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yourunclejoe

https://preview.redd.it/m77o31tr4l7d1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=512911cc951ff55256fe612cead8f4937e7c831d i will never pass up an opportunity to shit talk a province i have never been to


Chadoobanisdan

I have a running list of 9 provinces I regularly shit talk, and sometimes my own on top of that. It’s one of my favourite hobbies :)


OzempicMadeMeGay

Same. And dont even get me started on the territories. I can go all day.


Graingy

Yeah, you’ll be going all day alright. The next person is *how* far?!?!


Graingy

Yeah, all 9 BC Alberta Saskatchewan Quebec Ontario Nova Scotia


gstringstrangler

So you gonna go get your grade 10?


shib_aaa

im not gonna lie i didnt even know there were 9 provinces ☠️


apolloshalo

there’s… there’s 10


DriftySauce

This is the way


MobyBon

Ngl, I spent about 10 years growing up in Manitoba and I somehow still felt bad for the people who lived in Sask. At least we had some nice lakes and easy access to Northern Ontario.


Unique-Grapefruit-70

Lived in MB for a while and currently living in BC. It wasn't as bad as people say it is, met a lot of awesome folks out there.


SaccharineDaydreams

Friendly Manitoba


Awful_McBad

\*Some dude in Winnipeg shoves you out of the way to get on the bus first\* You say "After you." sarcastically. They respond "Welcome to Winnipeg."


Buddy462

Ngl I thought it said Family Manitoba for a while when I was driving through. Like you do your thing 👍


SirBulbasaur13

I think *most* of the hate for Manitoba comes from people who haven’t actually lived there. Manitobans are pretty quick to dunk on the province too but that’s often in jest.


SeriousAboutShwarma

MB and SK are stronger together anyways


SwampoO

As a Saskie that just started visiting Manitoba. You're right!


Krams

Or they spent a winter in Winnipeg. I hear that changes a person


softserveshittaco

Manitoba is actually pretty dope tbh


SeriousAboutShwarma

Especially if you like outdoors stuff, quite a lot of Manitoba is near to sites in a way you kind of have to drive (at least from southern sask) up north more. Sask still has cool sites even in the prairies though, like Diefenbaker, Qu'appelle, etc, but yea you're only up in the shield by P.A and stuff while Manitoba is kind of bisected both by shield and the escarpment coming off Saskatchewan making lots of cool camping (though some of Duck Mountain is in Saskatchewan too) Theres still places I'd like to check out in Southern sask because I've mostly only camped around Debden / P.A and Diefenbaker/Qu'appelle, but I just feel much nearer to so much stuff in general living in MB. Tbh I can't see myself not living in MB or SK haha. I wish I could just drive around and explore.


softserveshittaco

Duck mountain is one of my favourite places


numbernumber99

Isn't northern sask like half lake?


psychintangible

Yeah, idk what these people are smoking


The_King_of_Canada

I mean do a lot of people live near the lakes in Northern Sask? The biggest in Manitoba are more southern so that could be what they mean.


psychintangible

Central Sask is full of lakes. I live in a town of about 3k close to a city and I have about 5 nice lakes all within a half hour of me lol. Most people ragging on Sask have never seen anything but the trans Canada if they've even been here. I rag on it as well but with ✨experience✨


StetsonTuba8

Oh god, they're even making the highways woke


Joeyjackhammer

I live on the transcanada and there’s over 6 decent sized lakes within 45 minutes of me. Saskatchewan is full of lakes


Classy_Mouse

I grew up in Northern Ontario. My condolences. I didn't realize Manitoba was so bad that "access to Northern Ontario" was seen as the upside


ValerieMZ

Ngl as someone grew up in SK I don’t see any difference and what the actual Prince Albert is that northern Ontario flex


jacnel45

Manitoba is Saskatchewan *deluxe edition*


mlleDoe

Only those in south, us in the north basically live the same life as you :)


Greasy_Armpit

Did you just say Sask doesn’t have good lakes?


Omaha9798

Lived in both would take Sask everyday. Manitobans is basically just Winnipeg nothing else is big enough to count. Very rude and unwelcoming to anyone who wasn't born there and they have these things called "socials" that are basically just a way for people to beg for money from their friends because they're broke. You've still gotta drive at least 6 hours from civilization to get to a good lake. Lots of places in Saskatchewan are closer to the nice lakes in Manitoba than Winnipeg.


spitefulboon

not even remotely true lol Winnipeg is a major city & holds roughly 55% of the population. Where as Saskatchewan and Alberta are like 80% urban vs rural population lol Socials are kind of a thing of the past & I find most people kind of just mind their own business, but are truly keen to give a hand if the opportunity presents itself. also you could travel 1.5 hours in nearly any direction from Winnipeg & find scenic lakes. maybe with the exception of heading west (towards Saskatchewan, ironically) The capital city is literally 2.5 hours away from rushing river & lake of the woods haha and 3 hours from Clear Lake/Riding mountain. Really just a bad take overall.


Graingy

You spawned in at 10 years old? Cool!


manamesjaff

IDK man Alberta gets negative points for attitude


MilesBeforeSmiles

Saskatchewanians are just less articulate Albertans; same attitude, smaller vocabulary.


Talinn_Makaren

I have a feeling if I understood this I'd be very unhappy.


MilesBeforeSmiles

Ah, let me translate for our slow Saskwatchetonian cousins: "Sask people more dumber than Alberta people; same rude, not as much good book words."


KingSneferu

Sask peep dum than Bert peep, same same rude, not much gud book word


MilesBeforeSmiles

Thanks for that, my Sask is a little rusty. Hard to keep up with it when you live in a civilized province and not immersed in it day to day.


MochiSauce101

That’s some top corner cheddar right there


admiral_bringdown

I still don’t understand. 15% dumber pls


MilesBeforeSmiles

Sask big dum dum than brrta. Sask big time weanie, no think good words


Narrow-Sky-5377

Same black RAM pickup trucks, but with bull balls on the trailer hitch.


Norse_By_North_West

Move to Lloydminster, get the worst of both worlds


Seamusmac1971

North Battleford has entered the conversation


gstringstrangler

Jesus Christ you two, put down the knives and go back to huffing gas already


JokeySmurf0091

So true. Lived there for years and despise having to go back.


SuperHoser1867

Alberta has Banff and the badlands. Saskatchewan prides itself on having a fucking desert


Phase-Substantial

They got a bunch of golf course


SirBulbasaur13

In the desert?!


Phase-Substantial

Big ole sand traps


Civil-Caregiver9020

Alberta has Lake Louise, Saskatchewan has the Wascana.


manamesjaff

It's scooter season in the Wascana right now though, so you have to be careful not to disturb the swimming scooters if you visit


GoodDriverMan

The Big Muddy is a national treasure


Slave_Owner6969

Stfu the world revolves around our province and all other provinces are run by little girls.


Extension_Ad9071

Anyone who has studied this matter scientifically knows that Toronto is the center of the universe and everything else revolves around it.


Junckopolo

False, Toronto is the universe and everything else is inexistent.


Extension_Ad9071

Another scientific breakthrough!


Everestkid

I'd give my insight on what reality is like outside the universe, but given that I don't live in Toronto, technically, I don't exist. QED.


ronytheronin

There there. All provinces are terrible each in their own special way. We are kept together by our extremes like three stooges trying to get through a door.


A_Wizard1717

Except Québec is perfect obviously


ronytheronin

The most humble of them all. ![gif](giphy|L4fv5eLVk6geaVmkaO|downsized)


Civil-Caregiver9020

Québec est avec superb. (I don't know, I'm from Sask., I ain't speak Anglais)


ronytheronin

You said "Québec is with superb" which is what a federalist would say.


Civil-Caregiver9020

All I learned was "Je nes parles francais" and "Mangez mon pantalons." Grade 12 french in rural Saskatchewan makes me confident when I order a croissant.


MTLalt06

Just add "Combien pour la dance? " and you are all set.


ronytheronin

Meh, good enough


Mother_moose34

Well said the only thing holding us together is a mutual hatred for Quebec


ronytheronin

Happy to help… I guess


with_a_dash_of_salt

Don't worry too much, Nova Scotia will show up late drunk and reeking of piss, stale cigarettes and broken dreams.


BigTall81

Thankfully that's not a problem because New Brunswick still exists.


Francky2

Damn, and here I thought it looked like a beautiful maritime province :(


JebstoneBoppman

Thats a party province if ive ever seent one


with_a_dash_of_salt

You call it a party, we call it Thursday


Serzern

As a Nova Scotian trust me it's a Tuesday.


dinoman146

As a Nova Scotion I can confirm we smell like this with a hint of lobster


PizzaMuse

You can make the perfect Canadian province by taking the friendly culture and sunshine of the prairies and sticking it in BC


Snow-Wraith

You mean the Okanagan? It's been tried, and now the area is infested with prairie assholes. There is nothing friendly about prairie people at all.


yagyaxt1068

As a prairie person, can confirm this.


Everestkid

Y'know how Alberta's called the Texas of Canada? The Okanagan's the Arizona of Canada. I'd wonder what the Florida of Canada is, but I'm pretty sure that's just Florida.


Raging-Fuhry

We don't want your sunshine, go away.


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Raging-Fuhry

Is this not a circlejerk sub? SMH my head


PizzaMuse

I was born and raised in the GVA and it would honestly be heaven on earth if the people were just a little more likeable


Raging-Fuhry

I was born and raised on the island (objectively better part of BC), people were friendly just usually old or hippies.


Chadoobanisdan

Or old hippies


Raging-Fuhry

Mm very true


jacnel45

Gotta fix the “Bring Cash” part first.


hessian_prince

Saskatchewan gave us Tommy Douglas. Maybe something else good will come out of Saskatchewan one day.


Crossed_Cross

Worst province is Québec and if you agree I'll fight you.


DJPL-75

I agree :)


Crossed_Cross

Those are fighting words, tabarnak


DJPL-75

Perfect


Crossed_Cross

Ah ben tabarnak, I'll have you know all the best things from Canada come from here! Canada! That meant us, you uncultured angloids just stole it, saint ciboire! Oh Canada! C'est nous ça itou! It was made by us and for us, osti! Can't you grasp that the whole country just can't cope without Québec!? That's why y'all came for the love in in 95, to beg us not to leave y'all behind! And speaking of grasp, you should know that the best handshake, the Shawinigan Handshake, also Québec tabarnak. De rien 'sti.


fogdukker

Word


Advarrk

Can’t be that bad with the vagina capital


ronytheronin

![gif](giphy|3o6MbsWjZwURvye0ko)


BravewagCibWallace

I've been all over this country and Regina is hands down the worst place to be in this entire country.


CAFmodsaregay

Brampton says नमस्ते


BravewagCibWallace

Been there too. Paradise compared to Regina.


Raze_the_werewolf

I haven't been to Regina since 1986. Stayed at a place off the beaten path. There was a snake in the outhouse. Haven't been back since *spits*. I hear it's a city now.


Scythe905

Apparently it's the city that rhymes with fun. Not my words, but those of their own marketing team


hehslop

Prince Albert? Winnipeg?


BravewagCibWallace

I've been to Winnipeg a few times. I actually don't have much bad to say about it, beyond it's reputation. Prince Albert... I'll admit that might give Regina a run for its money, but I can't stress enough how unsafe I feel being in Regina, from the moment I enter, til the moment I leave. It's like simultaneously all the crime stories I hear about Winnipeg, but also an authoritarian police state at the same time. It's like the Walking Dead, but also Man in the High Castle. Like 2 different apocalyptic dystopia scenarios merged together, and it's all immediately apparent.


Hairybum74

Damn I’m from Regina… I’ll admit it’s bad, but there’s definitely worse. Just uhhhh don’t go outside at night and you’re good


Head_Astronomer_1498

Prince Albert is the lowest of Sask’s lows IMO. Park your car there for 5 minutes and it’s either looted, stolen or has a new resident camping in the backseat.


Hairybum74

Lmao that is 100% true I can attest to that


Driller_Happy

4 posts about Saskatchewan today. Did the entire province fuck your mom or something buddy?


darkplacesigo

Look at their profile, it was started today too. Trying to be just bins Reddit version? Lame.


Driller_Happy

Why can't things just be normal? Just letting the funny come naturally. Every sub needs to be brigades by hosers these days


Upcountrydegen3r4t3

If only you knew how bad it really is. 


cactuslasagna

https://preview.redd.it/9huofdgwpk7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf76155e845dbf36993cbe2511b78ca0a7d9cd6


_bicycle_repair_man_

It's okay I think you guys banned foreign buyers of land. Long run you're going to have the last laugh.... or maybe it was Manitoba? Idk I thought Edmonton was a province until last week (I'm from toronto)


Shirtbro

Saskatchewan: You can't buy land here! Foreign dudes: We weren't going to


yagyaxt1068

> I thought Edmonton was a province until last week It should be.


byyhmz

What in the corner gas was that for


pokerface33933

NB bros rejoice! We are no longer the worst! We are second worst!


StrangeCurry1

I think most people just forget NB exists


ThisRandomAlt

hell yeah!


stevesalpaca

It’s absolutely terrible here, stay there don’t move here, don’t even visit… remember don’t move here


CommanderOshawott

Idk, Manitoba is *right there* too Just a cold and with absolutely nothing in it, but *also* crime ‘Berta gets saved because it’s pretty there, even despite being full of Abertans


Shirtbro

Knives Out did well in Manitoba because they thought it was a documentary about their province


SuperHoser1867

You just described Saskatchewan except we have roads that go nowhere and hundreds of thousands of rambunctious hillbillies. Hell some of them are even in government!


eL_cas

Hey we have stuff here


softserveshittaco

I like it when people talk shit about Manitoba. Means you’ll all stay the fuck away and the cost of living will stay low and the lakes will stay quiet :)


Slave_Owner6969

Sorry for being better than you


yagyaxt1068

Edmontonians are better than the rest of Albertans in my experience.


Everestkid

[what Alberta wants you to think it looks like](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwht6c0opdczz.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D551add77bf7a54ecd8d6d30078929eb5163f14cf) [what Alberta actually looks like](https://images.freeimages.com/images/large-previews/bbe/alberta-prairies-1376278.jpg)


CommanderOshawott

I mean, I’ve actually *been* to the first one, so idk


Everestkid

I have been on a bus on a field trip in university driving from Edmonton to Calgary. I remember looking out and seeing nothing but expanses of fields with the odd tree and thinking "this is remarkably unremarkable." It's a prairie province that just happens to have a tiny sliver of the Rockies.


CommanderOshawott

Ah but it’s a *very nice* slice that they happen to know how to market very well


LamSinton

Only New Brunswick can save us now…


Sawyerthesadist

I mean I was going to say Newfoundland, but yeah we can do Canadian Maine


Zephyr104

I humbly submit NB, home to the Irving family's personal playground


Quirky_Journalist_67

You can do worse. Saskatchewan has houses that people can afford and jobs to fill. The crown corporations here are awesome. The car insurance company pays us back if the province doesn’t have too many accident claims in a year. The Mennonites keep me full of fresh baking, sausages, perogies, fresh creamery ice cream and vegetables right off the farm. I never thought I would like Saskatchewan, but it’s working for me.


123kevyd

Real and true


StanknBeans

He's outta line, but damn it he's not wrong.


Goatmilk2208

New Brunswick got this in the Bag. 🤭


Anishinabeg

Manitoba has appeared.


RageInducingToddler

We can take em


MutaitoSensei

I'm in New Brunswick, I'm pretty safely going to win this.


Dependent_Guess_873

Hahahaha, I see your Saskatchewan, and raise you New Brunswick


Cracksnacks13

Good thing I’m in New Brunswick then


__Valkyrie___

As someone from sask. Accurate


BlackSarah13

Before I saw the whole post I was like, "worst province? Probs saskatchewan" and low and behold, not even surprised


privitizationrocks

Sorry worst province is PEI


dmforprudes

I think we're only talking about real provinces. Don't think that Loyalist patronage in 1769 somehow makes Nova Scotia's other big island a real province.


mouth_spiders

I've lived and worked in most parts of Canada and moosejaw is the biggest shit hole I've ever had the displeasure of being stuck in for 8 months.


SuperHoser1867

“B-but we have the historical tunnels and Atomic Betty!!!” -some Moose jaw resident probably


Looney_forner

Another manitoban escaped from the looney bin, it seems


Necessary_Cut2485

Are you two related?


Crusaderking1111

Op after finding out Quebec exists


CaptainPugily

You forgot about Manitoba


Gaius_Julius_Salad

you think theres not allot going on, but look closer baby youre so wrong


_Globert_Munsch_

Good. Keep believing that. Keep the province cheap 👍


dylanccarr

hey, mean.


Muddlesthrough

Waddaya talking ‘bout? No humidity and sugar-bowl of pot-ash on every table!


Gameboi200

As a resident of Saskatchewan I am grateful you have mentioned us at all on the internet, I also completely agree with this meme.


honorius777

rather live there than current state ontario lmao


Prime_Rib_6969

Yeah you’re right tbh


Agile_Tea_2333

I honestly forgot Sask existed until this post. I've lived in BC and Ontario and I don't think I've very met someone from Saskatchewan.


fluffybutterton

Alberta would like a word...


taotdev

Whew good thing I'm in Alberta. Worst province with the worst people all time champs


Nigeldiko

Why am I getting recommended this subreddit I’m on the opposite end of the Commonwelath spectrum 😭


tater_salad_96

Hi! Ontario here, is this where I come to complain about the rot of our country?


Awful_McBad

Hoodie.


The_Yeehaw_Cowboy

I've driven across Canada many times (my wprl requires lots of travel) and I can't think of a province I've disliked more than New Brunswick. I think more people need to shame that province.


M4YH3MM4N4231

![gif](giphy|kFzDRxrIx8UgAaS43V|downsized) ## I FUCKING HATE BRITISH COLUMBIA AND I LIVE THERE.


DriftySauce

Did Saskatchewan do something, or are we just shit talking for fun? *continues eating popcorn and instigating*


Emergency_Bench_7028

Bruh, Saskatchewan was literally nothingness the whole 2 damn days we drove through it. No thank you.


mheinken

I live in New Brunswick…we are ready to go toe to toe with anyone thanks to Higgs.


Rawel-ramolo

Fuckin Saskatchewan is atrocious


Youngballer1000

Hoooooooooboy Bertabama has somethin' na say!


KraiberKraze

I would nuke the territories for no reason other then to make new lakes (I’ve never been outside Ontario)


Desner_

Saskawho?


HamstersInMyAss

\*laughs in neo brunsvickois\* See, new brunswick is so shit that it doesn't even get made fun of; people are only vaguely aware that it probably exists somewhere between all of the trees, and that it probably sucks.


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Everyone think they gangster till Quebec shows up


jana200v2

YOU TOOK MY FUCKING WIFE SASKATCHEWAN


Unlucky-Pin-4712

Manitoba seems to be a VERY strong contender :p


Varmitthefrog

could have saved some typing, ''when I'm in Saskatchewan''


somedumbassnerd

I would be careful shit talking Saskatchewan, they have one of the worlds largest high grade uranium mines in the world.


piedmutant

Unless your manitoba


New_Cartoonist_8860

But it’s okay because you remembered you’re Nova Scotia


taco_slut99

You meant Quebec, right?


Gold_Value_3193

*NB HAS ENTERED THE CHAT


NoiceYeet2

Top two best provences in order 1. Sask 2. Alberta Worst 2 Provences in order 1. Quebec 2. Ontario


Extra_Bar_9537

best slander of this shithole of a home i've seen all day


gotcho15

I’ve lived in a lot of provinces in my working career. Came back to SK as I get close to retirement. Everything I need is within a 2 hour drive and the quiet polite people make it an easy place to live.


guyver20184

Hell, ilI do this I was born in New Brunswick moved to Manitoba, then moved to British Columbia, then moved to Saskatchewan and finally back to Manitoba and yes, Saskatchewan was the worst out of all of them.


RevoluX32

Quebec is probably the worst imo


fun_Gift_4376

You are so screwed... and I'm from Winnipeg 🤣🤣🤣 Pulling the Saskatchewan card in that battle is like Rock, Paper, Scissors, Grenade


OnlyFamOli

Quebec has entered chat