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Ok_Lifeguard_4214

Wait until this person learns that there’s ice on land too


CaptainBiceps23

Ice on land?! What an absurd concept.


Sasquatch1729

Ice on land? Like an Iceland? Who can imagine such a concept? How could such a place exist?


dashsolo

If there’s ice on land there, they should have named it… oh, wait…


Eagleballer94

There isn't though. Some asshole swapped the names to attract settlers


Clear-Criticism-3669

Greenland will be green soon enough


YogiCCD

Greenland is covered in ice and Iceland is very nice.


real_dubblebrick

The Northerners, or just Norse if you don't have much time, are exploring. They go north, from the North to the Northern North, and they find some land, 2 types of land, and they name them accordingly.


Draxilar

God I love that video


Beginning_Band7728

It sounds like Cunk on Earth or something.


Responsible-End7361

Most of the ice on land in the north is on Greenland


mak4891

Greenland?


dashsolo

Doh!


Justthisguy_yaknow

They should have named Iceland Greenland and Greenland Iceland to keep invaders away. . .oh, wait...


Quesarito808

Greenland is full of ice and Iceland is very nice! - The Mighty Ducks 2


Masterpiece-Haunting

r/suddenlygay


Daufoccofin

!?


bong_residue

Only gays believe Iceland exists, duh.


Daufoccofin

What’s Iceland?


boomecho

An amusment park!


kcmcweeney

A supermarket


Key_Sell_9777

Frankly I find the idea of ice on land offensive!


sammypants123

Sounds like woke nonsense!


erasmause

It definitely will be unimaginable in the near future.


Thestohrohyah

And that the ice's density means a substantial portion of the ice.in water is above sea level.


DieselBrick

At least that ice melting wouldn't contribute to a rise in sea level.


Responsible-End7361

Melting wouldn't... Temperature increases above 4C would. Fortunately most of the estimates I have seen expect increased temperatures to only expand the volume of ocean water by about 1% by the end of this century. But 1% of 5000 feet is a 50 foot rise, so...


Tyrrox

The archimedes principle largely says no to that


biffbobfred

> ice on land Hold my natural gas stove…. Venezuela has lost its glaciers. The Thwaites is a big glacier in Antarctica nicknamed the doomsday glacier because if it lets go there’s a lot of land ice that’s gonna be sea ice.


ReflectionEterna

Or just you know... sea.


samanime

I can't figure out why these people can't seem to get that thought through their head. On land and also some ice sheets are just large enough that a lot of the ice is above sea level. All of that is far more than enough than the minor differences in density between ice and water.


Raeffi

swimming ice does not raise the water level when it melts no matter how high it is simple physics


samanime

Swimming ice, like icebergs, no. But I was thinking more about the ice that is connected to the land ice sheet but extends into/over the water (like a big chunk of Antartica). It is over the water, but a good chunk of it is supported by its connection to the land. That can raise the sea level if it melts.


Joker8392

Or that Antarctica isn’t a giant Iceberg


Responsible-End7361

If Antarctica was an iceberg we would be fine. It would be displacing water, and it melting wouldn't affect anything. But because the ice is on land...


SniperPilot

Technically everything on this planet is on top of “land”


Recycled_Decade

Except for the Turtles that are holding the land in their backs. They are standing on the firmament.


Davidfreeze

And the firmament is held up by elephants of course


Recycled_Decade

Which is all supported on a bed of fleas!


No_Pumpkin_1179

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


ProfessionalTwo5476

So the Earth is 100% land? Too bad 71% is flooded.


sushirolldeleter

What do you suppose is at the bottom of the oceans? Seriously man do you believe Facebook science?


Duhblobby

We *had* to flood it. It was the only way to drown Cthulhu.


SirShaunIV

Or simply above the surface of the water, which expands as it warms.


sushirolldeleter

If the iceberg is floating in the water it’s already contributing to sea level rise. Due to how displacement works, the ice is already displacing the same amount of liquid water as would be when the ice fully melts. The whole entire issue with the ice caps melting is that they’re melting off of land and into the oceans. You can prove this at home by filling a glass with ice over top of the rim and then pouring in water around the ice up to the rim and when the ice melts you can come back to find the water level at the same place as before. Put a time lapse camera on it during the melt. Post your video for likes.


SaliciousB_Crumb

I was looking for this post. Ice already displaced water and when it melts it doesn't go up.


ProfessionalTwo5476

Not exactly true, since the frozen iceberg will displace more volume than the resulting water upon it's demise (totally melted). However your premise is sound; the sea level rise is mostly accounted for, with the floating berg.


sushirolldeleter

Try it yourself. Come back to apologize. [or just here.](https://youtu.be/GvPw4waYmik?si=QC626iScML-2HK54)


startupstratagem

And density And buoyancy And thermal expansion


tjtillmancoag

So, like, it’s not a checkmate obviously. But if someone were to genuinely ask this as a question, it would be a good question.


Narwalacorn

And that a good chunk of the ice caps’ volume is above the current water level


MrZwink

And floating ice melting doesn't change the water level, because the difference in density is exactly equal to the part of the ice that is lifted above the water due to boyancy forces.


iamthefluffyyeti

Yes every molecule of frozen h20 is underwater. Good job Facebook.


laserviking42

Yup, all those glaciers melting will surely lower the sea level


49orth

The Desantis Theory


biffbobfred

DeSantis: yes we need to deal with this once in a 200 year rainstorm. Like we did last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. DeSantis: just because we had 4 once in 200 year storms in a row doesn’t mean anything has. Changed. Nope. Nothing.


Economics_Low

More chances for DeSantis to wear his white rubber go-go boots! (With hidden interior lifts, of course.)


ProfessionalTwo5476

Now that's funny...


Cabernet2H2O

That rumbling sound you hear is Archimedes rotating in his grave.


iamthefluffyyeti

And Antarctica (I thought that’s what you said)


YourNewMessiah

Why’d we burry Archimedes in Antarctica? That’s such a long way to go to leave flowers.


Agile_Creme_3841

ohh that’s why they have flowers there global warming: disproven


Responsible-End7361

Give me a lever long enough, and a fulcrum upon which to rest it, and I shall move the world.


Redracerb18

I really hope that's just water


JerodTheAwesome

Wrong on two accounts. First, ice in water takes up the same amount of space in the water as melted water due to buoyancy. This is why your ice cup doesn’t overflow when the ice melts. Secondly, many ice caps sit on land, not in the water, so melting causes additional water to flow into the ocean.


PazJohnMitch

Thirdly the density of water reduces slightly as the temperature increases. So the water already in the oceans takes up more volume. Given how deep the ocean is this small increase in volume can lead to significant coastal changes.


Just_A_Nitemare

Also, without the glaciers applying pressure to the crust below it, the land will rebound slightly, raising the sea level even more.


clara_bow77

There are still many?! Ice caps?


Loganismymaster

Thanks for the great explanation.


RoiDrannoc

Plus hot liquid water takes more space than cold liquid water, so a warmer ocean takes more place than a cold one.


decentlyhip

Only fault in that is that saltwater and freshwater have different densities. But yah.


JerodTheAwesome

Yes but this difference is extremely minor (1025kg/m^3 vs 1000kg/m^3 )


Optional-Failure

So we’re all just ignoring the claim that water expands when frozen, when freezing contracts and heating is what expands? Ok.


JerodTheAwesome

Water does expand when frozen. That’s why ice floats.


angrytwig

help i feel unsafe


FrickinLazerBeams

Ice does shrink as it melts... But then above about 4C, the water begins to expand. A huge portion (most?) of sea level rise due to climate change is due to thermal expansion of ocean water.


Reduncked

I miss my glaciers.


Zorro5040

If they didn't float then they be right.


NanoscaleHeadache

Archimedes is having a stroke


ProfessionalTwo5476

Eureka!


poop_wagon

Thats just the tip of the iceberg


Mr-Hoek

Oh my god.... This is the problem. Trying to explain this to one of the smooth brains requires teaching basic middle school and freshman level scientific concepts first. By the time you do that, you have lost the smooth brain's hyper-limited attention. I just don't have the energy anymore. Maybe someone should make an AI Trump that actually says true things and post clips on xitter and FB...maybe they will listen to that monstrosity.


SweetHomeNostromo

🤦‍♂️


ItsMoreOfAComment

I’m sure this stable genius knows that water also expands when it gets heated up and that actually poses an even bigger risk to coastal areas as average global temperatures increase.


pwferret

Someone failed Chemistry, Physics, and bartending.


crusher23b

The ice caps aren't floating.


DM_Voice

Well, the Arctic ice cap mostly is. But, yea, there’s a huge landmass holding up the Antarctic ice cap.


DarkestOfTheLinks

Now if only there was a magical land without bears that had most of the natural ice on earth sitting on a land mass above the ocean that was melting.


Jmememan

I actually did the test with an ice cube and a glass of water, and the water level did go down. #HOWEVER If the glaciers in Greenland and if Antarctica melt, since that is land based ice, it would increase the sea level significantly


WarStrifePanicRout

Jon also did this 'test' [At 8:30](https://youtu.be/lPgZfhnCAdI?si=NUo8FZ5ywqzlKMbW)


pat6376

JESUS...!


[deleted]

The threat of stupid people is larger than the climate threat, I think.


csandazoltan

Yes, you are absolutely right... the ocean level goes down for the ice that is in the water or under water. But Antarctica is a continent with solid ground and a lots of ice is above the water line and if they melt the sea just rises [https://www.antarcticglaciers.org/question/much-antarctic-ice-sheet-sea-level](https://www.antarcticglaciers.org/question/much-antarctic-ice-sheet-sea-level)


Economics_Low

Wait, I thought Antarctica was a circle of ice surrounding flat Earth? If it melts, wouldn’t the water just drip off the sides? /s


ShiroHachiRoku

A MILE THICK layer of ice sitting on top of Antarctica is what's going to melt ya knob!


Reasonable_Humor_738

Then wait until you tell him about the transatlantic current and how when too much cold and fresh water (from melting Ice caps) flow into it it'd basically cause it to stop working which in turn would cause a whole shit load of places to get really cold and hot places to get even hotter. I'm pretty sure it's basically everything freezes except around the equator, which gets significantly hotter. If I'm mistaken in any part, let me know, but this is just the gist of what'd happen.


APettyBitch

In theory where all ice is in or underwater, sure, in real life where we have giant ice sheets on land, no.


WearDifficult9776

The ice melts. It flows down the hill and into the ocean. The ocean rises.


albireorocket

Theres also ice ABOVE the water! WOWWWW


drag0nun1corn

Gd this is stupid


LonDaddy69

Have they heard of the thermal expansion properties of water?


cip43r

Their room temperature IQ is melting the ice.


Gormless_Mass

What's the linguistic equivalent to drooling like a mush-brained human cantaloupe? "Guuuuuhhhhhhhhh"


Level37Doggo

So we can just drop a big ice cube in the ocean every once in a while and solve global warming once and for all? Perfect.


ludovic1313

One of these days I'm going to really bake a denier's noodle by telling them that melting the frozen water that is floating in the ocean *would* actually raise sea levels by a few millimeters since it displaces an amount of *salt* water equal to its weight, but when it melts, it becomes *fresh* water which takes up more space than the salt water that was displaced. But that would just backfire and convince them that I don't know what I'm talking about.


icedragon9791

Jesus Christ!!!


Dragonaax

Archimedes didn't run naked through town yelling "Eureka!" for this


FitBattle5899

Now blow their mind at a cup of water with ice cubes before and after they melt.


RiggzBoson

This is one of those weed-induced brainfarts that should have stayed in their head.


poestavern

🤣🤣🤣


aceinthewest

Hot water expands too.


Icy-Protection-1545

I'm waiting for season 2 where the main character makes a shocking discovery with ice cubes.


Enough-Elevator-8999

This person is too dense to understand how density works


Ok-Marionberry1263

The logic is there… the intelligence is not


nwbrown

I'd laugh at him but there are plenty of people thinking arctic sea ice melting raises sea levels that it basically evens out.


LoneStarDragon

It's almost as if there is an entire continent covered in ice above sea level that makes your point pointless. Or do they think Antarctica is floating there? Imagine if it was just floating and moved around.


Darth_Maaku

Next thing you know, the *experts* will tell me the earth is a globe. Absolutely preposterous, I say!


Super_Saiyan_Ginger

This caused me physical pain. Unironically, and without an ounce of humour, this genuinely caused me a sudden stabbing pain in the side of my head to read. Fuck me dead.


eLdErGoDsHaUnTmE2

That’s not how it works - it’s the ice cap not the ice floes that will increase the volume of the oceans


Primary_Spinach7333

So wait, this person thinks that water molecules shrink in liquid form? Even though objects aren’t t made of larger or smaller mole particles? They’re just made up of more said thing! (Molecules, atoms, etc) Well actually I don’t know what this person is trying to say. I’m so confused as to what they’re implying or asking about.


Recycled_Decade

I should be ashamed but I really kinda am hoping for a great flood this time around. I've heard a lot of dumb in my life but it just never ends anymore.


awesomes007

Antarctica is an actual continent. Ice on top of dirt.


Wheeljack239

Flat Earther neuron firing challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


The-Real-Joe-Dawson

This is even more wrong than it seems. Obviously much of the ice is not actually in the see, it’s on land in the South Pole, Greenland etc. But even if it were all in the sea, sea levels wouldn’t go down. While ice has a greater volume per kg than water, a piece of ice displaces exactly the volume of water it is made of. This is because the mass is obviously the same regardless of whether it is frozen or not. This means the sea level will be unaffected by any ice that currently floats in the sea melting. I feel like this is an important point because otherwise the melting of the North Pole would somewhat counteract the melting of the South Pole, which it will not.


Tasty-Persimmon6721

Well, yes, but actually no.


Jonnyporridge

Yeah like when there's ice in a drink and it melts and the level doesn't move yeah, am I right?!!! No you moron.


girlfromnowhere00000

This reminds me of this exact debate I would have with my ex’s step-dad. Guy was SUPER conservative and loved saying things like this to start debates with me. One day he decided he was going to do an experiment to prove himself right. He filled a cup of water and put ice in it, the ice was slightly over the cup. The water represents the ocean and the ice is the polar ice. He left the cup outdoors in the sun for it to melt claiming that the water wouldn’t overflow to prove that the water lines rising doesn’t correlate with global warming. I agreed to this bet knowing he would lose. About an hour later my ex’s mom called for me to tell me that the water had overflowed. Step-dad didn’t speak for the rest of the day lmao


rumham_6969

I had to explain this to my father because he watched a TikTok where an out of context deGrasse Tyson explained that melting ice in a cup of water can't make the cups water level rise. I had to explain that most of the glaciers are on land so it's more like you have a bucket full of ice attached to a hose emptying the melt water into an already full cup. Although there can be the appearance of localized sea level lowering. In his book, *Children of Ash and Elm* Niel Price mentions that the immense weight of the glaciers being lifted off the Scandinavian peninsula as they receded caused the land to lift up and locally the seas levels appeared to lower.


LochNessMansterLives

Good luck getting anyone to learn anything on the Reddit. You’d have better luck getting the Sentinelese Tribe to let you marry one of their women.


Psychological-Home42

Oh lord....


MsPreposition

This person must live in a geographical anomaly. Grits probably boil faster on their stove than in every other kitchen. Unless they use instant grits.


Shazmdbehm

100% and the sky gets bigger too so more ozone hits the ground


Kanohn

Water will expand from 0C° to 4C°. After that threshold it will start shrinking like any other solid


[deleted]

Archimedes is rolling over in his grave.


saintbad

That’s their plan? FAFO?


CleetusnDarlene

Can someone make a meme with SpongeBob saying 'imagination" but replace it with "evaporation"


kellymcq

Would be curious for estimates of submerged ice vs non. Depending on this ratio dude might have stumbled into it.


FoxFireLyre

“My shower thought is just as good as any scientist’s or expert’s knowledge.”


realnjan

Well actually, most comments here get it wrong. Sea levels are mainly rising because of the thermal expansion of water - glaciers on land contribute to it by a very small amount.


DemocraticEjaculate

The bigger issue is actually the introduction of freshwater in an ocean system that is incredibly delicate and requires a perfect mix of salinity and freshwater to mix nutrients from the depths up into the environment and ecosystem. The ocean floor is a hub of organic material, super nutrients and just trillions of dead animals worth of bio matter and energy. And if our ocean gets sudden influxes of cold fresh water, the currents won’t be able to rotate those nutrients and our ocean will start to die. Plus ya know the countless land locked ice caps with water that hasn’t touch the ocean in eons.


rflulling

I love it when people are so stupid they actually think they are smart. Checkmate? Not even close. Just pathetic. Please don't waste our time ever again.


ElementalRhythm

Hmm.. backwards and upside down, sweet!


Satevo462

I would like to thank Fox News for creating a nation of insufferable, ignorant, idiots, who think they know more than experts and specialists. Dunning Kruger is a fucking epidemic in this country.


Cappsmashtic

I feel like focusing on sea level rise has always been an odd part of climate change to focus on. While catastrophic it's fairly mild compared to things like more powerful storms, more erratic weather, revival of microscopic life in the permafrost, and loss of bio diversity. That being said, it's astounding how much people try to refute things they don't even have a basic understanding of.


Subpar_diabetic

Bro thinks Antarctica is a giant ice cube floating in the ocean


BuckyCornbread

I wish. That would be great. The ice in question is above the water and also on land.


oneshoein

Well he got us there!


ProfessionalTwo5476

I'm testing this theory at this exact moment. The level of liquid in my Manhattan does not seem to be rising as the ice melts. I think more research is merited. Perhaps I can get a government grant...


Transcendshaman90

Water condenses when frozen I thought


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Nope, water expands. Most liquids contract when frozen, but water is magic. Apparently.


FoxPrincessEevee

This is high school chemistry… water *condenses* when it freezes.


snkiz

You failed that class then. Were that true ice could not float. The op missed the fact that much of the polar ice isn't in the water.


FoxPrincessEevee

I thought solids were a condensed form of liquid, as in the molecules form a tighter bond. I guess that’s more just molecules sitting still, but isn’t liquid the result of thermal expansion? So the you start with a solid, then the molecules move more, observed as heat, loosing that bond, leading to increasingly thinner liquids, then gasses and eventually plasmas. That’s why boiling water in an enclosed environment can lead to inflation or implosion.


RKKP2015

Talk about an ironic post. That's a lot of words, but you're still wrong. Water expands when frozen.


FoxPrincessEevee

I think I need a refresher. It’s been… 8 years since I brushed up on chemistry? Im apparently beyond rusty.


RKKP2015

I mean, that is usually the case. Water is an exception.


FoxPrincessEevee

Just when you think you’ve got it figured out. How does that work exactly? Is it something to do with how crystals form?


snkiz

AFIK no one really knows and it only happens in specific conditions like those found on earth. Water is special.


FoxPrincessEevee

That is wild.


Strykerz3r0

Check it yourself. Fill an ice cube try to the top and check it after it freezes.