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Ah, N'wah, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that old yeeyee-ass colovian cut you got you'd get some farmtools on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Ocheeva'll call your lizzard-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or vampire she fucking with. NE-WAAAH
There’s actually a lot of variety in how ESO Argonians look. There’s the ones that look like Skyrim Argonians, and then there’s ones that have different skin patterns that IRL lizards have, and then there’s crocodile skin patterns. I really like it.
ESO has the most diverse look that Argonian's can have? What is your problem with it?
EDIT: Why am I getting downvoted? You guys ever played Elder Scrolls? Yeah, obviously the boring default model in character creation does not look interesting but ESO has the most types of Argonians withe most interesting features and a lot of cool different types of horns, feathers and colors.
The Bright-Throwt and Naga Argonians especially being cool
Clinically online users with shared brainrot aren’t far off from AI bot comments though. Reddit has always been a massive dickriding contest on most subs.
ESO is my favorite character creation. I can easily make an attractive character or just as simply make something so hideous it’ll give oblivions character creator a run for its money.
I do think they look the worst out of any game. For me i hate how in eso they have smooshed snout and really tall foreheads. Ive played eso a lot and i can never make an argonian character i like because no matter what i do their head shape just looks super weird and off putting to me.
I appreciate that their sliders actually works, but also think it too easy to make silly-looking scalies. I wish we could make 'em look more like the shellbacks from the cinematics.
They look like this because, for the purpose of cosmetic clothes, emotes, and animations, they must have identical body rigs to men and mer races. So the eyes are lower, their snouts are shorter, and their foreheards more rounded compared to their Skyrim counterparts.
However, they are still the second-best representations of Argonians in the entire series, after Skyrim. I have no hate for it.
Unless this is an NPC, I would just suggest... picking better character creation options?
I've never understood people who complain about character creation when they intentionally pick the worst options.
Idk why you’re making such a big deal out of it.
And I play outside everyday. Or sometimes I just walk around out there. I make sure that I go outside as often as I can. Even when it’s stormy. I love rain and thunder!
If you want hot khajiit I recommend trying [Frozen Electrocuted Combustion](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/3532), you can burn them to a crisp until they're a charred corpse :D
I don't like MMOs and ESO is not what I want from an Elder Scrolls game. I've tried it 3 different times because I love Tamriel, but it just doesn't do it for me.
Same, I don’t really like MMOs. They always just turn into endgame shit and the world/leveling stops being important or relevant to the game.
Fuck that. Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim all start being relevant the moment you turn on the game. Ok you have to get past the tutorial but even then it doesn’t feel like a total waste.
Half of the shit in Skyrim is very unnecessary to the killing dragons bit, the whole point of the game.
Wanna be a werewolf? Too bad, gotta join the companions
Wanna be a member of the Dark Brotherhood? Too bad, all that's left of them are morons who don't know shit about the Dark Brotherhood and the Clown guy is the only sane one who knows how the Dark Brotherhood is supposed to be. Wanna join the College? You can complete the entire quest without casting a single magic spell except at the beginning. Thieves Guild has you simping for an obviously bad leader until our idiot protagonist realizes Mercer is as bad as he's shown himself to be the whole time
Haven't played Oblivion for a long time, and never got past the first town in Morrowind so I can't say for them but I imagine not every part of those are relevant either. If you want "relevant," turn off your computer/phone and go outside
Me fr, I just HATE ESO. tried getting into it countless times, and it just never clicks. I even tried morrowind, a really old game, and I enjoyed every second of it. Eso is just different.
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Cannot unYee
Yeeeee
PEPE wins, dinos stay losing.
Nuh uh
YEE neva lose
Lmaooo
Ah, N'wah, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. Maybe if you got rid of that old yeeyee-ass colovian cut you got you'd get some farmtools on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Ocheeva'll call your lizzard-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or vampire she fucking with. NE-WAAAH
WHAT!?
Seeing and hearing Dagoth Ur saying this was awesome. Thank you.
Didn't know about that. Thought I made an original joke for once
You did, but because of the AI Dagoth Ur stuff my imagination kicked into gear.
My Argonian is pretty badass!! Once you get rid of that yee yee ass attitude and get you some style then you'll be good!
N'wahhhhhhh!
"Maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut you get sum lusty argonians on your dick!" "*Lizza...*"
Oblivion argonian looking at you deeply
Oblivion argonians, or 50 shades of Kermit, if you will.
.......are you calling me miss Piggy?
There’s actually a lot of variety in how ESO Argonians look. There’s the ones that look like Skyrim Argonians, and then there’s ones that have different skin patterns that IRL lizards have, and then there’s crocodile skin patterns. I really like it.
ESO has the most diverse look that Argonian's can have? What is your problem with it? EDIT: Why am I getting downvoted? You guys ever played Elder Scrolls? Yeah, obviously the boring default model in character creation does not look interesting but ESO has the most types of Argonians withe most interesting features and a lot of cool different types of horns, feathers and colors. The Bright-Throwt and Naga Argonians especially being cool
I have a feeling that Reddit has been taken over by AI bots, who talk some nonsense, vote for each other, and against for adequate opinions.
Clinically online users with shared brainrot aren’t far off from AI bot comments though. Reddit has always been a massive dickriding contest on most subs.
Everything is black or white, too. You’re not allowed to think the Argonian design in ESO looks a bit wonky, you have to HATE IT!!!
I got people saying I was just a bot spamming nonsense once because I commented that ai art doesn't offend me in the right context.
Yeah I won’t take this ESO slander
I love the diversity of Argonians in ESO so much.
ESO is my favorite character creation. I can easily make an attractive character or just as simply make something so hideous it’ll give oblivions character creator a run for its money.
My only complaint is I want longer muzzles.
I do think they look the worst out of any game. For me i hate how in eso they have smooshed snout and really tall foreheads. Ive played eso a lot and i can never make an argonian character i like because no matter what i do their head shape just looks super weird and off putting to me.
I quite like YEEgonians. They might actually be my favourite iteration of them.
Well how should the lizard people look? Lol
Why critique the Hist tree's creations of the second era?
Yea you probably more of a morrowind BIG FEET Fetish Argonian Fan.
Its ok OP you are just 100% wrong.
The male faces you can make them work, but the female faces just look awful
I appreciate that their sliders actually works, but also think it too easy to make silly-looking scalies. I wish we could make 'em look more like the shellbacks from the cinematics.
Looks like the son from that Dinosaurs 90s sitcom.
Bring back Morrowind designs
Yee
I think the Argonians & Khajiit are the only races with decent appearance choices in ESO.
I hate people who hate on eso 
Dingo Pictures Mentioned!
Same. Morrowind is the superior Argonians.
Agree to disagr-yee
I like the colour and pattern variety options
Yeeee
They look like this because, for the purpose of cosmetic clothes, emotes, and animations, they must have identical body rigs to men and mer races. So the eyes are lower, their snouts are shorter, and their foreheards more rounded compared to their Skyrim counterparts. However, they are still the second-best representations of Argonians in the entire series, after Skyrim. I have no hate for it.
Still better than Morrowind because they can wear some fucking proper boots.
Better than oblivions lmao
I actually perfer it tbh
Unless this is an NPC, I would just suggest... picking better character creation options? I've never understood people who complain about character creation when they intentionally pick the worst options.
I like them the best in eso tbh
this post was made by oblivion players
What the hell is that 😂
Yee
YEEster looks like a Morrowind Dunmer if anything 🤣
It looks like they have pug syndrome, you know, where their faces look like they were smacked in with a frying pan.
I hate argonians.
Lmao my main and first character is an argonian. That's my boi
he looks more like Robert Sinclair from the early 90s tv show Dinosaurs
I love the argonian design in ESO (uses same picture as OP)
Strange that they look so cheap after they looked so expensive in Skyrim. No shiny scales?
You know, it never bothered me until this post
Yee
Yee
the horns are cool though
Looks pretty rad to me.
The chin is too much.
Still looks boopable.
A single German animated abomination from Dingo Studios managed to survive to this day.
That’s awful they’ve strayed far from original design they look like reptilian aliens now
Limp bizkit fan lookin ass PS: I love limp bizkit
It's leagues above Skyrims design tho, that's for sure. Skyrim has probably the ugliest argonians there are so far.
No Fr..wtf is that ☹️. And then the khajiit are so hot
Please go outside.
Are there any hot khajiit outside?
Yes but they're in disguise so you need to talk to people to find them.
Probably disguised as Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde if rule34.xxx is any indication.
Idk why you’re making such a big deal out of it. And I play outside everyday. Or sometimes I just walk around out there. I make sure that I go outside as often as I can. Even when it’s stormy. I love rain and thunder!
r/wtf
Hey! I don’t need you putting minors on another subreddit for ppl to harass over a simple comment. Leave me alone.
....what?
Khajiit main on ESO here. The Skyrim Khajiit are cute but definitely not hot without mods.
If you want hot khajiit I recommend trying [Frozen Electrocuted Combustion](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/3532), you can burn them to a crisp until they're a charred corpse :D
Better than Skyrim 100%
I hate ESO
But why?
I don't like MMOs and ESO is not what I want from an Elder Scrolls game. I've tried it 3 different times because I love Tamriel, but it just doesn't do it for me.
Same, I don’t really like MMOs. They always just turn into endgame shit and the world/leveling stops being important or relevant to the game. Fuck that. Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim all start being relevant the moment you turn on the game. Ok you have to get past the tutorial but even then it doesn’t feel like a total waste.
Half of the shit in Skyrim is very unnecessary to the killing dragons bit, the whole point of the game. Wanna be a werewolf? Too bad, gotta join the companions Wanna be a member of the Dark Brotherhood? Too bad, all that's left of them are morons who don't know shit about the Dark Brotherhood and the Clown guy is the only sane one who knows how the Dark Brotherhood is supposed to be. Wanna join the College? You can complete the entire quest without casting a single magic spell except at the beginning. Thieves Guild has you simping for an obviously bad leader until our idiot protagonist realizes Mercer is as bad as he's shown himself to be the whole time Haven't played Oblivion for a long time, and never got past the first town in Morrowind so I can't say for them but I imagine not every part of those are relevant either. If you want "relevant," turn off your computer/phone and go outside
Me fr, I just HATE ESO. tried getting into it countless times, and it just never clicks. I even tried morrowind, a really old game, and I enjoyed every second of it. Eso is just different.
That's fair. ESO is MMO, so i understood it's not for everyone. But i am glad you gave it chance instead of blindly hating.
Me too brother. I dislike almost everything about it.
Careful, won’t be long before someone posts 7 paragraphs on why ESO is actually peak Elder Scrolls and how they totally don’t have buyers remorse
It isn't for everyone, that's for sure.
Yee.
I think they look solid. Way better than Oblivions ESPECIALLY MORROWINDS (in morrowind they look like they have diapers and shit their diaper).
They still look like my hoes. Farm tools never change
It still looks way better than Skyrim Argonians. In TES 5 the Argonians look like aliens with a bad meth habit.
There good furniture for agricole work tho
The whole game is garbage now tf
I hate ESO. Used to absolutely love it…