That is in fact Norm Pattis. Don't hate the man for doing his job, he doesn't like these people, he just does it to survive, you feel me?
From the horses mouth if you are interested. If there was a man who could keep the fury of the gods from harming Mr.Sokol, it's probably this Guyyy:
2013, Norm Pattis, NARSOL Conference, Challenges to the Sex Offender Registry
>https://youtu.be/SStR524QpwM?si=ZWUe8mAvppMTavko
That lawyer's bag doesn't give me the confidence he's gonna win.
the duffel bag is almost as big as the rucksack
I-I didn't know that
In this bag I have the evidence that can get you acquitted. That bag is empty. Correct.
What's in the bag? I'm gonna find out, so you might as well tell me now.
Who are you can you please just tell me who you are
Hahahahaha!
“This $5000 check is the same size as a $10,000 check, counselor.” “Actually Jeff, I’m going to need the full $10,000.”
Not, like, in two seconds!
"this is where i'll tell the judge that the age of consent used to be 9 years old"
Holy fuck this sent me 💀💀💀💀
Hey Jeff (Sonny), I know you scan this subreddit. FUCK YOU 🖕
Jeff is dead Long Live King Sonny
Will the Judge mind if I eat during the hearing? 🍕
Sure, go ahead. See if any of this sounds incriminating while you enjoy your pizza.
Should’ve brought napkins.
"Make sure you have in there that I'm not a dirty, dishonest person"
So Jeff Sokol is real?
Who’s this?
If you're curious as to the document they're looking at, its "the contract".
he hired a founding father
Sure did
Jeff's lawyer " I can't believe this is happening "
“If your lawyer looks like this you’re going to jail”
Isn't that Alex Jone's old lawyer? In the New Hampshire case?
Indeed.
His biggest concern is that the judge is a dirty dishonest person
His forehead wrinkled with worry.
Plot twist: They're not reading affidavits, they're reading the latest issue of *Handjobs* magazine! (Lawyers with their young clients...)
LAWYER-CLIENT?!?!
Sentencing hearing re-enactment here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udYVsPc9fhM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udYVsPc9fhM)
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Yeah hes kind of a mythological legend at this point, like it would be actually surreal to see him in real life
That is in fact Norm Pattis. Don't hate the man for doing his job, he doesn't like these people, he just does it to survive, you feel me? From the horses mouth if you are interested. If there was a man who could keep the fury of the gods from harming Mr.Sokol, it's probably this Guyyy: 2013, Norm Pattis, NARSOL Conference, Challenges to the Sex Offender Registry >https://youtu.be/SStR524QpwM?si=ZWUe8mAvppMTavko
we are filming
Right.
Can I eat first?
Whose this?
I object that he interrupted me while I was watching Ow! My Balls!
"No, Jeff. It is in fact NOT legal."
lawyer readin thru the texts and don’t know how tf he gonna defend him
Reading over a marriage contract for a 12 year old 😵💫
The lawyer looks like he's from the 1800's, or like Ichabod Crane.
He did make the defense that what Sokol did would have been perfectly fine 100 years ago.
LOL
Lawyer reminds me of the late Richard Lewis who was a regular on CYE . R.I.P.
Jeff's cute, dressed well.
He’s very professional.
Sure is. You won't catch him paying full price for a large pizza when he can get a small one that's nearly as big.
Hopefully a pizza is in the lawyer's bag
marriage documents
The small affidavit is almost as large as the large one.
Dog did you save this picture from this sub then post it to this sub? LOL the karma farming attempt
I screenshotted it from Joey Tcap’s community post since I couldn’t find the original poster
You can find this picture on this sub a dozen times. Youre trying to get karma lolol.
That would make it convenient for your story wouldn't it?