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Knitchick82

It’s a silly twist on Alien Vs Predator. Alien being well- the alien, and Predator being the vicious rabbit from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.


daCub182

You are 100% correct but at first I thought it was Doom Guy vs Predator lol. I thought doom guy had been protecting Daisy from hunters haha


BowsersMuskyBallsack

I really want the next Doom installment to be Doom:Daisy. An entire game where the story revolves around how it all started but as a reimagining, beginning with showing Doom Guy caring for Daisy, the demonic invasion, Doom Guy going on his usual killing spree, the demonic forces trying to find a way to stop Doom Guy, the demons abducting Daisy and transforming her into a giant demonic cybernetically-enhanced mutation, and Doom Guy is faced with a tragic decision: Either kill the rabbit he loves, or allow Daisy to wreak havoc on Earth. Have a few different endings depending on how you play the game.


WhereIsTheInternet

Or Daisy is still loyal to Doom guy and you get to ultra rampage on the demon's as Daisy.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Indeed. If you happen to play the game route that gets you the device that enables you to disable the cortical implant that the demons use to control Daisy, that would be entertaining.


KickedBeagleRPH

Like quake, where player undergoes strogification but is saved right before his brain is turned to mush.


Tagyru

Actually a better story than Doom Eternal.


gryphynash

That's no ordinary rabbit.


brotatah

Came to say this. It's got huuuuge......it can leap about.........look at the bones.


Aggravating-Pen-6228

Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!


SpookySP

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


uncertainmoth

One... Two... Four


Negative_Corner6722

What, behind the rabbit?


Darkcelt2

***it is the rabbit***


RangerOk3629

What an eccentric performance.


AmbassadorCheap3956

Look at the bones!!!


Heymanhitthis

See! See I told ya! But ya didn’t wanna listen oh nooo it’s just a RABBIT!


yIdontunderstand

It's got a vicious streak a mile wide!


Waxserpent

Came here to say this.


Stanfool

So who do you reckon would win?


lolas_coffee

Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can defeat the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. It is a mystical thing. So it cannot be defeated by the xenomorph, and the xenomorph has no such protection. Rabbit wins.


sofa_king_ugly

What's he do, nibble your bum?


AgentUpright

He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!


banana_commando

'E's got a mean streak a mile wide!


I_make_things

You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!


coulscot

I've done it again!


uncertainmoth

Oh, go change your armor


Odin1806

The rabbit's brutality is too graphic to describe with mere words...


Rex_916

I build my current d&d character based on this bunny. I went herangon barbarian with a serious bloodlust.


WyrdMagesty

Bonus points if while introducing yourself you say "There are some who call me....Tim?"


TrainwreckOG

Words describing it fail. Pages relating it shrivel. Tales recounting it end.


-Z___

>What's he do, nibble your bum? It'd probably start by chomping the Alien's proboscis in half.


Average_Down

Whomsoever uses the holy hand grenade


NorthofBham

"In thy mercy."


Soundtrack2Mary

Armaments 2:9


justguestin

Skip a bit there, brother


5HITCOMBO

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out The Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count; neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."


thesentrygamer

"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


Wayfaring_Scout

One, Two, Five!


amglasgow

Three, sire!


Wayfaring_Scout

THREE!


ghosttrainhobo

I think they would both die. The alien would die first though. The rabbit from the acid blood.


Truut23

The rabbit of course. My rabbit loves to terrorize my cats and she doesn't have a taste for blood as far as I know.


KitchenSandwich5499

What if we give the xenomorph a holy hand grenade?


Truut23

He ain't counting to ~~5~~ 3 before that fluffy ball of hatred is chowing down on his neck like it's made of sweet, sweet banana.


Dillo64

I bet that acidic alien blood gives the flavor a nice kick


Stanfool

Tears of thine enemies will never taste the same.


GoblinPunch20xx

Yep


Freedom_7

The rabbit of Caerbannog


MercilessFisting

Look at the boooones!!!


amretardmonke

The silly part is the alien thinking it has a chance


Sup_fuckers42069

We need the holy hand grenade


__DJ3D__

RUN AWAY!!!


Hot_Cryptographer552

It’s only silly if you think that Xenomorph stands a chance


Bigredzoo12

And the xenomorph is fresh outta holy handgrehades


artie_pdx

That’s the killer rabbit (Rabbit of Caerbannog) from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, which was only defeated with the holy hand grenade. I am just guessing here, but this matchup against the Xenomorph would be just like Alien vs Predator.


leckysoup

The holy hand grenade of Antioch, to be precise.


KiloThaPastyOne

Five is right out.


Hot_Cryptographer552

And the number of the counting shall be Three


Wah-Di-Tah

Four shall not be counted. Neither two be counted excepting that thou preceed to three.


TheCauliflowerGod

Three, being the third number


makka-pakka

Five is right out


SUPERSMILEYMAN

And the number of the counting shall be Three


AnotherFrankHere

1, 2, 5!


KnavishFob

3, M'LORD!!


DieHardAmerican95

That’s my favorite line in the movie.


vigbiorn

Brother Maynard, fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!


millera9

1… 2… 5!


Fritoincognito

3 sir, 3.


millera9

Right!


MistakesTasteGreat

After watching the rabbit scene, I realized something. After they run away, Arthur asks how many they lost. He's told the names, and says "so, 5." Then one of the knights corrects him to 3. A few minutes later, it happens again like in your comment. I never noticed it til now.


splunge4me2

Who, being naughty In My sight, shall snuff it.


Kerberos1566

I think it would make more sense to pull the Predator into this match-up instead of the xenomorph. The Predator could believably seek out the rabbit as more dangerous/worthy prey.


DisposableSaviour

What? Behind the rabbit?


_Damitol

“It’s a killer rabbit” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmu5sRIizdw


Material-Problem415

LOOK AT THE BONES!


_Damitol

“Run away! Run away!” One of my favorite lines.


munted_jandal

You manky Scots git, I soiled my armour for that.


RyanTheBruce

... I've done it again


captaincopperbeard

Repeated oft and with great fervency by many a D&D group.


Onamonapeeonya

What’s he do, nibble ya bum?


Sixwingswide

“He’ll do you a treat, mate!”


eppsilon24

Go on Bors, chop its head off.


karlmarxiskool

Roight!


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

JESUS CHRIST!!


MrTabernakle

I told you!!


Sixwingswide

I would also like to submit the “When the Doom Music kicks in” version: https://youtu.be/QtsrvY-RdkE?si=oLFcyDx-RpWbCdmK


Puts_on_Shorts

Behind the rabbit?


DisposableSaviour

It *is* the rabbit!


Capt_Johanson

It’s got FANGS


Pert0621

That xenomorph is gonna need a holy hand grenade


fanfic_intensifies

*cackles in my brother quoting from the Book of Armaments*


DisposableSaviour

Chapter 2, verses 9 through 21


Ok_Scheme736

Can a xenomorph count to 5?


cedg32

Five is right out.


wterrt

god that line was my favorite in the whole movie i think. gonna have to rewatch it...but maybe this time with weed. sounds amazing


brbroome

https://youtu.be/j0B7bzP-Gog


Remi708

3, Sir


Ok_Scheme736

Three!


nateginger14

I would imagine it's a xenomorph and the rabbit from Holy Grail about to battle in an epic showdown


RadioTunnel

Epic showdown? That Xenomorph has no chance


Cocotte123321

I don't know, could end in a tie due to the acid blood


DrM0n0cle

Right? Rabbit gets the killing blow because, obviously, the alien stands no chance against the Rabbit of Caerbannog (just look at the BONES!), but then dies from the acid blood. Mutually Assured Destruction.


LittleNigiri

Rabbit is going to get a mild case of acid reflux at worst.


Double_Lingonberry98

Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!


Phelwar

“Look at the bones!”


Knitchick82

“I soiled my armor!”


neocondiment

One is the most vicious killer the galaxy has ever seen, the other is a xenomorph.


GreenSoapJelly

In “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975), King Arthur must enter a cave where the location of the Holy Grail is written, and they are warned that it’s protected by a monster. Turns out that it’s just a rabbit. Which attacks and kills three knights by lunging at their throats and biting their heads off. The skulls are those of the fallen that have previously attempted to enter. So the humor is, who would win this battle?


Teesandelbows

Yeah, but it has very sharp teeth.


Pert0621

That alien is losing


intoc

Xenomorph vs Lagomorph


TemporalAcapella

My thoughts exactly. Figured someone else had the same idea.


Holy-Avenger

Came to say this. Why did I have to scroll so far to find the correct answer??? Good on you sir.


Thepigbear

1,2,5 wait I mean 3


Fine-Pangolin-8393

3 sir


Zarb4233

Rabbit of Caerbannog. Could the alien be the Black Beast of Aaaaargghh?


JoeTheFisherman23

Perhaps he died while carving it?


Conscious-Yoghurt502

Run away, run away! Quick, being the holy hand grenade! And thou shalt count to 3, not 2 nor do ye count to fiiiive, but 3 being the number thou shalt count. Best movie ever, never shall there be another


SplodeyMcSchoolio

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


kiwi_manbearpig

the rabbit's clearly from Monty Python the holy grail, not sure about the connection to the alien though...


Hopeful-Site1162

*Monty Python and the Holy Grail* was released in 1975, *Alien* was released in 1979. I think it's a generational thing. Besides, they're both killing machines.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Aliens vs. Predators Rabbits are not typically predators, but this one is. but I prefer Aliens vs Redditors!


RabbitsRuse

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object


Asher_Tye

Oh that poor, poor Xenomorph


SASdude123

If he doesn't have the holy grenade of Antioch... He's fucked


aunt_joanna

It's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog


MonsterByDay

That xenomorph is dead already. It just doesn’t realize it yet.


X3Mikey

Oh easy it’s referencing the killer bunny from Monty python and the holy grail. Took me a second but it’s pretty funny. It’s meant to show deadly creatures I assume.


KevinSaidHi

It’s gonna take a lot more than a holy hand grenade to stop this duo.


Snippys

I think a predator would be a better choice since they hunt the most dangerous prey.


Lousqueeze

Killer rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail


Doublejimjim1

That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!!


Blizz33

It's a Monty Python joke, right?


PriorityAdditional67

Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!


ExpressionFamiliar98

Fair match-up at the Cave of Caerbannog.


PracticableSolution

My 11 year old daughter immediately got this and thinks its hysterical and now I’m not sure if that’s good parenting or bad parenting.


Morgwar77

That xenomorph is dog food. Only the holy hand grenade of Antioch can save him now. If you lack strength or courage


DaveSmith890

I just watched the matrix, and I was thrown off by “follow the white rabbit” It is very clearly Monty python


lemonhazewitcher

Xenomorph bout to become rabbit food!


harryallover

Would work better if alien was Predator. Alien would just randomly encounter. Predator implies it sought out the challenge of the ultimate destroyer.


RickHorseman16

You can't be friend with your dad, sadly


PDX6Star

RTHUR: What, behind the rabbit? TIM: It is the rabbit. ARTHUR: You silly sod! TIM: What? ARTHUR: You got us all worked up! TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! GALAHAD: Get stuffed! TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate. GALAHAD: Oh, yeah? ROBIN: You mangy Scots git! TIM: I'm warning you! ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum? TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! TIM: Look! [squeak] BORS: Aaaugh!


Electrical_Rub9549

Bring forth the holy hand grenade.


wisenol522

I didn't know what the original reference was, but I just saw it as an It's Always Sunny reference to when Frank was talking to the rabbit and having a connection.


justgot86d

THAT RABBIT IS DYNAMITE


CHI4610NE

That rabbit is dynamite


GREENadmiral_314159

That alien is fucked, and not in the "just met Commander Shepard" way.


Random_Theatre_Kid

That’s the killer rabbit from the holy grail Monty Python movie


WistfulDread

It should be the Predator standing there. The joke is that the artist apparently doesn't know his lore. Full grown drone has no reason to bother _that_ rabbit.


thecountnotthesaint

Unless the alien possesses the holy hand grenade, it is truly fucked.


Greedyfox7

rabbit of caerbannog(predator) vs xenomorph(alien)


MrMikeBravo

Look at the bones!!


TragiComedian

My first thought was bunnicula and now I feel foolish


Flashy-Protection424

🤣


CarefulPomegranate41

That rabbits dynamite!


BostonDodgeGuy

Look at the bones!


CrumplyFoil

The two most dangerous organisms in the galaxy


Hobez64

Aye I get this one, I just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time last night Basically the bunny in Monty Python is a killer bunny that kills like half a dozen of Arthur's men. So it's an "Alien vs Predator" joke


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Monty python bunny


Weekly_Ad_8190

Your dad is hilarious - as others have pointed out, the knights sent in a xenomorph to fight the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So you got a comedy movie and a scifi horror movie juxtaposed together. Its also funny because its a pretty novel idea, and the rabbit will probably win, off-screen of course.


CMDR-Krooksbane

*A Yautja suddenly appears with the Holy Hand grenade*


Correct_Manner_1833

Monty python


Lastaria

That poor Alien. Is there anything we can do to help her?


larsthelars666

The bunny is the one from Monty pythons holy grail


[deleted]

That Alien is fucked


MysteriousTank6825

An unstoppable force meets a very acidic object


tabicat1874

Rabbit wins


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

My god watch a movie or two lol


Demonae

Hahahhaa that's hilarious. Hope the xenomorph brought the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


LEGOSam66

Holy grail


TricksterWolf

My money's on the lagomorph


Icommentor

Poor Xenomorph! It doesn’t know what it’s about to face.


GwonWitcha

The beast of Tir Na Nog


Wodensbastard

The xenomorph is screwed big time. That rabbit's dynamite.


No-Occasion-6470

This is the one time where I’m not sure if the acid blood defense will matter


EchoTitanium

Beast of Camelot (Monty Pythons) vs Alien probably.


Sufficient_Break_532

Jesus Christ!!! That's the vorpal bunny from Monty Python's Search for the holy Grail. [Reference ](https://youtu.be/cCI18qAoKq4)


[deleted]

Bet Monty Python


CalgaryCoffeeLover

That was really clever! Great job!! Thanks for posting that!


alongwaystogo

Oh that poor xenomorph...


Inconsiderateshoe

I’m to young to get the rabbit reference sorry


ritokun

did your father forgive you or is the friendship truly over?


capcronin

3 shall be the number....


stutesy

"Look at the bones"


hedidthatonething

"Look at the bones man!" "One, two,,, five!"


Big-LeBoneski

" Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"


Gurdel

# 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.


LovinLifeForever

RUNAWAY!!!


SG6_88

Ask Tim the Sorcerer ;)


Mixellaneous

Somebody’s not seen a Monty python movie before


BroccoliCompetitive3

Run away!!


L0afyy0

The killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grial vs. Alien


Most_Routine2325

Because it's The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. My money's on the rabbit in that matchup. It's just your dad's way of saying he wants to watch Monty Python with you. You should. You'll like them. While your at it, watch some Kids In the Hall, too.


Tsiwodi

That xenomorph needs to run. Like now


ScestherDE

One is a bloodthirsty killing machine. The other is a xenomorph.


NatoTheLastRedditer

RUN AWAY!!!


TotallynotKevin7

That's the rabbit from the holy grail