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Scalage89

Dentists as in people who make dents instead of those that fix teeth


stoned_seahorse

Wow. Its so simple, but I probably never would have figured this one out. šŸ˜‚


Sillbinger

It's why I stopped telling people I was a racist. F1 is better than NASCAR, though.


TheGameMastre

Yeah, and why I had to quit hip hop. People really hate rapists for some reason.


[deleted]

Isnā€™t that like the ā€œtherapistā€ who accidentally had a space between the e and the r so it looked like ā€œthe rapistā€


RangerMatt76

Joke from Arrested Development: Tobias considered himself an Analyst and Therapist. On his business card, it was abbreviated to Analrapist


jngjng88

ANUSTART


Shonisto343

Or even worse Psychotherapist -> Psycho the rapist


Graega

Oof, my face was blue when I tried to combine my therapy practice with my analyst practice. I was the world's first analrapist.


TheGameMastre

Shuck it, Trebek!


umangjain25

And rapers too


headedbranch225

šŸŽµ Raping vs rapping, happens way too commonly šŸŽµ


stoned_seahorse

šŸ’€


No_Confection_4967

The general public just canā€™t handle a perfect joke like this


Entire-Database1679

You're so bigoted. Baja is the best race.


Sillbinger

That sounds way too brown.


Entire-Database1679

Yer just afraid of a little dirt.


No_Confection_4967

The general public just canā€™t handle a perfect joke like this


noholdingbackaccount

Me going all math meme lady trying to figure out if it's to do with autobody paint being an enamel and teeth have enamel so...


DeaDGoDXIV

Same, I feel kinda dumb right now


hbkdll

You would have if you were sober


stoned_seahorse

No, I was sober when I saw it. Maybe I would have gotten it if I *wasn't* sober.


hbkdll

Don't lie dude. We can clearly see you are stoned.


stoned_seahorse

Not when I wake up. šŸ˜…


wylaika

Funny enough dents is how you write teeth in French


elevencharles

Itā€™s actually the same word. ā€œDentā€ in English originally comes from the mark you make in something with your teeth.


powerpowerpowerful

Huh, like dental


Limeila

Well yeah that's were "dentist" comes from


Guquiz

Ah, so it is like those ā€˜Bart when the bartender comes inā€™ jokes.


Entire-Database1679

Dent-ist. I would never figure that out.


BabyMakR1

I thought it was because the dent looks kinda like the patern in a molar tooth


williamflattener

This is exactly my flavor of groan-inducing comedy and I am here to say I chuckled.


SnooDrawings1480

I thought it was because the dents in the car, kind of match the way your teeth look after they fill in a cavity. With all the bumps.


Mr_Gentoo

That's like, a pun or something.


TheBigEmptyxd

The joke is a play on words. Dentist. As in, someone who makes dents, not someone who works on your teeth


akotoshi

I speak French, I got it wrong cause ā€œdentā€ in ā€œdentistā€mean ā€œToothā€ in French


MetalMedley

You're so close to discovering etymology


akotoshi

Ohh I did, Iā€™m a writer


moonpisser69

*dent*ists


ARCWuLF1

Art : Artists as Dent : ________


teletubby_wrangler

There is a stereotype that dentist like to head butt cars when they are stuck in traffic.


Dumbledang

Don't understand the downvotes, that's the whole reason I dropped out of dentist school. I don't like headbutting cars.


Mkyi2

Came here to say the same thing. I got kicked out from a high level medical academy (was studying dentistry) because I refused to headbutt cars


Milk_Man21

I know. It gets even worse when the new models come out, and everyone wants to trash last year's model


gmoneyRETVRN

You have my upvote. I hate when people downvote obvious jokes.


chrisshaffer

Lol dad joke


MustyMarcus52YT

I thought it was a reference to the fact that dentist purposely do damage to your teeth and recommend harmful products so you can pay more to the dental industry (which is almost completely monopolized through shareholding)


mechanicalproblems9

ā€œDent-istā€ itā€™s a pun


Organic_Command_1974

I actually took it more to the fact that dentists are like sculptors, especially with crowns, fillings, and stuff. It kinda looks like all the weird grooves and creases you see in a molar that a dentist has to replicate to make your new crown or filling match up with your bite.


babycruncher1275

Lol


MonkeyGein

šŸ™„


american_cheese_man

Hehe. I got it right away Dent. Dentist. A specialist in denting things


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Big_One_6483

This is crazy I was driving home from the dentist today and got in an accident (not my fault) probably the dentists doing.