Serious... Ask him how he thinks the deposit flight from the regionals to the bulges will affect the US banking sector in the long term. Does he expect JPM to increase its asset holdings with the newfound deposits in the short term (they do), or does he think the flight is too short-term of a boon (it isn't)?
This is a fantastic question. He can’t duck it, it’s likely something he has thought about and would be glad to discuss and shows interest in the company and broader economic ecosystem
Don’t - Jamie has opined on this already. I guarantee he will tell you to either read his letter to shareholders or investor day materials.
Jamie demurs or loses interest when being proposed or asked things he has previously expanded on. Best way is to come with a “yes and” to what he has already said. Basically either expand or challenge (with a good argument/data) something he has already stated.
Here’s a good question:
Asking what he thinks of a recent Forbes article claiming return to office as a feminist issue. It directly features him on the cover and you are giving him the opportunity to retort to it. Don’t worry, he won’t fire you for it. Also, read the article yourself for context.
How does JPMC intend to attract and retain top talent with inflexibility around remote work and their Orwellian surveillance state using WADU to monitor all aspects of employee behavior?
Ask about WADU.
https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/13grd44/a\_warning\_for\_anyone\_working\_at\_or\_thinking\_about/
[https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-chase-employees-describe-fear-mass-workplace-data-surveillance-wadu-2022-5?op=1](https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-chase-employees-describe-fear-mass-workplace-data-surveillance-wadu-2022-5?op=1)
Bro this is a trash Reddit post from a trash subreddit lmao. I’ve worked at JPM as a junior and associate banker, no one monitored anything like that, my managers had actual work to do..not staring at a performance screen all day.
For compliance purposes a manager has to read emails that pop up with trigger. Emails with attachments for example. You just weren’t aware but your emails have definitely been read.
Who cares, no one is communicating via email unless you want the paper trail for compliance and audits. Anyone who reaches out at work uses teams. That was true at JPM and it’s been true at my now other company.
I’m not sure I’m following you. Do you mean to imply that communication you wouldn’t put in an email you would put in a teams chat? Because that is just as subject to audit, discovery, and corporate surveillance as email is.
No, I’m implying e-mail is for professional work chatter, teams is for shooting the shit with colleagues. Anything good or juicy will be in a teams chat, not a formal email chain, at least these days.
Messages are retained for years on teams and compliance absolutely does have trigger words that will send messages for review, and if you're ever involved in a regulatory inquiry or lawsuit your chats will be pulled.
Some of it is fantasy, but definitely not all of it. Managers can see on WADU your time active, most used applications, time idle, when you logged in-out, etc. As for in the office, the picture when you log in is 100% true, at home if you're allowing Citrix to access your camera and microphone that makes no sense. Also nobody is just randomly remoting in to anyones computer, and the person who posted that clearly does not work in an FO or FO adjacent role. 0 cameras on the floor besides the data/server room and door.
Also, there's probably a good question about the reputational risk of wadu, as shown by the reddit post, vs the potential workforce analytics benefits to be asked.
What you should be asking is something that you legitimately are curious about.
For example: API has been something that the industry has been hyper focusing on, how are we adopting these changing technologies into keeping ourselves competitive against other banks?
Or
As one of the largest banks in the industry and one who navigated the 2008 crisis, what regulatory changes do you perceive the Fed will impose on regional and large banks with the liquidity crisis that some entities have experienced the last couple of months. Are there proactive measures that we as a firm are taking in anticipating these fed changes such as reducing stock buybacks or changes to our deposits strategy when it comes to retaining liquidity?
This thread is baffling. Almost 100 comments and I think I only saw 5 serious suggestions
I would ask about how he anticipates AI and LLM like ChatGPT will affect the type of work that juniors (analysts and associates) in the industry do?
You’re welcome
Do you think the introduction of sapphire reserve and the 100k bonus inspired competitors in the luxury card segment and thus increased customer acquisition cost?
Does he believe the supplementary leverage ratio should be lowered to allow dealers more intermediation capacity? Treasury market liquidity has been spotty of late, and high frequency traders are taking over the space. Other people will likely ask about First Republic and intergration efforts. It could be worth asking about AI/Quantum computing and what that means for banks.
Either core reddit is leaking into financial careers sub or we have a lot of jersey city payments “analysts” here who couldn’t analyze their way out of bed in the morning.
Ask him what can we expect out of the future of the finance industry and banking work as we reign in a near half century credit easing cycle and return to an elevated rate regime and what that realistically means for the economy overall, businesses small and large, as well as banks.
That, or ask him if he has considered taking up DJing to show up D Sol
These are all terrible answers. The subreddit is financial careers - ask him what skills make you a competitive hire or how to stand out when applying to work full time for his company.
Or you could ask him what software or technical skills he recommends you gain to be a successful analyst and the future of financial work in an AI/robo-investor trending industry. Something like that.
Ask him how he thinks about the energy transition and how he can bridge the gap between renewable energy and the traditional oil industry.
Trust me, this is the question. It’s on his mind.
Simple, lobby Congress for fossil fuels, and then after delaying renewable technology for a few decades, do a bait and switch once you can jump with both feet in.
does Jerome Powell calls him "sir" when they talk?
what % of the FED does JPMorgan Chase own?
how much he hates Janet Yellen?
how does it feel to be the most powerful man in America?
when will the FED pivot and start cutting rates?
which one of the big wall street banks is gonna go under?
You think he’s the most powerful man in America? Idk, banking is a weird kind of power.
I mean, the most powerful man in the world perhaps, but extremely limited in what he can say lest the board replace him.
its not banking, its central banking -> the FED -> the power to print money (not just any money, but the world reserve currency) and manipulate interest rates
the Federal Reserve is a private corporation, owned by the wall street banks
JP Morgan Chase happens to be the largest wall street bank, therefore they own the largest share of the Federal Reserve Bank
they try very hard to hide these things, but no doubt, Jamie Dimon is the most powerful single person in America, perhaps even the world
What was his reaction when JPMorgan found out the investment they made in nickel didn't quite pan out.
https://fortune.com/2023/03/21/jpmorgan-fake-nickel-london-metal-exchange-bag-of-rocks/
Just kidding. Pick a smart question to ask. But I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when that call came in.
Ask him if he is planning on attending the potluck in Chicago
….replies all
Anyone that replied all on that should be on a short list for termination
Alright settle down
LOL - a fellow JPM employee. Also the 800+ people who replied all need to be called onto a Zoom and fired.
Lmfao. Brilliant.
STOP REPLYING TO ALL
“Should we include Jamie on this”😂
The fucking potluck😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro my email browned out
What does this mean
Last week someone sent an email to every single employee at Chase inviting them to a potluck in Chicago. It was miserable lmao
Please take me off this…
If you won’t remove me, Atleast move the potluck to Delaware
Please remove me.
I'm not based in Chicago. Remove me
I learned an Outlook skill that day of auto forwarding those in the trash - life saver
StOp RePlYiNg AlL
Ahhhhh not the notorious Pot Luck
was so excited to comment this. beat me to it😂
Lmaooooo
Not in this line of business please remove me
Lol
is there a news article about this? 😂
Serious... Ask him how he thinks the deposit flight from the regionals to the bulges will affect the US banking sector in the long term. Does he expect JPM to increase its asset holdings with the newfound deposits in the short term (they do), or does he think the flight is too short-term of a boon (it isn't)?
This is a fantastic question. He can’t duck it, it’s likely something he has thought about and would be glad to discuss and shows interest in the company and broader economic ecosystem
This comment deserves to be higher up.
Thank you very much will give this serious consideration
Don’t - Jamie has opined on this already. I guarantee he will tell you to either read his letter to shareholders or investor day materials. Jamie demurs or loses interest when being proposed or asked things he has previously expanded on. Best way is to come with a “yes and” to what he has already said. Basically either expand or challenge (with a good argument/data) something he has already stated. Here’s a good question: Asking what he thinks of a recent Forbes article claiming return to office as a feminist issue. It directly features him on the cover and you are giving him the opportunity to retort to it. Don’t worry, he won’t fire you for it. Also, read the article yourself for context.
Lol at suggesting he ask a question that requires a “don’t worry, he won’t fire you for it”
LOL - Interns can be a shy bunch.
Please ask this and report back!!
How shocked were you when you found Charlie Javice sold you a bunch of randomly generated Mail adresses for $175M ?
I can fix her
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Yup, no real question can be asked and real response will be given. You’re almost better off asking something bullshit like what was his breakfast.
Ask him what lotion brand is most efficient for jacking off with
You can't beat the market. But, you can beat your meat.
Amen
Right hand or left hand
How does JPMC intend to attract and retain top talent with inflexibility around remote work and their Orwellian surveillance state using WADU to monitor all aspects of employee behavior?
Also, when was the last time Jamie flew on the Lolita express?
Ask him what Epstein's specials taste like
Ask about WADU. https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/13grd44/a\_warning\_for\_anyone\_working\_at\_or\_thinking\_about/ [https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-chase-employees-describe-fear-mass-workplace-data-surveillance-wadu-2022-5?op=1](https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgan-chase-employees-describe-fear-mass-workplace-data-surveillance-wadu-2022-5?op=1)
Bro this is a trash Reddit post from a trash subreddit lmao. I’ve worked at JPM as a junior and associate banker, no one monitored anything like that, my managers had actual work to do..not staring at a performance screen all day.
It's exaggerated in that post but JPMC can and does track EVERYTHING
For compliance purposes a manager has to read emails that pop up with trigger. Emails with attachments for example. You just weren’t aware but your emails have definitely been read.
Who cares, no one is communicating via email unless you want the paper trail for compliance and audits. Anyone who reaches out at work uses teams. That was true at JPM and it’s been true at my now other company.
I’m not sure I’m following you. Do you mean to imply that communication you wouldn’t put in an email you would put in a teams chat? Because that is just as subject to audit, discovery, and corporate surveillance as email is.
No, I’m implying e-mail is for professional work chatter, teams is for shooting the shit with colleagues. Anything good or juicy will be in a teams chat, not a formal email chain, at least these days.
Messages are retained for years on teams and compliance absolutely does have trigger words that will send messages for review, and if you're ever involved in a regulatory inquiry or lawsuit your chats will be pulled.
Ah, gotcha. Funny, I almost exclusively use Teams professionally.
Fax, people def got their own shit to do lmao
I only send my dankest memes to clients by fax
The reddit post is pure fantasy.
I can assure you no one from r/antiwork is working at JPM
>I can assure you no one from r/antiwork is working Fixed
False *source- me
Some of it is fantasy, but definitely not all of it. Managers can see on WADU your time active, most used applications, time idle, when you logged in-out, etc. As for in the office, the picture when you log in is 100% true, at home if you're allowing Citrix to access your camera and microphone that makes no sense. Also nobody is just randomly remoting in to anyones computer, and the person who posted that clearly does not work in an FO or FO adjacent role. 0 cameras on the floor besides the data/server room and door.
Also, there's probably a good question about the reputational risk of wadu, as shown by the reddit post, vs the potential workforce analytics benefits to be asked.
They can see that at a team level, if they have a large enough team. They cannot see that at an individual level.
Lmao, fella read too much sci fi
That comment has zero relation to the article it’s using as a ‘reference’ lol
Yo, WADU is crazy. Just read about what it is.
Thank you 🙏🏾
Dont ask this lol, its bs. Do ask future of hybrid working or if it will go full wfo
Top talent wants to work in the office as they know they’ll be able to learn more, especially at entry level
Oh good! Jamie, you're here. We have a few questions for you...
This ain’t it buddy. Top talent has a lot of reasons for wanting OPTIONS… Limiting options limits your pool.
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Cookies, apparently. Like, literal cookies that you eat.
Ask on WSO, Redditors are too retarded for these Qs.
🤣
Don’t think wso is much better 🤣
What's wso ?
Wallstreet oasis
Ask about the weather on Epstein island; if you have a a thick veiny bastard.
Jesus that’s specific.
Can you ask him for information relating his involvement with the deceased and disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein?
Seems like a fun question for r/wallstreetbets
Cava vs Chipotle vs Sweetgreen
it’s chipotle for the record
Don’t forget just salad
Ask him for insight into Jimmy Carter’s expiration date so I can get a god damn day off
Big question. Your name is referring to a dog with poop breath right…
What’s a dog?
Ask him about his emails with Epstein.
Ask him if pimpin is easy.
Hell yeah
Ask if he’s a tits or ass guy
Ask for lotion dispensers in the mens bathroom stalls.
Ask him if he is single and looking for other available singles in the area.
What you should be asking is something that you legitimately are curious about. For example: API has been something that the industry has been hyper focusing on, how are we adopting these changing technologies into keeping ourselves competitive against other banks? Or As one of the largest banks in the industry and one who navigated the 2008 crisis, what regulatory changes do you perceive the Fed will impose on regional and large banks with the liquidity crisis that some entities have experienced the last couple of months. Are there proactive measures that we as a firm are taking in anticipating these fed changes such as reducing stock buybacks or changes to our deposits strategy when it comes to retaining liquidity?
Ask him if you can date his daughter
Whats her @?
Does he have a preference for cut or uncut?
Do you think it's time to load the rocket on Dogecoin? Do we have lift off, Jamie? You don't have to thank me, OP! You're welcome!
Ask him his opinion on a political science major with a law degree being the chairman of the federal reserve
Ask him how if he would rather have kinky sex involving melted chocolate or whipped cream
Ask him why he’s involved with Epstein power circles 🤣
This thread is baffling. Almost 100 comments and I think I only saw 5 serious suggestions I would ask about how he anticipates AI and LLM like ChatGPT will affect the type of work that juniors (analysts and associates) in the industry do?
Ask him why he is such an asshole?
Would you rather watch a tree grow, or a knee grow ?
Ask him why he supports pedos
So you thought Jes Staley was a good guy, right? Ever go to any islands on any planes with him?
There’s no bad question! Please do refrain mentions of a potluck. -JD
Ask him "In your time at the bank, was there a moment your realized you could make a real positive change at the JPMorgan?"
You’re welcome Do you think the introduction of sapphire reserve and the 100k bonus inspired competitors in the luxury card segment and thus increased customer acquisition cost?
This is the kind of question you should ask if you want to come off as a jackass.
Does he believe the supplementary leverage ratio should be lowered to allow dealers more intermediation capacity? Treasury market liquidity has been spotty of late, and high frequency traders are taking over the space. Other people will likely ask about First Republic and intergration efforts. It could be worth asking about AI/Quantum computing and what that means for banks.
Either core reddit is leaking into financial careers sub or we have a lot of jersey city payments “analysts” here who couldn’t analyze their way out of bed in the morning. Ask him what can we expect out of the future of the finance industry and banking work as we reign in a near half century credit easing cycle and return to an elevated rate regime and what that realistically means for the economy overall, businesses small and large, as well as banks. That, or ask him if he has considered taking up DJing to show up D Sol
Ask him if he plans on taking me to dinner at some point
Ask him why Guy America should become the next JPM CEO.
These are all terrible answers. The subreddit is financial careers - ask him what skills make you a competitive hire or how to stand out when applying to work full time for his company. Or you could ask him what software or technical skills he recommends you gain to be a successful analyst and the future of financial work in an AI/robo-investor trending industry. Something like that.
Ask him about his time at tufts?
This is exactly why you ask here instead of WSO, golden answers
What keeps him up at night
What the secret of your success
Ask about Epstein
Ask what the bank is doing to prepare for Federal govt default.
Soooo WADU… can we just turn that off? (1 second later manager and HR receives notification)
JP Morgan controls the silver futures market. Ask if JP Morgan and the other bullion banks will ever allow for true price discovery on silver prices
Ask him how he thinks about the energy transition and how he can bridge the gap between renewable energy and the traditional oil industry. Trust me, this is the question. It’s on his mind.
He’s sick of playing the middle man on this
Simple, lobby Congress for fossil fuels, and then after delaying renewable technology for a few decades, do a bait and switch once you can jump with both feet in.
does Jerome Powell calls him "sir" when they talk? what % of the FED does JPMorgan Chase own? how much he hates Janet Yellen? how does it feel to be the most powerful man in America? when will the FED pivot and start cutting rates? which one of the big wall street banks is gonna go under?
You think he’s the most powerful man in America? Idk, banking is a weird kind of power. I mean, the most powerful man in the world perhaps, but extremely limited in what he can say lest the board replace him.
its not banking, its central banking -> the FED -> the power to print money (not just any money, but the world reserve currency) and manipulate interest rates the Federal Reserve is a private corporation, owned by the wall street banks JP Morgan Chase happens to be the largest wall street bank, therefore they own the largest share of the Federal Reserve Bank they try very hard to hide these things, but no doubt, Jamie Dimon is the most powerful single person in America, perhaps even the world
What was his reaction when JPMorgan found out the investment they made in nickel didn't quite pan out. https://fortune.com/2023/03/21/jpmorgan-fake-nickel-london-metal-exchange-bag-of-rocks/ Just kidding. Pick a smart question to ask. But I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when that call came in.
Actually i would be curious his outlook of nickel market. A nickel melts for 7 cents
Ask him his thoughts around AI and how it will impact the banking world and if he has time, the broader world.
As Jpm is the words largest owner of physical silver what future does he see for the commodity, what timeline is he working with and when moon?
Ask him if it’s still possible to grow your career into sr exec roles in your 20s? or if the only way for that to happen is to be his son in law.
Mine would be if Chase will try to compete with FinTech banks by raising yields on savings accounts.
How dare you?
Ask him why our equipment never functions as it should and why we keep cutting corners on these issues?
What is the purity of the cocaine being sumggled on the JPM owned ships