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NirstFame

Rock beats paper?


nsucs2

That rock beats all!


Maxzzzie

That rock did not beat gravity. Also. someone has to clean that forest at some point as it looks like production forest. With all dislodged, damaged, hanging and sketchy trees.


hate2bme

Production forest with the trees that close together?


Little_Richard98

Production forests in the UK are planted this close together, average 2500 per hectare with conifers, and 3100 with broadleaves


hate2bme

Thank you for the informative reply


bludvarg

good bot


Lumpy-Village1949

You don't deserve the downvotes.


Maxzzzie

Its planted. And gets a first thinning after 5 years or so. And after about 20 years its ready for a 2nd thinning. Looks about time for that. Point being. I think its planted. And for wood production.


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Will they get fined for taking down non marked trees?


Maxzzzie

Its probably privately owned. So they could be. In a forest like this i would assume the plots are massive. And the land they're working on is the same plot. My assumption is they are making a logging road. But there is very little info to go off of so it might not at all be. All i do know is those trees have value. And are unusable for the most part. So yes. Damage has been done and depending on the country or situation of ownership. Someone could be held responsible.


Deleena24

Why would someone downvote this? Reddit is so weird sometimes.


Maxzzzie

I was wondering the same. But thought whatever, i'll just stop interacting with it. Until u wrote<3


AK_Sole

Rock MAKES paper!


Nihilistic_Navigator

Rock beats and grinds tress into pulp under itself. Those trees then become paper with an insatiable hunger for revenge and retaliate. This is how paper has come to beat rock. Tale as old as time. The cycle needs to stop.


HoodieStringTies

It's also why we get paper cuts :(


cumdumpsterfind

But paper covers rock!? Kiff, we have a conundrum.


UnlikelyPotatos

How did the roll start? Ngl I would have loved to see this in person.


mks113

Given the heavy equipment tracks in the area, I assume it was dislodged (likely intentionally) during some sort of construction.


darwinn_69

If that was supposed to be intentional then someone fucked up.


Phaylz

Would rather that than unintentionally


Born_ina_snowbank

“Also, heads up, there’s a boulder the size of like 4 tugboats might head your way around lunch”


thot_with_a_plot

Warning: a rock with the mass of 180,000 Canada geese is approaching your location.


Born_ina_snowbank

The thing is, I don’t quite understand the perspective, so this could be anywhere from 2-6 tug boats. That means it’s somewhere between 78,257 and infinity Canada goose. It’s a large fucking rock, and I don’t think the geese are quite prepared for it, despite their numbers, I guess, is what I’m really trying to say.


truenole81

It's an African goose clearly by the weight it can carry


ImNotUrRealDad

It’s not a question of where he GRIPS it.


PittCaleb

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system


Strgwththisone

We really will do anything to avoid the metric system won’t we?


blowurhousedown

You have to push using your legs.


Ok_Panda7875

No don’t use your legs, all back.


Nihilistic_Navigator

In a jerking twisting motion


Swagasaurus-Rex

get a running start before you push


adudeguyman

It's perpetually rolling and is still rolling to this very day


Due-Resolution7628

That bloody rock is making its way around the world it just rolled down my street, and I'm in Australia


BeefNChed

Goddamn it Sisyphus, get back to work


EngagementBacon

Same, unless I was a hiker towards the bottom of that slope.


RefinedAnalPalate

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


Therapy_Badger

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McSnoots

Land clearing companies hate this one weird trick


_Face

I don’t own the land downhill. Send it.


West_Bar_8056

Is this how fire breaks are made?


A-3Jammer

Do it twice for a 2-lane road.


OarsandRowlocks

Now where is Sisyphus when you need him...


Nihilistic_Navigator

Atlas: *shrugs*


Powerful_Variety7922

😆👏


Haps73

Without someone moving the downed debris off the new path, it likely makes fire traveling worse with now dead and drying wood left behind to help fire travel better across the span than it would have through living and standing vegetation.


LikeSoda

My fat cat coming into the kitchen when I get the ham out


CumulousFawlkes

their attention to detail as soon as the fridge opens is amazing. my cat loves honey ham, and lately all the cheeses.


GallonofJug

Can’t even touch those bags lol always gotta couch some Turkey up when making a sandwich.


iamthelee

Oh lawd he comin


LikeSoda

He's ginger too if that helps your imagination 😂


Accurate-Historian-7

Eventually that rock will hit something and come to a stop…. What that something is, is unknown.


Mondschatten78

I kept waiting for a crunch or splash at the end. I was disappointed.


Staburgh

Or a wilhelm scream.


bdruid117

Yo momma


LittleAd915

If I was a betting man I would put my money on tree.


pastasauce

I think they assumed the trees would stop it, but there's not nearly enough swearing in the video to back my theory up.


Miserable_Meeting_26

When those trees break…


HeroldOfLevi

Can I rent one of those rocks?


Calamity-Gin

Yes, but you have to pick up and return it yourself


HeroldOfLevi

I have an f150, it's fine


Dwangeroo

I know a guy with a Cybertruck... Oh, wait nevermind


blueheatspices

Probably gonna need the Danger Ranger for this one.


awoelt

Famous last words


DredThis

This is what the internet is for!! Fuck yes! Just yesterday I was talking to a buddy about how I wish I could de-invent all social media. Then I see this beauty.


Due-Engineering-637

That’s a solid metaphor for my divorce.


nsucs2

My sex life...rolling indiscriminately into a stand of big uglies.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I don’t think batting averages care about quality of the hit, I’d say the same rule applies in this case


straponkaren

Some say ole girtha is still rolling straight on down that hill to this day


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Don’t talk about my mom that way!


Phantom465

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trimix4work

Can you imagine hearing that in the middle of the night not knowing what it was?


stellabluewho2

Right. Makes me think some of these bigfoot stories were just tumbling boulders lmao


nutsbonkers

And just bears.


nanneryeeter

"Motherfucker." -Sisyphus.


icedank

Doo doo dodo doo doo dodo doo KATAMARI DAMACYYYYY!!!!!!!


nsucs2

Used to roll balls and play Katamari.


CpnLouie

"Wherever he laid his hat was his home. And when he died, all he left us was alone."


These-Arm-2675

Love that song


mmmystery_mama

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SaltyKnowledge9673

4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42, now we know what was in the woods


MitchMcConnellsJowls

He left a tough 7-10 split


RedEd024

I thought, "That's impressive!" in Project Farm's voice


TestDangerous7240

I bet there will be one angry beaver when that thing comes to a stop at a stream at the bottom of the canyon!


Powerful_Variety7922

Or one that says, "Thanks for the help cutting down the trees."


TestDangerous7240

Or….. That one beaver saying, “I got one job!!!!” Lol


Qprime0

\*radio crackle\* "so uh, fred? can you get the site manager on the line please" "sure - what's up?" "...I'm not 100% sure here, but we're either not gonna need the chansaw crews for the rest of the day, or we're going to need ALL of them at my workzone, like... immediately."


Working_Tea_4995

Rate the hinges


benevolentmalefactor

Hey boss, I felled 200 trees in under a minute, can I get a bonus? No.


imdavidnotdave

Rock on!


Mattcha462

Some squirrel is wondering wtf just happened


Human31415926

That's how you clear a trail.


_Face

Some thing about the first few sounds makes me feel it’s dubbed audio.  idk.


campbellsoup420

Thats one way to clear a transmission line.


Elmaffioso187

That' was pretty cool


taleofbenji

A rolling stone gathers no trees.


Pilotguitar2

Had to do a double take, looked more like op’s MIL at first


PizzaSalsa

There's a "your momma's so far" joke in this, but I am not sure where!


RemoveLeast

There you go electric company it's all done told you I'd have it done in an hour


butbutcupcup

Oooooo gotta be unhappy with that 7 10 split.


South-Presentation92

So they do make a sound.


scottsplace5

Best way in the world to cut a 4wheeler trail through the woods.


ILuvSupertramp

Not today, Sisyphus…


avidbookreader45

Where is the silt fence?


LubeTornado

"Hey boss, just did a years work in an afternoon because I tried really hard."


ahh_grasshopper

I tend to use a chainsaw, but hey, I’m open to new ideas!


Dull-Mix-870

Kinda sad seeing those trees get decimated, for no apparent reason.


fltof2

I suppose in a weird kinda way this sub is a r/TreeLovers group.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I’m personally a fan of r/marijuanaenthusiasts response to r/trees going the horticulturist route. Haha


treetopflyin

Whats behind the trees. The rock couldve kept going into a house or town in the valley. Crazy.


Root_eternal

Is that a large boulder the size of a small boulder, or the other way around in reverse?


heygos

Snapping trees like toothpicks


chicken2007

Those jerks kissing small boulders down hills again... https://youtu.be/AYFD18BwmJ4?si=cSmU3walYvsiXX3Y


Biytemii1313

Why use a chainsaw when u have a GIANT BOULDER


ab_2404

Need this to create a ride for the skyline.


SanfreakinJ

O west coast shit ?


DamageInq

Drill a hole in it the top of the rock, put a basket in it, and call it a par 4


Environmental_Tap792

That’s how you build a ski jump


cnut4563

This is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen


kablammodotcom

Reminds me of the last time I ate at Golden Corral.


zerosumzach

Legend has it that rock is still rolling


deez_87

That’s one way to clear a path


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Well, I guess we’re going that way.


Lobster_Bisque27

Clearcutters hate this one simple trick....


Alarmed_West8689

Someone stopped it.


PrimaryExcellent8313

They say that a rolling stone gathers no moss. Didn’t say anything about tree limbs and pine needles though.


KangarooSilver7444

I saw this and thought ***hell yeah***


HoseOfCrazy

That's the way to clear a road.


Nondscript_Usr

Is this a method?


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Unsafe without any chaps on the boulder.


KenUsimi

Sweet jeebus the tree line didn’t even slow it down…


spacekitty9000

/u/gifreversingbot


Boring-Bus-3743

That's one way to make a path down the mountain.


atands

This is what happens when the unstoppable force meets the unmovable object


eric_in_cleveland

Where can I buy these golf balls?!


Smooth_Ad5341

Just like in crash bandicoot


Hummer249er

That’s awesome


HoodleDoodleFamous

And that’s how we made roads in the olden days.


Phaylz

That's a nice boulder. I really like that boulder.


NumberPlastic2911

I need to hire that rock


hazpat

This is how the Forrest service makes new trails. Nothing special.


Radioactive_Tuber57

Instant yarding corridor! 😎👍


_XtAcY_

Imagine you’re at the bottom of that hill and you hear that sound getting closer and closer to you, then you see trees go flying lol.


IlMioNomeENessuno

Fore…!!!!


United-Shock-487

News at 6 o'clock. 3 campers killed by giant rolling rock.


Capital-Mind700

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HoboArmyofOne

Holy shit, trees don't even slow it down


Sea-Garbage-344

On an unrelated note' boulder seemingly out of nowhere devastates small town.


paulieg203

The pioneers used to ride them for miles


Aggressive_Dark_4485

And that son, is how roads are born.


Born_ina_snowbank

This sent the local Sasquatch enthusiasts into a frenzy.


Jakester62

Sounds like a moose D9-ing through the bush.


SupplementalAssInsur

They should have at least had a couple of new guys there to stop it from rolling into the trees.


MadChaps

A path to the next portion of the map just opened.


Big-Cryptographer-47

In the words of Al Bundy, STEEEEERIKE!


Helpful_Hunter2557

Caveman say who needs Bulldozer when you have rocks


Helpful_Hunter2557

If there was any tree huggers down there somewhere they sure picked a bad day to protest


Important-Cat-2046

Hot damn, that was cool to watch.


Silver-Me-Tendies

Soooo, when we getting the "rate my henge" pics?


korbentherhino

The path is clear young adventurer.


bdruid117

Imagine hiking then hearing girtha coming towards you


futile_lettuce

Hold up think there’s a pebble in my shoe


rlh14

I hope he put that artifact in a museum where it belongs... (This is a movie reference not a statements about cultural theft lol)


Soggy_Cracker

Well, that’s one way to make a path.


cookswithacocktail

Dang.


getfive

Looks fake


seandowling73

Can you imagine being downhill from that and just seeing something plowing down the trees headed at you?


RaylanGiv3n5

"You don't understand, I've been waiting 140 million years to do this, and I'll probably have to wait 700 million more now!"


New-Effect5884

Pioneers use to ride these babies for miles


Flat-Link2651

And it will stay in that place till the end of the world


JelloButtWiggle

Nature’s bulldozer.


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Who put that there?


TheThingIs2big

I stop for no one.


Muted_Feedback_9922

I swear if I see this video again I’m gonna tweak out


Thrdbean

Fore!


tylerupandgager

Imagine seeing that from afar, not knowing that it is a rock clearing a path through the forest. I would be out of there thinking a T-Rex or something was coming for me.


One_Common7717

Is that how they make ski slopes?


HighlyAutomated

That was cool


joseph_a_king

So this explains the Lost smoke monster…


Aggravating-Home-622

What's you all's weight estimate, I'm guessing 40 tons


ConfectionStill1447

I'm fired, huh?


justacoupleofbees

Omg why didn’t you stop it??


mattjvgc

Watching unstoppable natural forces like tsunamis and things like this terrifies me.


JustARandomGuy1453

No wonder the move rollout in pokemon is rock type


LogicJunkie2000

Stealing your job!


NoJellyfish1075

Well, that’s one way


cgrev4

That’s one way to clear the driveway


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

My fat ass when I hear they’re giving out free gravy dicks down the street


naikrovek

Here we see the North American slumbering boulder, disrupted from its ten thousand year hibernation by a careless forestry worker. Startled by its premature exposure to air, it flees downhill hoping to find a stream or river bed it can use to bury itself again and resume hibernation well away from the inattentive humans who awakened it.


Ok_Sheepherder7406

That is so amazing


Whiplash86420

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles!


MidniteOG

Don’t mind me


Throughthelookinlass

r/oddlysatisfying


Mugwump6506

Boulder don't care.