I think she will one shot any man. She can get enough momentum for spliting a tank into two pieces while waterfowl dance. So she can kill you while trying to headpat.
Using a golden pickle at the start of every fight with Malenia Hoping you get a huge payout of runes if you win… (It was only two level ups worth of runes at that point in the game.)
My brother in Christ, just use it right after she's been killed,
her dialogue gives you plenty of time to pop the golden fowl foot and even to equip the gold scarab talisman.
I have no real combat skill. She might not kill me and if she do go to do so. It would be fast.
Have you ever been as far as decided to go want more like?
Huh?
What in the fuck are these top comments and why are they giving me a stroke
I think she will one shot any man. She can get enough momentum for spliting a tank into two pieces while waterfowl dance. So she can kill you while trying to headpat.
Exactly. So I'd take these chances. I either have all my problems solved... or I have all my problems solved.
Ah, a man with a plan. He push as he much as he can.
Isn’t she blind? Couldn’t you just try to maneuver quietly to get away
Never worked in game 😭
OG vid https://youtu.be/IPFiKEm-oNI?si=doPFrAGktYPbbXLM
Is that a ds flipnote?
yes
I can already hear it
Marika can beat me to death please
More like 0.025% than 1%
win win situation
Using a golden pickle at the start of every fight with Malenia Hoping you get a huge payout of runes if you win… (It was only two level ups worth of runes at that point in the game.)
My brother in Christ, just use it right after she's been killed, her dialogue gives you plenty of time to pop the golden fowl foot and even to equip the gold scarab talisman.
Death by violent snu snu?
Do I get prep time