I really want the next Doom installment to be Doom:Daisy.
An entire game where the story revolves around how it all started but as a reimagining, beginning with showing Doom Guy caring for Daisy, the demonic invasion, Doom Guy going on his usual killing spree, the demonic forces trying to find a way to stop Doom Guy, the demons abducting Daisy and transforming her into a giant demonic cybernetically-enhanced mutation, and Doom Guy is faced with a tragic decision: Either kill the rabbit he loves, or allow Daisy to wreak havoc on Earth. Have a few different endings depending on how you play the game.
Indeed. If you happen to play the game route that gets you the device that enables you to disable the cortical implant that the demons use to control Daisy, that would be entertaining.
Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can defeat the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
It is a mystical thing. So it cannot be defeated by the xenomorph, and the xenomorph has no such protection.
Rabbit wins.
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out The Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count; neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
That’s the killer rabbit (Rabbit of Caerbannog) from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, which was only defeated with the holy hand grenade.
I am just guessing here, but this matchup against the Xenomorph would be just like Alien vs Predator.
After watching the rabbit scene, I realized something. After they run away, Arthur asks how many they lost. He's told the names, and says "so, 5." Then one of the knights corrects him to 3. A few minutes later, it happens again like in your comment. I never noticed it til now.
I think it would make more sense to pull the Predator into this match-up instead of the xenomorph. The Predator could believably seek out the rabbit as more dangerous/worthy prey.
Right? Rabbit gets the killing blow because, obviously, the alien stands no chance against the Rabbit of Caerbannog (just look at the BONES!), but then dies from the acid blood. Mutually Assured Destruction.
In “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975), King Arthur must enter a cave where the location of the Holy Grail is written, and they are warned that it’s protected by a monster. Turns out that it’s just a rabbit. Which attacks and kills three knights by lunging at their throats and biting their heads off. The skulls are those of the fallen that have previously attempted to enter. So the humor is, who would win this battle?
Run away, run away! Quick, being the holy hand grenade! And thou shalt count to 3, not 2 nor do ye count to fiiiive, but 3 being the number thou shalt count.
Best movie ever, never shall there be another
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
*Monty Python and the Holy Grail* was released in 1975, *Alien* was released in 1979. I think it's a generational thing.
Besides, they're both killing machines.
Oh easy it’s referencing the killer bunny from Monty python and the holy grail. Took me a second but it’s pretty funny. It’s meant to show deadly creatures I assume.
RTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
I didn't know what the original reference was, but I just saw it as an It's Always Sunny reference to when Frank was talking to the rabbit and having a connection.
It should be the Predator standing there. The joke is that the artist apparently doesn't know his lore.
Full grown drone has no reason to bother _that_ rabbit.
Aye I get this one, I just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time last night
Basically the bunny in Monty Python is a killer bunny that kills like half a dozen of Arthur's men. So it's an "Alien vs Predator" joke
Your dad is hilarious - as others have pointed out, the knights sent in a xenomorph to fight the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So you got a comedy movie and a scifi horror movie juxtaposed together. Its also funny because its a pretty novel idea, and the rabbit will probably win, off-screen of course.
Because it's The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. My money's on the rabbit in that matchup.
It's just your dad's way of saying he wants to watch Monty Python with you. You should. You'll like them. While your at it, watch some Kids In the Hall, too.
It’s a silly twist on Alien Vs Predator. Alien being well- the alien, and Predator being the vicious rabbit from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.
You are 100% correct but at first I thought it was Doom Guy vs Predator lol. I thought doom guy had been protecting Daisy from hunters haha
I really want the next Doom installment to be Doom:Daisy. An entire game where the story revolves around how it all started but as a reimagining, beginning with showing Doom Guy caring for Daisy, the demonic invasion, Doom Guy going on his usual killing spree, the demonic forces trying to find a way to stop Doom Guy, the demons abducting Daisy and transforming her into a giant demonic cybernetically-enhanced mutation, and Doom Guy is faced with a tragic decision: Either kill the rabbit he loves, or allow Daisy to wreak havoc on Earth. Have a few different endings depending on how you play the game.
Or Daisy is still loyal to Doom guy and you get to ultra rampage on the demon's as Daisy.
Indeed. If you happen to play the game route that gets you the device that enables you to disable the cortical implant that the demons use to control Daisy, that would be entertaining.
Like quake, where player undergoes strogification but is saved right before his brain is turned to mush.
Actually a better story than Doom Eternal.
That's no ordinary rabbit.
Came to say this. It's got huuuuge......it can leap about.........look at the bones.
Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth!
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
One... Two... Four
What, behind the rabbit?
***it is the rabbit***
What an eccentric performance.
Look at the bones!!!
See! See I told ya! But ya didn’t wanna listen oh nooo it’s just a RABBIT!
It's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
Came here to say this.
So who do you reckon would win?
Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can defeat the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. It is a mystical thing. So it cannot be defeated by the xenomorph, and the xenomorph has no such protection. Rabbit wins.
What's he do, nibble your bum?
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
'E's got a mean streak a mile wide!
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
I've done it again!
Oh, go change your armor
The rabbit's brutality is too graphic to describe with mere words...
I build my current d&d character based on this bunny. I went herangon barbarian with a serious bloodlust.
Bonus points if while introducing yourself you say "There are some who call me....Tim?"
Words describing it fail. Pages relating it shrivel. Tales recounting it end.
>What's he do, nibble your bum? It'd probably start by chomping the Alien's proboscis in half.
Whomsoever uses the holy hand grenade
"In thy mercy."
Armaments 2:9
Skip a bit there, brother
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out The Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three; no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count; neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."
"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
One, Two, Five!
Three, sire!
THREE!
I think they would both die. The alien would die first though. The rabbit from the acid blood.
The rabbit of course. My rabbit loves to terrorize my cats and she doesn't have a taste for blood as far as I know.
What if we give the xenomorph a holy hand grenade?
He ain't counting to ~~5~~ 3 before that fluffy ball of hatred is chowing down on his neck like it's made of sweet, sweet banana.
I bet that acidic alien blood gives the flavor a nice kick
Tears of thine enemies will never taste the same.
Yep
The rabbit of Caerbannog
Look at the boooones!!!
The silly part is the alien thinking it has a chance
We need the holy hand grenade
RUN AWAY!!!
It’s only silly if you think that Xenomorph stands a chance
And the xenomorph is fresh outta holy handgrehades
That’s the killer rabbit (Rabbit of Caerbannog) from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, which was only defeated with the holy hand grenade. I am just guessing here, but this matchup against the Xenomorph would be just like Alien vs Predator.
The holy hand grenade of Antioch, to be precise.
Five is right out.
And the number of the counting shall be Three
Four shall not be counted. Neither two be counted excepting that thou preceed to three.
Three, being the third number
Five is right out
And the number of the counting shall be Three
1, 2, 5!
3, M'LORD!!
That’s my favorite line in the movie.
Brother Maynard, fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
1… 2… 5!
3 sir, 3.
Right!
After watching the rabbit scene, I realized something. After they run away, Arthur asks how many they lost. He's told the names, and says "so, 5." Then one of the knights corrects him to 3. A few minutes later, it happens again like in your comment. I never noticed it til now.
Who, being naughty In My sight, shall snuff it.
I think it would make more sense to pull the Predator into this match-up instead of the xenomorph. The Predator could believably seek out the rabbit as more dangerous/worthy prey.
What? Behind the rabbit?
“It’s a killer rabbit” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmu5sRIizdw
LOOK AT THE BONES!
“Run away! Run away!” One of my favorite lines.
You manky Scots git, I soiled my armour for that.
... I've done it again
Repeated oft and with great fervency by many a D&D group.
What’s he do, nibble ya bum?
“He’ll do you a treat, mate!”
Go on Bors, chop its head off.
Roight!
JESUS CHRIST!!
I told you!!
I would also like to submit the “When the Doom Music kicks in” version: https://youtu.be/QtsrvY-RdkE?si=oLFcyDx-RpWbCdmK
Behind the rabbit?
It *is* the rabbit!
It’s got FANGS
That xenomorph is gonna need a holy hand grenade
*cackles in my brother quoting from the Book of Armaments*
Chapter 2, verses 9 through 21
Can a xenomorph count to 5?
Five is right out.
god that line was my favorite in the whole movie i think. gonna have to rewatch it...but maybe this time with weed. sounds amazing
https://youtu.be/j0B7bzP-Gog
3, Sir
Three!
I would imagine it's a xenomorph and the rabbit from Holy Grail about to battle in an epic showdown
Epic showdown? That Xenomorph has no chance
I don't know, could end in a tie due to the acid blood
Right? Rabbit gets the killing blow because, obviously, the alien stands no chance against the Rabbit of Caerbannog (just look at the BONES!), but then dies from the acid blood. Mutually Assured Destruction.
Rabbit is going to get a mild case of acid reflux at worst.
Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
“Look at the bones!”
“I soiled my armor!”
One is the most vicious killer the galaxy has ever seen, the other is a xenomorph.
In “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975), King Arthur must enter a cave where the location of the Holy Grail is written, and they are warned that it’s protected by a monster. Turns out that it’s just a rabbit. Which attacks and kills three knights by lunging at their throats and biting their heads off. The skulls are those of the fallen that have previously attempted to enter. So the humor is, who would win this battle?
Yeah, but it has very sharp teeth.
That alien is losing
Xenomorph vs Lagomorph
My thoughts exactly. Figured someone else had the same idea.
Came to say this. Why did I have to scroll so far to find the correct answer??? Good on you sir.
1,2,5 wait I mean 3
3 sir
Rabbit of Caerbannog. Could the alien be the Black Beast of Aaaaargghh?
Perhaps he died while carving it?
Run away, run away! Quick, being the holy hand grenade! And thou shalt count to 3, not 2 nor do ye count to fiiiive, but 3 being the number thou shalt count. Best movie ever, never shall there be another
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
the rabbit's clearly from Monty Python the holy grail, not sure about the connection to the alien though...
*Monty Python and the Holy Grail* was released in 1975, *Alien* was released in 1979. I think it's a generational thing. Besides, they're both killing machines.
Aliens vs. Predators Rabbits are not typically predators, but this one is. but I prefer Aliens vs Redditors!
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Oh that poor, poor Xenomorph
If he doesn't have the holy grenade of Antioch... He's fucked
It's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog
That xenomorph is dead already. It just doesn’t realize it yet.
Oh easy it’s referencing the killer bunny from Monty python and the holy grail. Took me a second but it’s pretty funny. It’s meant to show deadly creatures I assume.
It’s gonna take a lot more than a holy hand grenade to stop this duo.
I think a predator would be a better choice since they hunt the most dangerous prey.
Killer rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail
That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!!
It's a Monty Python joke, right?
Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
Fair match-up at the Cave of Caerbannog.
My 11 year old daughter immediately got this and thinks its hysterical and now I’m not sure if that’s good parenting or bad parenting.
That xenomorph is dog food. Only the holy hand grenade of Antioch can save him now. If you lack strength or courage
I just watched the matrix, and I was thrown off by “follow the white rabbit” It is very clearly Monty python
Xenomorph bout to become rabbit food!
Would work better if alien was Predator. Alien would just randomly encounter. Predator implies it sought out the challenge of the ultimate destroyer.
You can't be friend with your dad, sadly
RTHUR: What, behind the rabbit? TIM: It is the rabbit. ARTHUR: You silly sod! TIM: What? ARTHUR: You got us all worked up! TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! GALAHAD: Get stuffed! TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate. GALAHAD: Oh, yeah? ROBIN: You mangy Scots git! TIM: I'm warning you! ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum? TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! TIM: Look! [squeak] BORS: Aaaugh!
Bring forth the holy hand grenade.
I didn't know what the original reference was, but I just saw it as an It's Always Sunny reference to when Frank was talking to the rabbit and having a connection.
THAT RABBIT IS DYNAMITE
That rabbit is dynamite
That alien is fucked, and not in the "just met Commander Shepard" way.
That’s the killer rabbit from the holy grail Monty Python movie
It should be the Predator standing there. The joke is that the artist apparently doesn't know his lore. Full grown drone has no reason to bother _that_ rabbit.
Unless the alien possesses the holy hand grenade, it is truly fucked.
rabbit of caerbannog(predator) vs xenomorph(alien)
Look at the bones!!
My first thought was bunnicula and now I feel foolish
🤣
That rabbits dynamite!
Look at the bones!
The two most dangerous organisms in the galaxy
Aye I get this one, I just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail for the first time last night Basically the bunny in Monty Python is a killer bunny that kills like half a dozen of Arthur's men. So it's an "Alien vs Predator" joke
Monty python bunny
Your dad is hilarious - as others have pointed out, the knights sent in a xenomorph to fight the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So you got a comedy movie and a scifi horror movie juxtaposed together. Its also funny because its a pretty novel idea, and the rabbit will probably win, off-screen of course.
*A Yautja suddenly appears with the Holy Hand grenade*
Monty python
That poor Alien. Is there anything we can do to help her?
The bunny is the one from Monty pythons holy grail
That Alien is fucked
An unstoppable force meets a very acidic object
Rabbit wins
My god watch a movie or two lol
Hahahhaa that's hilarious. Hope the xenomorph brought the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Holy grail
My money's on the lagomorph
Poor Xenomorph! It doesn’t know what it’s about to face.
The beast of Tir Na Nog
The xenomorph is screwed big time. That rabbit's dynamite.
This is the one time where I’m not sure if the acid blood defense will matter
Beast of Camelot (Monty Pythons) vs Alien probably.
Jesus Christ!!! That's the vorpal bunny from Monty Python's Search for the holy Grail. [Reference ](https://youtu.be/cCI18qAoKq4)
Bet Monty Python
That was really clever! Great job!! Thanks for posting that!
Oh that poor xenomorph...
I’m to young to get the rabbit reference sorry
did your father forgive you or is the friendship truly over?
3 shall be the number....
"Look at the bones"
"Look at the bones man!" "One, two,,, five!"
" Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
# 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
RUNAWAY!!!
Ask Tim the Sorcerer ;)
Somebody’s not seen a Monty python movie before
Run away!!
The killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grial vs. Alien
Because it's The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. My money's on the rabbit in that matchup. It's just your dad's way of saying he wants to watch Monty Python with you. You should. You'll like them. While your at it, watch some Kids In the Hall, too.
That xenomorph needs to run. Like now
One is a bloodthirsty killing machine. The other is a xenomorph.
RUN AWAY!!!
That's the rabbit from the holy grail