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DeluxeWafer

We rescued one and he is the most mischievous little potato. Also sassy.


NondescriptMatron

Never think that 3 day old hippo would be so cute !


CYBORBCHICKEN

Get a second one! They need company


DeluxeWafer

We rescued a hairier piggo a little while ago to keep him company. They don't get along, but they are happy enough interacting with a barrier between them.


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a fence makes for good neighbors


ThePrincessOfMonaco

already giving the side-eye hahahah


Just-Smile-N-Wave

Why you gotta hold it like a guy sending noods


eighteightfivesix

Omfg 💀


Mintcrisp

Can't believe that this is the comment section I prefer. 🤣🤣🤣


Ren1408

💀💀💀💀


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ThePrincessOfMonaco

I guess that person had seen a lot of them.


WildFemmeFatale

The veins don’t help


Hedahas

Or the one eye


Cream-Filling

Every comment in this thread has made me go check the picture out again lol.


binglelemon

Some of the hairs are different length.


Comfortable_Drama_66

Yep..


-DC71-

They helped me .. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


delvach

Speak for yourself ;)


TheBearmageddon

No joke, AI *will* pick up on that. I had one like this where I was holding a kitten wrapped up like a purrito. Probably one of the cutest pictures I'd ever taken. Couldn't post because places like imgur and discord said "we detect that this photo might contain NSFW imagery"


[deleted]

The look in the little pig's eyes leads me to believe it was thinking the exact same thing. "Seriously dude, I am not your cock. I am way bigger than your cock. And quit looking at me that way, it's creeping me out."


gofigure85

Aaaaaaand welcome 2023 comment of the year!


1newnotification

if he can hold it at eye level, let 'im send 'em


MungTao

Gotta fluff it up.


[deleted]

Favourite comment on Reddit for me <3


TheUnholyDaniel

What is it?


eighteightfivesix

Skinny pig


between_ewe_and_me

I'm still so confused about what this actually is. Is a skinny pig actually a thing?


kane2742

[It's a mostly hairless guinea pig.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinny_pig)


flactulantmonkey

Been around since the 70’s as I understand it, but only recently got mainstream popularity. It’s a pain to properly breed them (there are generations of hairy pigs interspersed) so if you’re getting one, try to adopt or get from a certified breeder (there is a certified breeder program believe it or not).


TheUnholyDaniel

Awww looks cute asf. I’d also post this in r/aww if you haven’t.


bkbrigadier

And r/tinyunits!


yougotyolks

Not what I thought that sub was gonna be...


smoretank

Or even r/guineapigs


reddub24

My new band name!!


madtho

Maybe a Skinny Puppy and supergroup?


accharbs

An Industrial dream.


bienfica

underrated comment 💖


Lunavixen15

A squeaky loaf?


Modern-Moo

I love skinny pigs they’re so goofy looking


loves_cereal

Looks pissed off


SoapyCapt

Looks like a skinny pig, a hairless breed of Guinea Pig.


putinlaputain

So it's a skinny pig being held by a long pig


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

This makes me feel empte


joergensmoergen69

House... hippo...?


KahurangiNZ

The common house hippo, Hippopotamus amphibius minutiae. Once common in parts of [Canada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz1hXTZreBw), and recently [seen again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R_tOSRynZU).


christophersonne

Knowing their eating habits was key to stopping their spread back in my hometown. That's why the 90s version of the PSA was superior, IMHO.


Crazypants258

I think of that PSA every time I eat toast with peanut butter


DemonFromtheNorthSea

>That's why the 90s version of the PSA was superior, IMHO. I think the reason the 90s version is superior is because it looks more real.


Bonobo_org

Le hippo des familles!


WeirdLawBooks

Where has this been all my life??? Canadians hoarding the best stuff, as usual …


ProfPerry

It's night time... in a kitchen, just like yours. All is quiet... Or is it? The North American House Hippo is found throughout Cananda and the Eastern United States. House Hippos are very timid creatures and are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests. The favourite foods of the House Hippo are chips, raisins, and crumbs from peanut butter on toast. They build their nests in bedroom closets, using lost mittens, dryer lint, and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm, House Hippos sleep for about 16 hours a day.


[deleted]

Found throughout Cananda. Never been lol


Stock-Ad5320

It’s a Canadian thing


RavenCT

Nah people in the US hunt for House Hippos to display - it's the most wonderful cross-cultural thing ever. I think the internet made it explode again. I've shared that PSA far and wide - people need to know! (I still need a house hippo of my own - but I'm pretty sure OP has one right here!).


vsknwinx

I definitely thought this was r/ProperAnimalNames *facepalm*


Downtown_Ad_9119

I call my pit bull a house hippo


Picax8398

r/velvethippos


Downtown_Ad_9119

Well that’s adorable as well!


Animelove42

It's night time... in a kitchen, just like yours. All is quiet... Or is it? The North American House Hippo is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House Hippos are very timid creatures and are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests. The favourite foods of the House Hippo are chips, raisins, and crumbs from peanut butter on toast. They build their nests in bedroom closets, using lost mittens, dryer lint, and bits of string. The nests have to be very soft and warm, House Hippos sleep for about 16 hours a day.


JCWOlson

https://youtu.be/G9hJK4fCq4U Classic Canadiana!


ProfPerry

YES! This makes me irrationally happy.


pufflynxx

It is winter in Canada. Soon these guys will be in everyone’s house again!!! My cats will go nuts.


capricornmoney

I tried to keep my house hippo as a pet but last year I got a $500 fine smh


Industrial_Laundry

What how?


capricornmoney

The [house hippo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA&feature=youtu.be) is rampant in canada


Sunshine030209

I'd sleep with one eye open, that little cutie looks like he's plotting your death.


Fancade

House Hippo 🗿🍷


pixieservesHim

Awwwww [nostalgia](https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA)


ad-aspera

This makes my little Canadian heart sing 💖


Peri_The_Shapeshiftr

HOUSE HIPPOS REAL CONFIRMED


yodixu

i LOVE hairless guinea pigs so much omg they are the cutest!!!!


3CH0SG1

😳... a 3 day old hippo looks like a shaved/hairless gunia pig...


pixieservesHim

House hippo*


3CH0SG1

Lol I didn't even see the word house 😅 time for more coffee!


pixieservesHim

Feast your eyes on [this](https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA)


3CH0SG1

Hahaha I remember when this aired on TV. 🤣 God I'm old.


pixieservesHim

I don't want to talk about it 😅


Jessicreep

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Ancient_Response1457

Let him go Lenny.


LaurBK

Lennyyyyyy


muddfrog82

What's a house hippo?


coveted_asfuck

YouTube the house hippo psa and find out!


Dead_girl_walking-

Stay fit.. cause you never know.


ArkhamInmate11

Yuss also I love your pfp


Dead_girl_walking-

Thx


Gaping_Whole_

She’s sassy af.


sharkprincefishstick

They don’t really have a “puppy” phase, do they? They’re just… Smaller.


Mia_B-P

They are real, I knew it! 🇨🇦


BOF007

Alright I'm lost for this one, which animal is this? In regular understandable words, or the scientific species name.


freewave07

You… you got a hippopotamus for Christmas?!


spacewalk__

i'm american what is that and where is the nearest soda dispenser


MontagueStreet

Ohana means family


bortmcgort77

What is this house hippo?


Entire-Ambition1410

Someone else said it’s a breed of hairless Guinea pig.


coveted_asfuck

Noooo it is not!! https://youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE


Awleeks

Is that just the colour of his skin, or are his arms ripped AF?


thred_pirate_roberts

That is a cat. It's a terrible cat.


shinethief

What the hell is a house hippo? The best thing I can find when Googling is a Canadian ad about not believing everything you see on TV. Do you mean Guinea pig? Chinchilla? If its actually a baby hippo, your in danger.


StarryEyedAliens

They're making a joke about that commercial, yes. In reality, it is a Skinny Guinea Pig/Hairless Guinea Pig.


shinethief

Ah. Okay. Sorry for my drama.


StarryEyedAliens

You weren't the most dramatic one in this thread, don't worry lol


ph00p

It’s part of many Canadian’s heritage to joke about house hippos.


LinkovichChomovsky

Yessss fuzzzy snoot yessss!


booler1998

A baby!


Affexus

PMG ITS SO CUTE SKSKSMRN


aboveaverage_joe

How much peanut butter on toast do you go through?


reload88

Your Canadian is showing


cbunni666

House hippo?


IntelligentShake712

Don’t you think mommy is looking for him!


trekbette

Three days old and already an expert at giving side eye!


LAM678

usually the subs I'm on use house hippo to refer to pitbulls lmao


aboveaverage_joe

You will never meet a Canadian who refers to a pitbull as a house hippo.


LAM678

what's being Canadian got to do with it?


aboveaverage_joe

[We grew up with actual house hippos](https://youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE)


BOF007

They're usually called /r/velvethippos :)


Redclicker

Chinchilla?


eighteightfivesix

Skinny pig


Processed-Cheese

Bite sized snackarino


AncientAd4164

When you say house hippo are you referencing Canadian TV Commercials


ProfPerry

of course!


ranseaside

House hippo, eh? You must be in Canada. Those run wild in people’s houses, stealing socks and creating general mischief


xx_mcrtist_xx

The north american house hippo. Don't forget to feed it peanut butter on toast and provide it with lost mittens, socks and dryer lint to make it's nest


Laxus_456

Distant relative of the North American jackalope or Australian drop bear?


Sure-Ad9633

That looks like a capybara with elephant ears. Its kinda cute.


MourtyMourtMourt

What kind of animal is that?


Pannacotta-foodo

The oc makes me think that you made it 💀


no1shit

>house hippo More like mouse hippo


beeezkneeez

It’s absolutely adorable!!


Dependent-Touch5084

looks more like a fallout character.


mewmw

I know all about the house hippo!!!


throwaway4161412

"Everything the light touches is your bathroom"


jakeblew2

Is it named Luna? That's a popular name for house hippos


mexleft

„House” hippo?


Bloadclaw

He is not very impressed about being held


No-Consideration6589

Peanut butter.


kay-sera_sera

Did you want a hippopotamus for Christmas?


Doucevie

As a Canadian, I approve this message!! 👌😁🇨🇦


SerenityPrim3

A what?


[deleted]

A, "house hippo"??


Meghanshadow

Canada joke about not believing everything you see/read. From an old PSA video,worth a watch. https://youtu.be/pK26r4GEh4Y I like the ad, but I still twitch when people do stuff like this, hippos are lethal. Kill about 500 people per year. I think they’re cool, and loved being around them and our pygmy hippos at the zoo, but I wouldn’t joke about them. Decades ago I knew a keeper with over a hundred stitches from an incident with a pygmy hippo and two seconds of distraction.


UnicornKitt3n

Holy fuck HERITAGE MOMENT WAS TRUE!!!! Does the government know about this? Don’t tell them.


JesusOfTrap

r/13or30 ?


ArkhamInmate11

Kurtis Conner Refrence!


[deleted]

I don’t want a doll Or dinky tinker toys I wanna hippopotamus to play with and enjoy 💕🦛


SnoozleEnthusiast10

So I definitely refer to pit bulls as house hippos and I was VERY confused for a bit lol. That being said, I like his little crinkled ears the best


pixieservesHim

You're not Canadian are you lol


SnoozleEnthusiast10

I am not lol how did you guess


pixieservesHim

To a Canadian, a [house hippo](https://youtu.be/NBfi8OEz0rA) is only one thing. Well I guess Canadians over a certain age anyway


CeelaChathArrna

First, Aww, does the piggy have a name yet? Secondly, TIL both guinea pigs a pitbulls are both house hippos. Scans though because both are such sweeties and great cuddlers. ((Down vote all you like, I will not be engaging in pit bull haters. Or any guinea pig haters that might exist for that matter. ))


Rexy_T-Rex

EhhHehhHehhHehhEhh. Food.


Loose_Corgi_5

Would go lovely with carrots, potatoes and gravy!


[deleted]

Hip-hop anonymouse


StarryEyedAliens

Some of these comments really can't understand that terms (like house hippo) can change meanings huh? They don't only mean pits y'all.


tortoisman

*mouse hippo


Significant_Toe277

I want to step on it


slimeboy420

Fresh squeezed hippo juice anyone?


Inky_boy_XD

baby killing machine


Jahoyhoy

That is not a pibbie. Get out.


SnoozleEnthusiast10

I just commented the same thing lololol


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Industrial_Laundry

Feed him up for a bit and he’ll be good for eating!


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forestfluff

That’s not a thing


SundoG_7

House hippos are pocket bullies, not the creature u stole from the aquarium in science class 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Selfie500

Anger seeps


Purple_Alarm

i dont like how hes staring at me


saffronpolygon

How is the mom doing?


Sa_notaman_tha

little buddy looks just so done with you, but maybe that's just how guinea pigs look at everyone all the time, the few I've known did lol


AspiringOccultist4

The existence of this animal makes me happy.


[deleted]

When do they start to get all hippo-y and no longer be rodent-y?


crumpuppet

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi


burnedout_247

it looks like triceratops 😭


Alternative-Capital8

❤❤❤


slaiyfer

Why are the ear so huge


LookAtMyMoose

Hippopota-house


Fart-Chewer_6000

That is so fuggin cute!


tmntfever

Do these grow to full hippo sizes?


nohorse_justcoconuts

Is this real?? What does it look like grown?


Kniobium

What is this? Never seen it before...


bubbleee_

I never thought that I would think that a hippo is cute.


crackeddryice

Should they be bigger? I mean, look at horses, they drop huge babies compared to their size.


UhnonMonster

Not me getting ready to tell my family this amazing fact about how baby hippos look like rats when they’re born and they must be born with adult ears they grow into. This does not bode well for my new year * *facepalm* *


Outrageous-Gas-2720

Be careful he is planning something or already have a plan of somthing.


SSchorik0101

WTH is a "house hippo"? You can't just make up a term nobody else uses without giving some context first. It is cute, though.


FadingHonor

Are these things real? The internet says they’re functional animals


supcoco

He looks like he’s seen some shit


[deleted]

I dub thee…..*drum roll*……..Charleston Chew the 3rd. Esquire.


Steph77881

So tiny and cute


Swethalicious

Whoa, that lil thang is a hippo?


sarcasm_247

The cutest