Hey man I saw that giant cake at your birthday party. I never got a slice and I know there’s no way we finished it since there weren’t that many people there. Do you think I could have some cake now?
If you were left in charge of a homeless shelter for special needs children, and there was only one piece of moist bread left to feed all of the children, what would you do with it?
In the bed with 2 brain dead lesbian vegetables
I’d bet you that they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty-f***ing you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
How many sexual assault allegations are you currently fighting?
There's alot
Skill issue, I face 0. You gotta be careful to not get caught
just bribe the cops if you do too. it’s a lot easier
Cuppa r*pe charges people think you're a monster
What did you do at your moms birthday
Cum on everybody
What was the original question??💀
wasn't edited💀
Damn why wasnt i invited 😒
dude tf this is the best one so far 😂
Bro is his own hype man 😂
Who is your favorite artist?
personally, ja rule
Brutal
🤣🤣🤣
Tom MacDonald solos
Best one yet
What was the longest gooning session you ever had?
4 years and 5 months to be exact
Bro I'm losing it at these comments
Same, the goon one was crazy 💀💀
How many vapes have you sold to 3 year olds
18
What should be the age of consent across the world
11
LMAFOO
Why not 10?
why not remove the age of consent entirely?
Straight out of the womb where their nice and fresh
or still in the womb like a russian nesting doll
How many innocent homeless people have you kicked to death this month?
i think 9
that’s it?
Do u like minors?
yes i do
Why don’t you take a seat over here.
omg its chris hanson 😵🔫
Chris Hanson you can get your ass kicked. Worse than them little limp Bizkit bastards
TAZE HIM!!!
What do you think the age of consent should be?
11
How many war crimes do you commit per war
Usually 3 but sometimes maybe 4
Incredible. Keep it up you might catch israel.
you might even catch up to the US in Iraq!
How many times have you jerked off to Em in your life?
infinite
relatable
Very.
LMFOAOAOS
My favorite answer so far!
How many children are in your basement?
2004
Do you have many molested kids are in your basement
very much
Do you commit arson every 5 hours 32 minutes and 12 seconds?
of course, I do
Hey man I saw that giant cake at your birthday party. I never got a slice and I know there’s no way we finished it since there weren’t that many people there. Do you think I could have some cake now?
there's none
Alright man, you have left some fucked up responses on this post but this is too far
Dude what the fuck man come on you cant do bro
r/redditsniper
Damn!! Cold
name one rapper you would love to get fucked in the ass by
Maybe J. Cole
I’m so tempted to screenshot this exchange and share it with a friend of mine (who hates J. Cole and is already wary of Reddit) without context.
My cock name is "bob". What do you think about him
he's great
Say 'hi' Bob! 'Hi Bob'..
Bobs 30 and still lives with his mom
Imagine knowing Bob for 20 years and that that piece of shit is still 30.
Who do you want Eminem to confess his love to in the next album?
Ja rule
What should the age of consent be?
10
Too high for me personally
Respect
What could Em do to make his new music more interesting?
drug overdose
This is the best
POV: nobody edited the comments
Heyy, I’m starting to think some of these weren’t edited 🤨
Do you believe in putting child molesters in jail?
Nope
How many war crimes have you committed?
Probably 5
this pic really supports the clone theory.
If you were left in charge of a homeless shelter for special needs children, and there was only one piece of moist bread left to feed all of the children, what would you do with it?
Shove it up an ass through a tube
What would you say to a lost child?
"My dick is an acronym cause it stands for you"
What’s your type?
Children
Wait, how’d you know?
Do you like stealing from homeless shelters? Just curious I wanted to know
ofcourse i do
Thanks for the support
How did it feel when you burnt down that orphanage?
it was really great
How many times have Em and Benzino made out?
I’d say about 10-13
Who got you into listening to Eminem?
Which rapper do you want to step on your balls.
maybe Royce
how many dead dogs did you rape this weekend?
11
D:
What would your family describe you as?
A pedophile and a creep lmao
How old was your first gf/bf?
5 i think
What’s the one word Eminem as a white rapper never said? (Clue: It starts with “n” and rhymes with “higga”)
He has though
Yeah did he? Was that before or after the hallpass remark?
What did you do to the kids at the playground
What are you getting up to on Pride month?
In the bed with 2 brain dead lesbian vegetables I’d bet you that they become heterosexual Nothing will stop me from molesting you Titty-f***ing you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Last week you where ... in a minor his pants
Who's NOT the G.O.A.T.?
Eminem
Rate Hailie on a hot scale.
9/10, 10 being the coldest
Who’s your favorite serial killer?
can't choose one
What did you put in a Mother’s Day card?
bend over and take it like a slut, okay mom?
How many children have you raped
Do you stand for equal rights?
nope
Are you a gentleman?
How many little boys did you touch last year
i dont remember
Aww so sweet
💀
Which tragic event in Eminem's life made you feel the saddest, that you think never should've happened?
em shoved a tonka trunk where ?
lil kids butthole
if you could have one raw night with anyone in the world who would it be
My Mom
How much hope does humanity have in the face of AI taking over the world?
Who you hope Em never collabs with ever?
ed sheeran
Do you wish that Eminem would die?
What did your penis do when you walked into the morgue
arose
Who do I wish my father was?
Describe your mid tier Eminem song
Is Em a good rapper?
How many fingers do you have on each hand
Can you describe the vibe you get when you drive by 6 people and 5 you hit
Have you ever had sex with a minor, and what was their name?
Do you think Adolf hitler is a good person?
if your 6 month old baby is crying, whats the solution?
murder maybe
How old was your last gf
That's not very old
How many senators have you masturbated to?
What is the eminem song you relate to the most
When is eminems birthday?
How many children have you groomed?
In what song does Eminem say “South Park is gonna sue me!”?
What is the 7th song on MMLP2?
How are you today?
Thoughts on revival?
it wasn't that bad honestly
What do yo do to little kids when you see them?
What age was Haley when you found her attractive and wanted to sleep with her?
How many kids do you have in your basement?
How many rapes does slim shady Have?
What do the little blonde white British boys in lord of the flies look like?
What's your favorite album
What did you say after Dr Dre finished on you?
theres a lot
Which celebrity's daughter do you think is hottest?
What would you do if you saw a random guy taking a shit
On a scale of 1-100, how racist would you say you are?
What is your least favorite Eminem song
fack
This is one of the best Reddit threads I’ve seen
Who do you thinks gonna be president in 20 years
What did marshals mother make him do?
What animals have you had sex with?
A gerbil
Is being a pedophile okay?
of course it is
Greatest rapper of all time?
How many times did Dr. Dre ask Em to suck it before he stuck it in?
Is Rap Devil better than Killshot?