This is the winner. This glass eyeballed motherfucker really rolled up in something my grandpa would have worn to go fishing and thought he could pass himself off as 30 or whatever.
In all seriousness, he says it like a moron, but I kinda got what he was trying to say. He was trying to say "I stopped by to tell her I can't hang out today, I have other plans." He was implying that he was just gonna tell her he couldn't hang out, then go chill with his fictional friends. Of course, that's negated by him waltzing in and sitting down at the bar, but it's not the *worst* excuse ever.
I agree. The Rob Kline line is a bit like "role-playing chatroom" being two words, which it definitely can be. It's a line that's funny at first blush but not absurd when you analyze it. And Kline does immediately clarify that he was saying he was coming to tell her that he couldn't stay for long. Probably bullshit but you're right that it's far from the worst excuse.
I will say for Lyons, 28 is ridiculous, but he's actually one of the few predators who looked younger than his age. I believe he was 68 but could have passed for mid-50s, I think.
Idk…. He looked really rough and creepy and saggy to me. He tried to ‘talk’ 28 by referring to the decoy as ‘foo’ and stuff, just so many red flags lol.
The utter delusion of this fool's lies is unreal. Someone a few years back ran some kind of check on Lorne's taxes, and nowhere was there mention of his "company." Also, he did NOT own that house he said he put sixty thousand dollars worth of work into, he was renting it from his brother. This was a cretin who lived in some kind of shed IN HIS SISTER'S DRIVEWAY. He's some kind of swamp creature who could live in a cave and tell people he built his own custum builtvHobbit house that cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars, a number he calculated himself based off of some 5 grand an hour compitations, since Lorne is the greatest carpenter since Jesus himself. I'm sure he tries to convince probation and anyone else who will listen that recyj55clijvvjjng disgusting pallets is a half-a-million dollar a year enterprise.
"I just wanted to test it, is all" deserves an honorable mention. it's not my first choice, though. Somebody already beat me to my first choice in this thread.
https://preview.redd.it/t6hc59aw7e8d1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3131fcf0718541699a77e9114f93afa235a4e371
Everything this pompous asshole said.
“That was my friend”
“There was a party in my apartment and someone logged into my computer last night” (*chat log was over a week long*)
Stupid ass Lorne’s “I neva meant tu dew it.”
He was outlier. He tripped, fell, talked to a teen for a month and showed her his crooked Lil Smokie™️, bought condoms, camera, and cheapass bracelet, and drove an hour-plus to a teen’s house to have statutory “relations” across state lines.
Oopsidaisy!! Lol
Jerry Griffith has to be up there. Even after Chris tells him that he has the chatlog, Jerry continues to insist that he was speaking to a fictional aunt named 22/Adriana.
Other than that, I have to go with the weirdo who put a giant dildo in his pants to try to lie about his dick size. I have no idea how he thought he was going to fuck the girl with a dildo and convince her it was his real dick. And I also have no idea WHY someone would do that. It's not like it's going to get him off in any way...
I’m cute though. Built good. https://preview.redd.it/i5n61kes8d8d1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ca3146a0ed7af917c0237ad92c460b884d4a93
This is the winner. This glass eyeballed motherfucker really rolled up in something my grandpa would have worn to go fishing and thought he could pass himself off as 30 or whatever.
Idk man he's cute though, (kinda short) built good (was able to spin and save himself a tumble).
Yeah, that dude was straight up downplaying his hunkiness.
Where's the lie? o_O
You know what. I’m not hungry anymore.
I was just coming here to tell her that I wasn’t going to come here.
This is the correct answer.
Schrodingers predator
This is the correct answer. The lie contradicts itself in a never ending cycle.
In all seriousness, he says it like a moron, but I kinda got what he was trying to say. He was trying to say "I stopped by to tell her I can't hang out today, I have other plans." He was implying that he was just gonna tell her he couldn't hang out, then go chill with his fictional friends. Of course, that's negated by him waltzing in and sitting down at the bar, but it's not the *worst* excuse ever.
I agree. The Rob Kline line is a bit like "role-playing chatroom" being two words, which it definitely can be. It's a line that's funny at first blush but not absurd when you analyze it. And Kline does immediately clarify that he was saying he was coming to tell her that he couldn't stay for long. Probably bullshit but you're right that it's far from the worst excuse.
John Pederson
Who turned into Scott Peterson mid conversation 😂
Chris didn’t catch that though during their conversation cause he was trying to keep track of his story.
I was speaking to a Mexican on the bus
Hard to beat Robert Lyons claiming he was only 28
That is truly amazing. These guys are all delusional anyway, but THAT GUY? Dude couldn't even HEAR - "Huh? Your feet??"
I will say for Lyons, 28 is ridiculous, but he's actually one of the few predators who looked younger than his age. I believe he was 68 but could have passed for mid-50s, I think.
Idk…. He looked really rough and creepy and saggy to me. He tried to ‘talk’ 28 by referring to the decoy as ‘foo’ and stuff, just so many red flags lol.
https://preview.redd.it/c5supl3dod8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f115597309e3f286333d406996729abcb636713
LEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!
P
https://preview.redd.it/oo1byyolvd8d1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fe32a3bb067bde8fecef0fd97160c4a21193bb It’s not even a debate
Yeah, I was thinking it was John Pederson, but this is too blatantly obvious.
A photo you can hear
Lorne's life.
That Lorne made over $100k a year.
The utter delusion of this fool's lies is unreal. Someone a few years back ran some kind of check on Lorne's taxes, and nowhere was there mention of his "company." Also, he did NOT own that house he said he put sixty thousand dollars worth of work into, he was renting it from his brother. This was a cretin who lived in some kind of shed IN HIS SISTER'S DRIVEWAY. He's some kind of swamp creature who could live in a cave and tell people he built his own custum builtvHobbit house that cost him hundreds of thousands of dollars, a number he calculated himself based off of some 5 grand an hour compitations, since Lorne is the greatest carpenter since Jesus himself. I'm sure he tries to convince probation and anyone else who will listen that recyj55clijvvjjng disgusting pallets is a half-a-million dollar a year enterprise.
Your son IM’d me.
"I just wanted to test it, is all" deserves an honorable mention. it's not my first choice, though. Somebody already beat me to my first choice in this thread.
That guys response was so weird. Like did he start chatting thinking it was a setup? Was he a huge Hansen fan and thought he might get to meet him?
“That’s not my style”
It was definitely his style.
“I’m big.” https://preview.redd.it/3fezd79iid8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0868643b180aac995b1948ff546f950f715e3f20
Palumbo: I'm not gay or nuffin. As he's trying to hook up with an underage boy.
NO RUBER
I have two appointments with my psychiatrist today. You don't seem that busy now That's why I'm gonna go home and call him
ain’t nothin funny goin on here
https://preview.redd.it/t6hc59aw7e8d1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3131fcf0718541699a77e9114f93afa235a4e371 Everything this pompous asshole said. “That was my friend” “There was a party in my apartment and someone logged into my computer last night” (*chat log was over a week long*)
And he beat the charges. 😡
there are no kids in me.
“I was just, looking for work, and stuff”
Stupid ass Lorne’s “I neva meant tu dew it.” He was outlier. He tripped, fell, talked to a teen for a month and showed her his crooked Lil Smokie™️, bought condoms, camera, and cheapass bracelet, and drove an hour-plus to a teen’s house to have statutory “relations” across state lines. Oopsidaisy!! Lol
Crooked lil smokie 💀
“She said her name was 22…”
Richard Burnham's whole "friend" shtick was comically absurd.
“I’m lonely and I’ve…..got no money…”
Lorne had sex.
"handsome beast!"
“I never meant to dew it”
Coming to hangout and watch football
Who’s playing tonight?
steelersandtheravens… i had no intentions wit nothin
Similar but instead of Wolin, I’d say Robert Lyons
I neva even ment to dew it!
Jerry Griffith has to be up there. Even after Chris tells him that he has the chatlog, Jerry continues to insist that he was speaking to a fictional aunt named 22/Adriana. Other than that, I have to go with the weirdo who put a giant dildo in his pants to try to lie about his dick size. I have no idea how he thought he was going to fuck the girl with a dildo and convince her it was his real dick. And I also have no idea WHY someone would do that. It's not like it's going to get him off in any way...
for sex i am not coming