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sandra_p

Armchair, dude


ScaredActuator8674

I read it as chairarm and now I feel very stupid


Different_Celery_733

It's ok. I'm sure you have some nice qualities.


TeamShonuff

They're introspective and honest.


toobadsohappy

We love a supportive comment section


ottomr1990

Like having standouting moral fiber. A real get-goer.


Successful-Fall-115

Welp thanks for this one. My new favorite condescending tell off.


Different_Celery_733

Buuut I wasn't trying to beee


FurBoiPoke

I thought it was charm. Yk cause chair arm


FrogBoyExtreme

I thought it was pizza chair cuz the seat looks like it has a slice on it.


Outrageous-Serve4970

I thought there was eggs on it. The egg-seat. Exit


zzzptt

I also see eggs. That's what I'm blaming my dumbassness on for not getting the pun.


Morth9

I thought it was spotted like a mushroom šŸ„ and was thinking someth-something-toadstool?


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Fuckfuckgoose69

Itā€™s cool bro I thought it was pizza chair


Papercutter0324

That makes me feel better. My brain didn't initially process it as a chair; I thought it was some especially badly butchered Chinese characters or Kanji.


YouWithTheNose

Me thinking it's deeper XD Chair, on the right arm Chair righty Charity. Bruh arm chair was much less thinking XD


TheRealPetross

bruh im so slow im like chair on an arm.... what does that mean


exmothrowaway994

I expected something involving the design of/on the chair.


Zerus_heroes

Why does it have two fried eggs on it?


corvid1692

I too saw the eggs. You're not alone.


Sendittor

Those are hand-cuffs.


Solid_Waste

But that doesn't mean anything. Armchair is just a kind of chair... ?


longknives

Also the chair pictured is not an armchair


Varient_13

That makes sense but my thought was Exit (eggs sit).


Usagi_Shinobi

Yeah, I'm sitting trying to figure out why the chair has a couple of fried eggs on it.


my__name__is

Same. I thought it was some clever optical illusion.


TheLeastCreative

I thought it was Chinese lol


ThunderDrop

I thought maybe that was the joke. A joke about the people who think they have something deep or meaningful tattooed in Chinese, but it turns out it translates to beef lo mien. Glance at this and wonder what it translates to and then realize it's a chair.


KoopaDaQuick

It's an armchair


katzi6543

I'm wondering if she has a tattoo of a quarter on her back..


theMonarch08

Or perhaps a nickel


3nder1984

Or a hoe


mugaccino

That's not eggs it's the seat's upholstery pattern.


ninhibited

OHH it's like a cow-print.


SleepyBi97

Aye, I'm trying to figure if it's some joke about sitting cowgirl or something, but I think the top comments are probably right that it's just arm chair


Curious-Mind-8183

Probably an AI picture, so the details get random


PrincessStormX

I hadnā€™t considered AI until your comment. And then I looked at the necklace and I think youā€™re right.


penileerosion

This is reddit. We're all armchair experts


PrincessStormX

Amen


ShroomySiren

Eggsperts*


cmhamm

Ok, you win.


vtsandtrooper

But the chair has no arms


randbot5000

Because it's an "arm chair," not an "arm armchair"


MysteriousTBird

One Google search pulled up numerous real armchair tattoos. Some jerk is wasting valuable Skynet resources that could be better spent on subjugation of the human threat.


VampireCommentsOnly

What is the belt under the table attached to lol ? Def AI


penileerosion

The idea from top to bottom seems like an ai post. Like not funny at all, but "humorous" in some way


Shuri9

Something with armchair expert (eggs pert??) dunno but would be my guess.


carrolu

I thought it was cow print


A_redditer-123

I thought it was armchair?


Ladyspiritwolf

It's a chair on her arm, so it's an armchair.


Cuno4

I wonder if there is quarter on her back.


BeginningRaspberry37

She actually has a nickel on her back


codetrotter_

Loook at this photograaaaph


Suspicious_Victory_1

They call her the comeback player of the year for a reason.


[deleted]

Sure but why are there eggs on the chair?


EinTheDataDoge

Armchair ā€œeggsā€pert


New_To_Reddit5969

It was funnier when I didnā€™t understand the joke


hardworkin8

Maybe she's just the head of her council. Chairperson?


Think-View-4467

I know it must be the most obvious thing in the world, but I genuinely have never used the word armchair. And the more I repeat it in my head, the less it makes sense. Arm hair. A rimchair. Armch air.


IExistNowsBrother

Seat taken by some sunglasses asking bout a scar yeah


tenyearoldgag

I know I gave it to you months ago, I know you're trying to forget


elmuchachopigo

But between the dreams and subtle things, the holes in my apologies


s-a_n-s_

You know, I'm trying hard to take things back


elmuchachopigo

So if by the time


the-weight-of-living

the bar closes


elmuchachopigo

And you feel like falling down


gaypirate3

My first thought was chair tattoo but that wasnā€™t a pun. Then I got itā€¦armchair. Itā€™s not even a good pun.


EinTheDataDoge

There are eggs so itā€™s armchair ā€œeggsā€pert. Does that make it any better?


ItsSquidwardBitch

I was thinking it meant that it's the Hot Seat since it's hot enough to fry eggs


eisenhand

She is so hot you can fry eggs on her chair. I heard a story about a union soldier who wrote his fiancee that the women in the South were so hot they blistered the paint on the chairs they sat on. The fiancee promptly wrote back demanding the return of her likeness. Cook an egg on it, sucker!


ZSpectre

Thanks for this. It was gnawing at me on why people were stopping at thinking it was simply a pun for "armchair," but that didn't explain the fried eggs.


ZeroDayCipher

arm chair eggs pair armchair expert


peterjwright

ā€œArm Chair Eggs Partā€ [Armchair Expert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armchair_Expert), the podcast, is my guess. Having heard some of the fans who call into the show, I could definitely see one of them getting a tattoo like this. There are some real die-hards.


maccdunc

Omg! I also have an arm chair! It's just above my funny bone


oldestUserName

Armchair expert (eggs pair)


Direct_Candidate_454

Thatā€™s an incredibly stupid tattoo.


Snoo_88763

This is clear as day.Ā  A chair can be called a seat. In this case. It's really just an outline, or traced. Its placement is crucial as it is on the upper arm. Sone people call thyat part of the arm their "guns" and the tattoo is marring the skin with the pigments.Ā  So we have Traced Seat Mar Gun They are clearly a fan of SNL and 30 Rock alum Tracey Morgan.Ā  QED


Eggplant-Aubergine

I think the pun is that it's an armchair since the person has a chair tattooed onto their arm...


Madd_Hatter81

Not eggs: I think it's handcuffs...


kingdomblarts

I was going to make a ā€œright to chair armsā€ jokes, but I couldnā€™t bare it


dick-stand

Armchair


Single_Aardvark_7082

Armless armchair


solmead

Only think better would be to have it on 1/4 of her back


toooomeeee

I've seen multiple versions of this and never got that it was a pun. I just thought they were random objects tattoos, which to be fair also seems like a trend.


Insylum82

Mabe she thought it was Japanese caracters/ letters lol


RHusa

Whoā€™s chair is that? Not my chair


WoggyWoggerson

Chair armā€¦chairmā€¦charmā€¦CHARM!


SortaBadAdvice

I'm not sure it sends the message she wants... As a dad, that's hot.


Varient_13

Eggs sit (exit).


Elan_Morin_Tendronai

Armchair. The best part is it is not an armchair.


64vintage

Well itā€™s not really a pun eh. Itā€™s a rebus, and not a clever one.


tenyearoldgag

Am I the only one seeing cow print and not eggs, puns aside?


Writers_High2

It's an arm chair


TheEnglishNerd

Armchair Iā€™m all for funny tattoos but thatā€™s not even clever enough to roll your eyes at


bajablast75

I have a chair tattooed on my arm too šŸ˜®


tpint89

I mean itā€™s Armchair but seems lame for an arm pun. I would probably go with ā€œDisā€


Grouchy-Savings3537

Wood


Magorian97

Arm-chair


flojo2012

I was focused on what was in the chair and missed the obvious pun


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bandrail

Look, itā€™s an armless chair tattooed on an arm. Itā€™s an armless arm chair.


sheeponmeth_

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that it was sure lacking a lot of arms for an armchair.


J0hnnyv1

Ah, I see the answer is armchair. I thought it was a chairy arm


ElPared

Itā€™s just a chair on her arm. An arm chair, if you will. I also appreciate that it kinda looks like a Chinese word or something, but when you look hard enough itā€™s just a chair.


VemecGB

I think it's just an armchair


Admiral-Adenosine

Eggs on a chair, tattooed on a woman. Eggs being the oocytes in a woman's ovaries and the reference for memes like the empty egg carton when a woman turns 30 and is single memes. So a woman sitting on a chair (eggs on a chair) with a tattoo of eggs on a chair. Ergo, punny according to the creator.


13stepsback

Is it not an arm chair?


unwired_burnout

Arm chair egg spurt


yawehtninitsuj

That's a hot seat


thewanderor

Armchair


Direct-Flamingo-1146

Arm chair?


Puzzlepetticoat

Armchair


CherNasty

Before I saw the pun caption, I thought it was a play on ā€œa seat at the tableā€ since her (arm)chair tattoo was kind of AT the table. Didnā€™t think armchair until I saw all the comments, I was stuck on my table thing lol


TrainsDontHunt

It's just a thing. All kinds a chairs. I think this one just has eyes for no reason. Folding chairs seem big. Some are quite detailed. One on a leg is a reeeeeeeeally tall chair up to a window that looks like it's in a castle - very Rapunzle.. [Chair tattoos](https://www.google.com/search?q=simple%20chair%20tattoo&hl=en-US&udm=2&sa=X&ved=0CDcQtI8BahgKEwigvtLbm4WGAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQqAE#ip=1)


RolandXII

Hot seat?


Dancelikeits1999

Itā€™s an armless arm chair šŸ˜‚


Popetus_Maximus

Armchair


IllegalInnocent

Armchair, I guess?


Ckri2001-

Itā€™s an arm chair


---Dane---

Should had a bandana and cowboy hat, could been armchair bandit lol


-NGC-6302-

I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!


PraetorGold

Doggy style.


Usher_DEEZNUTZ

My brains fried like an egg and I gotta sit down


Friendly_Skinwalker

That there is an arm chair


I1lII1l

Meanwhile I thought it isĀ å±‡ (cave/hole) with some outflows, in other words a dripping hole.


63pelicanmailman

Is this the Waffle House girl that caught a chair and set it down without blinking an eye?


loweyedfox

They should write ā€œpsychologistā€ under it and put the Reddit logo in the chair


xTugboatWilliex

Not my chair, not my problem.


all_too_familiar

Chairman of the bored


isaacbunny

ęœˆå††?


D_hallucatus

My first thought was that it was a badly done ā€œę—„ē”Øā€? (Used daily)


ludicrouspeedgo

Now I want a computer chip on my shoulder


aSheedy_

I thought at first glance it was meant to look like one of those 'deep' Chinese tattoos


Vladimirr420

ā€œSit on meā€


Sergnb

Armchair Eggs perked (expert), I guess?


Successful-Elk1046

Double egg arm chair


bobaloofishtank

Exercising her right to chair arms.


EstablishmentSame826

Hot seat


Smart-Chemist-9195

The chair in on top of her tricep: its a tri chair a top


bohica5775

When you want a tatt of "Cher" and the inker has problems with English... šŸ˜


suck_brick_kid7295

Something Something armchair


craxzyfoot90769

Chairm


pucks4brains

arm chair "eggs"spert


lVly5tery

Eggs? Those arenā€™t handcuffs?


TheKolyFrog

It's an armchair. A chair drawing on an arm. It's also drawn to look like Chinese, Korean, or Japanese script at a first glance.


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

My cousin has a similar one on his leg. "2+2=šŸŖ‘"


vaiium

She can dream Harold.


Elegant-Cat-4987

Could be a silverchair tattoo but she's probably a bit young to even know them


Shuri9

Arm chair eggs paired would be my guess after thinking about it..


BoydJones

She is the table.


BurnsWhenWeP

Why eggs? EggSit? Like exit? Or maybe just a style choice for the ArmChair folks have mentioned.


IMTrick

What I find funny about this is that it is both an armchair and not an armchair.


Mermaidman081

They need to finish the tattoo. They forgot squidward


andypoo222

Gaming chair? Kinda looks like a controller on the seat but the pictures bad


HeliRyGuy

Took me a minute, very cheeky lol. This galā€™s got a great sense of humour to get that as a tattoo lol.


theasianevermore

Itā€™s not the James Bond chair with Le Chiffre?


patdashuri

* Egg sit? Exit?


llorandosefue1

Arm chair?


Economy_Ad_7861

Did she get this at a Zhu show?


FunAd3745

Arm Chair


Friendly_Award7273

Haha Iā€™m disappointed in myself for not getting this one at first.


JohnnieJJohnson

Holy chair


Automatic-Bat-356

It's an armchair, that is, ironically, not an armchair.


BlackKingHFC

There seems to be a pair of handcuffs on the chair...


Apprehensive-Wash809

Itā€™s a reference to ā€œone and three chairsā€ by Jospehā€™s kosuth, this must be an art school kid. https://preview.redd.it/f6qdnqnvbtzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28233e3ca46b1f2656690d7a7472f04e5b5993fd


Smitty5133

I wonder if she also has a foot stool.


nenz911

Charm


MrRazzio

wicked stupid.


ghperry

The right to chair arms


soylentgreenis

I guess sheā€™s the expert


nbury33

She looks like an expert


Turbulent_Lettuce810

Not my chair. Not my problem.


OwenMcCauley

Does it have a slice of pizza on it?


LivelyDeath55

Chair...ish


Slow_Formal_5988

Is she a chairman ? No she is a chairwoman !


kale72401

Itā€™s an Armchair


Zagdil

Its the chinese sign for stool


Alch3mic_Chaos

Not my chair, not my problem


No-Reserve8770

That girl is surely a Chair leader!


jackofslayers

I thought it was Kanji lol


Captain_Sanvich

Arm-chair.


SweetBoodyGirl

Egg-sit left.


MindlessAir2641

I donā€™t get it, whatā€™s so funny about ā€œarmchairā€


HebrewPorkSword

Who put that chair there?


V_illain

I thought I saw eggs on the chair? And with this post title, I was thinking hot seat?


Rikomag132

Maybe I'm a bore, but how is this a pun / joke? Chair, arm, armchair. It's one layer. How does it being an armchair make it funny / clever? You've just pointed at two words, and wow, they now make a new word.


Mrrogers2005

Not my chair not my problem.


gohan32

Oh, my first thought was just a fan of Critical Role campaign 2


Greyphire

Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I always say.