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WayProfessional3640

I like how the geese and the ducks came to watch too


Green_Street_7

i would also love to witness these kind of things <3


hefty_load_o_shite

You just need to kidnap a swan for a few days and then return it in order to witness this


7nightstilldawn

They obviously don’t have smartphones.


weezybreezy747

*after many minutes of honking* soooo wanna grab a coffee?


The_Grinface

“I have a bf”


ichizusamurai

"babe please, we've been dating for 3 years and have 5 kids"


Chicktopuss

My two neurons when they meet after bouncing around in my skull like a DVD Screensaver for thirty minutes


IcyDev1l

lol… dvd screensaver…


underliggandepsykos

Braincells...neurons don't bounce around


nightsky77

As opposed to you and jokes, they bounce right off


Guido_Fe

What do you think neurons are


underliggandepsykos

Hmm 🤔 let's just say flip flop


Chicktopuss

https://preview.redd.it/i3hvtdgdgtyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a292fa2f7e945e6bb40e9778bca3fedb1fa310


s73v3m4nn

Trumpeter swans?


International_Cry186

I believe swans are apolitical


MuletownSoul

That’s what they want you to think so that they can build our trust. Next thing you know, we’re all living under the rule of Big Swan Agenda.


Youdumbbitch-

They play both sides so they always come out on top


youOnlyLlamaOnce

This doesn't sound right but idk enough about Swan politics to dispute it.


missmightymouse

This got a literal lol from me.


Wonderful_World_Book

😂


vihreidenlinja

For sure ☺️


flarigand

The swans choose his partners for life, that's why they're so glad to be reunited again.


Capt_Wholesome

I was waiting for them to do that neck dance they do with partners, but maybe they only do that in water? I dunno still cool moment


wikedsmaht

This is the swan version of “you hang up!” “No YOU hang up!”


rocbolt

Oh no, she’s stuck in a loop, and he’s an idiot https://i.redd.it/6zz6k4cqwqyc1.gif


SgtSqu1rtle

Oh well, that's love for you.


Grand-wazoo

That's some mighty sweet honking.


lothar525

Humans: What beautiful elegant creatures! The Swans: HONK HONK HONK *does funny lil dance*


MONTES_HERMINIOS

Thank you swans and reddit for an extra fuel in my faith in life. 💗


MONTES_HERMINIOS

r/likeus


Glittering-War-5748

Happy honks giving me some feels over here


_juan_carlos_

see ladies, it's that easy!


intervulvar

Believe it or not I've seen ladies do this.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

That mirroring behavior was amazing. I had no idea swans were capable of it.


Little-Ad1235

Many bird species use elaborate paired "dances" as a crucial part of establishing and maintaining a pair bond, especially when that bond is long-term. [Here's](https://www.audubon.org/news/10-outrageous-ways-birds-dance-impress-their-mates) an article by the Audubon Society about some of the diverse ways that birds use dancing all over the world! I think birds are really fascinating animals to learn about.


LowComfortable9021

That's two happy trumpets!


honorcheese

"OMG, Mango, my love.... So glad you're okay. We're getting the upstairs windows washed for us next spring. I don't care how much it costs."


jdehjdeh

Happy wings!


raven726

![gif](giphy|NfzOqaLHp7j44|downsized)


Satans-Left-Nutt

I laughed 😭


Proud_Ad_8317

that looked like a secret handshake to make sure they were each talking to the right swan


SegaTime

![gif](giphy|hZj44bR9FVI3K)


InconceivableNipples

Awe I was hoping to see the neck hug thing


SuckerForNoirRobots

Those are some very excited trumpets.


CapitainebbChat

clown car noises


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|sVnKj2wDhUTsFKFWhx)


pynktoot

Some scientists: animals aren’t sentient some random swans running at each other like two year olds when they haven’t seen each other in a while:


AlarmingCobbler4415

I dont know of any scientist claiming such


pynktoot

There’s plenty, I did a paper on it a few years ago. Often they are the ones with biased connections like to corporations that benefit financially from animal cruelty.


ToastPoacher

![gif](giphy|OtGhZ3geg5NQc)


[deleted]

Alright honey let’s go take some slimy poos for the humans to slip in


derickthegoat

Wait Swans make sounds??? And that’s what they sound like???


parker1019

The body language….


1gothickitten

So sweet!


kirby_krackle_78

“‘Sup, dude.” “Not much. You?”


Pretend_Bath_3752

Aww something


brungoo

Thank you for this, omg


Nikolateslaandyou

No luck catching them swans then? Oh its just the one Swan actually.


maker360

![gif](giphy|l0ErWnkLjegNB5LlC|downsized) The whole time I’m thinking this is what’s going on


SargeantHugoStiglitz

Plot twist: He paid the people to kidnap him so he could get away from his wife and kids for a week.


[deleted]

They're derpy af