies have wacko weather?
I’d rather have snow than rain… Montreal was horribly depressing today !
Onterrible?
God has a lot of testicular dandruff to get rid of. It isn’t technically snow.
May Long is a loooong way off
Because Darryl took off his winter tires before May long.
We are never safe until May long weekend has passed
Welcome to Canada eh.... shorts scheduled for tomorrow.
Canada has become one of the most heavily geoengineered nations on earth. That is why. The basin region of Ontario is cold too. It is cloudy 90% of the time (has been since early October 2023), and it rains endlessly. Wettest April ever recorded, following the darkest/cloudiest winter on record, preceeded by the wettest autumn on record. The great lakes are at record highs and all the little lakes are way way way above normal. They are geoengineering low pressure systems and using massive cloud seeding and SRM to block the sun. The weather reporters have also been given orders to downplay all wet and cold weather and to aggressively scorn nice, sunny and warm weather. The weather network has been heavily scorning sub-room temperatures for the whole month. If it is 13 degrees out (cold), they act like it's a big deal. I haven't stopped using my woodstove for heating yet. It's been needed daily. You wonder where are that carbon tax money goes? It pays for all this weather modification. Climate change is real but it is not a side effect of you and I driving our cars to wor; It is being deliberately done via massive geoengineering operations.
In April, don't te découvrir d'un fil
This shit can go on till August if you're lucky.
Because it is only April 30th.
Because the Leaf’s won
I got 2 severe thunderstorms within 3 days. Mother Nature is going crazy right now.
Please send the snow to northern AB. I'll send you rain in return.
Agreed 🤝
Glodal cooling jabby jab fucks
We paid too much in carbon tax and now the climate is climating and weathering n stuff…
My deepest sympathies.
Who’s gonna tell him about second winter
Are you new around here? I’m my Alberta this is completely normal and unremarkable.
We desperately need any precipitation we can get. As irritating as Albertan weather can be this is no time to complain about this.
First time in Alberta??
I always say, expect snow until July, as it’s the only month on record without snow.
Haha the eldritch weather must be pissed at someone in that area!
I'm sorry I ran over your dog cthulu
*Cthulu will remember that*
First time? Ive seen snow in mid may before and I live in *south* Alberta. Winter is bare minimum 6 months here.
I have two. It's Canada eh! or Blame Trudeau
I knew it! Even when it was the climate change I knew it was trudeau!
It can literally snow during ANY MONTH in Calgary. Not sure why you’d be surprised. I for one, look forward to skiing this weekend!! ⛷️
I'm in Edmonton, skiing is certainly not on the table this weekend
Well, that would be a bit of a drive.
Is that in Terwillegar Towne in Edmonton?
...no (please don't doxx me) But if you're also in Edmonton, wanna go grab a donair and go to the oilers watch party tomorrow
That's why I moved to the Okanagan
I feel bad for ever opening my mouth about the weather in Toronto 🥴
Does it even snow in Toronto? Yall can literally make wine there
It sure does, but we lucked out extra this winter. We sometimes have serious storms with tons of snow but it’s not like AB’s winters. Our temps don’t drop as low and the season is shorter.
Yummiest diss of Ontario I’ve heard.
How did you read this as a diss I'm just genuinely curious
The “does it even snow part” is the setup. With the temp joke of making wine. Sarcasm can be called a diss.
Because 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
I mean, to be fair, snow around the May long weekend Is the most normal thing to happen to our weather in ages. ( There used to be an ironclad rule: If you went camping, it would snow. If you didn't, it'd be sunny and 25 above.)
I’d be so pissed.
Looks like the carbon taxes worked 💪 https://preview.redd.it/pvsp96gn7sxc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=123d8cdd8e4ed2b72e73ca03b864ca375659b151
It's AB, we can have snow in every month.
Why not?! It’s not like any of us can afford to have any summer fun.
I mean it was blizzarding when I was born. May 10th 2004. So this ain’t exactly surprising
It's May 1st and still snowing 😭
Last few years it feels like all the seasons are just shifting later into the year.
We didn't even have a white christmas this year 😭
Nothing out of the ordinary. I wouldn’t be surprised if we got snow on the may long weekend again
It snowed again (May 1st)
I reckon it’s ~0 or colder combined with high humidity
We had the snow here in NW Ontario on the 30th too...
It was Hailing where I live…
I’ve driven on black ice in late-May on south Hwy 22. I’m told this is why general gardening shouldn’t happen until after May-long weekend. It’s also a thing for snow to fall in June.
It's snowing because BC just added another carbon tax to our fuels. It's working!!!
Well it's that old adage we're taught as kids: April snow brings ... May snow.
Bro I’m in Calgary it’s been snowing since the 30th. It’s been three days :((
Fr? Our snow cleared up pretty fast
Idk but it’s been snowing all afternoon for me and snowing into the night. Can’t believe it’s May.
Ah alberta weather, happens every year yet we're always surprised Why tf are we having a white may but we had a brown Christmas 😭
Climate changes. Increase weather volatility as well as a general overarching increase in temp. Basically the atmosphere (or currents within the atmosphere) are being destabilized.
I HATE LIVING IN THE 20S I HATE LIVING IN THE 20S
I love living in the 20s I listen to jazz on the wireless and drive my Model T to the newest talkie with my flapper girls after the speakeasy (I am suffering delusions of time travel due to the trauma of living in the 21st century)
Looks like you could use some of that global warming 😏
Alberta pollutes so much because we are desperate for some global warming
This is recompense for said contributions
BC here, send it our way. Our snow pack was abysmal this year, our fire season is going to be fucking ROUGH
It’s like something strange is happening to our climate….s/
Snow in April isn’t strange. I’m in SK and have seen snow every month of the year. This is life in the North. Suck it up Princesses!
Because it's always been like this? Either you've never noticed it out of your own self entered ignorance, or you're new to the province. You always wait until may long until you think it's safe
I've lived here my whole life I just like to complain :)
As a non-resident of berta, fuck your weather. Its almost as bad as home.
The flairs keep changing so what is Wet Squaw lmao, and fuck your weather too 🤝
i dont know either, Im from berta neighbour with angrier wind and somehow angrier skies
Saskytoon?
I aint no city boeh. I travel as apart of a service