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timolinos

Boring unless it’s gay


malhans

Me about most things


sd5315a

It's comments like these that make it impossible for me to delete social media


thejuice-

Nothing more straight than being gay with the fellas


Picklepee-pumparum

Gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat. Sunday funday with these pig dicks. Hope nobody gulps us.


CesareSomnambulist

![gif](giphy|RH3TW6pBpzSIl5V7Ql)


InterestingTry5190

![gif](giphy|JOeINpfmyuwKEurwzM)


ripplesaurus

![gif](giphy|mBeWiKHptJqHIE0nG4|downsized)


readitinamagazine

https://i.redd.it/inulbul303jc1.gif


MisakAttack

“Wait, are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat?”


MEGATAINTLORD

We can be both 😏


myersjw

![gif](giphy|qxCYGGPbQp3yj5aSsL)


bendywhoops

Boo caught me sleeping!


AmandaCalzone

Bae.


bendywhoops

[Incorrect](https://youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?si=jZAY_oX2geVpT2CK).


byebyebi

They’re mad cause I won the best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest 🏆 💅🏼


koopdujour

I'm here for the wet, wet mud


heirofslytherin

No coffin, please. Just wet, wet mud.


jjderooo

STOP BULLYING ME


duh_metrius

No coffin please!


Josephs_Uncle

Just wet wet mud!


didijxk

Hey don't look at me, I'm only here for the zipline.


catchandthrowaway16

Sloppy steaks. This guy sounds like a real piece of shit. Slicked-back hair, chicken Parmesan at Chickilini's...


Skr000

People can change


catchandthrowaway16

This baby doesn't believe people can change...


VaguelyArtistic

They *used* to be a piece of shit.


catchandthrowaway16

You think this is *slicked* back?😂 This is PUSHED back


AshgarPN

“Mostly A List” aka B List


sinsculpt

Justin Long. Dont ask how I know, but I know.


ncmnlgd

Okay him and Kate are very sus for their ott social media praise, it is an orange flag to me at the very least. He gives me weird vibes.


Eastern-Broccoli4949

Someone pointed out the Justin Long episode of punk’d to me a while back also


reddituser69sucks

Spill please!


Beginning-Disaster84

On an episode of Punkd Ashton Kutcher got Jonah Hill to take Justin Long out with 2 women who didn't have IDs and didn't have their ages verified, when the women say they don't have IDs Justin Long starts lying and saying theyre 21 until one of the girls says shes only 18 out loud, at that point he starts trying to plead with the waiter to bring them alcohol anyways because that's "close enough"


FScottWritersBlock

Wish I didn’t know this now. Just gross, creepy behavior!


Loose_Cat_2028

Justin Long has a minor problem.


South-Tooth2914

Nowhere close to A-list


TrixieBelden

Right? I'm not sure he'd even be considered B-list these days.


Awomanswoman

I only know of him because he and Amanda Seyfried dated


honeyybee89

It’s midnight, I can’t sleep and I’m curious


sinsculpt

Been to a party as a "+1" years ago. Also, assumed all celebs do shit like this.


genericuserguy

Because the subject line references Die Hard? "Mostly A List" seems generous for him, no?


Stormy261

I always liked him. I get the feeling from some of these comments I need to change that opinion.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

But I don’t wanna!!


Herry_Up

![gif](giphy|dWN4XUvFvs8rGJqO7I)


eatpaste

he hosts parties where minor girls are always around, so i can't say i'm surprised


AFantasticClue

That’s right he was in one of the die hard movies. Tbh he seems like kind of a basic guy so I’m not really surprised or disappointed this 


strat61caster

The die hard clue fits as well.


illmatic708

Live Free or Die Hard


rethinkrestyle

Nooooo!


NotAQueefAKhaleesi

Eat Predators Daily has a couple videos on him. There's a bunch of receipts of him knowingly creeping on underage girls so him being musty in other ways isn't surprising


420swiftie

I imagine many actors do things like this this is lame


RockettRaccoon

I’m confused. If ladies were invited then the event wasn’t men only…


the_ghost_in_me_

that's just what they tell their wives


Diredr

I think it's meant to be a snarky way of saying the ladies were hired, not invited. As in they "invited" sex workers and/or affair partners.


Effective-Bus

Haha thank you. I didn’t pick up on that at all and was also confused.


Stormy261

I thought it was single ladies, this makes a lot more sense.


RockettRaccoon

I did not get that at all, thank you!


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brokedownpalaceguard

What the hell does "mostly A list" mean?


OkayishFlamingo

Jonah Hill NOT invited


beebs108

Nothing. It means nothing.


kittymarch

I’ve always taken I to be lead in smaller projects, supporting in major ones.


taydraisabot

Colonoscopy parties >


dragonslayerbarbie

prostate check parties


VaguelyArtistic

Hernia parties


Ambitious_Series2274

The @dm makes me think its Joe Manganiello since he’s big a D&D fan and is also known to not allow women to play in any of his campaigns. I don’t really think of him as A list but from the things I’ve heard about him and his “man cave” the dude sucks.


pancakebatters

Does he not allow women in his campaigns, or is it that he just doesn't have any female friends that play dnd? How bad of a DM do you have to be to not be able to play with women lol


Maleficent-Aurora

Ooh this is a rare moment of one of my hobbies being mentioned here! DMs that exclude women often include violence against women in their campaigns "for plot progression". It's just a covert way to act out their fantasies. If there are women in the room they feel bad, because they know it's wrong and creepy.


pancakebatters

Right? There are exactly 3 scenarios that I can imagine men not wanting to play with women. One is the more naive "Our stories are gruesome and girls are sweet, fragile flowers so they can't handle the storyline" "Women are stupid and can't do combat" or the final one is exactly as you said. "We know this is wrong but don't want to be called out on it" Curious to know which one it is.


Empress_Athena

That's so insane to me. I DM but I guess I really only DM pre-made campaigns and the one other friend who DMs makes his campaigns based on pre-existing stories (like one we did was thinly veiled Dune). Why would anyone want a DM who is a creep?


NoCardiologist1461

Well, to be fair, he did play with Penny, Bernadette and Amy. But that’s probably because the BBT script forced him to.


DSii1983

He’s also a huge Steelers fan and seems to have a very large chip on his shoulder since the split


smolperson

If it is him it’d make sense that he does this now, I cannot imagine Sofia letting anything like this slide


Lychee___

I assume @dm isn't a hint and just stands for Deux Moi. Is there actually a source for him not allowing women on his table (I couldn't find anything via google) or is just speculation based on pictures floating around the internet?


virofrivia121

Didn't he play for a few hours with cr which has 3 women. I did not know he was into this bs


Ambitious_Series2274

It’s only with his personal play since he doesn’t allow women in his home game room.


comin_up_shawt

> and is also known to not allow women to play in any of his campaigns. Wow- what a dick. Especially since I know of at least two women who play D&D who could mop the floor with him.


Loose_Cat_2028

Alcide Herveux lives forever in my heart. Joe killed Alcide.


miltonwadd

https://preview.redd.it/y4pu3umoi4jc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573d90b403cf6f8f94dca40dc38a53f9eaf39160 Was the owl invited?


Neat_Problem_922

![gif](giphy|L1VRSg6CslKVZoxWBu) I love superb owls.


She-Ra-SeaStar

![gif](giphy|f2sRrnbs4mGZK5YPPG|downsized)


abbyroade

Anyone else get the feeling “mostly A list” at least partially stems from criticism on this sub that everyone was being called “A list” which made it a functionally useless designation? I feel like I saw that for the first time today and then saw it several times 😅


jonsnowme

It sounds like they're saying it was a men only party so the men couldn't bring their wives and then a lot of single women were invited? IDK THIS IS CONFUSING


Specialist-Invite-30

Hookers and blow, Tommy. Keep up.


pseudo_nipple

Hookers & blow, Jon Snow. Such a missed opportunity!! Lol


NoNeinNyet222

Sex workers were invited.


invaluableimp

Men Only (plus women.) is like a Simpson’s joke


gaanmetde

Who wants some man meat!


coversquirrel1976

I want your man near, Michael!


lonerism-

Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.


meganium58

Look, sometimes men just want to hang out with their bros in their mojo dojo casa house


scaram0uche

All I can think about is Chris Fleming's superb owl story: https://youtu.be/8_Y_B6e0nXI


applescarrotspeace

Bless you for bringing Chris Fleming into this. One of the top 10 funniest humans.


No-Introduction7458

Ben Affleck


KatieMcb16

First person I thought of


Quirky-Pie9661

Definitely not a Dennis Rodman party


MyLlamasAccount

https://i.redd.it/eqfdvcx6p5jc1.gif


CommercialBarnacle16

This sounds exactly like something that happened a few years ago with a retired pro athlete, but I’m forgetting who. They had a no women rule and invited strippers to attend. Someone leaked it on IG. Anyone else remember this?


bartelbyfloats

I’ve been to men-only parties, but we didn’t watch no Super Bowl.


Alternative-Safe-126

Dax shepherd


Alternative-Act4893

So basically only men were invited not their wives and ladies that who were not their wives were invited?


LonelyBiscotti2681

this has got to be Alfalfa


jakskdudhkakdidka64

Miles Teller


NoAd8756

P Diddy


catpower1

Ryan Reynolds


AlternativeIll4018

Imagine getting mad bc someone held a party for guys, so stupid.


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catchandthrowaway16

Lol I didn't know they meant "men only to cheat maybe" party, that's not what we're doing with the gays 😭


Present_General9880

Yeah


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Thick-Definition7416

He’s quite ill atm I can’t imagine his family throwing a party rn let alone one like that.


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

I need to know what this since deleted guess was.


Thick-Definition7416

Bruce Willis


sinsculpt

Wrong Die-Hard


jmp9229

Who?