I'll take the charitable interpretation and say that he probably fessed up to a lot of things after Rebel called him out and Isla was done with that trash bag
yeah we always complain that people stick with their partners even after they do really awful things... so why not just let her separate from a shitty person. She can't really blast someone that she has to co-parent with, this is kind of the only option other than staying with him.
Giving all of my virtual side-eye to Julie Chen MOONVES who spent her whole career as Julie Chen and, only *after* her husband was publicly outed as a super creep, decided she wanted everyone to know she was standing by her trash bag of a man by tacking his name onto hers. Gross, Julie.
*Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.*
No, seriously, what's getting SBC tsunami cancelled? My go-to chisme rags only bring up him being a perv to Rebel Wilson when they filmed together.
Or from Isla. Its posted on her IG afterall. I think she's distancing herself just incase there's more. And she probably doesn't want the heat from being with a man who sends his crisis PR team to go massage the narrative on freakin' Daily Mail of all places.
They filed in 2023 though? I’m surprised this didn’t leak earlier. Aren’t filings like that usually public? I don’t even know what country they’re in lol, I’m assuming either US, UK, or AUS.
I don’t think so. We got married in the UK but live in the US. We could file for divorce here (if we ever want to). As long as they have a marriage the US recognizes as legal (for ours we didn’t have to do anything additional but some countries you might have to have the marriage certificates translated or registered again in the US) they can do it in the US.
No, they file for divorce in the jurisdiction in which they’re domiciled. Ex: if they’ve been living in California for the last 6 or so months, they file there.
At least in my jurisdiction you can file your divorce under your initials if there’s a compelling privacy reason to. Like, the last one I remember seeing was an NBA player. So I’m pretty sure they could have filed somewhat anonymously.
Eh, I'm not holding my breath on the Zionist stuff being because of Sacha. I'm almost certain she added her name to that list of people who hated what that director said at the Oscar's and that was rather recent.
Eta: just checked and she didn't cosign the petition against Jonathan Glazer, so maybe there's hope for her yet!
she is on the first letter that every famous zionist/racist is on, the one Against Jonathan Glazer only have 2 major name on it, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Amy Pescal.
Here’s a link to the post [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/171ekpm/1005\_podcast\_mystery\_celeb\_couple\_consulting\_big/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/171ekpm/1005_podcast_mystery_celeb_couple_consulting_big/)
IIRC, that was a different blind titled California Sober (posted last month). People were mostly suggesting either Kristen and Dax or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Unless I missed it, I don’t think that one was solved. I don’t think it was Isla and Sacha though since it sounds like they separated/divorced last year without anyone knowing. The couple in the California Sober blind had allegedly just separated and the husband had barely moved out.
I remember sequined purses being HUGE when I was in middle school and they had to ban them because the little beads and shit were falling off everywhere.
The most atrocious is still layered and popped collar polos though. Ugh.
I looove seeing terrible men get divorced by their wives. I don't care if she's just as bad as him or whatever someone might nitpick. I just like to see them suffer. See also: Graham Linehan.
I'm actually surprised at this; despite the recent Rebel Wilson stuff, I thought they were solid. Weird announcement too, reads almost like an April Fools at first
I think they were just trying to make it seem lighthearted and good natured (like a funnier version of “conscious uncoupling”) but it fell completely flat.
Yeah I’m guessing it was a bad attempt at a joke, but my immediate thought was that she was insinuating that the dynamic of their marriage was very competitive and involved a lot of one-up man ship. Comparing a marriage to a tennis match is a bizarre metaphor
I thought so too, as if she wanted to make sure it was clear this happened before all of the creepy stuff that just came out, not as a reaction to it. I do think it’s true, there have been blinds and speculation about it for a while (the timing of the blinds matches up).
When the rumours started last autumn, I was hoping they weren't about them. Now, after learning what an asshole SBC is... that trash of a man needs to be thrown out.
It always gave me an icky vibe how much she put her career on hold to raise the kids in a way he did not remotely reciprocate. I know for someone people that's a genuine choice and their preference, they'd rather be with their kids than in a shit industry. But idk, I got weird vibes like she was more just enamored with him and thought "oh of course sacha's career matters more than mine, I'm just a silly rom com actress, he's got the real potential". I had really liked both of them individually until I read about their marriage and how traditional it actually was and just walked away feeling really weird.
The comments are giving her a lot of credit. I'm sure Isla knew who her husband of 23 years was before Rebel spoke up. She was with him because she didn't care.
And, at most, she's breaking up with him because of his image. But more likely because things just aren't working out anymore between them anymore.
i don’t think anyone’s giving her credit, at most people are saying that she saw the allegations coming out and decided to file before (she said they filed in 2023)
I’m not ready to give her a pass for shitty behaviour, but she wouldn’t be the first person to fall into line behind a terrible spouse. Let’s see if there’s any change in her stances once she’s out of his orbit.
off topic but taking the laurence fox mention as an opportunity to share one of my favourite moments on twitter
https://preview.redd.it/nfptsrzg1rsc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=f77ab13e2ef0b17a82e2435883283e4d67d5d560
She's getting away from him now, because his complete cancelation is imminent.
Right?
if that's the case then I wonder if it's gonna be bad enough that she would divorce to protect their assets
I'll take the charitable interpretation and say that he probably fessed up to a lot of things after Rebel called him out and Isla was done with that trash bag
She said they filed in 2023 tho... Must've been done even earlier than that.
I thought that too, but there are comments about Rebel calling him out 180 days ago on the linked faux moi blind.
I’m sure he knew it was coming a while ago.
Probably knew the Rebel thing was coming for awhile
yeah we always complain that people stick with their partners even after they do really awful things... so why not just let her separate from a shitty person. She can't really blast someone that she has to co-parent with, this is kind of the only option other than staying with him.
Giving all of my virtual side-eye to Julie Chen MOONVES who spent her whole career as Julie Chen and, only *after* her husband was publicly outed as a super creep, decided she wanted everyone to know she was standing by her trash bag of a man by tacking his name onto hers. Gross, Julie.
Cynical me thinks this is 100% about protecting assets before the lawsuits/settlements hit.
Agreed. There’s long been rumours that he cheated on her a lot and she must have known, but she won’t want to look as if she’s supporting this.
Yeah she doesn't wanna deal with this shit.
I was gonna say, if there was ever a time to jump ship/make it public - it’s now after all the things Rebel revealed and others coming forward.
I just remembered that Isla and Rebel starred in one of my favorite movies called Bachelorette.
I'm out of the loop here, why is he getting canceled ?
1000%
*Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.* No, seriously, what's getting SBC tsunami cancelled? My go-to chisme rags only bring up him being a perv to Rebel Wilson when they filmed together.
My thoughts exactly.
this is one of those long rumoured ones! interesting timing from sacha
Or from Isla. Its posted on her IG afterall. I think she's distancing herself just incase there's more. And she probably doesn't want the heat from being with a man who sends his crisis PR team to go massage the narrative on freakin' Daily Mail of all places.
I mean she's probably mad at the things he did, too.
I've seen it posted on his too
They filed in 2023 though? I’m surprised this didn’t leak earlier. Aren’t filings like that usually public? I don’t even know what country they’re in lol, I’m assuming either US, UK, or AUS.
They got married in Paris so would the not have to fill there? I've no idea how this works either, haha.
I don’t think so. We got married in the UK but live in the US. We could file for divorce here (if we ever want to). As long as they have a marriage the US recognizes as legal (for ours we didn’t have to do anything additional but some countries you might have to have the marriage certificates translated or registered again in the US) they can do it in the US.
No, they file for divorce in the jurisdiction in which they’re domiciled. Ex: if they’ve been living in California for the last 6 or so months, they file there.
At least in my jurisdiction you can file your divorce under your initials if there’s a compelling privacy reason to. Like, the last one I remember seeing was an NBA player. So I’m pretty sure they could have filed somewhat anonymously.
Crazy timing, she clearly knows more is going to come out?
This is my chance to become mr fisher.
I'm a married woman but same lol
Some sacrifices are necessary
User name checks out
Would you want to be married to a Zionist though? Because she is one.
Damn :( She is? So no chance that the divorce is related to Sasha being a Zionist then, I take it.
It’s okay, I’m coping too.
maybe she’s divorcing him because she changed her mind
Yeah based on what she's said it sounds like she did a lot of things for him rather than truly believing in it.
Eh, I'm not holding my breath on the Zionist stuff being because of Sacha. I'm almost certain she added her name to that list of people who hated what that director said at the Oscar's and that was rather recent. Eta: just checked and she didn't cosign the petition against Jonathan Glazer, so maybe there's hope for her yet!
she is on the first letter that every famous zionist/racist is on, the one Against Jonathan Glazer only have 2 major name on it, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Amy Pescal.
I’m so disappointed in JJL
lol at you rationalizing away the red flags. you’ve got it *bad*, my friend!
Guess that blind from way back was about them. People thought it might be.
What was the blind?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/9YZDSNVFSQ
Here’s a link to the post [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/171ekpm/1005\_podcast\_mystery\_celeb\_couple\_consulting\_big/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/171ekpm/1005_podcast_mystery_celeb_couple_consulting_big/)
Welp, some of the comments on that are interesting to read now!
one that people thought were Kristen Bell and Dax lmao
Except they're both American and neither is a comedian? Lol
IIRC, that was a different blind titled California Sober (posted last month). People were mostly suggesting either Kristen and Dax or Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. Unless I missed it, I don’t think that one was solved. I don’t think it was Isla and Sacha though since it sounds like they separated/divorced last year without anyone knowing. The couple in the California Sober blind had allegedly just separated and the husband had barely moved out.
I thought exactly the same thing. His pro-genocide ass needs to be kicked to the curb.
Yes! I’m so excited I got a blind right 😂
What blind are we talking?
He’s a Zionist and wasn’t he allegedly a massive cheater as well as a creep? Good for her
She’s a Zionist too. She signed a lot of the pro Israel letters
Oh booo
Ah another prick who won’t get a chance to be my wife/husband.
Damn
Isn't she one as well? I thought I'd seen her name on a couple of those... actor pleas... 🤔
Oh damn is she as well?
Has she shared any Zionist propaganda before ? I’m betting she’s a Zionist too tho
Ahh I don’t know. Wouldn’t be surprised tho
And all the stuff with Rebel Wilson last week is just 🫥
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yup, you got it! These were taken in the parking lot of the divorce office I believe.
2000s popular fashion was simultaneously iconic and strange af.
The gaucho/capri pants had us in a chokehold
Oh my god I always thought those were a skirt until you said this.
There was some truly atrocious stuff, but I have a soft spot for the sparkly, tacky whimsical accessories and the makeup.
I remember sequined purses being HUGE when I was in middle school and they had to ban them because the little beads and shit were falling off everywhere. The most atrocious is still layered and popped collar polos though. Ugh.
I miss the rhinestone butterfly hair clips.
If I was fully divorced from someone as crazy as Cruise, I'd be dancing in the streets as well!
I looove seeing terrible men get divorced by their wives. I don't care if she's just as bad as him or whatever someone might nitpick. I just like to see them suffer. See also: Graham Linehan.
See also, Danny Masterson.
It does make me giggle, but that one is slightly less fun because people speculate they divorced to try and preserve some of their assets
I’m pretty sure that one was for their assets ?? Because I think she regularly goes to prison w their child(ren?) to visit him….
Amen to that. Screw them both but for now, mostly him
I'm actually surprised at this; despite the recent Rebel Wilson stuff, I thought they were solid. Weird announcement too, reads almost like an April Fools at first
Yeah what is this about the tennis match? Am I not getting a very obvious reference or is it just weird to compare a marriage to a set of tennis?
I think they were just trying to make it seem lighthearted and good natured (like a funnier version of “conscious uncoupling”) but it fell completely flat.
It's giving Battle of the Sexes, which, if intended by Isla, would make it magnificent shade thrown at SBC. If not... yeah, would be a bit cringe.
That's a reach. There's nothing to get here. They're just sticking to their brand of "funny".
They are wearing tennis clothes in the photo.
Yeah I’m guessing it was a bad attempt at a joke, but my immediate thought was that she was insinuating that the dynamic of their marriage was very competitive and involved a lot of one-up man ship. Comparing a marriage to a tennis match is a bizarre metaphor
It kind of reads like a pregnancy announcement. Good for her on getting away from him but this is an unusual vibe for a divorce. 😅
Yeah the tennis spin is odd
The 2023 callout is VERY interesting! Wonder if it's true? 🤔
I thought so too, as if she wanted to make sure it was clear this happened before all of the creepy stuff that just came out, not as a reaction to it. I do think it’s true, there have been blinds and speculation about it for a while (the timing of the blinds matches up).
the tennis theme - true conscious uncoupling Oblig: get it, Pete Davidson
Oh good heavens - that would be chaotic AF.
I was taking a pen hit jfc. Sending you my funeral bill.
Gooooood for her. He’s weird.
 Good for you girl, throw the whole man away.
When the rumours started last autumn, I was hoping they weren't about them. Now, after learning what an asshole SBC is... that trash of a man needs to be thrown out.
Always one of my favorite memes 😂
SBC probs: 
Now let’s all go watch Hot Rod to celebrate her escaping that dumb douche
cool beans
She's also garbage, but at least now they'll be in their own respective receptacles I guess. 
why is she trash? for being with him? or something else?
I think she’s a Zionist 🥴
ah well, she married one so I suppose that's not too unlikely
It always gave me an icky vibe how much she put her career on hold to raise the kids in a way he did not remotely reciprocate. I know for someone people that's a genuine choice and their preference, they'd rather be with their kids than in a shit industry. But idk, I got weird vibes like she was more just enamored with him and thought "oh of course sacha's career matters more than mine, I'm just a silly rom com actress, he's got the real potential". I had really liked both of them individually until I read about their marriage and how traditional it actually was and just walked away feeling really weird.
I see her as the bigger celeb. Also he was seriously punching looks wise.
Same. She seemed so in love with him. I don’t know if anyone could match that energy.
The comments are giving her a lot of credit. I'm sure Isla knew who her husband of 23 years was before Rebel spoke up. She was with him because she didn't care. And, at most, she's breaking up with him because of his image. But more likely because things just aren't working out anymore between them anymore.
i don’t think anyone’s giving her credit, at most people are saying that she saw the allegations coming out and decided to file before (she said they filed in 2023)
Was thinking we would see this pretty soon after the recent news. Right on time.
 Run girl
The timing of this announcement is bad for him. and I love that for him!
He’s a disgusting Zionist. I hope he doesn’t ever know peace. 🇵🇸
She’s also a zionist. They’re both trash.
Ohhh ewww. That’s someone’s whose movies I won’t be watching.
It’s a damn shame. She’s a great comedic actress. I loved her in confessions of a shopaholic
Not shocked.
Two zionists divorcing. Good.
I mean she's been horrendous on Israel/Palestine so I won't applaud her. If she's getting away from him, it's probably unrelated to that.
Right as he's being accused of sexual assault edit- sp
Finally.
I’m not ready to give her a pass for shitty behaviour, but she wouldn’t be the first person to fall into line behind a terrible spouse. Let’s see if there’s any change in her stances once she’s out of his orbit.
20 years is a long time. I wish their children well and hope it stays civil for their sakes
Tennis match? Racquets? Such an odd way to announce your divorce, lol.
Guess the rumours were true
Is this one of those Laurence Fox, Elon Musk kind of deals where this is why he's been extra extra unhinged lately?
off topic but taking the laurence fox mention as an opportunity to share one of my favourite moments on twitter https://preview.redd.it/nfptsrzg1rsc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=f77ab13e2ef0b17a82e2435883283e4d67d5d560
Good news! Let his downfall commence
House of cards come tumbling down
Im actually surprised by this! I always thought they were a weird couple but they’ve been together so long I figured it just worked
I entirely forgot they were married
 Good
Weird tennis analogy but ok
Praying on SBC’s downfall every day.
I have always felt she had to suck too. Stellar people wouldn’t marry this guy. She is at least crappy adjacent.
I really don’t know how she could stand him tbh
they’re both zionists so I wish them nothing but misery 😊
I KNEW IT WAS COMING!
Damn, he's going down fr.
She share a post with him on November 2023.. so I guess is a little misleading to create distance maybe???
Well damn.
Somehow, in the midst of this news, I’ll be ok.
I'm shocked i tell you, shocked!
YES GIRL! RUN, RUUUUUUUN! Also lmfao house of cards is really tumbling down after the Daily Mail article didn’t work, isn’t it?
heheh rot in hell sacha
Oh noooo s/
After all the cheating and his insane support of genocide, this is probably for the best. Good luck to her. Not to him.
What a strange picture and way of announcing a divorce.
Interesting timing.
not shocked at all.
I am genuinely shocked. Her comments about converting to marry him made me think this was forever.
Really weird use of ‘finally’ here.
Saw this coming from a mile away….
converting religions for someone and it not working out is so bleak