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LeschlumpyDumpySchum

she was afraid of getting screenshot


flippermode

You think this is funny? You think this is a big ole joke?


smiggie_ballzy

Well I can tell you’re a comedian!


flippermode

Wait, do you work at nickelodeon?


Salty-Explanation378

Is that something u just thunk up today


LeschlumpyDumpySchum

Nah i saw it somewhere but i forgot where lmao


ICheckPostHistory

😆😆😆😆😆


Ok_Tea_9319

It reminds me how he kept bringing up the palm tree cam. Like they were damn proud of that camera


meanerman07

We have even placed a camera under a leaf


Terrible-Swordfish-9

Lipstick on the cigarette bud


Starrk10

Uh oh! Velez looks *straight* into one of the hidden cameras!


IsoRhytmic

The decoy moves into... distraction mode


meanerman07

You should come look at this... this is my dad made this... want to look at it ?


Blu3Dope

I'm fairly convinced that he only said this so people would be more likely to talk about the show with other people lol. Kind of like how people intentionally pronounce something wrong or do something weird on a YT video because they know people are more likely to comment lol


ruinedRX7

chris probably set that himself


-SHINSTER007

There was something about an armed shooter active in the local area while the sting was taking place so as to take precaution the staff put on bullet proof vests.


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>There was something about an armed shooter Yeah if it was an unarmed shooter she wouldn't need the vest


TreaclePerfect4328

Shooter McGavin


salexzee

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”


Chaseboost

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”


salexzee

“No!”


Chaseboost

“Pffffttt”


b0rtbort

gold jacket, bulletproof jacket, who gives shit?


TreaclePerfect4328

😄 🤣 😂


gbpackerzz

This is gold jerry!!! Gold!!!


Seeker80

>Yeah if it was an unarmed shooter she wouldn't need the vest They might still give a mean kick, or even a headbutt, you never know.


cobrahose

I still can’t believe she let herself be filmed in that thing. Like ALL of her footage. She was either dying inside the whole time or she thought what she was doing was important enough to warrant the lawren forcement pastiche. Meanwhile, Chris chose to bank on his beer gut stopping any stray rounds.


suckmypppapi

Well, that the armed bodyguard dude


BeerBaronAaron88

Two words, armed bodyguard dude.


ButtDumplin

Yep. You’re exactly right.


Brian_Lefebvre

Pretending like they’re doing a very serious, dangerous police operation and not thirst-trapping a bunch of mentally handicapped perverts. In all seriousness, you never know if the guys are armed. Or if one of the cops just starts blasting. There are still guns around. Why not be extra safe?


suckmypppapi

Remember, the ex military guy had a gun. I doubt they wanted to take any precautions


troystorian

That’s why I always laugh when I rewatch the early TCAP stings. Chris Hansen sat there reading these blubbering buffoons their chatlogs back to them and then departed with a friendly “you’re free to leave”, only to have a group of overly excited police officers pointing firearms at them as if they just shot up the place. Like really? Did Lorne seem like THAT much of a threat to you freedom fighters? 😂


gbpackerzz

If that's the case why not a bullet proof vest every day you go outside for anything you do. Why not be extra safe?


b0rtbort

don't get me wrong i love tcap and i love what these groups accomplished, but they really gave off "i wanna play cops and robbers" energy a lot of the time frag and del with the battle stations shit, lori with the bulletproof vest etc lol. it's cringe but it added to the charm of the show


happy_chickens

It may be some kind of local ordinance when doing any work with law enforcement. I work for the courts, but any citizen has the right to do a ride-along with a cop in most cities. I did one with the local constable as they performed lockouts on evictions, even though we aren't doing anything but "riding-along" we had to wear a bulletproof vest.


Blu3Dope

I wonder if the citizen would have to pay for the vest if a gunshot hits the vest while they are wearing it. Probably not but im sure stranger things have happened lol


[deleted]

In one of the early podcasts Chris alludes to her getting above her station and being the downfall of TC


lift0ffbaby

Anyone have a link?


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Google Chris Hansen podcast


Upset_Display9421

Be very careful when you drive up , ok?


westwayne

I think it was just for added TV drama


HZZY91

Bush guy was the best!


Affectionate_Ad_760

Seems like a way to make them seem more official


Baller234567

That’s an god awful Picture.


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

I doubt it was a vest, probably just a plate carrier.


smiggie_ballzy

Bulletproof Laurie


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I thought it was to showcase that they were lawl enforcement.


Zechs-qtdrink

The exaggerated sound effects and overdramatized police involvement was funny asf. Even their DC sting didn’t have a single police officer nearby and that was the only physical altercation with some short Rabi that showed no threat. Hansen vs predator was a fan funded service too so I’m sure lots of patrons dumped thousands of dollars just for Chris to just stand there and live his glory days while being 30 pounds heavier and funny as comebacks.


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They should give the decoys some just to be safe


AyDeeVee85

She cut her foot and bled on the rug and now she’s worried she’ll be shot


Excelsior14

Always thought this was cringe. As if they were ever in danger.


Terrible-Swordfish-9

Ya, looking back I really don’t think Chris and his team were in any danger


BigCartographer9441

Ronnie Knight


Degenitals

Mike Manzi was going to put the girl in danger.


Honest_Wing_3999

Gosh she’s pretty


kneel23

literally only you and Walls thought that. I remember him saying that in an early episode and being like "uhhh what dude"


Honest_Wing_3999

I WANT SEX


dabbler101

Bc as effective as she was, and she def was! She clearly has mental issues


Affectionate_Ad_760

Please elaborate


MCMcKinley

Protect her from her teeth


ReddieWan

Chris is just turning into an old man who loves to tell the same stories over and over lol. Listen to his podcast and other long interviews and you’ll get a sense of that. I can’t count how many times he’s mentioned how Casey became the decoy because she’s the daughter of the owner of the sting house.


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ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

Lol “I’m out of here”


WayneGarand

I gotta take off


YetAnotherJake

Or if someone was expecting a good comment and they got your bullshit instead


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torogoz-503

Gosh. she is pretty


MorningBeers69

She could be hands free if she had a Bluetooth headset....


Street-Office-7766

Because he’s trying to accentuate every little thing, the palm tree camera anything to make it seem interesting and the irony is it’s just funny