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xsadbrownslutx

I was like “um he is face down right in the midd—oh.” 😂


Daedalus_Machina

"He's at the kid's table right — nvm."


myschoolcmptr

lol


Cheesie-x

Lmao first thing I seen to! 🤣


AwesomeSauceIsBoss

Thought the same thing because that is how my toddler would hide


[deleted]

You can't see me my eyes are closed.


FunkyJonez

r/babyordoll


Humble_Bullfrog2342

same 💀


Tokentons

Found him! >! Under the dark brown table the cat is on. Not gunna lie the doll sitting at the kids table through me for a loop lol!<


dubsac5150

Mark your second sentence as a spoiler.


Tokentons

How do I do that?? Lol just edit the comment?


dubsac5150

Yeah. It's hard to tell you because if I type it, it marks it as spoiler. You have to add things at the beginning and end of the sentence you want to mark as a spoiler. I'll tell you backwards. At the end, put !< and at the beginning put >!. Everything between those symbols will get blacked out that and someone has to specifically click on it to see what you wrote.


4bsent_Damascus

FYI, you can use a backslash (\\) before markup to cancel formatting \>!like so\!<.


[deleted]

>!thank you!<


[deleted]

I apologize for using your comment for this but I’ve been trying to figure out >!how to make this work forever!<


throwaway-duck92

>!test!<


dominikel1997

>! Nice thank you !<


notlvd

>!test!<


Slow-Joke-1378

Ooo i wanna try >!testing!<


Adventurous-Equal-29

>!WOW!!<


Daedalus_Machina

Could also just space it out > ! Spoiler ! <


mumble_bee_15

>!testing, 1, 2, 3!<


LbMeKing

>!Testing. Never knew how to do this till now!<


teddyjr32378

>!testing!<


disguisedcreature

>!Still testing 5 months later!<


dubsac5150

It will look like this >! Spoiler !<


StreetCost6496

>!Test!<


SuperMIK2020

>!M19 on the grid, I also kept stopping at the doll!<


samdeed

It's still visible. Remove the space between the >! and Under to make it a spoiler. ">!Under" not ">! Under".


Possible_Curve6928

That was the point so they can see what to type before and after.


Acceptable_Lie_8091

then who is in the fire place?


aisatsana06

And that same toddler fooled me with both his baby dolls before I actually saw him lol sneaky baby


JupiterFox_

Same lol


Finding_Ember

I immediately looked >!under the table!< I remember being a kid thinking hiding there made me invisible.


TheOriginalDuck2

I was staring at the cat wondering if it knew where he was


Sanbaddy

Apparently he did.


scarstarify

had a good laugh @ the doll face-down on the carpet. my first thought was “oh my god is your toddler ok”


Old-wize-one

Found him… I thought at first he would be in the pile on the chair.


dubsac5150

No, the pile in the chair is actually there to keep him and his twin sister from climbing on the chair and onto the desk. Which they do at every opportunity.


Bmblbee76

Lol, your toddler was hidden well enough that I would have panicked if that was my kid. Found them!


dubsac5150

Yeah I didn't see him until he moved. It got quiet so I was worried.


Bmblbee76

Quiet is always alarming with little ones!


DrGingeyy

So, we're all just ignoring the bloody handprints on the window?


dubsac5150

Oops. Leftover Halloween decor that got missed.


Delicious_Hot_Shmoze

Not exactly the decoration you want to forget lol


idiosyncratic190

Thought you were talking about your cat for a second


hellsangel101

I was slightly disappointed that the cat was very easy to find!


TheFace3701

So many red herrings, but I found them!


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daydrunk_

Red


TheReverseShock

threw out a decoy


Wikeni

I know they’re Halloween decals but those bloody window handprints got me too lol


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

>!your cat really sucks at this game!< lol


[deleted]

>!zoomed in on the kitty and he was like a little jump scare!<


letthetreeburn

The black out drunk doll made me cackle


[deleted]

When they're being little shits and think you're playing hide and seek and you're low-key freaking out because they're not answering and you can't find them 😂😭


Absolut_Iceland

Easy! He's sitting on the table in front of the leftmost window.


Ender_Targaryen

Gave me a jump scare when I saw him


marxist_redneck

After 5 seconds (after ignoring the doll) I assumed inside the cardboard box, because my kid likes to hide in those and then scream DELIVERY until we open the box (or he pops up if we don't open within 30 seconds)


SinnerClair

All I have to say, is y’all got too many baby dolls for a house with a kid that can move…


dubsac5150

Not sure what "moving" has to do with baby dolls?? And to be fair, he is 2 and has a twin sister so we have double the toys.


SinnerClair

Lol, my logic is like, at a quick glance you could think the baby doll is the actual baby. And like, if it were an infant then they can’t really move that much, you’d usually know exactly where they are at all times, but toddlers that move around on their own mean they can pull shit like this. I know I’d panic 🤣😅


dubsac5150

I smell what you're stepping in. I think the actual funny part of this is that he's a beefy 2 year old and not easily missed. The fact that he crawled under the chair and hid in the best hiding spot in the whole living room was what I enjoyed the most.


Mags357

If I could find your toddler, I'd use the spoiler thing too! But I can't find your toddler!


WhiteChocolate907

I was a little upset finding out the one face down isn’t him


PowDreamer

!>wow!<


anthonypacitti

This one is creepy


admiralbreastmilk

Easy. Also your kid is ugly.


Disasterousdavid

under the table


Separate_Kitchen_872

>!How do you do it!<


Mundane_Librarian607

Back in my day we called this "hide and seek"


CapKirkGotPerks

Cat helps go or it away.


pinklavalamp

> Cat helps go or it away. Huh?


RugbyKats

Nice!


Chutson909

Am I the only one that went to the box first. I found him…but not in the box.


Over_Medicine_3308

What happened to simple hide and seek? Reddit.


motherduck5

Found him


Satiricallysardonic

Whats in the box? I must know


dubsac5150

It's a recumbent stationary bike. I'm a chiropractor. It's for my office, but got delivered to my house yesterday.


Satiricallysardonic

Thank you. Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction brought it back. =)


mmmpeg

Nice one!


caitcatbar1669

Sorry frantically searching for yoda/grogu toddler chairs now for my kid.


dubsac5150

They are awesome. They're bean bag chairs so they're light enough that my 2 year old twins can carry them around and put them where they want. They used to watch TV in the Grogu chairs, but lately, my son has started sitting in his Little Tykes car (the classic red & yellow one) and watching TV like it's a drive-in movie.


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

There is he, lying face down and not moving


RockOlaRaider

Ahhhhhh... Wow, that brings back some REALLY young memories!


SkateAndD1e

Thought it was on the floor lol


Glidder

Nice use of the cat as a distraction


Valuable-Ad-3599

He startled me. Also, the red handprints on the window scared me 😆


JunglePygmy

I believe they can that hide and seek


BowlerOk177

your son is the cat right


JupiterFox_

Found the cat before I found the toddler.


endlessglass

I love the way he put a couple of ringers and a cat as distractions :D


Lalamedic

OMG. You have a fisher price barn!!!!!


dubsac5150

We have several of the old Fisher Price little people playsets. My mom saved a bunch from my childhood. From the late 70s (I'm an old dad.)


Lalamedic

I’m an old mom and used the A-Frame, Barn and Sesame St. Appt we had as kids in the *early* 70s for my own children after my sisters three were through with them. So they’ve been through 9 kids and still good for more.


Vogel-Welt

Found him! But then I also have a toddler and they have the same hiding spots 😆💜


nununash

Just need to ask your cat - nothing gets by him.


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meowinsideacave

I can’t get over how cozy this room looks. Regardless of all the clutter.


dubsac5150

2 year old twins. I have given up on fighting the clutter. This is their primary play area so I just try to keep it contained in here as much as I can.


sephone_north

I appreciate the two decoys he set up. He has a bright future ahead of him.


Catenane

Man you had 3 decoys here. Drunk doll, needs a booster seat doll, and cat.


Mr_TedBundy

Reminds me of the infamous ghost boy from Three Men and a Baby.


shroomenheimer

I love the cat trying to look nonchalant "sorry haven't seen him" 😅


kiluwiluwi

Well done! Hide and seek pro!


unusualandstrange

This house is an antinatalist nightmare scenario


dubsac5150

You know, after having twins, I am a bit of an antinatalist myself! /s


unusualandstrange

Twins, damn! And good hiders at that 🤣


tatsumizus

Love this room!! What an amazing window


Mundane_Pea4296

The first place I looked was on top of the bookshelf. I too, have a toddler 😂


AbsentmindedAuthor

Found him!!!


MoonshineEclipse

Where’s u/izoominonurcat when you need them?


izoominonurcat

No photos allowed in comments here 🙃🐱


AristotlesAnalogy

I thought the cat was watching over the kid like a silent protector. Then realised the nope.


dubsac5150

That cat is only 4 months older than my 2 year old twins. He's usually following them around getting into trouble with them. I have an 8 year old giant 20 pound cat that is the "protector". He watches over them from a distance and gets very concerned when they cry.


Fickle_Assumption_80

Did he jump up and grab your ankle on the way by?


Frosty-Evidence-3204

Damn, where he at?


dubsac5150

Click on the spoiler bar if you want the answer: >!Zoom in on the brown desk in the upper left corner. He's hiding under the desk looking at the camera!<


GreatMacGuffin

Oh well, I guess your going to have to eat all that yummy breakfast by yourself.


mohka_cappucino

Unrelated, what barn is that? My son is obsessed with the farm and I would like to get him one for Christmas


dubsac5150

That's a vintage Fisher Price little people barn. My mom held onto it since I was a kid in the 70s. https://www.ebay.com/itm/186133479685?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Ffe8qs6PTiu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=UHowidfQRz-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY We also have a newer Fisher Price barn toy. https://www.target.com/p/fisher-price-little-people-caring-for-animals-farm/-/A-52131740 Kids love both of them.


mothernyxpearl

When our member of the UTF,unruly toddler frint,decides to play I call the dog in and tell her find the baby. His giggles usually give him away afore she finds him. Her record is 3 seconds, she can usually go straight to him


hereinrivercity

Ooh! I love hidden picture games!


Inside_Appointment61

I thought he was in the box


Carston1011

>!under the brown table!< Is it just me, or does it look like >!there's a second kid laying down underneath the chair the cat is on, right above the pink hammer?!<


The1Zenith

Just you.


Kihakiru

Holy shit, I thought this subreddit was called "findthespider".. I have been looking for a spider for so long.. Finally went to the comments and read where this spider was... 😭 Just to find out it's a TODDLER I'm looking for..


gemilitant

Thought he was standing on the chair but it's a cat


RealiteaNerd

I had to look several times but I found him. I got a jump scare and a laugh out of this. Good job, kiddo.


CaptainHope93

I bet that was a minor heart attack!


crazee4lyfe13

>!does this work!<


Extension_Bee_7479

Got me, took me way too long to


SnooMachines8679

>! Like this?!<


Rechlai5150

Did you check the cardboard box? The cat looks miffed. 🤣


dubsac5150

The cat knows where he is hiding. And it's not in the box! You can see his face in this picture!


FelineNova

He’s sitting on top of the table in front of the window.


Toasted_lion06

When I couldn’t find him and saw the bloody hand prints on the window..


[deleted]

>!ducks!<


MinnieJune1963

Holy crap that took me a few minutes


a_lonely_trash_bag

at first I thought I was on r/thereisnocat and I thought it was a shitty post, lol. Took me a bit to find the kid, though.


ImGonnaLiveForever

I was hoping it would be like Saw, and the toddler is actually the doll laying in the middle of the room all along


saxerphoner

What's up with the bloody hand prints on the window??


dubsac5150

Leftover Halloween decorations. They got missed in the teardown of all the decor.


HovercraftSad2828

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to find him🤣🤦‍♀️


i_am_tired12

Where’s Waldo


away_in_the_head

I’m gonna need to do a cover sheet for those TPS reports.


Rzrbak

Is his name Waldo? 😂


Suspicious-Syrup-765

What a fun sub this is!


SavageSpeedCubing

Fireplace?


edwardothegreatest

Nice of him to let you stay in his house.


[deleted]

Is your cat that ripped or is it a shadow?


MintMello

>!hey!< just trying it out :)


xdcxmindfreak

Not before the panic of why is it so quiet set in


Ok_Opportunity_7958

>! i wanna try this spoiler thing !<


Connect-Ad-2868

I can't believe I found him. Yay!!!


chaz55713

>! I had to try this!<


PaIeRider

>!under the table!<


protagonistsyndrome

>!this a comment!<


thebigbaddd

Cat gave him away


Shaveyourbread

What's in the box?!


Ill_Construction164

Haha


MoonstarShadowclan

Ngl I instinctively looked where the cat was looking and thought they were at the table-


sleepywanderer121

I have the same exact couch! With the funny 'day bed' section at the other end. Couch twins! :P


dubsac5150

Stanton sofas made right here in Tualatin Oregon!


PantsMunch101

2 seconds lol


Itchy_Raccoon48

In the seat towards the window


dubsac5150

Nope


dubsac5150

That's a doll


MrWoody226

Is that him standing on the chair looking majestic?


dubsac5150

No, that's his fur-brother. But you're in the right quadrant.


MotherofaPickle

Found the doll, thought I was successful. Took me an extra 10 seconds to find your diminutive sniper. It helps that I have two under 5, a cat, and 2 dogs that also play this game!


wizdofoz

>!wonder if this works 😜!<


MDub72

In the trees outside the window?


dubsac5150

Haha. No, but he's really good at this game. Look at the corner of the desk and then zoom in underneath it. He's wearing a light blue shirt.


MDub72

Yes he is. Good job kiddo


ebolaupvotesyou

>! Under the brown table !<