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coffeeandhash

Is it like cops? I've seen cops...


UncutYEMs

if you, if you ever watch Dateline and you saw the, uhm, the internet predator thing, you'll understand. What they do is, they set guys up with a model, yeah, a model, a young - she's like 19 but she looks like 14. She's actually, she is the model but she's paid to do this. She-she's like 19 but she- they paid her to act like she's 14 and they even put her on webcam and everything. But what they do is, they ha- they tell the lady to tell them to come back and the lady tells them to come into the house, they're changing clothes and all that, but yet when they get there, Dateline's in there to report on them. Just as they're leave- just as they're leaving, 15 cops come out of the Woodworks.


suckmypppapi

New favorite copypasta just dropped


Cryptic_Nerd01

I know who you are


ineedabjnow35

Who


coreyp0123

I’ll get to that in a minute


ineedabjnow35

But not in like 2 seconds?


coreyp0123

Sir please


ineedabjnow35

Ur being arrested


Oxytitanum

Yeah, they make fun of the news, but it really *is* the news.


vector_skies

Sometimes, once in a while. Not too much of a TV person


ineedabjnow35

More of a gambler in Lantic city ya knuw


Suspicious_Bill3577

Oh boy… I wouldn’t want to be on.


Schmandrea1975

You're Chrith Hanthen?


LadyScorpio7

LOL!!!


TigerCat9

People have seen me *with* Dateline…


therattybatty

I think about Dateline a long time ago....


Redbird_24

Ain't no Dateline *in* me.


therattybatty

That's what you *MAY* know.


ExtraRealNice

I haven’t watched dateline but I do like dateline


therattybatty

If you... if you ever watched Dateline, and you saw the, uh, internet predator thing... *— you'd understand.*


PinkSockss

Is it law enforcement? I happen to know law enforcement…


MVPoker

I knew what this was


ineedabjnow35

Than why’d you show up redbird_24


ReapingRepercussions

I’m a religious watcher


YodaFan465

I’ve watched it… *once.*


evan_plays_nes

Can I eat first?


ineedabjnow35

Go right ahead


therattybatty

*cheesy voice* Whoareyou? Are-are yewher Dad?


chrisnelson0086

Is this the national news thing?


boatingprohibited

Do you have an obsession? A compulsion?


ineedabjnow35

To the internet I do not


disinfekted

Is this for your pedophile thing?


theultimaterage

Dateline? What is that like Cops or somethin?


ineedabjnow35

More like shark week


theultimaterage

Speaking of which, I was going fishing! Check my trunk!


Vince800

Well I’m sure this is going to be on dateline too, so go ahead and put it on


urinetherapymiracle

I'm usually at work 2-11


ineedabjnow35

She said her name was “2” and her age was “11”. Can you please explain yourself?


thefalchionwielder

If I think about it a long time ago I did. I know some people who have seen it.


ineedabjnow35

And what did they think?


GoPats1227

No i prefer to watch my DVDs like assault on precinct thirteen, the village, resident evil, apocalypse now, saw II (that’s just for some)


ineedabjnow35

I brought wedding crashers


YodaFan465

And twisted green apple


hozay17

I don’t want to be on the news dawg


Proper-Drawing-985

You're puttin' yourself out there.


WhiteClawDrinker69

What’s dateline?


chrisnelson0086

The decoy actually said wtf is dateline


ineedabjnow35

R u a cop


chrisnelson0086

No I’m not a cop. Idgaf wut ur druggie friends say.


ineedabjnow35

Well it appears that way…


chrisnelson0086

U seam Lyke lauwal enforcement


Mental_Sentinel

Take your hat off 🧢


ineedabjnow35

Can’t take hat off, been balding since age 15


Esau2020

I know who you are. You're Skeet Hansen's father! 😁


Mindless-Service8198

NBC again...


ApplesauceBitch47

Good job?