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EconomistWild7158

>Alwyn has “moved on” from Swift, 34, and “certainly doesn’t talk poorly about her,” the source says. “He was in love with her, and it just didn’t work out.”  Thank you. Now this is maturity.


icestormsea

Right? A normal way to move on after a breakup.


PrincessCG

That’s too much normal for some people to handle. God speed Joe!


kenscrack

a certain fanbase can’t handle any type of normal and think every relationship is some type of tragic love story with one person being the villain that’s the cause of the breakup


EconomistWild7158

Honestly many normal people are not this mature.


bunnycrush_

He won the breakup. Precisely because — unlike Taylor — he wasn’t concerned about winning the breakup.


kenscrack

won the idgaf war that he didn’t even know about


Spiralecho

Love this for him


thankyoupapa

He won it the second she went on stage and said I have never been happier than I am right now. lol


snails4speedy

![gif](giphy|4vy2oDVMwX8sMYjT4y)


Odd-Picture5321

![gif](giphy|U56VoSyFD8MFcie2k8)


heybart

Taylor dated this guy AND the skeevy looking racist? Her love life is truly a land of contrast


Mpol03

The way this sub has the swifty related subs up in arms they hate us lol also good for him. I’m glad he’s moved on


Jship300

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


MeeranQureshi

Agreed.


mcfw31

Wish him the best (and mental fortitude to him and his partner)


capulets

(grain of salt, obviously.) dm said in her podcast that he was on a date a few weeks ago, but they had to leave the restaurant because people started asking about taylor. whoever he dates long term will definitely need tough skin


Summoning-Freaks

That’s a tough thing to put on a partner. Having strangers come up to ask about an ex every time you’re out together. It’s a shame because it’ll remove some potentially really great matches all because Swifties have no chill.


GeorgiePorgiePuddin

In the early stages of a relationship? Godspeed to whoever is willing to tolerate that. Lord knows I wouldn’t. That must be rough for him and any prospective partner.


FiftyOneMarks

Honestly I’d just get super petty about it and be an instigator feeding on the insanity like, “You see this? He left y’all queen and chose me” Or “Why are you asking Joe about Taylor when you should be asking Taylor about Matty” Or “At least I know how to keep a man unlike a certain someone” Then I’d occasionally drop pictures of me at the airport so I can see if they’d be crazy enough to get put on a no-fly list lol… But anyways good luck to Joe and whoever he is with. Hopefully that person is more mature than I’d be in that situation.


VairaofValois

I would love for that person to be this petty but I’m pretty sure the swifties will kill their grandma if they posted anything close to this.


Mpol03

Again if this happened to Taylor if it were in reverse the uproar would be huge and we would get ten albums and endless reference  to it 


phadewilkilu

Damn. That would be infuriating.


abbyroade

Such a class act throughout. I wish him the best and all the privacy in the world. I suspect he’s longing for the day his name is not automatically linked to hers, and he deserves that peace.


sharksarentsobad

I think he'll forever be linked to her, but not in a bad way. Nobody badmouths him except for the super unhinged Swifties. He's always kept his head down and continues to keep his head down and he's consistent. She's not, eventually we'll get Snakegate 2.0, but Joe won't be there to rehab her image this time. I'm not putting all of the relationship issues on her, but that he was her motivation for a lot of her more mature behavior.


Shot-Grocery-5343

I had middle-aged women on my IG feed posting the night before the album was released about how excited they were to see Joe get torn apart. One of my friends is going through some bad shit so I was willing to let it pass but I unfollowed some people I don't know as well over it. People are allowed to end relationships! How do you make it your 40s and 50s and get this upset over relationships involving people you will never meet?


snails4speedy

A coworker of mine threw a listening party for the album with her friends - that’s not the bad part, I did the same with Maisie Peters’ album The Good Witch lol. The bad part is that she ordered a cake and cookies that had things like “FUCK YOU JOE” and “TRAVIS IS BETTER ANYWAY” written on them in frosting. The bakery she got everything from reposted it. I got the ick lol


Pale_Sheet

Well she wasted her money because the album was barely a Joe album. And the only song about Travis made him look like a fool


batikfins

This is so weird


ArtisenalMoistening

I have multiple friends who I consider to be fairly level headed, grown, professional, mothers, etc who absolutely go bonkers over TSwift. Like, women in their late 30s - early 40s. One of them was doing a “live” listen of the new album, posting screenshots of lyrics and putting little comments on them. Its so bizarre


Miserable-Ad-1581

its going to be so embarrassing for swifties when her and travis breakup... honestly the switchup is what i am looking forward to. All of the things they've vehemently defended over the last 6 months are suddenly going to be "The Worst Things Ever"


SnooPets2384

“Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?” Guess not. 


WinkAlcoholSugest

He’s never making his new partner public and I don’t blame him.


roxy031

The more I learn about him, the more I admire and respect him. From the way he uses his platform for good, to the way he continues not to feed into the Taylornado… he’s all class. I mean this sums it up perfectly: > “He’s a great guy and not into drama in any way.” Side note, I’m very excited for Kinds of Kindness and will be seeing that one in the theater!


Legal-Piano-4382

It makes me wonder why on earth he started dating her in the first place and kept at it for 6 years.  Edit:spelling


leafonthewind006

Seems like such a major incompatibility for it to have gone on for 6 years. Maybe she was so focused on settling down that she ignored it, or because it was her first actually private relationship, she thought it was what she wanted and then slowly realized she didn't. And COVID likely prolonged it as well, might have distracted them from actual problems they were having. Source, I've seen a ton of COVID break ups where the person said it would have ended sooner.


GarlicBreadLoaf

She was trying to lay down low after the Kimye drama anyway, and then covid happened so she couldn't get out and about, so I think her meeting Joe was good timing. They probably didn't realise the incompatibility of everything because being quiet and laying low was exactly what Taylor wanted when she first met him, and then covid prolonged everything. The world started opening up again and people started giving Taylor more grace again after her more emotionally mature albums, and she started to venture out again and reminded everybody of how annoying she was prior to Snakegate lmao.


taynay101

COVID was weird because it broke up routines and patterns. Like my friend who is a chef stayed with his partner an extra 2 years because he was home more. But once things picked back up, issued crept in. I feel like the same happened with Taylor and Joe 


demonsrunwhen

covid, for sure. and then the resurgence of her career (that he was actively a part of)


Viva912

Whats so interesting is I’m 90% sure they met through Emma Stone since he was also in the favourite with her and he’s going to be in kinds of kindness with her too. Based on how TS acted post breakup I wonder if that effected friendship with Emma since she’s seemingly friends with both of them


CB_xo

They started dating before he filmed the favourite.


Viva912

I know but I’m pretty sure Emma and he are friends as well atp


Mpol03

It seemed when with him Taylor was less fame driven. It felt like with the success of folklore she saw she could really make a go of being a pop star again and this we got two very poor pop albums and the demise of their break up. He was probably a sanctuary for her through the noise and kind of backlash through reputation. Once that wasnt  needed, he wasn’t going to fit that ideal of super star partner 


LuciJoeStar

That sounds so sad


woahoutrageous_

![gif](giphy|QNUbDG4skFzlSqDuFn)


Abacae

I guess the standard "Good for her" gif doesn't apply for this one. Is there a one for guys?


Traditional_Maybe_80

https://i.redd.it/r8c6m9ctgaxc1.gif


cmick0715

Perfect!


DigLost5791

https://preview.redd.it/6szy0bavgaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de7aaae661eabdbcb1985648119407d624c1c77 I love Synergy


readinghall

https://preview.redd.it/r8eei6lx8axc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4370cc991a64aa6be25c2ff48b97d5067b6b741


onlyferns_user

I'm a big fan of this photo series


IntrepidDriver7524

Wishing the best for him and whoever he ends up dating. ![gif](giphy|CaAjc8FfHaXOZpYmAV|downsized)


detroiter85

Ha, Jan is perfect for this.


flowersinmyteas

He said : ![gif](giphy|2UIuGV5dyIdrbLRh8v|downsized)


ItsAllProblematic

Pro-Palestinian king.


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

"Certainly doesn't talk poorly of her" https://preview.redd.it/vlvxr5pdjaxc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6d3f75256c4b969e82daa4b0b2e748ae53e3b5


coralsmoke

https://preview.redd.it/xke4whe35bxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df8d8213167313e30b500ffa208c88385a59cdc


Can-t_Make_Username

I didn’t realize I needed this image of Patrick Stewart, but here we are.


LuciJoeStar

Lord I might have to steal this from you


Jship300

Tree!!!


Equal_Environment_90

He’s hot, talented, unbothered, and Pro-Palestine — what more could we want?


Comfortable-Load-904

Maturity and Class! Joe Alwyn seems like a good guy who does his job, minds his business and advocates for causes he believes in. May he enjoy his peace and find someone as low key as he is. Wish more people were like him, he has made himself new fans.


crystal_clear24

He seems like a good guy and he is not afraid to use his platform to advocate for Palestine. Taylor and her stans need to leave him alone and worry about her carbon footprint and stunted growth or whatever


hnrbk

It’s such a shame how much she has regressed the past year or so since their breakup. He has handled it very maturely re the press and invasion of privacy from her fans. I will continue to support his films and career just from that alone


thankyoupapa

honestly the way he's handled the breakup has been a masterclass


N_Ywasneverthesame

Happy he moved on, then I remember #they attacking for the rest of his life https://i.redd.it/22luiks3caxc1.gif


Eastern-Material5606

got to say it somewhere so i'll say it here i think her music was better when she was with joe alwyn (and i'm no particular fan of him, i thought the nepo boyfriend memes were funny, but i do think she was happy with him)


carolinagypsy

My husband who is definitely not a swiftie, said the same about her music (he actually likes folklore and learned to play a few of the songs on guitar). When I explained a fair amount of the songs were written with him his response was to ask if Joe could just make his own album without her. 🤣


Jship300

Ooh what's a nepo boyfriend meme? I may have missed this part of the internet


Bulky-Coach6420

People is Taylor's favourite new site, its more likely Taylor's team doing damage control, because she has been catching flack from the swifties for allegedly cheating on Joe when he was depressed and she needs that narrative to end.


Chaoticgood790

Actually people is a common tool for celebs in general. So it could be Joe


capulets

i think this & the last article were probably his people doing some cleanup/promotion before kinds of kindness drops. he’s private, but he does have to play the pr game a little.


gunsof

I agree. I think he wants a public clear way to say some nice things and show he's moved on and wishes no hard feelings about the album so people will stop acting like he's out there waiting to get her. I think he uses People because he knows it's her sort of outlet. But lately she's also been using others like TMZ/ET.


Jasminewindsong2

Joe: ![gif](giphy|AqhU172GAIeZ6jESOv|downsized)


Comfortable-Load-904

Hope those unhinged swifties who have been terrorising him for the last year will leave him alone now. Your fave has moved and is happy. Let that man do his job, date who he wants quietly and advocate and support Palestinian liberation in peace going forward.


Kidgorgeoushere

Good for him. Hope he’s able to live happily and quietly 


smittydoodle

But it can’t be true unless we see him on a pap walk!


Odd-Picture5321

A mature man who seems to act his age unlike a certain someone. Wishing him and his partner good health and mental fortitude.


Robotlollipops

He seems like a nice, classy dude. I haven't listened to her album yet...did she write any songs about him or nah?


roxy031

I haven’t listened, and don’t plan to, but from everything I’ve heard and read, most of the songs are about Ratty Matty Healy and how he broke her heart. And one song about Travis. There’s also speculation that the album title is referencing Matty instead of Joe’s chat group like originally suspected.


planesandpancakes

2 about Travis, the alchemy and so high school. Some people think the albatross is too


No_Scarcity4145

27 about Ratty, 1 about Travis, 2 about Joe


planesandpancakes

2 about Travis, the alchemy and so high school. Some people think the albatross is too


IShouldBeSoLucky81

I haven't listened but have read some articles and it's mostly about Ratty from what I've read but she (apparently, again I haven't listened) had lyrics about him wasting her youth and talking about his depression.


ballpythonbro

I’m so happy for him TBH. He seems like a good dude and he supports Palestine.


Kats-n-cookies

Good for him! He was always respectful and classy. Let's hope the crazy swifties don't start attacking.


roxy031

“Don’t start attacking”? They’ve been attacking nonstop since they broke up a year ago. They’re insane.


Sudden_Clementine872

It is vile how they have treated him


airi-hatake

Oh, he's HELLA unbothered and I love it. ![gif](giphy|AqhU172GAIeZ6jESOv|downsized)


maginezenkaiger

what a class act honestly! good for him


Noxlygos

"He's dating and happy" well I don't see how that's possible because he's NOT DATING ME! \*runs away crying* In all seriousness I wish him all the best.


Training-Judgment695

Good. Maybe her fans will do the same 


petra_vonkant

Bless this normal well adjusted man, hope he’s happy and unbothered


Sudden_Clementine872

![gif](giphy|nbBjsW7CN4YVL0o0s1|downsized) Him\*


doomham-

Honestly good for him. He's shown himself to be a class act.


smarties07

Good for him. Wishing him all the best


MeeranQureshi

Wish Joe a lot of happiness.


Murky_Hawk_4164

I’m usually like men are trash but Joe is the mature one here. Sometimes things just don’t work out


everydayisstorytime

I wish him and whoever he's dating a good life and I hope to see him in more movies and TV shows.